Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

 

[Post Oak 20,204]

One of the things I like about Sark the most is that he isn't a pussy.

[Earl Haffler 590]

5 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

epic!

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

 

[TexArcher 37,761]

Okay, Sark walking in with a corny dog is amazing.

[Derka 6,136]

 

[The Ace of Aces 5,175]

At the end of the PC, coach held up the empty stick and said he ate the corn dog for y’all (the media). Fucking amazing. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

Arkansas has been in the SEC going on 34 years now. Aggy has been in for over a decade. Not once could you ever say either team was the best in the SEC, ever. Sark has waltzed in and immediately has Texas at top. Pay this motherfucker all the money. He needs to be the highest paid employee in the state. Sark has been worth every fucking penny.

[TotallyLegit 3,052]

56 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

At the end of the PC, coach held up the empty stick and said he ate the corn dog for y’all (the media). Fucking amazing. 

And he was grinning from ear to ear every time he took a bite.

[troph 24,781]

1 hour ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

So much different than “what an amazing atmosphere just want the kids to have fun and whether the storm that scares you to death” Mack brown. Fuck ou and here’s to winning 10 straight on these mother fuckers.

Edited October 13 by troph

[tokamak 6,391]

Mustard or ketchup????

[troph 24,781]

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

One of the things I like about Sark the most is that he isn't a pussy.

I think he uses crest white strips too.

[TrashMaster G 17,539]

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Mustard or ketchup????

Sark can put whatever the fuck he wants on his corn dog.

[Xminus6 790]

On 10/10/2024 at 9:47 AM, Park Gothic said:

He's Californian, so I assume something like this:

Maybe I’ve lived in California too long but I’d eat that in a second. Looks delicious.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

25 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

And he was grinning from ear to ear every time he took a bite.

I love that we have a coach that will take clever digs at an opponent instead of complimenting them like Mack Brown, without looking like a jackass like tom herman.

[Derka 6,136]

6-0, average score of 43-6, and we truly have not turned it on yet, never mind all of the major injuries to crucial starters. Sark has built an elite program. this is who we are now (again). embrace it. 

[Drew 2,401]

Also the most points OU had given up All year, including high powered Tenn, was 25 points 

texas, on a “bad offensive day” put up 34 and it could have easily been more. 

[GreenspointTexas 9,598]

Funny how we passed it on first down 5 of the first 6 drives of the game and didnt produce shit

 

then we started running on first down and the whole game blew open. Same shit happened in the msu game

 

 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

13 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Funny how we passed it on first down 5 of the first 6 drives of the game and didnt produce shit

 

then we started running on first down and the whole game blew open. Same shit happened in the msu game

 

 

Funny how? Is Sarkisian a clown to you? He makes you laugh?

What “msu” game do you mean?

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

This topic feels right to post a quick check up of how our last national championship coach is doing in comparison. This was at kickoff. What a fucking upgrade.

 

[pearlandhorn 3,269]

I love Sark.

 

[lilMAC25 3,788]

1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

This topic feels right to post a quick check up of how our last national championship coach is doing in comparison. This was at kickoff. What a fucking upgrade.

 

Who gives a shit? This thread is about how good OUR coach is doing. Texas is destroying assholes like Venables.
 

Revel in that instead of wallowing in the past.

[DFW Horn 6,123]

33 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I love Sark.

 

You can actually see and hear the disdain he has for Kurt Bowels.

That's my coach

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

24 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Who gives a shit? This thread is about how good OUR coach is doing. Texas is destroying assholes like Venables.
 

Revel in that instead of wallowing in the past.

fuck that, point and laugh.

 

Edited October 13 by WelfareBuysMyWeed

[Post Oak 20,204]

Show me a difference between this poster and Kurt. 

9 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Funny how we passed it on first down 5 of the first 6 drives of the game and didnt produce shit

 

then we started running on first down and the whole game blew open. Same shit happened in the msu game

 

 

 

1 hour ago, pearlandhorn said:

I love Sark.

 

 

[Cajun 11,705]

10 hours ago, troph said:

So much different than “what an amazing atmosphere just want the kids to have fun and whether the storm that scares you to death” Mack brown. Fuck ou and here’s to winning 10 straight on these mother fuckers.

Every. Last. Word

[TOR 5,528]

The fumble recovery by Bolden in the EZ is a good example of the culture change in the program.  That was all hustle and being 'in the game' and not players half-assing in previous regimes.  Sark has built a monster that plays every second of the game.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

Just now, TOR said:

The fumble recovery by Bolden in the EZ is a good example of the culture change in the program.  That was all hustle and being 'in the game' and not players half-assing in previous regimes.  Sark has built a monster that plays every second of the game.

they flashed a stat about how Texas has had 8 turn overs in texas territory this season, and they have resulted in 0 points scored.

That is fucking amazing.

[Cajun 11,705]

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

Who gives a shit? This thread is about how good OUR coach is doing. Texas is destroying assholes like Venables.
 

Revel in that instead of wallowing in the past.

No one's wallowing.  Understand the past or be doomed to repeat it.

This isn't false choice time.

We can revel while acknowledging the suck of MB's approach and desire to never go there again.  It's not really even that hard.

[Nueces River Rat 5,537]

10 hours ago, troph said:

So much different than “what an amazing atmosphere just want the kids to have fun and whether the storm that scares you to death” Mack brown. Fuck ou and here’s to winning 10 straight on these mother fuckers.

Or “winning is hard. “

Copyright. Tom Herman 2018

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Or “winning is hard. “

Copyright. Tom Herman 2018

 

contrast:

  

 

This shit is legitimately inspiration. No self pity, just head down and go to work. I love our coach!

[Tailgate 3,021]

Cross posting from RRS thread….cant wait for UGA next week!

 

 

 

[Topper13 3,257]

11 hours ago, tokamak said:

Mustard or ketchup????

 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

12 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

 

an aside: if a fucking MOUNTAIN WEST running back wins the heisman when Bijan couldn't even get a new york invite, I'll burn down the heisman house

[LTtxfan 49,141]

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

59 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

I love how Sark wears those clean icy whites with the team. His style is always on point. It also looks like he's lost a ton of weight this year.

[troph 24,781]

11 hours ago, Derka said:

6-0, average score of 43-6, and we truly have not turned it on yet, never mind all of the major injuries to crucial starters. Sark has built an elite program. this is who we are now (again). embrace it. 

closest game was 31-12 so far. dominant.

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

1 minute ago, troph said:

closest game was 31-12 so far. dominant.

In which the offense threw three passes after getting to 31 early in the second half and had a garbage time TD versus guys getting experience reps. 

[po elvis 2,070]

11 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Funny how we passed it on first down 5 of the first 6 drives of the game and didnt produce shit

 

then we started running on first down and the whole game blew open. Same shit happened in the msu game

 

 

so you mean we set up the run with the pass?

[PTINS 3,459]

Texas has scoreboard on all of the Blue Bloods of College Football.

The average score is 33-18 Texas.

[GreenspointTexas 9,598]

18 minutes ago, PTINS said:

Texas has scoreboard on all of the Blue Bloods of College Football.

The average score is 33-18 Texas.

There it is

[Pescado_Rojo 19,412]

1 hour ago, troph said:

closest game was 31-12 so far. dominant.

We’ve given up one first half touchdown all year. A second qtr td to UTSA when we were already up 21 pts. 

[mdmost 42,997]

 

[Dewey 3,286]

57 minutes ago, po elvis said:

so you mean we set up the run with the pass?

When they say we are playing a good defense,  they mean it's going to take Sark a little time to get the lid off the jelly jar. Not too long though. 

[Mittens 8,253]

[nbmishoid 949]

15 hours ago, troph said:

So much different than “what an amazing atmosphere just want the kids to have fun and whether the storm that scares you to death” Mack brown. Fuck ou and here’s to winning 10 straight on these mother fuckers.

Girl, you put that knife in deeply, and twisting.  What is fat Mack up to?  Who cares?

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

9 minutes ago, Mittens said:

they have an astonishingly great relationship considering they're divorced, honestly. I'm happy for Sark if they both came out better for it. It seems healthy.

1 minute ago, nbmishoid said:

Girl, you put that knife in deeply, and twisting.  What is fat Mack up to?  Who cares?

Mack is probably a loss away from getting fired haha

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

We’ve given up one first half touchdown all year. A second qtr td to UTSA when we were already up 21 pts. 

we have only trailed all season long for 3 minutes.

Edited October 13 by WelfareBuysMyWeed

[troph 24,781]

14 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

Girl, you put that knife in deeply, and twisting.  What is fat Mack up to?  Who cares?

It’s well known I’m a mean girl. 

[Llewelyn Moss 207]

What I love about the guy is he will have the opp defense dialed in about 2-3 series. So even if their D has a good game plan, this mofo will adapt quickly, and he has the personnel to do it. (Contrast with game against TCU in 2022 where QB and o-line limited him.) 

 

Such a contrast with Mack, Herman and their OCs (Strong didn’t even have game plans)…dude is out there like a savant just diagnosing the other D in about 10-12 plays.