Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

[Napoleon 8852]

30 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Can our big donors get off their fucking asses for like one second and just build an airport in Lafaeytte? What are we even doing here?

 

Apparently we just need JSX to start flying Lafayette to Austin on Saturday mornings and Austin to Lafayette on Sunday mornings.

Edited August 28, 2023 by Napoleon

[Foosters 18287]

5 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

 

 

Damn that was fast

[Napoleon 8852]

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Damn that was fast

We have wealthy alums. 

 

[Poe It Up 126]

Gerry on McKinley: 

Dominick McKinley plans to major in computer science

How does Texas stack up nationally against other finalists … Ohio State, Texas A&M, Oklahoma and LSU?

Texas - No. 8 
Ohio State - No. 24
Texas A&M - No. 41
LSU - No. 105 
Oklahoma - No. 120

Per 2023 rankings …

https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-science-schools/computer-science-rankings

[Dbeasy 15613]

6 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Gerry on McKinley: 

Dominick McKinley plans to major in computer science

How does Texas stack up nationally against other finalists … Ohio State, Texas A&M, Oklahoma and LSU?

Texas - No. 8 
Ohio State - No. 24
Texas A&M - No. 41
LSU - No. 105 
Oklahoma - No. 120

Per 2023 rankings …

https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-science-schools/computer-science-rankings

I’m still trying to think of one successful college football player ever that was a computer programmer, other than Knute Rockne.  

[ClubWhatever 12324]

I also "planned to major in computer science"

[cafe society 2903]

Damn, OU lagging behind The Red Stick Charter Middle School?  How's that NHS reach around working for you, Okies?

[texifornia 59055]

10 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Gerry on McKinley: 

Dominick McKinley plans to major in computer science

How does Texas stack up nationally against other finalists … Ohio State, Texas A&M, Oklahoma and LSU?

Texas - No. 8 
Ohio State - No. 24
Texas A&M - No. 41
LSU - No. 105 
Oklahoma - No. 120

Per 2023 rankings …

https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-science-schools/computer-science-rankings

OU Computer Science out here training the AV Support Technicians of tomorrow

[Ghost of Shag 2730]

We’d better not lose this kid to fucking aggy.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

55 minutes ago, tokamak said:

The difference between Lafayette - CS and Lafayette - Austin is only an hour.

More like a century. 

[Pato del Muerto 53581]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

OU Computer Science out here training the AV Support Technicians of tomorrow

Someone has to install cable modems at new residential accounts for charter and spectrum. 

[Vertigo 20502]

35 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Hah - is this actually Ketch? Jesus fuck….

Those socks are just screaming. 

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

If Gerry said that, he has to mean that "it helps A&M (at the expense of tOSU and OU, not relative to Texas)".
The difference between Lafayette - CS and Lafayette - Austin is only an hour.

I took it as a reason a&m has risen, the reality of Friday night hs football in Lafayette and Saturday college football has put a premium on miles from home.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

14 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I also "planned to major in computer science"

How’s your Fortran?

 

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

Gerry on McKinley: 
Dominick McKinley plans to major in computer science

How does Texas stack up nationally against other finalists … Ohio State, Texas A&M, Oklahoma and LSU?

Texas - No. 8 
Ohio State - No. 24
Texas A&M - No. 41
LSU - No. 105 
Oklahoma - No. 120

Per 2023 rankings …

https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-science-schools/computer-science-rankings

Uh oh, he can get in to a&m computer “science”, the UT program is ridiculously difficult to get into nowadays, or so I’ve been told.

[Horn117 650]

26 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m still trying to think of one successful college football player ever that was a computer programmer, other than Knute Rockne.  

Joe Montana

[cmontexas 3377]

Does John Urschel count?

[billfromlaketravis 11860]

Computer Science is the new Petroleum Engineering of hot majors. I’m glad UT has a good program, but I’m doubtful many football players graduate from it. 

[futureman 22717]

8 minutes ago, Horn117 said:

Joe Montana

you're thinking of joe mantegna.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13436]

32 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I also "planned to major in computer science"

Me too, and went that route for two years. One day I took a look around the room and noticed the students who were left. It hit me; there was no way I was spending the rest of my working life around those goons. I gathered my shit and left in the middle of class.

[futureman 22717]

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Me too, and went that route for two years. One day I took a look around the room and noticed the students who were left. It hit me; there was no way I was spending the rest of my working life around those goons. I gathered my shit and left in the middle of class.

you couldn't hack it.  it's hard.  don't be ashamed.

[MAUFRAIS 6745]

Joe Montana

He’ll be in his room, masturbating.

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

[Getafix 29461]

23 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

 

The most important part of that post is this flex ... 

 

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13436]

I just received a text from a family member, too. 

[str3tch 12]

59 minutes ago, futureman said:

you're thinking of joe mantegna.

[Redneck Mutha 8209]

Tank Dell

Eli Apple 

[Elmer_Fudd 23032]

[closetojumping 65528]

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

We’d better not lose this kid to fucking aggy.

Or what? Like, seriously, what in the fuck have you done to help? You’re not Burnt Ends and I doubt your TOF. So what value have you added that gives you this sense of entitlement? 

Every 5 star recruitment is a fucking knife fight and 5 star DLs also involve hand grenades and automatic weapons. If some idiot program shows up and blows everything out of the market, so be it. But yes, your ire is noted if the work being put it in is for naught because ATM wants to play 11 defensive linemen in their innovative 11-0-0 defensive front. 

[BurntOrange&White 42002]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Or what? Like, seriously, what in the fuck have you done to help? You’re not Burnt Ends and I doubt your TOF. So what value have you added that gives you this sense of entitlement? 

Every 5 star recruitment is a fucking knife fight and 5 star DLs also involve hand grenades and automatic weapons. If some idiot program shows up and blows everything out of the market, so be it. But yes, your ire is noted if the work being put it in is for naught because ATM wants to play 11 defensive linemen in their innovative 11-0-0 defensive front. 

[Rokotosh 62]

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Or what? Like, seriously, what in the fuck have you done to help? You’re not Burnt Ends and I doubt your TOF. So what value have you added that gives you this sense of entitlement? 

Every 5 star recruitment is a fucking knife fight and 5 star DLs also involve hand grenades and automatic weapons. If some idiot program shows up and blows everything out of the market, so be it. But yes, your ire is noted if the work being put it in is for naught because ATM wants to play 11 defensive linemen in their innovative 11-0-0 defensive front. 

Any info on 1) why A&M is so hell bent on throwing the money at DL over seemingly all other positions and 2) how in the hell they win some of those recruitments without their depth chart working against them?

[closetojumping 65528]

1 minute ago, Rokotosh said:

Any info on 1) why A&M is so hell bent on throwing the money at DL over seemingly all other positions and 2) how in the hell they win some of those recruitments without their depth chart working against them?

Let’s be clear: I expect McKinley to commit and sign with Texas. 

Now, to answer the question, all I can offer is the word from someone involved that has heard Fisher’s view. 

“National titles are won by the best defensive lines. Period. “

Apparently, if you sign all of the best DLs, no else can win the national title. Or some weird shit like that. 

That’s what happens when an empowered, simple idiot thinks he’s grasping math in ways that the rest of us cannot. 

BTW, Venables doesn’t have a worldview substantially different from the one above. I’m all for it. 

[Hornlover 8947]

4 hours ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

Gerry said that driving distance was becoming more important and that helped a&m. It sounds like it is between Texas and a&m, which sounds like NIL to me.

I assume they're calculating the driving distance of the schools from the new job we're getting McKinley's mom in Austin.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

20 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I assume they're calculating the driving distance of the schools from the new job we're getting McKinley's mom in Austin.

Is there an African swallow involved?

[texifornia 59055]

Brandon Baker to the burnt orange courtesy telephone

 

Edited August 29, 2023 by texifornia

[Pato del Muerto 53581]

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Brandon Baker to the burnt orange courtesy telephone

 

Hope shmoney licensed that shape or the UT lawyers will probably go after him

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Let’s be clear: I expect McKinley to commit and sign with Texas. 
 

Stopped reading right there.  By the way, you’re avatar would be great for the Texas team this year.

 

Edited August 29, 2023 by Cairn Horn88

[Hank Scorpio 17924]

Shmoney the jeweler appears to do stuff for a few UT players. I have a job and a family and a house and I now know about Shmoney the Jeweler. I hate this place. 

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

Shmoney the jeweler appears to do stuff for a few UT players. I have a job and a family and a house and I now know about Shmoney the Jeweler. I hate this place. 

I also have those things, even so far as a professional reputation, we should be friends!

[Hank Scorpio 17924]

Back on track, we’ve got 16 commits (hopefully 17 by Friday) with 4ish 5 stars we’re going after hard and a handful of other guys. Assuming we don’t get all the 5 stars, how big does this class end up? I have trouble getting to 25, but with no class limit and the portal do we take some fliers and load up? 

[Hank Scorpio 17924]

3 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

 we should be friends!

I’m a 16 year old Korean boy. 

[texifornia 59055]

https://247sports.com/player/nico-hamilton-46141737/

[Radical Larry 28826]

[thepop 4418]

Annyong?

[Hookem2147 22049]

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Back on track, we’ve got 16 commits (hopefully 17 by Friday) with 4ish 5 stars we’re going after hard and a handful of other guys. Assuming we don’t get all the 5 stars, how big does this class end up? I have trouble getting to 25, but with no class limit and the portal do we take some fliers and load up? 

We didn’t even know who Warren Roberson and Jelani McDonald were at this point last cycle. There will be new targets pop up. We shouldn’t have any problem taking 23-25.

[Laga4 1270]

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

https://247sports.com/player/nico-hamilton-46141737/

Something tells me Arkansas-Pine Bluff might be behind in this recruitment.  

Edited August 29, 2023 by Laga4

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1645]

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

Brandon Baker to the burnt orange courtesy telephone

 

Banks putting that pancake factory money to work.

[Elmer_Fudd 23032]

247 posters are in panic mode, apparently saying that clown OU mod Parker Thune is saying it's OU for McKinley and Texas is out of it.

[BurntOrange&White 42002]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

247 posters are in panic mode, apparently saying that clown OU mod Parker Thune is saying it's OU for McKinley and Texas is out of it.

Listen to everything you just typed. 247 posters and Parker Thune

[westexhorn 2167]