Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off

[Funk Doctor Spock 12418]

On 7/21/2024 at 7:53 PM, chad.ihrig said:

Sark at the wedding of Jeff Banks and PoleAssassin / Gia the monkey’s mom over the weekend.

I wonder how many clients of Pole Assassin's were there to congratulate her?

[EZ$ 2105]

Sark getting divorced as per his IG. 

[Txangel9910 217]

Just now, EZ$ said:

Sark getting divorced as per his IG. 

 

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

1 minute ago, Txangel9910 said:

 

I guess we will find out if she was the glue holding him together. 

[immamac 42868]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I guess we will find out if she was the glue holding him together. 

Spoiler: she was not 

[Tex Pete 20400]

RIP Eurotrash suit. 
 

 

[Eggo 3977]

I don't blame her for not wanting to be a coach's wife. That work-work balance is a grind. 

[HRSchenker 2271]

I feel awful for him but maybe this means we don't see those stupid ass suits he wears before games

[Tex Pete 20400]

7 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

I feel awful for him but maybe this means we don't see those stupid ass suits he wears before games

@closetojumping and I agree wholeheartedly. 😂

[Gucci_Suit 2645]

This is good for all of us. Except maybe old what’s her name. 

[TonyTexas 10517]

I followed Loreal on Instagram for a while. She seemed very expensive to maintain. 

[SHOOTER12 8811]

19 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

RIP Eurotrash suit. 
 

 

Well at least he won't be encouraged to wear that type of crap anymore. 

[BurntEyes 6002]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

I followed Loreal on Instagram for a while. She seemed very expensive to maintain. 

She's absolutely my type and certainly a 10 in that realm.

Even if I had Elon money, I'd still look for a short term lease.

[SDG 3319]

39 minutes ago, immamac said:

Spoiler: she was not 

Any details or is twitter the best option for the gossip.  

[CTC2 2797]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I followed Loreal on Instagram for a while. She seemed very expensive to maintain. 

Took like 20 people to get her all fixed up for game day. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Yikes

[MrBig 5414]

Was Loreal with him at Banks’ wedding? 

[jkates 316]

Sark getting divorced as per his IG. 

Terrible news, but she was clearly more interested in her fashion stuff than being a coach's wife. Too bad. Divorce is awful.

[skipmcgee 230]

Does this mean he’s backsliding? Or is everything good on his end?

[Sgt Hulk 13786]

[Mez2 4024]

Release the Sarken

[texastroubadour 1216]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

RIP Eurotrash suit. 
 

 

all i see here is my old Burger King outfit 

[Cairn Horn88 8275]

All gas….

[6th Street 6420]

I heard she banged T'Vondre Sweat

[jw4381 3080]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

I heard she banged T'Vondre Sweat

[theaveragejon 988]

National champs 2024. Book it. 

[Tex Long 4402]

Lord knows she probably had plenty of hints about learning her way around the pole. 

 

 

 

And buying a monkey...

 

 

[TreatyOak 16366]

16 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

I heard she banged T'Vondre Sweat

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

17 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

I heard she banged T'Vondre Sweat

Balls too?

[Jersey Man10 3538]

[Sgt Hulk 13786]

See you in the squat rack Sark 

[Josef Pwag 1738]

52 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Coach has had so much personal crap in the public eye over the years. I am sure friends and family are rallying around him. This just sucks for him. 

[Red Five 40862]

Texas head football coach. Single. In Austin. 

[pops 7004]

Line will form to the left. Be careful, coach. 

[Professor Chesney 498]

Yeah, not exactly a surprise.  Wouldn’t feel too bad for him, he’s going to be fine.

[ATXbronco 4084]

Sorry, Sark!

Your marriage took one for the team.

 

On the flip side I saw that Pole Assassin got married.  

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/steve-sarkisian-wife-loreal-jointly-file-for-divorce/

[Surly Bevo 25055]

Less time for fashion show.  More time for national titles.  

[immamac 42868]

Was talking to the tight ends at the burnt ends dinner and I asked them if they made fun of sark for his tits and how fat he's gotten. 

They said he's been working out like a me and he's lost a bunch of weight. 

[Surly Bevo 25055]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Was talking to the tight ends at the burnt ends dinner and I asked them if they made fun of sark for his tits and how fat he's gotten. 

They said he's been working out like a me and he's lost a bunch of weight. 

Sounds like a guy who knew he was hitting the market again.

[theaveragejon 988]

He’s about to go ape shit on the rest of the CFB world. 

[Tex Pete 20400]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

I heard she banged T'Vondre Sweat

[DaysOff 7951]

Does he have to give away half of his shit? Because the more hardware he wins here, the easier it'll be to rebuild his pot of gold.

[Atticus 3976]

Divorce is horrible. Unless the marriage was worse. Hope the process is painless and he can focus on what he needs to be focused on.

[jimmyjazz 45978]

It's impossible to judge from afar if this is for the better or not.  I do worry that an ugly divorce could be the kind of thing to tempt him into old ways, and I say that not as a UT football fan but as someone who has really appreciated how straightforward and humble he has been on the 40 Acres.  I know, he's a hypercompetitive guy, we've seen him in the tunnel, but almost all coaches are that.  He just doesn't seem to be nearly as much of a dick as most.

Edited July 27 by jimmyjazz

[Coach 3]

[Horn75 193]

Somewhere, Eric nahlin will be saying IT has been sitting on this story for a while

[LTtxfan 49265]

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I guess we will find out if she was the glue holding him together. 

 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Spoiler: she was not 

 

27 minutes ago, immamac said:

Was talking to the tight ends at the burnt ends dinner and I asked them if they made fun of sark for his tits and how fat he's gotten.   They said he's been working out like a me and he's lost a bunch of weight. 

Any discussion from players on how Sark's mood has been this off-season??

Glad Sark has handled this divorce stuff now so he can turn his focus to 2024 football season... hope this is better for him too.  🤘

[immamac 42868]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Any discussion from players on how Sark's mood has been this off-season??

Glad Sark has handled this divorce stuff now so he can turn his focus to 2024 football season... hope this is better for him too.  🤘

Focusness came up a lot. 

[LTtxfan 49265]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Focusness came up a lot. 

Thanks.  Hopefully it helps that his son is still on the roster.     

Hang in there Sark 🤘

[immamac 42868]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Thanks.  Hopefully it helps that his son is still on the roster.     

Hang in there Sark 🤘

He doesn't have children with his 2nd wife who he's divorcing.