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Background music on YouTube videos when people are talking.  Enough with this shit, we can't fucking hear you.  Did you listen to the video before you uploaded?  That seemed OK to you?

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When our toaster broke, my wife wanted a toaster oven, claimed it was some sort of magical device and she could use it for "all sorts of things". I went along with it. Turns out it makes shitty toast and she doesn't do anything with it at all.

Fuck toaster ovens.

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Getting a pina colada after waiting in a long drive thru line at some place the hipsters call "The Hut"

And hipsters annoy the fuck out of me btw

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People who say "natty"* when referring to a national championship.








*The use of the word natty when referring to the beer is not only acceptable but highly recommended.

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Drove over the 3 Greenway Plaza for lunch at Ferges today.  Went underground to park my rig.  I expected pay parking.  No big deal.  Of course , when you come around to put your little paper card into the reader it wont take cash or coins.  It only takes credderick cards.  I have a credderick card but WTF?  $2.00 charge on a credit card.  That's stupid wife stuff.

And, of course, the receipt didn't print out.  So, I hit the little "call" button to explain to the voice on the other end and gauge their concern.  Their reply?  "Oh, sorry."

Typical.

 

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On 3/25/2018 at 3:18 PM, workswithseed said:

When girls post selfies with inspirational quotes or song lyrics

I was trying to lift your spirits, frand

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4 minutes ago, Cleo McDowell said:

And people who get off an elevator, or go through a revolving door, and don't immediately get the fuck out of the way. More people are coming!!!

The best is when they just stop after stepping off the escalator. 

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