Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[closetojumping 62215]

15 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Unless Sark has looked at the roster and said "Year 1 will be shitty and I need a fall guy" and is playing the long game to hire a DC he could fire as an offering.

 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

Hahahahahahahaha. This fucking website never disappoints. 

[gsoda3 3236]

Much like Watson who cussed Colt out at the end of the Nebraska/UT Big 12 Champ game...

What happened there?

[Longhornlove 4779]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

If Thompson is as good as he showed vs Colorado or Card takes a big step forward, there’s no doubt we should probably be in the title game.

I hope this doesn't happen to you.

[clapclapclap 9000]

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Told a couple schools ‘no‘ last season, couple this season, told someone no right before this one and it was a big one.

What was the big school Sark turned down?

[sith_horn 2369]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Seriously everyone involved would get drawn and quartered by the boosters if he hired Stoops for any kind of on-field role. It simply can't happen.

Or off the field. Don't know how anyone couldn't consider him a potential leak source to OU whether by deliberate act or simply due to being the oaf who can't keep his mouth shut. Hard to believe any of the Stoops talk has even a scintilla of substance behind it. But if it does this is the case where CDC or anyone in the hierarchy puts their hand on Sark's shoulders and says pointblank, "No to Stoops Sark. Not only no, but HELL NO!"

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

What was the big school Sark turned down?

Alabama.

[wood 11121]

2 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Are we doing the Surly thing where we make an assumption that something is going to happen based on zero evidence and then freak out about it?

It's the Surl, so ... yeah.

 

[kwood4408 756]

Told a couple schools ‘no‘ last season, couple this season, told someone no right before this one and it was a big one.

What was the big school Sark turned down?

I believe it was Auburn

[Teryor 4407]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

What was the big school Sark turned down?

Probably Auburn or SCAR, leaning Auburn

[TXRed 3184]

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

What was the big school Sark turned down?

Auburn 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

58 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

FWIW, LuPoi would be closer to a Tim Beck hire than Shawn Watson. Terrible OC, but really great recruiter, so at least it wouldn’t be an absolute fucking zero like Watson (Jesus fucking Christ I can’t believe Strong not only hired him, but retained him after the Arkansas game). 

I refuse to even type the other name you assholes are discussing.

‘Member that time Watson got mad when we won? I do

[bullzak 411]

26 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Rumors of Campbell leaving leaves the question in Heacocks mind as to how long he has at ISU.  Its not certain he goes with Matt.  If he jumps now he has at least 4 years of stability with Sark before moves are made.  I doubt Matt stays at ISU that long.  Also he only makes 900k.

Dont people think Campbell has a real shot at UMich? Figure this is the swan song for Harbaugh so ISU guys may only have another year. 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

If Thompson is as good as he showed vs Colorado or Card takes a big step forward, there’s no doubt we should probably be in the title game.

There's no good reason Texas shouldn't be in the CCG every year. There is a massive talent/resource gap between Texas/OU and the rest of the conference.

[Jkwellborn 6653]

Maybe Sarks philosophy is to have a DC who gets the ball back into the offenses hands, not too bogged down with the specifics of via a punt, turnover or kickoff.

Fuck that. That means he’d be calling Diaz, Orlando, or Bedford back.

[cafe society 2836]

Question for the knowledgeable Surlies:  if Tennessee negotiates a buyout of Pruitt, seemingly freeing him up to coach elsewhere, how long would the hiring institution need to wait before learning if the NCAA is going to slap a show cause on him?
 

[RollLeft 5040]

2 minutes ago, bullzak said:

Dont people think Campbell has a real shot at UMich? Figure this is the swan song for Harbaugh so ISU guys may only have another year. 

Not sure if serious.  They just extended Horribaughl

Edited January 16, 2021 by RollLeft

[Vito Andolini 9099]

Almost certainly Auburn, with the supposition he was HCIW at Bama, but as he apparently said in a recent interview (I didn’t listen, just saw the quote), “Who wants to follow Nick Saban?”  When Saban does retire, and should Sarkisian do well here, they could make a run, but hopefully he’ll be happy with what he has here. 

[texifornia 56488]

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

Not sure if serious.  They just extended Horribaughl

With a much lower buyout. It's a delaying tactic, not a commitment.

[RollLeft 5040]

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

Question for the knowledgeable Surlies:  if Tennessee negotiates a buyout of Pruitt, seemingly freeing him up to coach elsewhere, how long would the hiring institution need to wait before learning if the NCAA is going to slap a show cause on him?
 

We don't know whats in the box.  Why take the risk?  If its a head we are guilty by association.  

[cam4mav 770]

19 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

This thread has a bad case of LDE

for real.

[Modessit 5596]

Pole assassin

Already followed just in case. Gonna be some stripper/pole dancer business.

[RollLeft 5040]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

With a much lower buyout. It's a delaying tactic, not a commitment.

Put it this way.  Matt Campbell was available this year, his best year ever and still they opted for the guy who hasn't beat their rival in 7 years.  Why hitch your hopes to that guy.  

Edited January 16, 2021 by RollLeft

[wood 11121]

21 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

This thread has a bad case of LDE

Seriously, yep.

[Vito Andolini 9099]

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

We don't know whats in the box.  Why take the risk?  If its a head we are guilty by association.  

What if we lowballed him with a paltrow, Se7en year contract that was the pitts?

Ok, I even hate myself for that.

[Longhornlove 4779]

3 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Almost certainly Auburn, with the supposition he was HCIW at Bama, but as he apparently said in a recent interview (I didn’t listen, just saw the quote), “Who wants to follow Nick Saban?”  When Saban does retire, and should Sarkisian do well here, they could make a run, but hopefully he’ll be happy with what he has here. 

Didn't he tell a story about a conversation with his dad about how he thought Texas was the best job in CFB? I wonder what truth there is to that?

[cafe society 2836]

And to follow up, how long would our administration/coach wait to pull the trigger on another DC while the Pruitt saga unfolds and Gamecock and Muschamp negotiate his buyout?

Edited January 16, 2021 by cafe society

[Bigbend1812 12884]

8 minutes ago, wood said:

It's the Surl, so ... yeah.

 

 

[Modessit 5596]

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone who can look as different from photo to photo as Pole Assassin. I was of the belief there had to be (at least) two different women using the nickname, but it seems it’s the same person. Crazy. 

There's lots of Pole Assassin's on IG, and even a mini Pole Assassin.

But you're not wrong on this one. Going through her various IG and Twitter accounts gives lots of different looks. Have you heard her talk yet?

[conVINCEd 21468]

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:

There's lots of Pole Assassin's on IG, and even a mini Pole Assassin.

But you're not wrong on this one. Going through her various IG and Twitter accounts gives lots of different looks. Have you heard her talk yet?

Why the fuck would anyone want to do that?

[Vito Andolini 9099]

6 minutes ago, cafe society said:

And to follow up, how long would our administration/coach wait to pull the trigger on another DC while the Pruitt saga unfolds and Gamecock and Muschamp negotiate his buyout?

CS, ‘member when we had real sources and fellow media contacts where we could figure out this shit? Now we’re relegated to asking random swinging dicks on a website for answers. 😂

[BrazilHorn 6576]

23 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

 

 

What happened there?

 

At end of game when Watson thought time had expired, Colt was sitting on sideline and Watson told him to fuck off or somesuch

[irishtexan 11445]

Didn't he tell a story about a conversation with his dad about how he thought Texas was the best job in CFB? I wonder what truth there is to that?

That sounds like good old fashioned politickin’ to me...

[El Squared 1793]

1 hour ago, OU Still Sucks said:

Pole assassin

My only real concern here is that Monkey Gia has access to a locally-sourced, fair-trade, non-GMO, organic monkey chow supply in the ATX. 

[Beer Horn 93]

Any indication that Ash might have been about to be offered but wanted to wait on UM to be hired. I would think UM had contacted him with a offer during that time. 

[IDIOTsavant 8437]

24 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Question for the knowledgeable Surlies:  if Tennessee negotiates a buyout of Pruitt, seemingly freeing him up to coach elsewhere, how long would the hiring institution need to wait before learning if the NCAA is going to slap a show cause on him?
 

Depends on when the NCAA chooses to spin the Wheel of Punishment.

[Vertigo 20265]

24 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Question for the knowledgeable Surlies:  if Tennessee negotiates a buyout of Pruitt, seemingly freeing him up to coach elsewhere, how long would the hiring institution need to wait before learning if the NCAA is going to slap a show cause on him?
 

I think a ton would depend on what Tennessee self reports to the NCAA and if there is any danger in the NCAA opening it's own investigation, but it normally takes a year or more at least for all of that to happen. I have seen cases where it is 3 or 4 years later before show cause is handed down.  

[Vertigo 20265]

Another throw shit at the wall name, what is Gene Chizik doing these days?

[dcar00 14030]

29 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

There's no good reason Texas shouldn't be in the CCG every year. There is a massive talent/resource gap between Texas/OU and the rest of the conference.

yep.  we've been playing with the 4th place or worse Head Coach and an even worse staff for 10 years.  Additionally, we have yet to change the narrative on OL development.  I hope Sark and Flood can change that ASAP.

[stork642 4498]

54 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Hiring Little Stoops is a complete non fucking starter. He is a nepotistic twat waffle that has marginal talent and benefited by drafting in big brother's airstream. Much like Watson who cussed Colt out at the end of the Nebraska/UT Big 12 Champ game, Stoops is someone that let his disdain and hatred for Texas shine over the years. He can get rightly fucked & Sark needs to be checked in head for considering hiring someone like that here.

There are plenty of DCs out there UT could money whip like they just money whipped Banks before you have to get down to Stoops' level.

Unless Sark has looked at the roster and said "Year 1 will be shitty and I need a fall guy" and is playing the long game to hire a DC he could fire as an offering.

What part of All Gas No Brakes are you not understanding?

[Bevo 13524]

7 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

That sounds like good old fashioned politickin’ to me...

Yeah, this board acts like the dingy chick at the bar who falls for all the cheesy pickup lines.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’m stunned. I’m pissed. It’s Bo Pelini

I don't know, man. I don't think the cat and the monkey will get along

[RGBIII 22798]

Boy I sure am ready for these hires to be announced, y’all are getting fussy

[Burt Macklin 18994]

38 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Question for the knowledgeable Surlies:  if Tennessee negotiates a buyout of Pruitt, seemingly freeing him up to coach elsewhere, how long would the hiring institution need to wait before learning if the NCAA is going to slap a show cause on him?
 

Could be years. It’ll be hanging over us the entire time Pruitt is here. Having said that, he is a damn good DC and recruiter, so UT will have to weigh those factors. I doubt compliance would sign off but who knows. 

[AustinMT 952]

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’m stunned. I’m pissed. It’s Bo Pelini

I’d rather have a Faux Bellini

[Born Burnt 6147]

15 minutes ago, El Squared said:

My only real concern here is that Monkey Gia has access to a locally-sourced, fair-trade, non-GMO, organic monkey chow supply in the ATX. 

Uh, it's Austin. Won"t be a problem.

[Laxtonto 11927]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Boy I sure am ready for these hires to be announced, y’all are getting fussy

 

Well, some of these names got me like this...

 

But as a whole, I agree the board is getting a bit cranky and needs a nap

[MoJames 8241]

Just putting in my vote again with the wife attached.

[Bevo14 8274]

1 minute ago, Born Burnt said:

Uh, it's Austin. Won"t be a problem.

If Austin doesn't have organic monkey chow then nobody does

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

48 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

What was the big school Sark turned down?

Auburn?

[ClubWhatever 12087]

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Boy I sure am ready for these hires to be announced, y’all are getting fussy

Sure, big star now and everything.  Too good to freak out like the masses.