Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Mason Ramsey 3386]

muschamp
gideon
lupoi
raymond
hutzler

[zsmith22 0]

2 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

muschamp
gideon
lupoi
raymond
hutzler

Drools.

[TexasRenegade 2459]

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

He's also responsible for this badass picture

Wore pants with actual kneepads....I approve.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

4 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

muschamp
gideon
lupoi
raymond
hutzler

It's full of stars.  

[Michael Knight 12989]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

That girl was probably 5 in the year 2000.  

He said early 2000's so she could have been 8 when they dated

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

1 hour ago, Ravishing Rick said:

Holy shit.  I'm not kidding in any way - I dated that girl for a year back in the early 2000s.  She's now divorced from that dude.   I would note that she's definitely in the crazy zone of the hot/crazy matrix.  Some fun times, but time hasn't treated her well, unfortunately.

Oh we believe you. Looks like she's not too picky about who she dates or marries. 

[Beer Drinker 618]

5 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

muschamp
gideon
lupoi
raymond
hutzler

[RGBIII 22840]

Boom is HAPPENING let’s fucking go! This hire signifies that IMO

[Doc Reeves 6434]

8 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

muschamp
gideon
lupoi
raymond
hutzler

 

[ClubWhatever 12152]

8 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

muschamp
gideon
lupoi
raymond
hutzler

Don’t taze me bro. Don’t you fuck wit me

[Leanderman 2275]

We could do ALOT worse than this.

[GeoffE 37]

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

We could do ALOT worse than this.

Username checks out.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

We could do ALOT worse than this.

I mean that defensive staff is about if not as perfect as you can get. 

[Beer Drinker 618]

Boom and Gideon could split safeties duty

[Armybrat 40854]

29 minutes ago, Sal said:

Rare example of an old translating something for the millennials 

Well, I’m pre-battery, and therefore don’t get it.

[RGBIII 22840]

12 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

muschamp
gideon
lupoi
raymond
hutzler

[Bevo 13587]

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

We could do ALOT worse than this.

• Tim Beck (Offensive Coordinator/Quarterbacks)
• Stan Drayton (Associate Head Coach/Run Game Coordinator/Running Backs)
• Oscar Giles (Defensive Line)
• Corby Meekins (Tight Ends)
• Drew Mehringer (Pass Game Coordinator/Wide Receivers)
• Craig Naivar (Special Teams Coordinator/Safeties)
• Todd Orlando (Defensive Coordinator/Linebackers)
• Derek Warehime (Offensive Line)
• Jason Washington (Recruiting Coordinator/Cornerbacks)
• Yancy McKnight (Head Strength and Conditioning Coach for Football)

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

If it is Boom then it means we could keep him for quite some time. Especially if he does well. I don’t think another fbs program will hire him. 

[Michael Knight 12989]

33 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I think Nahlin is saying that Gideon is the batteries and that we the fans opened the batteries before we opened the present they go in (the defensive coordinator).

I think he means hes into kinky shit now

[Dbeasy 15073]

They are in a bidding war for Boom, so Sark has said “fine, I’ll just hire all your guys first. That should level the negotiations a bit”

[RichUT 1832]

9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Boom is HAPPENING let’s fucking go! This hire signifies that IMO

RGB right now:

Edited January 5, 2021 by RichUT

[JOSEYWALES66 1805]

Who are we bidding against? 

[Michael Knight 12989]

25 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I did not KNOW that

People also forget it was Earl Thomas that missed the tackle on Crabtree

[Beer Drinker 618]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

They are in a bidding war for Boom, so Sark has said “fine, I’ll just hire all your guys first. That should level the negotiations a bit”

Who are we bidding against?

[TexasFan21 1275]

Who are we bidding against? 

Maybe Bama. Read where Saban is looking to make a change with his current DC

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

They are in a bidding war for Boom, so Sark has said “fine, I’ll just hire all your guys first. That should level the negotiations a bit”

Say cap rn

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

2 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Who are we bidding against? 

Errbody

[Octavian 1025]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Errbody

Bama and LSU from the looks of things.

[conVINCEd 21469]

Who’s the highest paid DC in the country and what do they make?

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

Just now, Octavian said:

Bama and LSU from the looks of things.

Georgia Notre Dame

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1566]

I’m all in if this is the finish.  Dunno if it will but fuck it could maybe 

HC - Sark

OC/OL - Flood

QB - Milwee

RB - Drayton 

WR - Martin/Colbert

TE - Banks

DC - Muschamp

DL - Lupoi

LB - Hutzler 

S/ST - Gideon

CB - Raymond

 

DOR - Carrington

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

Just now, conVINCEd said:

Who’s the highest paid DC in the country and what do they make?

 

[Michael Knight 12989]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Who’s the highest paid DC in the country and what do they make?

Venables — $2.2 million

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Georgia Notre Dame

Not even Boom can help those bums in South Bend 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

I hear Bret Bielema is trying to get Boom to Illinois. Doubt that happens

[jw4381 3088]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Quite good. This is a really strong hire.

 

3 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Gideon also had 4 years of experience as a "coach on the field"

 

So now he'll be a coach on the sideline? I'll see myself out.

1 hour ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

She can give you a handjob with both hands tied behind her back.

[UncleBuck 6455]

Boom back in the mix, we thinking?

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

I’d say offer him 2.5-2.75 million and even 3 fuck it. 
 

 

NOT MY MONEY DONT CARE

[TommyGufano 6021]

26 minutes ago, satyanash said:

He's also responsible for this badass picture

RIP Blaine Irby's knee

[conVINCEd 21469]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Venables — $2.2 million

Do 3.5m then.  Lock it down If Saban or UGA end up shopping for a DC that’s problematic. 

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 530]

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

https://247sports.com/Coach/Blake-Gideon-4064/AllTimeRecruits/

 

I think his soul focus will be special teams and probably safeties/nickel?

he gonna be chaplain for the team?

[Bama Chick 28596]

I’m going to preface this post by saying I have no idea what Saban’s plans are in regards to retirement but I am friendly with a member of his family.

Obviously, I’ve asked them when do they think he’ll hang it up. This is what they’ve said.

First, one of his fears is that he’ll end up like Bear Bryant - retire from coaching and die of heart attack 37 days later and never get to enjoy his golden years and grandchildren. His own father dropped dead of a heart attack at 46. So the person I know says he has joked he’ll just keep coaching until he can’t.

Miss Terry was interviewed after The Iron Bowl and said he about drove her crazy when he was under Covid quarantine and couldn’t coach. She joked that she told him she wasn’t going to let him retire because they’d end up divorced.

Also, everyone will know a year in advance when he does retire. Bama is a place where coaches are revered more than players even. The university will want to celebrate his career and do all kinds of stuff. Name the field after him, name University Boulevard after him, bring back a bunch of former players etc. And ESPN will want to milk the shit out of his last season. They’ll do a damn feature every week of the season.

All that to say, he may retire after next season but we’ll know that probably within a month after this season ends.

My gut says he’ll probably coach another 4-5 years barring drastic circumstances.

Also - Albert Means didn’t get anything. Logan Young paid his dickface coach, Lynn Lang $150,000 and Lang was the one who used part of that cash to buy a Ford Expedition. That’s how the whole thing fell apart - Lang didn’t spread the money around like promised and he got ratted out.

Anyway, back to TikTok models and coaching wishlists!

[ATXbronco 4084]

39 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

Fixed

[Rimbo 25996]

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Venables — $2.2 million

He's not very good if he can't steal your offense's play calls, though.

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

50 minutes ago, satyanash said:

what does this mean?

Shit like this is why I'm not on IT anymore.

[Rimbo 25996]

16 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Who are we bidding against? 

your avatar

[Gut Wagon 8083]

3 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Shit like this is why I'm not on IT anymore.

Blake's better at catching football than most 9.95ers are at covering it. 

[UncleSonny 6573]

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Holy shit and LOL at Pelini. What the fuck were they thinking?

[Rimbo 25996]

4 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Shit like this is why I'm not on IT anymore.

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40 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

i bet her shit is even pretty

She doesn't shit