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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

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How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

I work in medicine and live in Hawaii therefore I’m in crocs or havaianas 95% of the time. I have a pair of crocs with flashlights on them for walking the dog at night. Life is sick.

Save some pussy for the rest of us, pal

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1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

What’s the word on Gibbs gonna remain solid?

 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Per Gerry he's heard from his IMG source that he expects Gibbs to sign with Texas and not to take another visit to Florida.

Gibbs? are y'all talking about Gibson? and if so, WTF, is the texags? 

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I can only assume that the Surly Watch Party in New Orleans is going to be populated by a bunch of fat middle aged guys in Crocs and horrible sandals of various types. Is this the gluttony support group? NAY! It is the gathering of Surly elites.

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I can only assume that the Surly Watch Party in New Orleans is going to be populated by a bunch of fat middle aged guys in Crocs and horrible sandals of various types. Is this the gluttony support group? NAY! It is the Surly Watch Party. 

and eating fucking green beans.  smgdh

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17 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I can only assume that the Surly Watch Party in New Orleans is going to be populated by a bunch of fat middle aged guys in Crocs and horrible sandals of various types. Is this the gluttony support group? NAY! It is the gathering of Surly elites.

argue drag race GIF by Shalita Grant

 

my sandals kick ass.

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6 hours ago, Vermin said:

Be happy if your kids are happy to wear crocs instead of expensive all-white sneakers. What could go wrong?

Or the even more expensive, already scuffed white sneakers..these motherfuckers go for $600:

shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcShMuvZ1FcJYaHY-RIVa

Several years ago, I made the mistake of asking a girl sitting next to me at LaGuardia if the filthy shoes she was carrying had gone through the baggage handling system. You’d think I’d called her a fat fucking whore…that’s when I learned all about Golden Goose.

Anyway, for the record, I wore a hoodie on our flight to and from the Caribbean this summer, and wore my crocs on the beach every day. So, I’m a total weirdo.

39 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I can only assume that the Surly Watch Party in New Orleans is going to be populated by a bunch of fat middle aged guys in Crocs and horrible sandals of various types. Is this the gluttony support group? NAY! It is the gathering of Surly elites.

I’ve been operating under the assumption that every Surly member was some version of Matt Shatt from SNL:
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1 minute ago, SamMan said:

Or the even more expensive, already scuffed white sneakers..these motherfuckers go for $600:

shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcShMuvZ1FcJYaHY-RIVa

Several years ago, I made the mistake of asking a girl sitting next to me at LaGuardia if the filthy shoes she was carrying had gone through the baggage handling system. You’d think I’d called her a fat fucking whore…that’s when I learned all about Golden Goose.

Anyway, for the record, I wore a hoodie on our flight to and from the Caribbean this summer, and wore my crocs on the beach every day. So, I’m a total weirdo.

I’ve been operating under the assumption that every Surly member was some version of Matt Shatt from SNL:
E5Q8aAoXIAACnGl.jpg

I wished those muthafuckas were 600

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7 minutes ago, SamMan said:

Or the even more expensive, already scuffed white sneakers..these motherfuckers go for $600:

shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcShMuvZ1FcJYaHY-RIVa

Several years ago, I made the mistake of asking a girl sitting next to me at LaGuardia if the filthy shoes she was carrying had gone through the baggage handling system. You’d think I’d called her a fat fucking whore…that’s when I learned all about Golden Goose.

Anyway, for the record, I wore a hoodie on our flight to and from the Caribbean this summer, and wore my crocs on the beach every day. So, I’m a total weirdo.

I’ve been operating under the assumption that every Surly member was some version of Matt Shatt from SNL:
E5Q8aAoXIAACnGl.jpg

I went to the Golden Goose store in Charleston last month - an entire store full of scuffed tacky 90s kids shoes retailing for the price of a new iPhone. Absurd.

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Or the even more expensive, already scuffed white sneakers..these motherfuckers go for $600:

shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcShMuvZ1FcJYaHY-RIVa

Several years ago, I made the mistake of asking a girl sitting next to me at LaGuardia if the filthy shoes she was carrying had gone through the baggage handling system. You’d think I’d called her a fat fucking whore…that’s when I learned all about Golden Goose.

Anyway, for the record, I wore a hoodie on our flight to and from the Caribbean this summer, and wore my crocs on the beach every day. So, I’m a total weirdo.

I’ve been operating under the assumption that every Surly member was some version of Matt Shatt from SNL:
E5Q8aAoXIAACnGl.jpg

Reject modernity 


embrace tradition

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2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I can only assume that the Surly Watch Party in New Orleans is going to be populated by a bunch of fat middle aged guys in Crocs and horrible sandals of various types. Is this the gluttony support group? NAY! It is the gathering of Surly elites.

Don't forget everyone's supermodel wife or gf.

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4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I can only assume that the Surly Watch Party in New Orleans is going to be populated by a bunch of fat middle aged guys in Crocs and horrible sandals of various types. Is this the gluttony support group? NAY! It is the gathering of Surly elites.

If I look around and see a bunch of people my age, I know I screwed up.

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