Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[bEastTexas 497]

Give me Tosh and Ansley at Co-DC Tosh coaches LB and Ansley coaches CB while calling the plays 

[Butch Had Not 2940]

Would will harris be a CB coach option? Played at SC when Sarkisian was assistant now at Washington. 

[South Austin 52127]

11 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Horns 247 / Chip Brown / Saturday update on Texas coaching staff searches

 

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Saturday update on Texas coaching staff searches

ChipBrown
 

Just a quick update to say we’re hearing Tosh Lupoi is still in the mix - in some capacity - as a candidate to join Steve Sarkisian’s staff at Texas.

We’ve reported Lupoi has been offered the defensive line coaching position with the Dallas Cowboys by Dan Quinn. Lupoi coached the defensive line under Quinn last season with the Atlanta Falcons. Lupoi, who coached under Sarkisian at Washington (before going to Alabama and then to the NFL) would like at least a co-defensive coordinator title if he would return to college football, a source told Horns247.

We've reported Mississippi State defensive coordinator Zach Arnett is someone Sarkisian was intrigued by after Sarkisian faced Arnett's defense in a 41-0 victory by the Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa on Halloween, sources told Horns247.

Dennis Dodd of CBSSports.com reported Friday Arkansas' Barry Odom was still a defensive coordinator candidate under consideration by Sarkisian. We'd heard that Odom and Sarkisian talked a couple weeks ago and that if Odom was going to take another job, he'd like to bring at least one coach with him, a source close to the situation told Horns247. 

According to our sources, Sarkisian has already hired Bo Davis as a defensive line coach, former Longhorn Blake Gideon as a position coach and Terry Joseph, a longtime secondary coach (most recently at Notre Dame), as a position coach.

Texas defensive line coach Oscar Giles and Chris Ash, who served as UT's defensive coordinator last season, have been waiting to see how Sarkisian wants to fill out his staff, although we've heard Ash may have been let go by Sarkisian, freeing Ash up to join Urban Meyer's staff as a position coach with the Jacksonville Jaguars.

We've heard Sarkisian talked to Georgia defensive coordinator Dan Lanning about joining the Texas staff on Friday, but a source close to the situation said Lanning plans to stay at Georgia, where the Bulldogs are expected to be loaded on defense next season.

Sources told Horns247 Saturday it's unclear if Alabama defensive coordinator Pete Golding is still under consideration by Sarkisian to join the Texas staff. We've reported Alabama coach Nick Saban, who helped recommend Sarkisian for the Texas job, has objected to Sarkisian attempting to hire Golding.

Stay tuned.

 

 

[ztejas 43262]

9 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

According to our sources, Sarkisian has already hired Bo Davis as a defensive line coach, former Longhorn Blake Gideon as a position coach

Holy shit! We hired Gideon? Breaking news guys! You heard it from Chip and Joanna... I mean Taylor... first!

[Getafix 28409]

5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Could let Lupoi be a LB coach and let the playcalling DC be the 3rd DB coach

 

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Which DC fits that?  Ansley for sure.  Odom?

 

[Laxtonto 11927]

13 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Horns 247 / Chip Brown / Saturday update on Texas coaching staff searches

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Saturday update on Texas coaching staff searches

ChipBrown
 

Just a quick update to say we’re hearing Tosh Lupoi is still in the mix - in some capacity - as a candidate to join Steve Sarkisian’s staff at Texas.

We’ve reported Lupoi has been offered the defensive line coaching position with the Dallas Cowboys by Dan Quinn. Lupoi coached the defensive line under Quinn last season with the Atlanta Falcons. Lupoi, who coached under Sarkisian at Washington (before going to Alabama and then to the NFL) would like at least a co-defensive coordinator title if he would return to college football, a source told Horns247.

We've reported Mississippi State defensive coordinator Zach Arnett is someone Sarkisian was intrigued by after Sarkisian faced Arnett's defense in a 41-0 victory by the Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa on Halloween, sources told Horns247.

Dennis Dodd of CBSSports.com reported Friday Arkansas' Barry Odom was still a defensive coordinator candidate under consideration by Sarkisian. We'd heard that Odom and Sarkisian talked a couple weeks ago and that if Odom was going to take another job, he'd like to bring at least one coach with him, a source close to the situation told Horns247. 

According to our sources, Sarkisian has already hired Bo Davis as a defensive line coach, former Longhorn Blake Gideon as a position coach and Terry Joseph, a longtime secondary coach (most recently at Notre Dame), as a position coach.

Texas defensive line coach Oscar Giles and Chris Ash, who served as UT's defensive coordinator last season, have been waiting to see how Sarkisian wants to fill out his staff, although we've heard Ash may have been let go by Sarkisian, freeing Ash up to join Urban Meyer's staff as a position coach with the Jacksonville Jaguars.

We've heard Sarkisian talked to Georgia defensive coordinator Dan Lanning about joining the Texas staff on Friday, but a source close to the situation said Lanning plans to stay at Georgia, where the Bulldogs are expected to be loaded on defense next season.

Sources told Horns247 Saturday it's unclear if Alabama defensive coordinator Pete Golding is still under consideration by Sarkisian to join the Texas staff. We've reported Alabama coach Nick Saban, who helped recommend Sarkisian for the Texas job, has objected to Sarkisian attempting to hire Golding.

Stay tuned.

 

 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[WBT 20415]

Where's the fucking monkey?

[Laxtonto 11927]

Just now, Machinator said:

 

She is a freaking chameleon... or a doppelganger or plastic woman or something

[Butch Had Not 2940]

That's the look of a man that just got paid. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Where's the fucking monkey?

They ate it as a sacrifice.

Edited January 16, 2021 by clapclapclap
chilled monkey brains

[HornyPony69 212]

Just now, Butch Had Not said:

That's the look of a man that just got paid. 

How long until he upgrades female companions? First recruiting trip to Houston? 

[AustinMT 952]

20 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Horns 247 / Chip Brown / Saturday update on Texas coaching staff searches

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Saturday update on Texas coaching staff searches

ChipBrown
 

Just a quick update to say we’re hearing Tosh Lupoi is still in the mix - in some capacity - as a candidate to join Steve Sarkisian’s staff at Texas.

We’ve reported Lupoi has been offered the defensive line coaching position with the Dallas Cowboys by Dan Quinn. Lupoi coached the defensive line under Quinn last season with the Atlanta Falcons. Lupoi, who coached under Sarkisian at Washington (before going to Alabama and then to the NFL) would like at least a co-defensive coordinator title if he would return to college football, a source told Horns247.

We've reported Mississippi State defensive coordinator Zach Arnett is someone Sarkisian was intrigued by after Sarkisian faced Arnett's defense in a 41-0 victory by the Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa on Halloween, sources told Horns247.

Dennis Dodd of CBSSports.com reported Friday Arkansas' Barry Odom was still a defensive coordinator candidate under consideration by Sarkisian. We'd heard that Odom and Sarkisian talked a couple weeks ago and that if Odom was going to take another job, he'd like to bring at least one coach with him, a source close to the situation told Horns247. 

According to our sources, Sarkisian has already hired Bo Davis as a defensive line coach, former Longhorn Blake Gideon as a position coach and Terry Joseph, a longtime secondary coach (most recently at Notre Dame), as a position coach.

Texas defensive line coach Oscar Giles and Chris Ash, who served as UT's defensive coordinator last season, have been waiting to see how Sarkisian wants to fill out his staff, although we've heard Ash may have been let go by Sarkisian, freeing Ash up to join Urban Meyer's staff as a position coach with the Jacksonville Jaguars.

We've heard Sarkisian talked to Georgia defensive coordinator Dan Lanning about joining the Texas staff on Friday, but a source close to the situation said Lanning plans to stay at Georgia, where the Bulldogs are expected to be loaded on defense next season.

Sources told Horns247 Saturday it's unclear if Alabama defensive coordinator Pete Golding is still under consideration by Sarkisian to join the Texas staff. We've reported Alabama coach Nick Saban, who helped recommend Sarkisian for the Texas job, has objected to Sarkisian attempting to hire Golding.

Stay tuned.

 

 

Thanks Chip

[CowtownHorn 5126]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

[Post Oak 20183]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

She has no pores

[alphahorn 1637]

Sark has BDE. In the national title game with 5:20 left in the first half Bama gets the ball knowing they get it again to start the second half.  Most OC's think let's try for a nice time possession drive gets some points and then add to it to start the second half.  Sark goes to Golding and says, "hey can you get me a stop if we score in a hurry, cause I'd like to score twice before the half." and they did and added a field goal to start the 2nd half, game over.

Moral of the story, he's looking for someone who can get a stop, because we're going to outscore ERRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBODDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Longhornlove 4779]

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Man, you guys ain't lying, she changes her look...........even her race it seems. Unless my eyes deceive me.

[Butch Had Not 2940]

6 minutes ago, HornyPony69 said:

How long until he upgrades female companions? First recruiting trip to Houston? 

You know what he could do with a million dollars? Two girls at the same time.

Edited January 16, 2021 by Butch Had Not

[RollLeft 5040]

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Until now i had not given this chick a second look.  Being a fan of Olivia Wilde, i had to take a second look.  Damn, i'm not sure what kind of voodoo or black magic woman we just got ourselves associated with.

Edited January 16, 2021 by RollLeft

[Laxtonto 11927]

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

You know what you he could do with a million dollars? Two girls at the same time.

 

[hookem48 4631]

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

yep.  we've been playing with the 4th place or worse Head Coach and an even worse staff for 10 years.  Additionally, we have yet to change the narrative on OL development.  I hope Sark and Flood can change that ASAP.

fixing to have our second olineman drafted in 13 years. it's almost like we had to try to be this bad

[Bigbend1812 12884]

She loves playing with the camera filters.  Holy shit. 

[Longhornlove 4779]

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

You know what you he could do with a million dollars? Two 100 girls at the same time.

fixed it.

[Rip76 4913]

1 hour ago, AustinMT said:

I’d rather have a Faux Bellini

I’d rather have Paul Bellini.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Man, you guys ain't lying, she changes her look...........even her race it seems. Unless my eyes deceive me.

I thought the same thing. Reminds me of Michael Jackson. 

[closetohumping 17392]

6 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

You know what he could do with a million dollars? Two girls at the same time.

You don't really need a million bucks for that.

[Vito Andolini 9099]

There’s a publicity photo of her on this page from about a week ago where she looks completely different, the one where she’s in a black outfit, open in the front. In that, she’s clearly a person of color, but there’s nothing in this latest photo to suggest that. That’s why I thought there were different women named “Pole Assassin” (there are), but she has photos of her looking 20 different ways on her Twitter.

Edited January 16, 2021 by Vito Andolini

[alphahorn 1637]

7 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Until now i had not given this chick a second look.  Being a fan of Olivia Wilde, i had to take a second look.  Damn, i'm not sure what kind of voodoo or black magic woman we just got ourselves associated with.

I'd be careful anyone who can morph that much, you might wake up one morning and find she has a dick

[Walker_Texas_Ranger_23 25]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

Defense – football is a fundamental game, a lot of time we can get caught up in scheme. But for schemes to work you have to play with great fundamentals. I do think you need multiplicity in today’s college football, there’s too much offense right now. You have to be multiple to handle varying schemes from week to week and make things hard on your opponent. We want an attacking style defense, we want to be multiple inside, but we don’t want to sacrifice technique just to be multiple. It’ll take some time to grow into that, but ideally we can stem inside and help the guys up front.

This screams Zach Arnett. 

[Levi 2576]

3 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

There’s a publicity photo of her on this page from about a week ago where she looks completely different, the one where she’s in a black outfit, open in the front. In that, she’s clearly a person of color, but there’s nothing in this latest photo to suggest that. That’s why I thought there were different women named “Pole Assassin” (there are), but she has photos of her looking 20 different ways on her Twitter.

[Irieguy 1059]

9 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

She loves playing with the camera filters.  Holy shit. 

Finally somebody gets it. Simple explanation. She massively filters the photos. 

[cdain3 3454]

They ate it as a sacrifice.

.

[Irieguy 1059]

6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

There’s a publicity photo of her on this page from about a week ago where she looks completely different, the one where she’s in a black outfit, open in the front. In that, she’s clearly a person of color, but there’s nothing in this latest photo to suggest that. That’s why I thought there were different women named “Pole Assassin” (there are), but she has photos of her looking 20 different ways on her Twitter.

Filters bro. Filters. 

[BurntOrange&White 39612]

I dead ass think they’re waiting for Muschamp buyout to be official. There was so negotiations because of some extension/reduction. 

[thunderlounge 7754]

26 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

She does clean up well. Wonder if she's trying to make a good impression now, keeping things in check image-wise, playing the role of good partner/gf/spouse, or what?

Maybe not. But quite interesting. 

[FloridaHorn 4735]

13 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I thought the same thing. Reminds me of Michael Jackson. 

It’s the monkey isn’t it?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

27 minutes ago, WBT said:

Where's the fucking monkey?

On her shoulder 

[thunderlounge 7754]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I dead ass think they’re waiting for Muschamp buyout to be official. There was so negotiations because of some extension/reduction. 

One possibility for sure. Probable? That's another matter. 

[RichUT 1791]

I dead ass think they’re waiting for Muschamp buyout to be official. There was so negotiations because of some extension/reduction. 

This reeks of Urban or bust energy. I think Sark wanted Boom, thought he would get Boom, but didn’t get Boom. He’s now scrambling to vet the other options, and he hasn’t found the right fit yet.

That’s my read on what’s happening, FWIW. And I’m painfully aware that it’s not worth a got damned thing. I just think people need to quit living in fantasy land when it comes to Muschamp.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I dead ass think they’re waiting for Muschamp buyout to be official. There was so negotiations because of some extension/reduction. 

 

[NoName 16290]

2 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

Didn't he tell a story about a conversation with his dad about how he thought Texas was the best job in CFB? I wonder what truth there is to that?

[Octavian 1025]

10 minutes ago, RichUT said:

This reeks of Urban or bust energy. I think Sark wanted Boom, thought he would get Boom, but didn’t get Boom. He’s now scrambling to vet the other options, and he hasn’t found the right fit yet.

That’s my read on what’s happening, FWIW. And I’m painfully aware that it’s not worth a got damned thing. I just think people need to quit living in fantasy land when it comes to Muschamp.

Yeah broadly agree with this. Feels like we’re getting over our skis again. 
 

On the other hand, could definitely see hiring Lupoi to be LB/Co-DC with Ash or another DB centric DC as playcalling DC.

[Longhornlove 4779]

14 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

She does clean up well. Wonder if she's trying to make a good impression now, keeping things in check image-wise, playing the role of good partner/gf/spouse, or what?

Maybe not. But quite interesting. 

Pretty sure her own mother would struggle to recognize her.

[Duane Moore 5236]

40 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

She is a freaking chameleon... or a doppelganger or plastic woman or something

The teeth don’t change though. She could use a good orthodontist, but they have the money for that now. 
 

Anyone else thinks Jeff looks like young Daniel Snyder?

[TBD 80]

37 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

I check in on the thread to see if we have an update on a DC to find out we are just following the day-to-day of a coache’s wife.  You guys need to fucking focus!   We need this hire to to be right!.......By the way, anyone know if she has gained employment in the area?   Asking for a friend....

[66BUFF 2552]

5 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

No they wouldn't, most would laugh him out of their house while yelling where are his hoes. And that sweater on the guy in the background. Looks like a 80"s video game threw up on him. That's hideous.

That is the definition of a Cosby sweater

[thunderlounge 7754]

4 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Anyone else thinks Jeff looks like young Daniel Snyder?

Beats looking like Dee Snyder?

[Octavian 1025]

5 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Beats looking like Dee Snyder?

He looks like an older G-Eazy

[Burt Macklin 18993]

2 hours ago, Hobbes said:

If Tennessee pays a buyout is means their internal investigation couldn't find any grounds for firing with cause. If their internal investigation with such high incentives (a 12 mil buyout) couldn't find anything it is highly unlikely the NCAA would either. 

This isn’t correct. Tenn can find stuff and claim cause but won’t litigate, because it would require them to publicize recruting violations, so they will likely agree to a confidential settlement even if they found some dirt.

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

What happens if we hire him and he's here for three years and then the NCAA drops the hammer on him?  Do we have liability in that case, or do we just have to fire him?

 

As long as it’s only violations he committed at Tenn, then UT likely wouldn’t be punished as an institution, besides the limits on Pruitt. Sometimes a school bring a coach with a show cause can get penalized by the NCAA, but I don’t think that’s hold happen if UT had already hired him before the show cause. Not sure if there’s been a scenario like this recently. 
 

 The limits on Pruitt would likely make it not worth keeping Pruitt though, so we’d likely have to find a new DC. UT would also get heavily punished if Pruitt committed a new violation at UT. In other words, I doubt we’d keep him if the NCAA levied a show cause after we hire him. 

[AustinMT 952]

24 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said: