Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off

[Funk Doctor Spock 13105]

I was not a believer when he was hired. I am not only now a believer, but I have faith he'll be winning a few titles. I mean, we have the #1 signing class without any top heavy crap to prop it up. Not one recruit is a meh. At the worst we’ll have the #2-3 class if Justus Terry doesn’t sign with us.

 That is some elite shit. And we ain't even gotten to the poral yet. Man, all I can tell you is hold on to your butts. 

Edited December 6 by Funk Doctor Spock

[LTtxfan 49855]

[LTtxfan 49855]

[Zeus 6734]

SARK LOCKED THE FUCK IN

FUCK YOU SEC REFS

FUCK YOU KIRBY

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

 

[LTtxfan 49855]

That's my Coach !!! 🤘

[lilMAC25 3958]

4 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

Steve Sarkisian just flopped his fucking cock onto the table

[Zeus 6734]

Obvious roughing the passer

no call

[Zeus 6734]

Dominating at everything except QB. 

No QB no offense

[closetohumping 17726]

More touchdowns in second half please

[UTEX_ME 4257]

Sark won’t win shit here. There I said it

[closetohumping 17726]

Two pump fakes against that pass rush?

[TexArcher 38794]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Sark won’t win shit here. There I said it

Did last year's conference championship not count?

I mean, I saw the trophy at DKR.

[utexas8 1694]

100% on him. Redzone play calling atrocious. Reminded me of Washington.

[bschoolprof 6331]

2 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

100% on him. Redzone play calling atrocious. Reminded me of Washington.

That's two years in a row of bed shitting late in big games at the end of the year.  

[UTEX_ME 4257]

On 12/5/2024 at 9:26 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I was not a believer when he was hired. I am not only now a believer, but I have faith he'll be winning a few titles. I mean, we have the #1 signing class without any top heavy crap to prop it up. Not one recruit is a meh. At the worst we’ll have the #2-3 class if Justus Terry doesn’t sign with us.

 That is some elite shit. And we ain't even gotten to the poral yet. Man, all I can tell you is hold on to your butts. 

lol

[Funk Doctor Spock 13105]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

lol

We're 11-2 and going to our 2nd CFP. We're 23-4 in 2 seasons. I'd say that's damn good, and we're still stacking classes. 

[crash_davis 23459]

He improved from game 1 to game 2. He needs to look at how he designs play against fast as shit, disciplined defenses. Some of that shit takes way too fucking long.

[WJC88 97]

8 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Sark won’t win shit here. There I said it

Ok.  What do you suggest should be done?

 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3519]

We might sadly come to the realization that Sark might not be the guy in the next few years. It’ll be interesting to see how it plays out. He disappears in big games.

[nineliveslost 2957]

1 minute ago, WJC88 said:

Ok.  What do you suggest should be done?

 

tell Sark to get an OC and move fuck face stripper/monkey fucker Banks to recruiting and hire a ST coach. Get a punter and kicker in the portal . Play Arch more 

[UTEX_ME 4257]

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

We might sadly come to the realization that Sark might not be the guy in the next few years. It’ll be interesting to see how it plays out. He disappears in big games.

Glad you see this. Sark cowers to the rulers of this game 

[nineliveslost 2957]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Glad you see this. Sark cowers to the rulers of this game 

Sark pisses me off when he is up 3 scores and he doesn't play the back ups and run his offense and fuck the other team. He puts on the brakes and raises the "sportsmanship " flag. Fuck that. ALL GAS NO BRAKES 

[Zeus 6734]

16 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Two pump fakes against that pass rush?

And a 360 spin 

Sarks been setting that up forever

and it was wide open

except our QB didn’t have awareness or time to get it out

[UTEX_ME 4257]

Quinn is a terrible QB and sarks inability to go with Arch cost him a natty with this D

[closetohumping 17726]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

And a 360 spin 

Sarks been setting that up forever

and it was wide open

except our QB didn’t have awareness or time to get it out

Sure.  Quinn didn’t pull the trigger but our OL couldn’t block them.  Yes I saw a receiver wide open

[TexArcher 38794]

7 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

We might sadly come to the realization that Sark might not be the guy in the next few years. It’ll be interesting to see how it plays out. He disappears in big games.

Jesus, please stop.

We won in Tuscaloosa.  We won in Ann Arbor.  We won in College Station.  We've won two of the last three in blowout fashion against ou.  We won a conference championship game last year.  And we were one play from the national championship game.

We lose twice to Georgia with a gimpy QB and a bunch of ref fuckery and now Sark can't win a big game?

GTFOH.

[Zeus 6734]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Quinn is a terrible QB and sarks inability to go with Arch cost him a natty with this D

Well we are still in the playoff so not yet

Quinn is below average because he is so inconsistent but he’s not terrible. 

[TexasMan 11378]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Jesus, please stop.

We won in Tuscaloosa.  We won in Ann Arbor.  We won in College Station.  We've won two of the last three in blowout fashion against ou.  We won a conference championship game last year.  And we were one play from the national championship game.

We lose twice to Georgia with a gimpy QB and a bunch of ref fuckery and now Sark can't win a big game?

GTFOH.

I swear, I can't handle the regards on this site. 

[Valmy77 13566]

10 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Quinn is a terrible QB and sarks inability to go with Arch cost him a natty with this D

Dude...it said haters back off...

[WJC88 97]

15 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

tell Sark to get an OC and move fuck face stripper/monkey fucker Banks to recruiting and hire a ST coach. Get a punter and kicker in the portal . Play Arch more 

This still leaves Sark as the coach.  He said Sark would never win here.  So what should be done?

[nineliveslost 2957]

Just now, WJC88 said:

This still leaves Sark as the coach.  He said Sark would never win here.  So what should be done?

like I said in another thread. Sark might have brought us here but he won't get us there without some major changes

[crash_davis 23459]

Some of you are fucking idiots. Sark rebuilt a dead Texas program to compete in the SEC championship game in our first year. We lost because our kicker is a dick and misses 2 field goals. We are in the CFP 2 years in a row.

Sark is never gonna win shit is fucking stupid. Stop being fucking dipshits.

Fuck you if you parrot this shit.

[UTEX_ME 4257]

On 12/6/2024 at 8:00 PM, LTtxfan said:

Loser fuck 

[BurntEyes 6188]

54 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I swear, I can't handle the regards on this site. 

You rang??

Oh... that regard.. yeah fuck him!

[westexhorn 2144]

34 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Loser fuck 

You watch the last decade and you are still saying this? You deserve Chuckles and Herman.

[Monahorns 39]

With Sarkisian as head coach there has been a big problem for 4 years.  The team plays well in the first half, dog crap in the 3rd quarter, and even in the 4th.  That means Texas has to get out to a big lead and then hope the other team doesn't have enough juice to come back.  It is a well established pattern at this point.  He has to self scout and break up whatever is going on, because it is keeping us from winning championships  If he can't figure it out Texas will be looking for their next coach in 3-4 years.

[Horn Dogg 4273]

21 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

You watch the last decade and you are still saying this? You deserve Chuckles and Herman.

I was thinking the same thing.  Going back to DKR, who would you rather have right now than Sark?  Maybe Mack plus Vince, but not Mack alone.

[westexhorn 2144]

3 minutes ago, Monahorns said:

With Sarkisian as head coach there has been a big problem for 4 years.  The team plays well in the first half, dog crap in the 3rd quarter, and even in the 4th.  That means Texas has to get out to a big lead and then hope the other team doesn't have enough juice to come back.  It is a well established pattern at this point.  He has to self scout and break up whatever is going on, because it is keeping us from winning championships  If he can't figure it out Texas will be looking for their next coach in 3-4 years.

if the same issues keep appearing in the next few years, then the criticism is valid.  However, as long as he is beating rivals, contending for SECCC/ Playoffs/Championship and recruiting top 5 classes every year, we DONT need to look elsewhere.

[YChang 3528]

Didn’t it take Smart a few seasons before breaking through at Georgia? And he took over a program in a way healthier shape from Richt than Sark did. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

1 hour ago, WJC88 said:

Ok.  What do you suggest should be done?

 

Stupid sip do you even coach Elko bro? 

[Monahorns 39]

1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

if the same issues keep appearing in the next few years, then the criticism is valid.  However, as long as he is beating rivals, contending for SECCC/ Playoffs/Championship and recruiting top 5 classes every year, we DONT need to look elsewhere.

Yeah.  That's what I said.

[TwiceHorn 31930]

8 minutes ago, Monahorns said:

With Sarkisian as head coach there has been a big problem for 4 years.  The team plays well in the first half, dog crap in the 3rd quarter, and even in the 4th.  That means Texas has to get out to a big lead and then hope the other team doesn't have enough juice to come back.  It is a well established pattern at this point.  He has to self scout and break up whatever is going on, because it is keeping us from winning championships  If he can't figure it out Texas will be looking for their next coach in 3-4 years.

You know what else is a pattern the last few years?  Quinn Ewers.

Let's see what happens when Sark works with someone else.

[closetohumping 17726]

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You know what else is a pattern the last few years?  Quinn Ewers.

Let's see what happens when Sark works with someone else.

Card, Thompson, Quinn were all highly rated guys

[tbone_ 14387]

Loser fuck 

You are a fucking moron

[Monahorns 39]

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You know what else is a pattern the last few years?  Quinn Ewers.

Let's see what happens when Sark works with someone else.

I'm not disagreeing but the pattern was there with Thompson too.  I know, I know.  He is worse.  But I think there is something either with play calling or preparation.  I don't know the cause but the pattern is obvious.

[Zeus 6734]

Run Blue a lot in practice, tell the defense to go after the ball. 
If he doesn’t fumble, needs to get back his 15 touches a game. 

[Zeus 6734]

19 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You know what else is a pattern the last few years?  Quinn Ewers.

Let's see what happens when Sark works with someone else.

Actually we’ve seen it. 
 

It was against lesser competition, but it was awesome.

[dieucla98 2954]

We wandered the desert for 10 fucking years and now will be in the playoffs in back to back years and some of you fuckers are bitching about the coach?

Holy fuck, some of you people are miserable. 

[Zeus 6734]

5 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

We wandered the desert for 10 fucking years and now will be in the playoffs in back to back years and some of you fuckers are bitching about the coach?

Holy fuck, some of you people are miserable. 

lol it’s pretty fucking miserable watching us be CLEARLY DOMINANT and still fucking lose bruh

 

I agree though times are good

Lets win a fucking National championship