Things new Texas HC needs to know

[Guadaloopy 11139]

There is actually NOT a limit to the number of times Bijan can touch the ball in a game. 

[Lat22 4093]

Beat OU. 

[SaucyJack 3521]

Don't kick both halves.

[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

Learn your zip code and quarterback's full name. You never know when you might need them.

Explain to your wife that airplane doors should always remained closed during flight.

If a player is shitty at football, it's okay not to play them, even if they're in the schematically appropriate position and seem nice and have tried really hard during practice and are older than their potential replacements.

[FloridaHorn 4887]

Don’t piss down my back and tel me it’s raining. We all understand that you know more about football than we do, but if the product is shit, accept the blame and fix it.

[Assman 1830]

No one cares who bled for the program.  Play the best players at every position.  If someone's feelings get hurt, they can leave.  This is not a welfare program, it's the god damned University of Texas.  Let's stop being pussies and run up the score on some MFers.

Also, no pee charts.

 

[dcbc 14645]

These 3 things.

Edited January 3, 2021 by dcbc

[Lhorn 5098]

30 minutes ago, Assman said:

No one cares who bled for the program.  Play the best players at every position.  If someone's feelings get hurt, they can leave.  This is not a welfare program, it's the god damned University of Texas.  Let's stop being pussies and run up the score on some MFers.

Also, no pee charts.

 

Exactly.  Don't want to hear stories of piss color.  Don't want to hear about creating culture.  Don't want to hear how hard it is to win.  Just fucking win.  Nothing else matters.  

[Brothahorn 10100]

Also, know that we don't care about how great Sunday practice is if it doesn't translate to the field on Saturdays. Keep that shit to yourself.

[Godzillatron 303]

14. No binders.
15. Winning is not hard.
16. Momentum is real.
17. No one cares if you are a member of Mensa.