Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Burt Macklin 19121]

2 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Can't they just keep that under wraps?

Lol wut. Who’s they and how do they just magically keep everything under wraps? 

Just now, Vertigo said:

We have a guy with show cause on staff already. 

He had a show cause. It’s no longer in force. That’s very different than hiring a DC who could get a show cause slapped on him while he’s at your school.  

[Rimbo 26464]

Pick up the phone. Call Wade. Start telling him numbers until you hear "Yes."

[Rimbo 26464]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t give a fuck if he’s snuggling up each night in front of the tv with Mike Stoops and watching him breakdown film. Mike Stoops is a dog shit defensive coach who has been passed up by the game. He’s also a guy we got fired, mid season, from ou. He’s also a huge dick. He’s also a coke head. 

There isn’t a single redeeming thing about Mike Stoops as a coach. If Steve Sarkisian hires him against good counsel, I’ll assume he’s back on the sauce. He will have completely and immediately removed the benefit of the doubt. 

It would be a Shawn Watson hire, yep. Or even a Tim Beck hire.

[MoJames 8257]

What if we don't show anyone the show clause?

[Hank Kingsley 21135]

There is no bigger fan or champion of Wade Phillips than Wade Phillips. 

 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2847]

6 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Can't they just keep that under wraps?

 

5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

What if we don't show anyone the show clause?

If anyone asks..

[conVINCEd 21474]

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It would be a Shawn Watson hire, yep. Or even a Tim Beck hire.

Worse.  The entire fan base already hates Stoops with a fucking passion.

[TexasTroll 454]

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

There is no bigger fan or champion of Wade Phillips than Wade Phillips. 

 

 

[conVINCEd 21474]

18 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Pruitt is a great DC but his possible compliance issues complicate the matter quite a bit.

Couldn’t our cause be that we need a good dc?  That seems reasonable to me

[Reynolds Woodcock 4883]

FWIW, LuPoi would be closer to a Tim Beck hire than Shawn Watson. Terrible OC, but really great recruiter, so at least it wouldn’t be an absolute fucking zero like Watson (Jesus fucking Christ I can’t believe Strong not only hired him, but retained him after the Arkansas game). 

I refuse to even type the other name you assholes are discussing.

[cdain3 3454]

The problem isn't his availability, it's getting him through compliance.

If they're negotiating a buyout that most likely means they didn't find enough dirt to terminate him for cause. I doubt the lazy mfers at Ncaa find anything either.

[Dewey 3315]

Been told that might end up with Darnell or Torbush, just to hold things in place til next off-season,  when we will see a bevy of hot young coordinators avaliable.  

[closetohumping 17552]

1 minute ago, Dewey said:

Been told that might end up with Darnell or Torbush, just to hold things in place til next off-season,  when we will see a bevy of hot young coordinators avaliable.  

People have been negged for less than this

Edited January 16, 2021 by closetohumping

[sith_horn 2407]

14 minutes ago, MoJames said:

What if we don't show anyone the show clause?

 

 

[OU Still Sucks 37]

Pole assassin

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

4 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Been told that might end up with Darnell or Torbush, just to hold things in place til next off-season,  when we will see a bevy of hot young coordinators avaliable.  

This shit went too far to have maximum impact. 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2645]

Is greg Robinson still out there?  I know everyone loves Boom, but I still think Greg was the best DC under mack. 

Edited January 16, 2021 by Xian

[Longhornlove 4923]

3 minutes ago, OU Still Sucks said:

Pole assassin

She audition at the Yellow Rose yet?

[Gene Parmesan 4024]

Who would Korn Ferry recommend?

[Longhornlove 4923]

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Who would Korn Ferry recommend?

"Corn?" Said the man while getting up from the toilet. "When did I eat corn?"

[conVINCEd 21474]

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

She audition at the Yellow Rose yet?

She’s done a pole dance routine on Jerry Springer.  She gets to bypass the interview process.

[Longhornlove 4923]

4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

She’s done a pole dance routine on Jerry Springer.  She gets to bypass the interview process.

Packing bags for new croots?

Edited January 16, 2021 by Longhornlove

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Over/under on when the Fire Sark thread goes live?

First game 1/2 way thru the first qtr. when we don’t get a first down.

[MAUFRAIS 6679]

i look forward to seeing her at jumbo's clown room the night before our next rose bowl.

[taybo20 2968]

1 hour ago, sith_horn said:

Haven't seen anything definitive, but some earlier posts indicated he removed all references to Texas from his twitter account and that Ole Miss was strongly considering hiring him.

I mentioned that haha 

[RollLeft 5050]

Jon Heacock is an outside the box name that consistently does more with less.  Beat OU and Texas this year.  

Iowa State has ranked second (20.9- 2017), first (22.9- 2018), third (25.9- 2019) and second (21.4- 2020) in the Big 12 in scoring defense in each of the last four seasons, all totals among the top-20 nationally.

Edited January 16, 2021 by RollLeft

[Not a Sock 2344]

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

John Heacock is an outside the box name that consistently does more with less.  Beat OU and Texas this year.  

Heacock is a badass but, no way he leaves Campbell.

[TexasEx 1667]

1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

Heacock is a badass but, no way he leaves Campbell.

I dunno. I could think of a million or so reasons. 

[RollLeft 5050]

5 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Heacock is a badass but, no way he leaves Campbell.

Rumors of Campbell leaving leaves the question in Heacocks mind as to how long he has at ISU.  Its not certain he goes with Matt.  If he jumps now he has at least 4 years of stability with Sark before moves are made.  I doubt Matt stays at ISU that long.  Also he only makes 900k.

Edited January 16, 2021 by RollLeft

[VirginiaLonghorn 4808]

🤔

[Vito Andolini 9141]

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone who can look as different from photo to photo as Pole Assassin. I was of the belief there had to be (at least) two different women using the nickname, but it seems it’s the same person. Crazy. 

[Skipper 6325]

25 minutes ago, Xian said:

Is greg Robinson still out there?  I know everyone loves Boom, but I still think Greg was the best DC under mack. 

I mean he is about to hit 70 and retired 5 years ago.

[BrazilHorn 6660]

Hiring Little Stoops is a complete non fucking starter. He is a nepotistic twat waffle that has marginal talent and benefited by drafting in big brother's airstream. Much like Watson who cussed Colt out at the end of the Nebraska/UT Big 12 Champ game, Stoops is someone that let his disdain and hatred for Texas shine over the years. He can get rightly fucked & Sark needs to be checked in head for considering hiring someone like that here.

There are plenty of DCs out there UT could money whip like they just money whipped Banks before you have to get down to Stoops' level.

Unless Sark has looked at the roster and said "Year 1 will be shitty and I need a fall guy" and is playing the long game to hire a DC he could fire as an offering.

[WBT 20763]

53 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Pick up the phone. Call Wade. Start telling him numbers until you hear "Yes."

Dick LeBeau imo

[tonedeaf 56]

32 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

People have been negged for less than this

No shit. I told off a sooner and got negged by some dipshit called cosmodog.  Go figure. 

 

[Rhinotx 500]

4 minutes ago, Skipper said:

I mean he is about to hit 70 and retired 5 years ago.

Gerg lives! 
 

[Burt Macklin 19121]

5 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

🤔

TIL Ted Cruz’s wife is a Jerry Springer fan and Ted Cruz looks as comfortable watching a stripper as you’d expect. 
 

 

[ztejas 43752]

3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Unless Sark has looked at the roster and said "Year 1 will be shitty and I need a fall guy"

There is no fucking way that he thinks that. Maybe year 1 isn't "win the conference and make the CFP" type expectations but we should lose 3 games at most. That isn't worth dicking around on your DC hire over. 

(Not that I think you were being serious)

[Hank Kingsley 21135]

2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Unless Sark has looked at the roster and said "Year 1 will be shitty and I need a fall guy" and is playing the long game to hire a DC he could fire as an offering.

[Michael Knight 13050]

This thread has a bad case of LDE

[BrazilHorn 6660]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

There is no fucking way that he thinks that. Maybe year 1 isn't "win the conference and make the CFP" type expectations but we should lose 3 games at most. That isn't worth dicking around on your DC hire over. 

(Not that I think you were being serious)

No, I think team is set for some good shit this year. I wish Ossai had stayed and run it back and I hope Juwan hits the portal and GTFO as I don't think any LB coaching will help that concrete shoed, brainded mofo

[ztejas 43752]

13 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

I dunno. I could think of a million or so reasons. 

The Matt Campbell mythologizing hilariously continues. We are money whipping guys off of Saban's NC staff at Bama. But yeah, no way we could pull someone from fucking Ames, Iowa (no offense, Cyclones).

[Burt Macklin 19121]

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Lol. He was on a good Stoops rant until he went full regard to the point where even Stoops’ reaction would be “holy shit, that guy’s a dumbass.” 

[RollLeft 5050]

9 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Unless Sark has looked at the roster and said "Year 1 will be shitty and I need a fall guy" and is playing the long game to hire a DC he could fire as an offering.

Yeah, no.  And if by remote chance he opted for that terrible option he would have kept Ash.  

[Rhinotx 500]

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

No, I think team is set for some good shit this year. I wish Ossai had stayed and run it back and I hope Juwan hits the portal and GTFO as I don't think any LB coaching will help that concrete shoed, brainded mofo

F LBs we going 3-8 formation 

[texifornia 57276]

Seriously everyone involved would get drawn and quartered by the boosters if he hired Stoops for any kind of on-field role. It simply can't happen.

[Vertigo 20396]

37 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Who would Korn Ferry recommend?

[tonedeaf 56]

9 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

 

Unless Sark has looked at the roster and said "Year 1 will be shitty and I need a fall guy" and is playing the long game to hire a DC he could fire as an offering.

I may be alone here but I think we have the talent.  Just need the right people in charge.  I think we finally have it. 

[David Dennison 19131]

Just now, tonedeaf said:

I may be alone here but I think we have the talent.  Just need the right people in charge.  I think we finally have it. 

This. We should absolutely expect to be in the Big 12 championship game next season.

[C-Man 27384]

This. We should absolutely expect to be in the Big 12 championship game next season.

If Thompson is as good as he showed vs Colorado or Card takes a big step forward, there’s no doubt we should probably be in the title game.