Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[cdain3 3454]

 
Sorta seems like Pruitt is out, then it's between Pruitt to Alabama and Golding to Texas, or Pruitt to Texas. I'd bet the former. 

Why just let Alabama have Pruitt? Drive a brinks truck to his house and make him say no. Fuck bama.

[TenCarryTom 398]

3 hours ago, NTVTXN said:

I saw a 60 Minutes (or maybe it was a 20/20) episode about a woman who raised a chimp from infancy...fast forward a few years- It goes crazy (ape shit, if you will) attacks her and rips her face off. 
I’m.out. No thanks.

If we don’t hurry up and hire a DC my boss is gonna go apeshit because I haven’t done any work. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

26 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

If we don’t hurry up and hire a DC my boss is gonna go apeshit because I haven’t done any work. 

Is this a quote from TenCarryTomHerman at the end of the 2019 season?

[Rockwell Torrey 1277]

3 hours ago, MoJames said:

Nah let's unretire Dean Pees if we are throwing names against the wall.

That guy was my position coach in college!  I’ll hit him up and see what he says.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

16 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

That guy was my position coach in college!  I’ll hit him up and see what he says.

What does your after hours tantra class have to do with our coaching search?

[Bevo 13527]

8 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’ve seen this a couple of times and can’t get over how much he looks like my best friend.

Weird, he must have one of those familiar faces. He looks exactly like a female patient of mine who has Down's.

[Zhorn96 1772]

7 hours ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

my brain: This will probably be something thoroughly underwhelming like DeRuyter....   Surly discussed him a lot but insiders really haven't so I tend to think he would qualify. Cal defense is entirely run by their HC Wilcox and this would be a C-tier hire at best but if this mystery thing isn't bullshit that is my blind guess.

 

my heart: WE GIVING VENABLES 4M A YEAR  LETS GOOOO BRING ON THAT TINY TROLL FACED FUCK

Wilcox doesn’t run the Cal defense... He’s got input but DeRuyter was the play caller til this shortened shit storm of a season.  Sirmon calls the plays now.  Cal is running DeRuyters contract down cause Wilcox’s bestie Sirmon came to town and Sirmon can actually recruit.
 

DeRuyter is a good game day DC who has actually shown he can make adjustments at halftime.  He doesn’t recruit much but if all Texas needs is a DC for a year or two to call plays and keep things competent?  DeRuyter wouldn’t be bad.  Won’t recruit for shit and is definitely a step below the names mentioned in terms of flash but Texas would be solid defensively... turning Cal’s D around after the heaping steaming pile of shit that Sonny Dykes left is no small feat

[MirrOlure 14626]

Hello, fellow Insider kids.  I know who the next DC will probably be, but unfortunately I've been sworn to secret.  It's a name nobody has discussed before.  However, if a competing 9.95er names him/her/it, I will be allowed to confirm that we heard that, I mean this, name first.

If the “nobody has discussed before” part is really true, then it almost has to be an NFL guy. I think every college defensive coach with a pulse has been mentioned in this thread.

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 530]

13 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Shape shifted to an Asian for the occasion.

who's going to let her down and tell her we got rid of Godzillatron?

[Fud 9546]

7 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Could the mystery DC candidate be Glenn Schumann (GA) or Derrick Ansley (Tenn) ??

This Tenn SI article says :  "Schumann has emerged as the favorite to be the defensive coordinator at Texas, which thins the field down."

https://www.si.com/college/tennessee/football/vols-dc-derrick-ansley-linked-to-oregon-job

 

Five years coaching LBs, and Kirby Smarts first hire at Jawha -- Background article on Schumann (below)

https://www.onlineathens.com/sports/dogbytes/2018-01-03/uga-ilb-coach-glenn-schumann-part-process-both-crimson-tide-and-bulldogs

 

Seems unlikely that a random Tennessee beat guy would have the scoop on a mystery Texas DC candidate, and then drop it in a throwaway line in a throwaway article. He would have had that as it's own article, and gotten a ton of traffic for it. 

Anyway, Schuman is, or was before Muschamp emerged, thought to be the eventual successor to Lanning at Georgia 

[taybo20 2815]

15 minutes ago, Fud said:

Seems unlikely that a random Tennessee beat guy would have the scoop on a mystery Texas DC candidate, and then drop it in a throwaway line in a throwaway article. He would have had that as it's own article, and gotten a ton of traffic for it. 

Anyway, Schuman is, or was before Muschamp emerged, thought to be the eventual successor to Lanning at Georgia 

Pretty de facto considering he is the co-dc with Lanning currently. Interesting note, Schuman never played college football.

[Fud 9546]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

Pretty de facto considering he is the co-dc with Lanning currently. Interesting note, Schuman never played college football.

While it's unclear if Lanning actually did receive a big Texas offer, it appears that Kirby did choose to lock him up rather than nudge him out to allow Schumann or Muschamp to take over 

[taybo20 2815]

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

While it's unclear if Lanning actually did receive a big Texas offer, it appears that Kirby did choose to lock him up rather than nudge him out to allow Schumann or Muschamp to take over 

Bird in the hand and all. And I think the agent capitalized in the moment.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

7 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Hello, fellow Insider kids.  I know who the next DC will probably be, but unfortunately I've been sworn to secret.  It's a name nobody has discussed before.  However, if a competing 9.95er names him/her/it, I will be allowed to confirm that we heard that, I mean this, name first.

[billfromlaketravis 11362]

7 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Hello, fellow Insider kids.  I know who the next DC will probably be, but unfortunately I've been sworn to secret.  It's a name nobody has discussed before.  However, if a competing 9.95er names him/her/it, I will be allowed to confirm that we heard that, I mean this, name first.

LOL my friend. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

7 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Hello, fellow Insider kids.  I know who the next DC will probably be, but unfortunately I've been sworn to secret.  It's a name nobody has discussed before.  However, if a competing 9.95er names him/her/it, I will be allowed to confirm that we heard that, I mean this, name first.

 

[NoName 16305]

7 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Hello, fellow Insider kids.  I know who the next DC will probably be, but unfortunately I've been sworn to secret.  It's a name nobody has discussed before.  However, if a competing 9.95er names him/her/it, I will be allowed to confirm that we heard that, I mean this, name first.

hello.

i too heard that name.

i will confirm the name at a time of my choosing.

[Griff 513]

Anyone got some Scooby Snacks?  I hear these guys are eager to get on the mystery DC case....

[RollLeft 5040]

22 minutes ago, NoName said:

hello.

i too heard that name.

i will confirm the name at a time of my choosing.

Seeing that took me to pico/html in 96

[Shaddie 1638]

So, when do we meet at the bubble for a peaceful protest. I said peaceful so our overlords dont shutter the site. 

[BurntOrange&White 39659]

Wonder if Ryan Nielsen is a DC candidate? His name was mentioned early on but nothing came of it. 

 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4669]

Couple non-update updates from Burton this morning on Muschamp, Pruitt and timing. 

 

[Beef 128]

Wonder if Ryan Nielsen is a DC candidate? His name was mentioned early on but nothing came of it. 
 

He’s on LSU list.

[NoName 16305]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Wonder if Ryan Nielsen is a DC candidate? His name was mentioned early on but nothing came of it. 

 

this is the guy who is currently the Saints DL coach - bio below in case folks don't remember him:

COACHING CAREER: Southern California, 2002, Idaho, 2004; Mississippi, 2005-07; Central Connecticut State, 2008-09; Tennessee-Martin, 2010; Northern Illinois, 2011-12; North Carolina State, 2013-16; New Orleans Saints, 2017-.

 

Spoiler

 

Ryan Nielsen is in his fourth season as New Orleans' defensive line coach in 2020. He has a history of developing players on the professional and college levels and brings abundant experience to the position. Since 2017, six different defensive linemen have produced multi-sack games and the New Orleans defense has gone the last 43 regular season and postseason games without allowing a 100-yard rusher.

In 2019, New Orleans ranked third in the NFL with 51 sacks with 38.5 of them coming from the defensive line. New Orleans also ranked fourth in the NFL in opponent yards rushing per game (91.3). Defensive end Cameron Jordan was again instrumental in the defense's success as he tallied a career-high 15.5 sacks, ranked third in the NFL and collected one more in the postseason. Jordan was selected to the Pro Bowl for the third consecutive season, as an Associated Press second-team All-Pro for the second straight campaign and NFC Defensive Player of the Week after a dominating performance with four sacks to tie the team record as the team also tied the club single-game record with nine takedowns. Second-year defensive end Marcus Davenport finished second on the team with six sacks and defensive end Trey Hendrickson added a career-high 4.5 takedowns.

In 2018, Nielsen tutored a front four that contributed to the Saints finishing tied for fifth in the NFL with 49 sacks and ranking second in the league in opponent rushing yards per game (80.2) and opponent yards per rush (3.6). Jordan enjoyed an outstanding season with 12 sacks, one forced fumble and one fumble recovery. Defensive tackle Sheldon Rankins enjoyed a breakthrough season with a career-high eight sacks, the most by a Saints interior defender since 2001. Davenport was a PFWA All-Rookie selection with 4.5 sacks, Defensive tackle David Onyemata had a career-high 4.5 takedowns and Defensive end Alex Okafor chipped in four sacks and a fumble recovery.

In 2017, under Nielsen's supervision, Jordan became the first Saints defensive end to be named an AP first-team All-Pro. Jordan's elite season highlighted by a career-high 13 sacks, earned him numerous individual accomplishments, including his third Pro Bowl nod, his first NFC Defensive Player of the Week (Week Six) and NFC Defensive Player of the Month (November) honors.

From 2013-2016, he was the defensive line/recruiting coordinator/run game coordinator at North Carolina State. The 2016 season saw the Wolfpack rank eighth in the FBS in rush defense and lead the ACC, allowing just 108.6 rushing yards per game — the school's best mark since 2004. Junior defensive end Bradley Chubb recorded 22 tackles for loss, fourth in the country, while his 11 sacks were fourth in the ACC and 19th in the nation. He was named second-team All-ACC. A Broyles Award candidate in 2015/2016, given annually to college football's top assistant coach, Nielsen earned this recognition tutoring a Wolfpack defensive line that was part of a defense that ranked 29th in the FBS in opponent net yards per game. Defensive end Mike Rose was a second-team All-ACC selection after he finished second in the ACC in sacks and ninth in tackles for loss. In the 2018 NFL Draft, four linemen who Nielsen coached in Raleigh; Chubb, B.J. Hill, Justin Jones and Kentavius Street, were all selected.

Nielsen coached at Northern Illinois from 2011-12, including a 2012 season where he was the co-defensive coordinator/defensive line/recruiting coordinator and helped the Huskies to the 2012 GoDaddy.com Bowl. Two defensive lineman were first-team All-MAC selections in 2012, Sean Progar and Alan Baxter, while Nabal Jefferson was a National Scholar-Athlete and finalist for the 2012 William V. Campbell Trophy. In 2011, Nielsen coached Progar and Ron Newcomb to All-Mid American Conference honors.

Serving as the defensive line/special teams coach at Tennessee-Martin in 2010, the Skyhawks led the Ohio Valley Conference in total defense. From 2008-09, Nielsen was the defensive coordinator and coached the defensive line and linebackers at Central Connecticut State. In 2009, Central Connecticut won the Northeastern Conference title. Nielsen served as the defensive line coach at the University of Mississippi from 2005-07 under current LSU Head Coach and former Saints assistant Ed Orgeron, following one season at the University of Idaho, where he coached two freshman All-Americans. Rebels defensive linemen led the Southeastern Conference in sacks twice during his three-year stint. Nielsen got his start in coaching as a volunteer assistant at his alma mater, the University of Southern California in 2002.

Nielsen, a Simi Valley, Calif. native who started 30 games at defensive tackle at USC from 1998-2001, finished his college career with 107 career tackles and was voted the team's Defensive Lineman of the Year in 1999. He graduated with a degree in public policy in 2002 and went to training camp with the Philadelphia Eagles. He played for the Arena Football League's Los Angeles Avengers in 2004.

PLAYING CAREER: Southern California, 1997-2001; Los Angeles Avengers (Arena Football League), 2004.

COACHING CAREER: Southern California, 2002, Idaho, 2004; Mississippi, 2005-07; Central Connecticut State, 2008-09; Tennessee-Martin, 2010; Northern Illinois, 2011-12; North Carolina State, 2013-16; New Orleans Saints, 2017-.

 

 

[texifornia 56525]

12 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

It’s odd y’all are so certain an adult male wouldn’t leave another adult male for a year or so for an additional million dollars.

He's an older guy with a more-than-comfortable nest egg who enjoys where he works and who he works with. He's past being money-whipped.

[Wulaw Horn 18981]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's an older guy with a more-than-comfortable nest egg who enjoys where he works and who he works with. He's past being money-whipped.

I get all that stuff. 2.5 million is a lot more than 1 million though. If you want him you ought to ask. 

[Laxtonto 11934]

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

this is the guy who is currently the Saints DL coach - bio below in case folks don't remember him:

COACHING CAREER: Southern California, 2002, Idaho, 2004; Mississippi, 2005-07; Central Connecticut State, 2008-09; Tennessee-Martin, 2010; Northern Illinois, 2011-12; North Carolina State, 2013-16; New Orleans Saints, 2017-.

 

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Ryan Nielsen is in his fourth season as New Orleans' defensive line coach in 2020. He has a history of developing players on the professional and college levels and brings abundant experience to the position. Since 2017, six different defensive linemen have produced multi-sack games and the New Orleans defense has gone the last 43 regular season and postseason games without allowing a 100-yard rusher.

In 2019, New Orleans ranked third in the NFL with 51 sacks with 38.5 of them coming from the defensive line. New Orleans also ranked fourth in the NFL in opponent yards rushing per game (91.3). Defensive end Cameron Jordan was again instrumental in the defense's success as he tallied a career-high 15.5 sacks, ranked third in the NFL and collected one more in the postseason. Jordan was selected to the Pro Bowl for the third consecutive season, as an Associated Press second-team All-Pro for the second straight campaign and NFC Defensive Player of the Week after a dominating performance with four sacks to tie the team record as the team also tied the club single-game record with nine takedowns. Second-year defensive end Marcus Davenport finished second on the team with six sacks and defensive end Trey Hendrickson added a career-high 4.5 takedowns.

In 2018, Nielsen tutored a front four that contributed to the Saints finishing tied for fifth in the NFL with 49 sacks and ranking second in the league in opponent rushing yards per game (80.2) and opponent yards per rush (3.6). Jordan enjoyed an outstanding season with 12 sacks, one forced fumble and one fumble recovery. Defensive tackle Sheldon Rankins enjoyed a breakthrough season with a career-high eight sacks, the most by a Saints interior defender since 2001. Davenport was a PFWA All-Rookie selection with 4.5 sacks, Defensive tackle David Onyemata had a career-high 4.5 takedowns and Defensive end Alex Okafor chipped in four sacks and a fumble recovery.

In 2017, under Nielsen's supervision, Jordan became the first Saints defensive end to be named an AP first-team All-Pro. Jordan's elite season highlighted by a career-high 13 sacks, earned him numerous individual accomplishments, including his third Pro Bowl nod, his first NFC Defensive Player of the Week (Week Six) and NFC Defensive Player of the Month (November) honors.

From 2013-2016, he was the defensive line/recruiting coordinator/run game coordinator at North Carolina State. The 2016 season saw the Wolfpack rank eighth in the FBS in rush defense and lead the ACC, allowing just 108.6 rushing yards per game — the school's best mark since 2004. Junior defensive end Bradley Chubb recorded 22 tackles for loss, fourth in the country, while his 11 sacks were fourth in the ACC and 19th in the nation. He was named second-team All-ACC. A Broyles Award candidate in 2015/2016, given annually to college football's top assistant coach, Nielsen earned this recognition tutoring a Wolfpack defensive line that was part of a defense that ranked 29th in the FBS in opponent net yards per game. Defensive end Mike Rose was a second-team All-ACC selection after he finished second in the ACC in sacks and ninth in tackles for loss. In the 2018 NFL Draft, four linemen who Nielsen coached in Raleigh; Chubb, B.J. Hill, Justin Jones and Kentavius Street, were all selected.

Nielsen coached at Northern Illinois from 2011-12, including a 2012 season where he was the co-defensive coordinator/defensive line/recruiting coordinator and helped the Huskies to the 2012 GoDaddy.com Bowl. Two defensive lineman were first-team All-MAC selections in 2012, Sean Progar and Alan Baxter, while Nabal Jefferson was a National Scholar-Athlete and finalist for the 2012 William V. Campbell Trophy. In 2011, Nielsen coached Progar and Ron Newcomb to All-Mid American Conference honors.

Serving as the defensive line/special teams coach at Tennessee-Martin in 2010, the Skyhawks led the Ohio Valley Conference in total defense. From 2008-09, Nielsen was the defensive coordinator and coached the defensive line and linebackers at Central Connecticut State. In 2009, Central Connecticut won the Northeastern Conference title. Nielsen served as the defensive line coach at the University of Mississippi from 2005-07 under current LSU Head Coach and former Saints assistant Ed Orgeron, following one season at the University of Idaho, where he coached two freshman All-Americans. Rebels defensive linemen led the Southeastern Conference in sacks twice during his three-year stint. Nielsen got his start in coaching as a volunteer assistant at his alma mater, the University of Southern California in 2002.

Nielsen, a Simi Valley, Calif. native who started 30 games at defensive tackle at USC from 1998-2001, finished his college career with 107 career tackles and was voted the team's Defensive Lineman of the Year in 1999. He graduated with a degree in public policy in 2002 and went to training camp with the Philadelphia Eagles. He played for the Arena Football League's Los Angeles Avengers in 2004.

PLAYING CAREER: Southern California, 1997-2001; Los Angeles Avengers (Arena Football League), 2004.

COACHING CAREER: Southern California, 2002, Idaho, 2004; Mississippi, 2005-07; Central Connecticut State, 2008-09; Tennessee-Martin, 2010; Northern Illinois, 2011-12; North Carolina State, 2013-16; New Orleans Saints, 2017-.

 

 

Neilson is the pie in the sky candidate for most Tiger fans since Freeman went to ND. If for some reason he went to Texas, they would absolutely melt. Biggest concern is that he has never ran his own D and is rumored to be going to Detroit with Campbell. 

[B00M 6280]

8 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Hello, fellow Insider kids.  I know who the next DC will probably be, but unfortunately I've been sworn to secret.  It's a name nobody has discussed before.  However, if a competing 9.95er names him/her/it, I will be allowed to confirm that we heard that, I mean this, name first.

[closetojumping 62246]

11 hours ago, RGBIII said:

TFB with a weird ass update

So let’s go back a bit. Last Monday, January 11th, in a post titled “The Likely Leader”, we reported the following regarding Pete Golding (link here):

Source also said that it sounds more and more like Pete Golding may end up being the guy at Texas.

***On January 13th we noted that we had begun to hear Jeremey Pruitt as a possible candidate for the DC job at Texas, pending the outcome of his situation at Tennessee (link here).

An added note here, while I was in the process of digging up additional information on the prospect of Pruitt being a candidate, I spoke to someone who told me that Pruitt told one of his transfer kids to hold off on a decision as he (Pruitt) might be able to get said player to Texas. That by itself isn’t dispositive but it certainly felt like evidence supporting the word of those who told me Sark was interested in Pruitt.

***On January 14th, we reported that Arnett was finally set to officially interview with Sark (link here).

***On Friday it was reported by Georgia outlets that Sark offered Dan Lanning. As I said, previously, that didn’t pass the smell test and a source with knowledge of the DC search confirmed that indeed an offer was not made to Lanning – although I suspect he got a raise out of the report.

***This weekend, there are reports on the Bama side that Pete Golding has been offered and the reports indicate the offer was made at a premium.

Before I address this I will note…

***I was told that another DC target who has not been mentioned by us or anyone else is in play for the job. I was asked not to publish the name, yet. So, I will not. Again this isn’t a guy who has been mentioned at all. But said DC’s camp was under the impression that things could get done as early as this morning. That has not happened.

Again, this is not a name you’ve heard. It isn’t Odom or Muschamp or Lupoi or Golding or Arnett or Lanning or Pruitt or, again, anyone else you’ve heard mentioned.

***So, the question is, what is the hold up?

***It very well could be Golding. As I said, we reported last Monday that we’d been told he had emerged as the leader.

But there are a few things to consider…

There are folks in the building at Bama who believe Nick wants to keep Golding. They say Nick thinks that while Golding isn’t seasoned, he is extremely bright.

There are others I’ve spoken to who believe that if Nick can get one of his old guys back (Muschamp or Pruitt) then he’d rather part ways with Golding. I tend to believe this theory. Given the turnover currently taking place at Bama, if Saban’s choice is between Golding or hiring someone completely new to him, then he’d prefer Golding. But again, if he can get say, Lanning or Pruitt or Muschamp, then I think he’d push Golding out.

The other thing is Golding is also in the hunt for the LSU job. A report indicating that Texas is about to pay a premium would be a nice play by Sexton (the agent) to either get LSU to offer Golding faster or pay Golding more (assuming, of course, Nick wants to go in another direction).

What I’m not understanding is Sark being patient and on the cusp of hiring someone outside of the the Saban circle (again, I’m withholding the name per their camp’s request) only to offer a bunch of money to Golding. Sark knows Golding very well. If he knew Golding was that good, why not come out guns blazing from jump?

Now, perhaps he just wanted to vet some other guys. That’s very possible. And I’ll add this, Mike Stoops was offered the North Texas DC job and our ties to Mike told us that he was unlikely to take it (and he didn’t) because he was still waiting on a few other possible things to shake out, including the possibility of going to Texas as a position coach (I’m not saying that’s happening and don’t worry either way – Mike’s actually a good position coach). And, that would only happen, I believe, if he thought Golding had a real shot at being the DC at Texas.

If you don’t see Golding announced to Texas in the very near future or you see him announced to LSU, then I’d say chances are Texas never offered him and they slowed the unnamed DC’s offer in order to help Golding and Nick find Golding a good landing spot.

If Golding stays at Bama then it’s unclear what happened. Either Bama outbid Sark or the report helped Sexton get Golding a raise. Either way, I’d expect them to then pivot back to the unnamed DC.

Should have a clearer picture in the next day or two as even no news on Golding would likely mean an offer was not yet made

This is one of the biggest piece of shit updates ever made by a $9.95er group. 

1) Anyone claiming anything about Golding pre-title game is full of fucking shit. Had that made up nonsense been real, something would have came of it quickly. Fuck these guys for trying to protect that premise in case Golding actually winds up with an offer. 

2) If you have a scoop and you’re paid to provide it, and then you announce that you can’t provide it, you should refund all of your fucking money to your subscribers, you piece of shit. There is no future scoop to protect that is more valuable than actual knowledge of who Texas is interviewing for the DC right now. 

Anyone defending those fuckfaces after that update should get neg-bombed off of this site. 

[BB65 476]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This is one of the biggest piece of shit updates ever made by a $9.95er group. 

1) Anyone claiming anything about Golding pre-title game is full of fucking shit. Had that made up nonsense been real, something would have came of it quickly. Fuck these guys for trying to protect that premise in case Golding actually winds up with an offer. 

2) If you have a scoop and you’re paid to provide it, and then you announce that you can’t provide it, you should refund all of your fucking money to your subscribers, you piece of shit. There is no future scoop to protect that is more valuable than actual knowledge of who Texas is interviewing for the DC right now. 

Anyone defending those fuckfaces after that update should get neg-bombed off of this site. 

Tell us how you really feel....Don’t hold back...we can handle the truth. 

[UncleBuck 6446]

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

2) If you have a scoop and you’re paid to provide it, and then you announce that you can’t provide it, you should refund all of your fucking money to your subscribers, you piece of shit. There is no future scoop to protect that is more valuable than actual knowledge of who Texas is interviewing for the DC right now. 

That was my thinking while reading that part. You're charging people, and you're teasing them with information (if you do actually have any). Better to not mention it at all. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

9 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

That was my thinking while reading that part. You're charging people, and you're teasing them with information (if you do actually have any). Better to not mention it at all. 

If they don’t tease a name they’ve heard but can’t repeat, how can they claim prior knowledge if the dc ends up being someone they haven’t mentioned?  
I’ve yet to be convinced by any argument that some 9.95er posting a name as a possible target would in any way derail talks with that target or any other target that might read or hear about it. 
I was going to hear your pitch until I found out someone said you would be pitching me. 
let’s not give their current employer a heads up and time to keep them, even though most any coach would go back to their current employer and give them a chance to retain them if they are happy. And if they’re not...

Edited January 18, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[Newy25 7638]

5 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

That was my thinking while reading that part. You're charging people, and you're teasing them with information (if you do actually have any). Better to not mention it at all. 

It’s not a nefarious attempt to conceal information. It’s a weak ass attempt to make people believe you know something. So it is not really stealing as much as it is lying. These guys are all full of shit. Look at Nahlin and Gerry’s coded messages on the LJ update. They don’t fucking know but they want to claim credit later if he chooses Texas. 

[South Austin 52144]

There’s a certain hot celebrity I might bang tonight. I can’t tell you her name right now. You’re going to have to trust me, and give me your money.

[taybo20 2815]

9.95 is the original clothed only fans...

[closetojumping 62246]

Also, the monkey discussion is giving me flashbacks. I was attacked by a roving band of Japanese snowmonkeys while fishing on the Pedernales River in the mid-90’s. They’d long ago escaped from the South Texas Primate Rescue center. It was a haunting experience. I wonder if this broad uses her monkey as a means of keeping Banks in line. They have an instinct for slapping dickheads hard across the face until the man submits. 

[HenryJames 65890]

33 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Anyone defending those fuckfaces after that update should get neg-bombed off of this site. 

@SydneyCartonhas defended them unequivocally.

[UncleBuck 6446]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Also, the monkey discussion is giving me flashbacks. I was attacked by a roving band of Japanese snowmonkeys while fishing on the Pedernales River in the mid-90’s. They’d long ago escaped from the South Texas Primate Rescue center. It was a haunting experience. I wonder if this broad uses her monkey as a means of keeping Banks in line. They have an instinct for slapping dickheads hard across the face until the man submits. 

That is awesome. I have been eyeballing this cap by Sendero 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Also, the monkey discussion is giving me flashbacks. I was attacked by a roving band of Japanese snowmonkeys while fishing on the Pedernales River in the mid-90’s. They’d long ago escaped from the South Texas Primate Rescue center. It was a haunting experience. I wonder if this broad uses her monkey as a means of keeping Banks in line. They have an instinct for slapping dickheads hard across the face until the man submits. 

You just gotta show 'em who's boss.

[Stinkpalm 677]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Also, the monkey discussion is giving me flashbacks. I was attacked by a roving band of Japanese snowmonkeys while fishing on the Pedernales River in the mid-90’s. They’d long ago escaped from the South Texas Primate Rescue center. It was a haunting experience. I wonder if this broad uses her monkey as a means of keeping Banks in line. They have an instinct for slapping dickheads hard across the face until the man submits. 

CTJ is Nolan??

[closetohumping 17401]

19 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

It’s not a nefarious attempt to conceal information. It’s a weak ass attempt to make people believe you know something. So it is not really stealing as much as it is lying. These guys are all full of shit. Look at Nahlin and Gerry’s coded messages on the LJ update. They don’t fucking know but they want to claim credit later if he chooses Texas. 

Nahlin and Gerry are financially tied to clicks and views.  All these 9.95ers arr

 

 as for te harm that can be done from releasing names, did IT blow the saban debacle?   It’s a question.  Idk

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Also, the monkey discussion is giving me flashbacks. I was attacked by a roving band of Japanese snowmonkeys while fishing on the Pedernales River in the mid-90’s. They’d long ago escaped from the South Texas Primate Rescue center. It was a haunting experience. I wonder if this broad uses her monkey as a means of keeping Banks in line. They have an instinct for slapping dickheads hard across the face until the man submits. 

I read fishing as fisting.  Damn this forum.

[Bevo14 8274]

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I read fishing as fisting.  Damn this forum.

He made a typo. Nobody's perfect.

Edited January 18, 2021 by Bevo14

[ClubWhatever 12087]

 

[Hank Kingsley 20705]

The "I've heard a new DC candidate no one has previously mentioned but I can't say who it is" is the ultimate $9.95 grift. 

 

 

Edited January 18, 2021 by Hank Kingsley

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

13 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

CTJ is Nolan??

No he didn’t say anything about them hooking up his fifth wheel and taking out his vapor light. 

[NoName 16305]

Here is the Nolan Ryan Snow Monkey story from The Ticket: https://www.theunticket.com/nolan-ryan-talks-about-snow-monkeys/

it's 5 min, and a million percent worth your time.

it includes the line "the lady that is the head of the snow monkeys", talks about thousands of them in the trees, Nolan saying "I was standing there like petrified wood" , hershey kisses, and snow monkey birth control.

Edited January 18, 2021 by NoName

[Post Oak 20187]

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

Here is the Nolan Ryan Snow Monkey story from The Ticket: https://www.theunticket.com/nolan-ryan-talks-about-snow-monkeys/

it's 5 min, and a million percent worth your time.

it includes the line "the lady that is the head of the snow monkeys", talks about thousands of them in the trees, Nolan saying "I was standing there like petrified wood" , hershey kisses, and snow monkey birth control.

This is awesome.  

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

Sorry to interrupt MonkeyTalk, but looks like LSU wants Saints DL coach Nielsen at DC.  Relevant since a number of candidates have been rumored for their job and ours.

https://footballscoop.com/news/update-on-lsus-defensive-coordinator-search/

Edited January 18, 2021 by Chuckie Finster

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2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

This is awesome.  

It’s funnier if you were a listener, because they had been doing fake Nolan interviews for years where he talks about the snow monkeys, and this sounded like one of them. That’s why everyone was laughing so much.