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15 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Don't read any more posts in this thread.  Problem solved, you don't have to see umpteenth time posts, and we don't have to listen to you bitch and whine.  

So any way, this one time a box intersection...

Perhaps you forgot the title of this thread.

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The flashing yellow left turn arrow really throws some for a loop here in Dallas. It just means use caution and respect the right of way because your turn isn't protected. 

Love these things. Sucks you get the occasional moron who'll treat it like it's a warning red coming up light.

 

They started putting them up around town here the last few years and they really clear up what would be normal lines if it was just a solid red arrow

 

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3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

People who insist on backing into their parking spots, and then absolutely suck at it. I blame rear view cameras for this latest scourge of stupidity. 

people who back into parking spots at the top of the parking garage ramp and then leave their fucking lights on shining down into the eyes of anyone trying to drive up the ramp. 

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People who insist on backing into their parking spots, and then absolutely suck at it. I blame rear view cameras for this latest scourge of stupidity. 

I will always like a post like this, because I hate back in parkers SO much. Just last week, our entire garage entrance is backed up because someone, with a space right past the entrance ramp, is making a 300 point backwards entry, taking 10 minutes. How is this a time-saving maneuver when you lose 10x more time backing in than you would lose by backing out?
In most cases, back-in parking is a net negative, AND it totally fucks everyone else trying to get through the parking garage/lot.
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On 2/1/2019 at 12:43 PM, PilotsError said:

People who make smiley faces like this ( : instead of like this : ).  

But what if they are writing in Hebrew?

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1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Idiots who see a cop's lights on the right shoulder and both pull into the left lane and slow down to 20 mph below the posted speed limit.

Well legally now you're supposed to change lanes if you can, but the slowing down shit pisses me off to no end.

 

Hey dipshit, THEY ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE PULLED OVER. They aren't gonna see you fly by going 4 over out of the corner of their eye and sprint back to their car to go get you. 

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Exactly.  I hate the morons who do both.  They can stay in the right lane and slow down, or move over and maintain the posted speed limit.  But some dipshit always has to do both.  I hope that they, or their significant other, get ED.

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On 2/1/2019 at 3:21 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Love these things. Sucks you get the occasional moron who'll treat it like it's a warning red coming up light.

 

They started putting them up around town here the last few years and they really clear up what would be normal lines if it was just a solid red arrow

 

Had some coworkers come from Chicago a few years ago and those things really fucked them up. Never knew what to do

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On 2/2/2019 at 11:06 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

Exactly.  I hate the morons who do both.  They can stay in the right lane and slow down, or move over and maintain the posted speed limit.  But some dipshit always has to do both.  I hope that they, or their significant other, get ED.

Pretty sure the law says you have to slow down even if you move over.

Cannot remember if it is 20 MPH below the posted speed limit or not.

 

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Pretty sure the law says you have to slow down even if you move over.
Cannot remember if it is 20 MPH below the posted speed limit or not.
 
I think the law only applies if you are in the lane right next to the shoulder. If you are 2 or more lanes over, you can keep whatever speed you are doing.
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3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
13 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:
Pretty sure the law says you have to slow down even if you move over.
Cannot remember if it is 20 MPH below the posted speed limit or not.
 

I think the law only applies if you are in the lane right next to the shoulder. If you are 2 or more lanes over, you can keep whatever speed you are doing.

I am pretty sure that is correct.

I also know that they have set up stings for people that do not slow down when they are supposed to.

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Got a ticket a few years ago speeding past a cop who had already pulled someone over.  I was in the left lane, just got in it when I gunned the engine to keep ahead of the car behind me, cop clocked me at 80 in a 65.  

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18 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

 

I also know that they have set up stings for people that do not slow down when they are supposed to.

Yeah, it's a pretty appealing prospect - revenue collection and Respect My Authoritah and We're Heroes Just Trying to Go Home all in one. 

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11 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

No matter how well I prepare the pan or griddle, the first pancake/pancakes never come off right.  Underdone, overdone, always fucked up.  Every pancake after that is fine.  WTF?

I'm pretty sure that's a universal rule in pancake making. 

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School district weather announcements in the form of an email with no information other than a link to a voice message. Motherfucker either send the voice message to my phone or send me text based info in a text message or email. Don't make me take 3 steps to get the info.

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On 2/3/2019 at 10:19 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

No matter how well I prepare the pan or griddle, the first pancake/pancakes never come off right.  Underdone, overdone, always fucked up.  Every pancake after that is fine.  WTF?

That one's for the chickens. If you don't have chickens, maybe you've got a lucky dog.

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20 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Sweet relish. And if you like sweet relish, YOUR FUCKING FACE

Oh no, but fuck you sir !  Sweet relish is a key ingredient in multiple goodies from deviled eggs to tuna to the perfect hamburger (depending on my mood).

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3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oh no, but fuck you sir !  Sweet relish is a key ingredient in multiple goodies from deviled eggs to tuna to the perfect hamburger (depending on my mood).

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Maybe in whatever mid-atlantic pantywaist state you call home, but that dog won't hunt here. 

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Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oh no, but fuck you sir !  Sweet relish is a key ingredient in multiple goodies from deviled eggs to tuna to the perfect hamburger (depending on my mood).

dude deviled eggs are eggs, vinegar, mustard, paprika

hamburgers are cow meat, salt, pepper

sweet relish is none of the above

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On 2/3/2019 at 8:13 PM, CooterBrown said:

Worse than back in parkers are fuck heads who pull through to park in angled spots. Then their dumb ass pulls out against the flow of traffic.

 

Actually, the WORST are the total morons who back into angled spaces.

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4 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

dude deviled eggs are eggs, vinegar, mustard, paprika

hamburgers are cow meat, salt, pepper

sweet relish is none of the above

Well thank you Mr. Neanderthal man..  You probably have a selection of cheese in a can offerings  in your fridge as well for your Ritz crackers.

 

And for the record add some mother fucking horseradish to both the deviled eggs and your burger....

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15 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oh no, but fuck you sir !  Sweet relish is a key ingredient in multiple goodies from deviled eggs to tuna to the perfect hamburger (depending on my mood).

i always suspected you were the worst poster on here but now you've confirmed it.

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Just now, elfenix said:

i always suspected you were the worst poster on here but now you've confirmed it.

Meh, you troglodytes have no taste....   I'll fix you a burger, and you'll think you'd died and gone to burger heaven....

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6 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Meh, you troglodytes have no taste....   I'll fix you a burger, and you'll think you'd died and gone to burger heaven....

you'll fix me a burger and I'll wake up in an ice bath missing a kidney 

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