Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Brothahorn 10096]

4 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

her monkey has a conceal carry permit so no need to worry about PoleAssassin 

[taybo20 3008]

45 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Who is SARK's agent ??

I’m just wrong

Edited January 18, 2021 by taybo20

[alphahorn 1637]

49 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Who even needs a DC

or a LB coach

[utee94 16065]

[runthebone 8322]

19 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

her monkey has a conceal carry permit so no need to worry about PoleAssassin 

That can't be easy to do without opposable thumbs.

[Dewey 3325]

8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That can't be easy to do without opposable thumbs.

The magic of television,  ever see Mr. Ed?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13385]

8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That can't be easy to do without opposable thumbs.

Did someone cut them off?

[Mileslong 4793]

Yeah, well i raise you Bull Reese who is doing podcasts on...wait for it, "Defensive Adjustments", lol.
https://blogs.usafootball.com/blog/6584/podcast-retired-coach-carl-bull-reese-talks-about-defensive-adjustments

The Cliff notes of Bull Reese’s podcast are this: take your shitty, slow, white MLB and mug the nose tackle...

[Wulaw Horn 19560]

42 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I was in Vegas over Christmas and it was fucking dead. I've never seen Vegas like that. Half the hotels were closed. The casinos were almost empty. Our driver said that there has been a lot of crime this past year because of the clientele they are bringing in during Covid. He went on to describe some of the shootings outside various casinos.

Before Xmas on the 18-22nd but same 

[Tree Fidy 1204]

Did we ever get the character limit removed to get the cliff notes from the semi-BMD Zoom call?

[BachelorTrek 3264]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm a fan of Wynn/Encore myself

Why not both and more? LULZ

[maninblack 7975]

2 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Lol Saban loses assistant every year yet he has 6 championships. Nothing can slow that machine down 

Challenge accepted

[Deej 77665]

48 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That can't be easy to do without opposable thumbs.

[Bevo 13817]

2 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Does a Golding hire rule out Lupoi?

No, but I think he is unnecessary. I would prefer to bring in another DB assistant (from LSU) over splitting LB or defensive line duties. Lupoi is a good coach but his best asset is his bag skills. I don't think that is needed with this staff and with the NCAA rules changes coming, I think the importance of bag handling will diminish rather quickly. Moreover, I think his reputation creates unnecessary risk.

Edited January 18, 2021 by Bevo

[Burt Macklin 19209]

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

If the Golding report is true, that is a very odd turn of events. I don’t see how Sark can try to take so many coaches when Saban pulled him off the scrap heap and gave him a shot. 

[Bigbend1812 13020]

58 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That can't be easy to do without opposable thumbs.

[closetohumping 17776]

Has anyone heard What Oscar Giles fate is?   Including Oscar Giles?

[NTVTXN 1435]

3 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Nigerian prince? 🤔

[Enchubben 5597]

20 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Challenge accepted

With my first order of business Coach Saban I’d like to trade the Brockermeyer’s and Jalen Milroe for Cade Brewer.

[RollLeft 5088]

Who ever is reading this to CDC tell him to suggest JON HEACOCK to SARK.  The dude's defense has our league figured out.  He's killing it with scrubs! Inject our talent and combine our offense for a winning recipe.    

 

[Fud 9696]

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

Who ever is reading this to CDC tell him to suggest JON HEACOCK to SARK.  The dude's defense has our league figured out.  He's killing it with scrubs! Inject our talent and combine our offense for a winning recipe.    

 

I think he’d stay at ISU

[BurntOrange&White 41644]

That dude is a hell of a defensive coordinator. 

[Daichee Bell 3062]

Just so long as it isn’t Stoops.

 

[RollLeft 5088]

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

I think he’d stay at ISU

Only one way to find out.  

[ousux 5635]

Fuck that shit. Sark doesn’t owe Saban anything. He was a huge part of winning  him another NC. Do you think Saban told Sark he wouldn’t recruit Texas as hard since he’s here now?

Exactly, theyre competitors now. Dog eat dog in the CFB world

[GreenspointTexas 9932]

Heacock would be a sure fire grand slam big dick baby home run walk off hire

[texifornia 58773]

12 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Who ever is reading this to CDC tell him to suggest JON HEACOCK to SARK.  The dude's defense has our league figured out.  He's killing it with scrubs! Inject our talent and combine our offense for a winning recipe.    

 

Tied at the hip to Campbell 

[Rockwell Torrey 1364]

18 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Has anyone heard What Oscar Giles fate is?   Including Oscar Giles?

Has anyone bothered to wake him up on his office couch to let him know?

[Vito Andolini 9429]

11 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Just so long as it isn’t Stoops.

 

Damn, Leo DiCaprio has let himself go.

[Hookem2147 21930]

Heacock is attached at the hip to Campbell. He’ll be the DC at Michigan in a year. He’s not coming even if Texas showed interest.

Edited January 18, 2021 by Hookem2147

[Newy25 7894]

He’s also going to be the leading candidate to replace Campbell at Iowa St. 

[Machinator 32102]

The time for the Heacock discussion was in the Campbell or Bust thread.

[Hank_Hill 19744]

It’s odd y’all are so certain an adult male wouldn’t leave another adult male for a year or so for an additional million dollars.

[Fondren & Main 6871]

1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

The Cliff notes of Bull Reese’s podcast are this: take your shitty, slow, white MLB and mug the nose tackle...

[Fud 9696]

If you like Heacock, then root for getting Odom

[Bevo 13817]

Just now, Fud said:

If you like Heacock, then root for getting Odom

Wouldn't it be better to just root for Heacock?

[Fud 9696]

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Wouldn't it be better to just root for Heacock?

I’d rather have Odom, but you can root for whoever you want 

[closetohumping 17776]

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

It’s odd y’all are so certain an adult male wouldn’t leave another adult male for a year or so for an additional million dollars.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Just now, closetohumping said:

I did not know Barney Fife coached at VT.

[SaucyJack 3517]

3 hours ago, TexasEx said:

Something about Rudy Tomjanovich ? and Nahlin jumping in with some shit about a Mexican restaurant. Basically nonsense but they’re letting the other posters speculate he’s ours. 

FUUCCK, hope it don't end like this.

2 hours ago, Bevo said:

I was in Vegas over Christmas and it was fucking dead. I've never seen Vegas like that. Half the hotels were closed. The casinos were almost empty. Our driver said that there has been a lot of crime this past year because of the clientele they are bringing in during Covid. He went on to describe some of the shootings outside various casinos.

Just left D.C.  Driver said same thing there.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Dennis Allen has entered the 9.95 Roulette portal.

[Pato del Muerto 53327]

Well we can announce brees tomorrow 

[South Austin 53151]

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well we can announce brees tomorrow 

Don’t believe it. His agent’s just trying to get him a raise with the Saints.

[runthebone 8322]

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Did someone cut them off?

Isn't monkey gia a capuchin?

[conVINCEd 21477]

What do you do with a monkey when you’re not at home?  Do you crate it?  I feel like they would need more space than that.

[Teryor 4963]

23 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Dennis Allen has entered the 9.95 Roulette portal.

Not sure who said this but as you can see from how antsy everyone is over here from spinning around the same names it's definitely them just throwing their subs a bone so that they can have a new toy to argue about for a day as they try to get real info

[Gil Bang 26174]

What do you do with a monkey when you’re not at home?  Do you crate it?  I feel like they would need more space than that.

A monkey will shit atop your curtain rods

[conVINCEd 21477]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

A monkey will shit atop your curtain rods

I have never owned a monkey, but I have witnessed some chimpanzees do some pretty ludicrous shit, so I’m assuming the behavior would be about the same.  I did know a guy who had a tiger for a little bit, so I’m no exotic animals virgin.

[F250 29170]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

I have never owned a monkey, but I have witnessed some chimpanzees do some pretty ludicrous shit, so I’m assuming the behavior would be about the same.  I did know a guy who had a tiger for a little bit, so I’m no exotic animals virgin.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

I have never owned a monkey, but I have witnessed some chimpanzees do some pretty ludicrous shit, so I’m assuming the behavior would be about the same.  I did know a guy who had a tiger for a little bit, so I’m no exotic animals virgin.

no one said to fuck the money...