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UTEX_ME
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Loser fuck 

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aggy will still have a year left of paying Jimbo when Sark's extension expires. Lulz

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Quinn is a terrible QB and sarks inability to go with Arch cost him a natty with this D

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Yes - WMG. Once it’s shown on the public airwaves, there are people that’ll buy those items within 48 hours, to include Sark’s custom sunglasses! I know I’d buy those!

The proprietors are missing out - IMO.

Hook’em!!!

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SimkinsMan

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Is Sark the one?

  • Understands modern football landscape, and doesn't bitch about NIL
  • Can recruit
  • Great at roster management and upgrading talent
  • Develops talent
  • Hires credible coaching staff
  • Godlike QB coach
  • Good with alumni and donors
  • Runs a 21st century offense
  • Not old or fat as fuck
  • Improving as game-day coach
  • Wins games

The list of question marks about him appears to be getting shorter and shorter ...

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21 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Is Sark the one?

  • Understands modern football landscape, and doesn't bitch about NIL
  • Can recruit
  • Great at roster management and upgrading talent
  • Develops talent
  • Hires credible coaching staff
  • Godlike QB coach
  • Good with alumni and donors
  • Runs a 21st century offense
  • Not old or fat as fuck
  • Improving as game-day coach
  • Wins games

The list of question marks about him appears to be getting shorter and shorter ...

Agree but he is getting husky... First stage of fat as fuck😁

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247Sports updated preseason rankings. Georgia, Ohio State swap places.

Updated Preseason College Football Rankings Feature A New No. 1 Team (msn.com)

Crawford's top-ten was as follows:

  1. Ohio State Buckeyes
  2. Georgia Bulldogs
  3. Texas Longhorns
  4. Oregon Ducks
  5. Alabama Crimson Tide
  6. Ole Miss Rebels
  7. Michigan Wolverines
  8. Missouri Tigers
  9. Penn State Nittany Lions
  10. Notre Dame Fighting Irish
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Ohio State is a joke, and so is Ryan Day as a coach. Not so much as a white van driver and snatching up kids. He's a fraud who beats up on the sisters of the poor and the directional schools in that lame ass conference. 

Georgia should remain number 1. Until Ryan Day actually wins something besides his conference, he should remain number 2 or 3, with Texas now either 2 or remain at 3. 

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12 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Ohio State is a joke, and so is Ryan Day as a coach. Not so much as a white van driver and snatching up kids. He's a fraud who beats up on the sisters of the poor and the directional schools in that lame ass conference. 

Georgia should remain number 1. Until Ryan Day actually wins something besides his conference, he should remain number 2 or 3, with Texas now either 2 or remain at 3. 

Ohio State's schedule is a joke. Three cupcakes in non-con and their B1G schedule is @ Oregon, @ Penn State and Michigan at home. Only three games all year where the line will be less than double digits. And I'm not so sure about Penn State. They never win any big games, anyway.

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6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Ohio State's schedule is a joke. Three cupcakes in non-con and their B1G schedule is @ Oregon, @ Penn State and Michigan at home. Only three games all year where the line will be less than double digits. And I'm not so sure about Penn State. They never win any big games, anyway.

Penn State might as well be a cupcake since they haven't beaten Ohio State since the Truman administration. James Franklin sucks. All they have to do is get passed Oregon and Michigan and they're home free, but I'll bet the drop one or both. Day truly fucking fails at his job. 

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14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Penn State might as well be a cupcake since they haven't beaten Ohio State since the Truman administration. James Franklin sucks. All they have to do is get passed Oregon and Michigan and they're home free, but I'll bet the drop one or both. Day truly fucking fails at his job. 

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Ohio State is a joke, and so is Ryan Day as a coach. Not so much as a white van driver and snatching up kids. He's a fraud who beats up on the sisters of the poor and the directional schools in that lame ass conference. 
Georgia should remain number 1. Until Ryan Day actually wins something besides his conference, he should remain number 2 or 3, with Texas now either 2 or remain at 3. 

I don’t know if “joke” is how I would describe them as a team, they spent a megatron of money on players this offseason. Day, possibly, I’ll say that. I bet they beat the shit out of Michigan this year though.
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2 hours ago, markstanco said:


I don’t know if “joke” is how I would describe them as a team, they spent a megatron of money on players this offseason. Day, possibly, I’ll say that. I bet they beat the shit out of Michigan this year though.

Maybe WE beat the shit out of Michigan this year…..

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3 hours ago, markstanco said:


I don’t know if “joke” is how I would describe them as a team, they spent a megatron of money on players this offseason. Day, possibly, I’ll say that. I bet they beat the shit out of Michigan this year though.

They spent all their money on skill positions and DBS, which is what he always does. He doesn't learn from his mistakes. They spent nothing to help with their D-line or o-line. It's fine, since I don't think he's beating Michigan with their defense and already knowing Day folds like a pussy flap on a Tijuana hooker. 

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On 4/21/2024 at 1:46 PM, williemackgarza said:

Damn sarks jacket,hoodie and vest game always on point.
I wish that shit was available to the general public.

Ehh gif

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He’s coaching his ass off. Please adjust your script as necessary next year. Otherwise kick the shit out of errybody. 

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Ew. Josh Pate sucks, but I will listen just to see Sark 
It was a good interview, Sark nailed it in spite of his mouth looking a little weird, as if he just came from the dentist.

Pate risks pissing off his rabid aggy fanbase with this one. I'm sure a little sunshine pumping will make it all better.
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On 5/10/2024 at 6:50 AM, LTtxfan said:

Please retire Bowels and Cedric... 🙄 

Steve Sarkisian on Arch Manning and Quinn Ewers, joining the SEC and the state of Texas football

1 day ago

17 seconds.

Then I was out.

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On 4/29/2024 at 12:25 AM, Spider2YBanana said:

Ohio State is a joke, and so is Ryan Day as a coach. Not so much as a white van driver and snatching up kids. He's a fraud who beats up on the sisters of the poor and the directional schools in that lame ass conference. 

Georgia should remain number 1. Until Ryan Day actually wins something besides his conference, he should remain number 2 or 3, with Texas now either 2 or remain at 3. 

Georgia is 42-2 over the last three seasons; they’re #1 until someone clearly takes it away…

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20 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yes, because the accomplishments of last year's team matters. 🙄

 

21 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Georgia is 42-2 over the last three seasons; they’re #1 until someone clearly takes it away…

Alabama beat them literally less than 12 months ago.

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9 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Everyone but Michigan lost last season, so Michigan it is. 

Don’t get me wrong, I think GA is probably the best team in the country going into this season. But “they’re #1 until someone knocks them off” based on previous record when their last game against a team with a pulse was an L is poor reasoning.

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