Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Reese Bennett 3,609]

So now we go get Raymond and Gideon becomes DC by default?

[RGBIII 22,840]

I know we won’t be played for money for the next one, texas getting turned down for a third DC candidate, after Boom and this douche bag, would be an awful look. My guess is something happens very quickly and I’m thinking Arnett

[El Squared 1,802]

20 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Looks like the rivalry between the Big 12 and the SEC is is about to jump up a notch or two. Can hardly wait until we nail AtM and Alabama's hides to our wall. 

aggy will have to repo their hide off our wall, dust it off, reapply it and THEN we remove it again and re-nail...

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

I know we won’t be played for money for the next one, texas getting turned down for a third DC candidate, after Boom and this douche bag, would be an awful look. My guess is something happens very quickly and I’m thinking Arnett

Or maybe now Boom knows Georgia ain’t opening up and we give him another pitch...

[texifornia 56,902]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

I know we won’t be played for money for the next one, texas getting turned down for a third DC candidate, after Boom and this douche bag, would be an awful look. My guess is something happens very quickly and I’m thinking Arnett

I care less about optics and more about the practicality of needing a DC in place going into NSD2 and peak transfer season.

[RGBIII 22,840]

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Or maybe now Boom knows Georgia ain’t opening up and we give him another pitch...

[RGBIII 22,840]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

I care less about optics and more about the practicality of needing a DC in place going into NSD2 and peak transfer season.

Agreed that’s why I think it happens VERY quickly

[boilerhorn 1,375]

I'm curious why these guys feel the need to publicly declare who they turned down.  Ego and projection of relevance.

me: Boss, got a 2x offer from competitor.
Boss (option 1): pack your bags and fuck off.
Boss (option 2): we'll match.

If option 2 is chosen, boss and I don't skip down the halls declaring he just doubled my salary.  We'd both be universally hated.

I guess I am about to answer my own question - they announce this shit so that (1) coach's ego can be stroked and (2) program's ego can be stroked (3) BMDs ego can be stroked.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,869]

I guess Saban isn't replacing Golding with Lanning.  

If Odom interviewed this week - he's still an option.

[RGBIII 22,840]

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

I'm curious why these guys feel the need to publicly declare who they turned down.  Ego and projection of relevance.

me: Boss, got a 2x offer from competitor.
Boss (option 1): pack your bags and fuck off.
Boss (option 2): we'll match.

If option 2 is chosen, boss and I don't skip down the halls declaring he just doubled my salary.  We'd both be universally hated.

I guess I am about to answer my own question - they announce this shit so that (1) coach's ego can be stroked and (2) program's ego can be stroked (3) BMDs ego can be stroked.

[bigup2dahorns 3,343]

Ok. Onto the next option. 

But first we need a palate cleanser. I’m sure we can agree on what to have. Not fajitas or ice cream. I’m open to suggestions.

[closetohumping 17,438]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I know we won’t be played for money for the next one, texas getting turned down for a third DC candidate, after Boom and this douche bag, would be an awful look. My guess is something happens very quickly and I’m thinking Arnett

I hope someone gets fired for that leak and sark should be giving sexton an earful

[bigcigar 1,164]

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

I'm curious why these guys feel the need to publicly declare who they turned down.  Ego and projection of relevance.

me: Boss, got a 2x offer from competitor.
Boss (option 1): pack your bags and fuck off.
Boss (option 2): we'll match.

If option 2 is chosen, boss and I don't skip down the halls declaring he just doubled my salary.  We'd both be universally hated.

I guess I am about to answer my own question - they announce this shit so that (1) coach's ego can be stroked and (2) program's ego can be stroked (3) BMDs ego can be stroked.

Agent play. Free advertising for their services

[texifornia 56,902]

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

I'm curious why these guys feel the need to publicly declare who they turned down.  Ego and projection of relevance.

me: Boss, got a 2x offer from competitor.
Boss (option 1): pack your bags and fuck off.
Boss (option 2): we'll match.

If option 2 is chosen, boss and I don't skip down the halls declaring he just doubled my salary.  We'd both be universally hated.

I guess I am about to answer my own question - they announce this shit so that (1) coach's ego can be stroked and (2) program's ego can be stroked (3) BMDs ego can be stroked.

Recruiting. Makes the program look stronger. 

[dcar00 14,181]

11 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Who needs a defensive coordinator anyway?

allgasnobrakes

[Bevo Num1 1,011]

I imagine Sark and CDC doing lines of coke in an office and CDC telling Sark to get the best fucking staff in the country no matter the fucking cost.

[El Squared 1,802]

I wonder what else BIGTIME FCB “knows/noes” ?

seems like he sharted 

Edited January 16, 2021 by El Squared

[cmontexas 3,270]

BIGTIME piece of shit

[Bevo14 8,304]

20 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Or maybe now Boom knows Georgia ain’t opening up and we give him another pitch...

5d checkers or something. If they felt the need to give this dude a huge raise, then Kirby...

 

Edited January 16, 2021 by Bevo14

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

We should treat this all as a cold war.   Make all the other schools sign stupid high contracts 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

9 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

I'm curious why these guys feel the need to publicly declare who they turned down.  Ego and projection of relevance.

me: Boss, got a 2x offer from competitor.
Boss (option 1): pack your bags and fuck off.
Boss (option 2): we'll match.

If option 2 is chosen, boss and I don't skip down the halls declaring he just doubled my salary.  We'd both be universally hated.

I guess I am about to answer my own question - they announce this shit so that (1) coach's ego can be stroked and (2) program's ego can be stroked (3) BMDs ego can be stroked.

 

7 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

Agent play. Free advertising for their services

 

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Recruiting. Makes the program look stronger. 

In this case he's a public employee. His pay will be disclosed either way

[closetohumping 17,438]

Lanning salty at Sark and Herman/Texas

[Newy25 7,668]

Watching Nahlin pretend like he knows what is going on is comical. In consecutive posts on their coaching search thread he pontificates about Lanning going to Alabama and in the next post pretends like he “spared his readers” from the fact that Texas offered Lanning because it would cause an emotional rollercoaster. It’s fucking awesome to watch. He does not know fuck all what is going on. 

[ClubWhatever 12,128]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Lanning salty at Sark and Herman/Texas

He just made the list

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 530]

6 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Well, we can certainly find him a homeless camp to live in if that's what it takes

[Fud 9,552]

24 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So Georgia has got Kirby Smart as HC and Muschamp as an analyst and they're going to make Lanning one of the highest paid DC's in college?  Kudo's to them.

And they have Schumann waiting in the wings

[Machinator 32,099]

Lanning just paying us back for the Sugar Bowl, IMO.

[closetohumping 17,438]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Watching Nahlin pretend like he knows what is going on is comical. In consecutive posts on their coaching search thread he pontificates about Lanning going to Alabama and in the next post pretends like he “spared his readers” from the fact that Texas offered Lanning because it would cause an emotional rollercoaster. It’s fucking awesome to watch. He does not know fuck all what is going on. 

IT has been getting punked since Herman got fired.

[deech 2,273]

So what is the evidence we truly made a play for Lanning?  Chip Brown?  

Sexton leaks him the story and his client has a raise on less than six hours. 

 

I don't believe CDC and Sark who have been running shit in stealth mode all of a sudden fucked this up. 

 

[taybo20 2,825]

It’s very possible he was never the leading candidate, but the agent saw a chance to get some money in a short window of time and got paid. Good fucking agent

[LTtxfan 49,162]

36 minutes ago, deech said:

Proof again that Chip is a fraudulent cocksucker.

Never fuckin' trust FUCK CHIP BROWN...

[taybo20 2,825]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Lanning just paying us back for the Sugar Bowl, IMO.

Spiteful...I like it 

[RollLeft 5,044]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

It’s very possible he was never the leading candidate, but the agent saw a chance to get some money in a short window of time and got paid. Good fucking agent

How much would Nahlin charge Sexton to run with the story?

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

In consecutive posts on their coaching search thread he pontificates about Lanning going to Alabama and in the next post pretends like he “spared his readers” from the fact that Texas offered Lanning because it would cause an emotional rollercoaster. 

[dcar00 14,181]

gonna be funny when Sark says (insert DC name here) was our first choice and we never offered anyone else, contrary to reports.

[closetohumping 17,438]

3 minutes ago, deech said:

So what is the evidence we truly made a play for Lanning?  Chip Brown?  

Sexton leaks him the story and his client has a raise on less than six hours. 

 

I don't believe CDC and Sark who have been running shit in stealth mode all of a sudden fucked this up. 

 

Football scoop.  They're generally money

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

[Effyourcouch 125]

Please catch me up; who refused an offer for DC?

[Wishbone 4,759]

2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

How much would Nahlin charge Sexton to run with the story?

Tree fiddy.

[Machinator 32,099]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Football scoop.  They're generally money

FootballScoop also uses agents for sources FYI

[Newy25 7,668]

1 minute ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

 

[Burt Macklin 19,020]

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I care less about optics and more about the practicality of needing a DC in place going into NSD2 and peak transfer season.

Yeah. It’s more important to hire the right DC than hire the wrong one quickly. We have plenty of time to recover in recruiting. 
 

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Lanning just paying us back for the Sugar Bowl, IMO.

Or he and his agent just did what any one of us would do if it meant a 1.25 million pay increase per year. 

[Machinator 32,099]

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

Or he and his agent just did what any one of us would do if it meant a 1.25 million pay increase per year. 

[Wishbone 4,759]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yeah. It’s more important to hire the right DC than hire the wrong one quickly. We have plenty of time to recover in recruiting. 
 

Or he and his agent just did what any one of us would do if it meant a 1.25 million pay increase per year. 

…zackly…

[Burt Macklin 19,020]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

 

Lol that’s amazing. That’s the most transparent thing I’ve ever seen. 

[Wishbone 4,759]

Eric “zilch” Nahlin

[Dijon Robinson 1,511]

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

 

Strong "I know the answer I just don't want to tell you" vibes here

[Rip76 4,925]

F it.  Go get Bum’s son for a couple of years.

[Teryor 4,460]

You guys are dumb as fuck. Didn't you hear? It's happening on Tuesday

[Rickylovesweed 14,291]

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Football scoop.  They're generally money

Football Scoop just cited the Dennis Dodd report. They didn’t report anything.