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  On 7/27/2024 at 1:54 AM, immamac said:

He doesn't have children with his 2nd wife who he's divorcing. 

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Yeah, aware that was the case.  Having his son Brady in Austin will probably help with some of Sark's free time away from football.

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  On 7/27/2024 at 2:08 AM, LTtxfan said:

Yeah, aware that was the case.  Having his son Brady in Austin will probably help with some of Sark's free time away from football.

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I think his daughter is also a student at Texas, nope, she just graduated from NYU.

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  On 7/27/2024 at 1:10 AM, immamac said:

Was talking to the tight ends at the burnt ends dinner and I asked them if they made fun of sark for his tits and how fat he's gotten. 

They said he's been working out like a me and he's lost a bunch of weight. 

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The man boobs didn’t seem to hinder Belichick’s ability to get a young smoker…

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  On 7/27/2024 at 2:23 AM, Da Fino said:

That’s an interesting response to that question. This has been a weird summer. 

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Yep, posted similar thoughts.  The site owners wonder why traffic is down..  

  If you know something and can’t talk about it just admit you’re click farming. 

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Gives him more time in the film room to destroy all future opponents, and he can actually dress like a man now. 

They did say they will remain friends and it was amicable, so that's good. But let his rage be taken out on those fools and goons that will line up against a coach who's out for new pussy. Maybe put in a call to Lane Kiffin for advice. 

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Sark is in Central Texas, he need him a thick ass Mexican bitch. Not as thick as that one Major hit in San Antonio, but one where her jeans fill out with ease. She could make Aqua Fresca for the whole team in Fall Camp. 

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He needs an anonymous hotel name like Joey Freshwater or Carlos Danger. Help our coach out, Surly. Do your thing.

Nick Stabbin? Ryan Delight? Kalen DeBone?

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Everytime Sark coaches with Nansen, he gets a divorce. It happened back at USC and it is happening now. I know they were drinking buddies back at UW and USC so let’s hope that Sark put on weight eating tons of Mexican food and not from going back to the booze. 

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  On 7/27/2024 at 3:05 AM, SDG said:

Yep, posted similar thoughts.  The site owners wonder why traffic is down..  

  If you know something and can’t talk about it just admit you’re click farming. 

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Site traffic is down? That's news to me. 

 

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  On 7/27/2024 at 3:36 AM, CastHorn said:

Sark is in Central Texas, he need him a thick ass Mexican bitch. Not as thick as that one Major hit in San Antonio, but one where her jeans fill out with ease. She could make Aqua Fresca for the whole team in Fall Camp. 

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Palabra homie.

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Posted
  On 7/27/2024 at 5:54 AM, Rockwell Torrey said:

Football, basketball, and baseball coaches are single. Bunch of divorced middle aged gold diggers have suddenly renewed their interest in UT sports.

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RT def has a lady. But yeah, Sark and Schloss can go poon hunting 

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  On 7/27/2024 at 1:19 PM, Js1 said:
RT def has a lady. But yeah, Sark and Schloss can go poon hunting 
And his old bud Freshwater, assuming he hasn't settled down too much these days. I just hope this doesn't bring back too much of the past, if you know what I mean.
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  On 7/27/2024 at 1:04 PM, Bigbend1812 said:

That’s a good thing.   Bye bye half.  He will miss you. 

 

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Haif of what he earned while married to her. Better to divorce now before he earns a lot more on his next contract. I’ve been down this road a few times. 

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  On 7/27/2024 at 1:49 PM, Newy25 said:


Haif of what he earned while married to her. Better to divorce now before he earns a lot more on his next contract. I’ve been down this road a few times. 

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She’s going to get paid, but I’m sure he has a tight prenup. She’s not getting half. 

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  On 7/27/2024 at 3:34 AM, Spider2YBanana said:

Gives him more time in the film room to destroy all future opponents, and he can actually dress like a man now. 

They did say they will remain friends and it was amicable, so that's good. But let his rage be taken out on those fools and goons that will line up against a coach who's out for new pussy. Maybe put in a call to Lane Kiffin for advice. 

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Step One: Stevie Ray Freshwater 

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Posted
  On 7/27/2024 at 2:01 PM, NoRagrets said:
She’s going to get paid, but I’m sure he has a tight prenup. She’s not getting half. 

You really think he has one? I’ve always said if you can sell your fiancé on a prenup you can sell anything to anybody.
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  On 7/27/2024 at 3:36 AM, CastHorn said:

Sark is in Central Texas, he need him a thick ass Mexican bitch. Not as thick as that one Major hit in San Antonio, but one where her jeans fill out with ease. She could make Aqua Fresca for the whole team in Fall Camp. 

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  On 7/27/2024 at 1:45 PM, ousux said:
  On 7/27/2024 at 1:19 PM, Js1 said:
RT def has a lady. But yeah, Sark and Schloss can go poon hunting 
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And his old bud Freshwater, assuming he hasn't settled down too much these days. I just hope this doesn't bring back too much of the past, if you know what I mean.

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Dollars to donuts, that boy is tapping some UTenn coed.

I'm assuming Sark has engaged the services of @hornian?

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Posted
  On 7/27/2024 at 2:48 PM, ClubWhatever said:

Is this affecting recruiting?  That's really all that matters (assuming he doesn't fall off wagon)   I read somewhere that she helped recruit the families.

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NIL recruits families these days.  Moose stuffed with cash out front should a told ya.

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  On 7/27/2024 at 5:22 AM, MrBig said:

Everytime Sark coaches with Nansen, he gets a divorce. It happened back at USC and it is happening now. I know they were drinking buddies back at UW and USC so let’s hope that Sark put on weight eating tons of Mexican food and not from going back to the booze. 

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Yikes, I hope this isn’t it

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