Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

[EvaLongoriasNipples 54]

35 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

I rest my case. I knew, like clockwork, the clown car would pull up and posters would begin piling out to claim that they wouldn't bang Kendra Scott while spraying disappearing ink from the oversized flowers on their lapels at one another. 

She's rich, famous, and good-looking. There is not a single straight poster on this board who wouldn't unless there was a moral issue related to fidelity for them. I've seen knobs like you guys do this all of my life. 

NVM

Edited June 26, 2023 by EvaLongoriasNipples

[Bevo 13576]

26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

FWIW, I know someone that is professionally close to Kendra Scott. They knew of the rumors, as did Kendra Scott and her husband. At the time I discussed it, years ago, they seemed believably perplexed about how the rumor ever became a thing. It didn't sound like Herman and Scott had any crossover except for a couple of functions and no one witnessed the two strangers sneaking off and disappearing into a closet. 

But, hey, when the story is better than the truth, the gossip mill and the Internet will both run with the story.

Just because your wife purchased a shit ton of her jewelry, doesn’t make her professionally close to Kendra Scott.

[Davis Lane 5581]

[closetojumping 62604]

2 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

I look at it like this. Would I pay money for her (or any girl). Think about scrolling down an escort site and choosing her. If she isn't hot enough to question paying for, she's not that hot and I wouldn't pay money for Kendra Scott.

I know it's your first post under this handle, so welcome (back probably). Now get a grip and stop lying.

[closetojumping 62604]

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Just because your wife purchased a shit ton of her jewelry, doesn’t make her professionally close to Kendra Scott.

I fucking wish that that was the kind of jewelry (and expense level) my wife was into, but, alas, no. 

 

[EvaLongoriasNipples 54]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I know it's your first post under this handle, so welcome (back probably). Now get a grip and stop lying.

I'm sorry but I don't find this chipmunk, uneven smile, middle age look "hot". What is with the gap between her gums and her teeth. Then her two front teeth are different shapes and set at an angle. Then look at her miss piggy nose. Her cheeks? You mean mount Curahee that the 101st would have to hike up to get over to her ear?

Edited June 26, 2023 by EvaLongoriasNipples

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

 

You're just straight up gay if you wouldn't.

[texifornia 56912]

2 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

I'm sorry but I don't find this chipmunk, uneven smile, middle age look "hot". What is with the gap between her gums and her teeth. Then her two front teeth are different shapes and set at an angle. Then look at her miss piggy nose. Her cheeks? You mean mount Curahee that the 101st would have to hike up to get over to her ear?

When BOW is correctly pointing your posts out as weird incel shit, you should probably stop posting.

[irishtexan 11518]

3 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

I'm sorry but I don't find this chipmunk, uneven smile, middle age look "hot". What is with the gap between her gums and her teeth. Then her two front teeth are different shapes and set at an angle. Then look at her miss piggy nose. Her cheeks? You mean mount Curahee that the 101st would have to hike up to get over to her ear?

Whatever you say, Romeo. 

[EvaLongoriasNipples 54]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

You're just straight up gay if you wouldn't.

That photo is extremely filtered and professional edited. That isnt what she looks like. This is closer and that is after you have given her 550 million. 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

Does it count as recruiting talk if we debate if Kendra Scott is a take?

[SydneyCarton 48076]

14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I know it's your first post under this handle, so welcome (back probably). Now get a grip and stop lying.

 

7 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

I'm sorry but I don't find this chipmunk, uneven smile, middle age look "hot". What is with the gap between her gums and her teeth. Then her two front teeth are different shapes and set at an angle. Then look at her miss piggy nose. Her cheeks? You mean mount Curahee that the 101st would have to hike up to get over to her ear?

 

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

You're just straight up gay if you wouldn't.

 

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

When BOW is correctly pointing your posts out as weird incel shit, you should probably stop posting.

Welcome back, KennyPowders. Considering he dropped the gay slur on his way out last time BO&W might be into something. 

[Red Five 40852]

10 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

That photo is extremely filtered and professional edited. That isnt what she looks like. This is closer and that is after you have given her 550 million. 

She looks a little like Millie Bobby Brown in a funhouse mirror. Would, with great enthusiasm. 

[Born Burnt 6177]

11 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

[Vertigo 20276]

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

There could be benefits to looking like TH I guess… she could get confused one dark, drunken night?

And throw @RGBIII out of a moving plane?

[Radical Larry 28584]

[RGBIII 22840]

45 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You can't corporate buzz your way out of this, Cumsteen. You'd give Kendra Scott the best 90 second ride of her life and then let her buy anything she wanted and place it front and center in your living room or kitchen. And you know it.

I’d only let her buy it if it was half off during her birthday month

[Hank_Hill 18803]

[billfromlaketravis 11458]

Kendra Scott is plenty hot and worth mid 9 figures. If you wouldn’t leave your wife and children for her you’re either Jack Easterby or your last name is Walton.

 

[Getafix 28600]

 

Kendra Scott said "Hey!  Look at what Manning, Black, Cook and Simmons posted ... "

 

 

 

 

[Huckleberry 32851]

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kendra Scott is plenty hot and worth mid 9 figures. If you wouldn’t leave your wife and children for her you’re either Jack Easterby or your last name is Walton.

 

There's a large chasm between saying she's not hot enough to fuck and leaving your family for her. I think most of us with families are in between there somewhere. She's good looking enough to have sex with unless you're a poser on a message board, sure. But I wouldn't for the single allowance ctj made in his first comment about her. She's hot enough to fuck, but she's not nearly hot enough for me to cheat on my wife with. 

[Hank_Hill 18803]

Just now, Getafix said:

 

Kendra Scott said "Hey!  Look at what Manning, Black, Cook and Simmons posted ... "

 

 

 

 

If you’re wondering what the white hand in Simmons comment is, it’s Kendra Scott

[Post Oak 20210]

37 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

That photo is extremely filtered and professional edited. That isnt what she looks like. This is closer and that is after you have given her 550 million. 

Someone who is so desperate for attention that they keep coming back again and again after being negged to Bolivia ain't passing up a warm human body.

Now piss of back to whatever incel, Jordan Peterson message board you belong to 

Edited June 26, 2023 by Post Oak

[BornAndRaised 12281]

36 minutes ago, EvaLongoriasNipples said:

That photo is extremely filtered and professional edited. That isnt what she looks like. This is closer and that is after you have given her 550 million. 

You really were lurking on this thread and thought, "you know what? Shitting on a hot blonde booster for Texas is a great way for me to jump back in after getting neg bombed." 

Incredible really.

[Scholz 11942]

1K posts here we come!

[RGBIII 22840]

Just excited to see who nipples he comes back as next

[BornAndRaised 12281]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Just excited to see who nipples he comes back as next

Are you volunteering, Herman?

[Hank_Hill 18803]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Are you volunteering, Herman?

[Not a Sock 2313]

46 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

You're just straight up gay if you wouldn't.

For 550 million, gays would be pussy eating straight.

Edited June 26, 2023 by Not a Sock

[closetojumping 62604]

38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

 

 

Welcome back, KennyPowders. Considering he dropped the gay slur on his way out last time BO&W might be into something. 

Hahaha. I was thinking this. 

7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

There's a large chasm between saying she's not hot enough to fuck and leaving your family for her. I think most of us with families are in between there somewhere. She's good looking enough to have sex with unless you're a poser on a message board, sure. But I wouldn't for the single allowance ctj made in his first comment about her. She's hot enough to fuck, but she's not nearly hot enough for me to cheat on my wife with. 

Exactly. I “wouldn’t” but that’s only because I like raising a happy family with a good wife. In another dimension or with a time machine, absolutely. 

[Bevo 13576]

18 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kendra Scott is plenty hot and worth mid 9 figures. If you wouldn’t leave your wife and children for her you’re either Jack Easterby or your last name is Walton.

 

Now, that isn’t true. I’ve been in the situation and said no. It isn’t that hard. 

[immamac 42839]

10 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Now, that isn’t true. I’ve been in the situation and said no. It isn’t that hard. 

This thread unlike the other sites is the worst recruiting thread in years. Even the hyperbole has gotten weak. 

Why can’t we be more like inside Texas and have actual insiders and better than ShaggyBevo. Hahahahahahahahahahaha that quote still gets me. 

[Deej 76759]

56 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

You're just straight up gay if you wouldn't.

And her bank account only adds to her attractiveness. 

[TexasRenegade 2435]

26 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Kendra Scott is plenty hot and worth mid 9 figures. If you wouldn’t leave your wife and children for her you’re either Jack Easterby or your last name is Walton.

 

Ok WilliamFromLakeTravis I'll allow she's plenty hot and in my single years I'd of been more than willing.  But I ain't leaving my wife and kids for nobody.

 

[Bevo14 8304]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

This thread unlike the other sites is the worst recruiting thread in years. Even the hyperbole hasn’t gotten weak. 

Why can’t we be more like inside Texas and have actual insiders and better than ShaggyBevo. Hahahahahahahahahahaha that quote still gets me. 

This gif always applies whenever I open up this thread

[BornAndRaised 12281]

 

[texifornia 56912]

https://www.on3.com/db/alex-january-152120/

[Eggo 3977]

A lot of altar boys in this thread. 

[TheAuditor 1035]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

You can't corporate buzz your way out of this, Cumsteen. You'd give Kendra Scott the best 90 second ride of her life and then let her buy anything she wanted and place it front and center in your living room or kitchen. And you know it.

Well Cumsteen is a Porn name,  so maybe he's a trained professional    I would put the over under at 60 for this site and print money on the under.  

[Enchubben 5510]

Fwiw - McGuire is a hell of a recruiter and evaluator…this coming from the population that matters, which is the 24/25 recruits that I have access to. No clue what happened with Hudson, but McGuire will do well (by their standards) at tech. 

I just hope we can dick punch them one last time on the way out.

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

January is going to be a monster 0/1-tech.

[Red Five 40852]

16 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Now, that isn’t true. I’ve been in the situation and said no. It isn’t that hard. 

Well that's a separate problem but these days there are plenty of medical solutions. 

[Bevo 13576]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well that's a separate problem but these days there are plenty of medical solutions. 

That wouldn’t have been a problem. It was the same night the Astros won the World Series. 

[Knewk210 244]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

You're just straight up gay if you wouldn't.

That’s an iceberg picture man. What does the rest look like?

[BornAndRaised 12281]

 

[Junior Bonner 6248]

[Getafix 28600]

 

Standish, on TJ Lindsey.

 

Here's what he had said about Lindsey, in the Stampede.

 

[RollLeft 5044]

...ks

[deech 2274]

Another recruiting thread spiraling into an abortion during the summer months.  Yet I can't quit it. Ever.   

Would re Kendra. 

[Yesh 913]

I thought you just copy and paste twitter links and it embedded, but I'm an idiot.

 

Anyways, Jake Langi tweeted about being careful sharing commitment info because people will ruin it, I found it interesting after the discussion this morning.

Edited June 27, 2023 by Yesh