Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

[SydneyCarton 47479]

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yeah but they got Tommy Moffitt. Sorry, I couldn't resist. 

Careful. Pete gets really, really emotional about the hills upon which he chooses to die. 

[Tex Pete 20084]

17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Careful. Pete gets really, really emotional about the hills upon which he chooses to die. 

I said I have done all the defending I will do. You can fuck yourself, though.

[Ricky Butler 2643]

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I said I have done all the defending I will do.

Glad you're done defending that past his prime dinosaur with no gas left in the tank boomer that should be on a golf course in Florida.

[Bevo 13439]

2 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

 

4 hours ago, bwub60 said:

Seems like no one knows shit about Smith.

Staff has invited me, my uncle and my nephew in this weekend.
 

I know.

 

Marvelous, let's have a spot of tea and crumpets on Saturday.

[Napoleon 8580]

3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

I am HIM.
 

 

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

Solomon showing off his family’s Elf On A Shelf.

Kind of endearing when big time athletes still like to have fun moving their elves around.

[Rickylovesweed 14087]

 

[crash_davis 23052]

insert [Stunt on Saban's face, Sark!] picture

[FloridaHorn 4726]

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

"and 50% wide open."

[GTJ1982 378]

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

Not 1,000,000% committed.  Do not trust. 

[satyanash 14136]

 

[Plorant 798]

4 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

"and 50% wide open."

[SuperSport 1328]

22 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

That's a championship caliber coke nail right there.

[Leanderman 2232]

"and 50% wide open."

Unlike South Austins Mom who is 100 percent open.

[BachelorTrek 2901]

5 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"and 50% wide open."

Unlike South Austins Mom who is 100 percent open.

 

So open there's an echo!  Lulz.

[Leanderman 2232]

"So open there's an echo!  Lulz."

We just call that "The Tunnel of Love". Now can someone help me find my car keys in there?

 

[Park Gothic 4895]

Kobe Black is in the boat!

[mrhorn 1376]

[Getafix 28364]

 

Kobe Black to Texas!!

 

 

 

 

Edited December 13, 2023 by Getafix

[Lonestar88 4584]

Kobe is in. Finally.

 

Edited December 13, 2023 by Lonestar88

[mrhorn 1376]

Committed before the season.

[Gil Bang 25661]

1 hour ago, Ricky Butler said:

Glad you're done defending that past his prime dinosaur with no gas left in the tank boomer that should be on a golf course in Florida.

Or fucking a couple of hags in their 70's in the Villages.

[realgreggym 830]

4 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Why do posters keep showing this picture of me on my computer? All that I am trying to do is figure out how to get on Surly.

[BornAndRaised 12201]

 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4631]

10 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Kobe is in. Finally.

 

Damn, even in our commitment edits Sydney and his cohort can't be bothered to sit in their seats in the south endzone. 

[Hornlover 8824]

10 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Kobe is in. Finally.

 

I like the use of "F*** them brakes" on the announcement.

Perhaps even @texifornia might like this HayesFawcett3 edit.

[OnAComputer 1405]

2 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I like the use of "F*** them brakes" on the announcement.

Perhaps even @texifornia might like this HayesFawcett3 edit.

Hayes Fawcett edits are always trash. I have yet to see a good one.

[BurntOrange&White 38885]

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

Sark standing on business with Saban 

[Hookem2147 20836]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

I still think Owens is pretty underrated even with people taking notice of the strong year he had. I like him way more coming out of HS than I liked Maalik Murphy who was ranked like 300 spots above Owens.

Obviously timing and who comes in behind him will play a role, but I'm pretty confident he will start meaningful games here.

Edited December 13, 2023 by Hookem2147

[Radical Larry 28460]

I like the use of "F*** them brakes" on the announcement.
Perhaps even [mention=384]texifornia[/mention] might like this HayesFawcett3 edit.

I’ve never seen texifornia and Fawcett in the same place at the same time. Just saying.

[Rickylovesweed 14087]

Oh boy

 

[Lonestar88 4584]

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Oh boy

 

Lmao, their top 3 remaining commits are not signing next week.

[texifornia 56020]

 

[Rickylovesweed 14087]

4 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Lmao, their top 3 remaining commits are not signing next week.

All on the defensive side of the ball. 

We need their DC hire to be meh and those 3 will flip somewhere. 

[texifornia 56020]

 

[Getafix 28364]

 

@XEF_19 is Filsaime.

 

 

 

Edited December 13, 2023 by Getafix

[Wishbone 4723]

20 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Lmao, their top 3 remaining commits are not signing next week.

They have nothing to lose. This way they can wait and hope to be picked up by a NY6 Bowl winner they like. Aggy would take them back if it didn’t work out.

[Chili dog 1787]

2 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

Glad you're done defending that past his prime dinosaur with no gas left in the tank boomer that should be on a golf course in Florida.

I missed the conversation, but I want to go on the record as being pro-Moffitt but anti-aggie. I think he was a good hire and I hate that they got him. Sorry I missed the initial discussion. That’s all I got. 
 

Oh, and you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about. 

Edited December 13, 2023 by Chili dog
Clarification that Mr. Butler is demonstrably ignorant.

[Getafix 28364]

 

You know, this is really nice, and captures the sentiment.

 

 

 

[RockyMountainHighHorn 886]

92.00 really wouldn’t have sufficed? 

[Getafix 28364]

 

 

 

[Hank Kingsley 20132]

[crash_davis 23052]

There's no way to spin the absolutely shitshow that is aggy. Usually new coaches get a recruiting bump. Elko and his staff are having to poach Old fucking Dominion for players. Holy fuck what a miserable situation they dug for themselves.

[Ricky Butler 2643]

1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

I missed the conversation, but I want to go on the record as being pro-Moffitt but anti-aggie. I think he was a good hire and I hate that they got him. Sorry I missed the initial discussion. That’s all I got. 
 

Oh, and you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about. 

That’s the same thing Moffitt said to me this morning when I dropped off his Meals on Wheels. 

[Rickylovesweed 14087]

Cross posting from aggy thread. Is he completely sold on playing DB?

 

[Gil Bang 25661]

9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

There's no way to spin the absolutely shitshow that is aggy. Usually new coaches get a recruiting bump. Elko and his staff are having to poach Old fucking Dominion for players. Holy fuck what a miserable situation they dug for themselves.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of assholes

[Getafix 28364]

 

Another "we're not done" post ... looks like many of our commits Fil-the-saime ... 

 

 

 

[Chili dog 1787]

11 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

That’s the same thing Moffitt said to me this morning when I dropped off his Meals on Wheels. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22022]

17 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Cross posting from aggy thread. Is he completely sold on playing DB?

 

Switched to LSU gloves once game started.

[PNWhornsfan 391]

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

All on the defensive side of the ball. 

We need their DC hire to be meh and those 3 will flip somewhere. 

Watch it end up being Gillespie who TCU just fired... The ChinPubes spin on that one would be epic.

[crash_davis 23052]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Switched to LSU gloves once game started.

Lulz. Probably trying to generate a narrative of aggy recruiting win over Texas and LSU. Desperate for attention.