Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Your mom was a beating on my meat last night.

Ya know, I think we've read this kind of thread for like the umpteenth time now.....haven't we hmmmmmm ?

[WhatTheBuck 28,696]

7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Your mom was a beating on my meat last night.

500 times?

[Fudge Nuggets 19,111]

15 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Don't read any more posts in this thread.  Problem solved, you don't have to see umpteenth time posts, and we don't have to listen to you bitch and whine.  

So any way, this one time a box intersection...

Perhaps you forgot the title of this thread.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Perhaps you forgot the title of this thread.

Yeah, I forget shit all the time . So now we're gonna get Surly about the things that make us Surly ....

[MissingInAction 24,735]

7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

500 times?

That's what she kept screaming.... for the umpteenth time!

[Vic Mackey 46,849]

People who make smiley faces like this ( : instead of like this : ).  

This has always bothered me. Backwards ass mofos.

[VolenteHawk 495]

People that use the word "umpteenth" that aren't making fun of the guy that used it first.

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,791]

The flashing yellow left turn arrow really throws some for a loop here in Dallas. It just means use caution and respect the right of way because your turn isn't protected. 

Love these things. Sucks you get the occasional moron who'll treat it like it's a warning red coming up light.

 

They started putting them up around town here the last few years and they really clear up what would be normal lines if it was just a solid red arrow

 

[elfenix 34,161]

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

People who insist on backing into their parking spots, and then absolutely suck at it. I blame rear view cameras for this latest scourge of stupidity. 

people who back into parking spots at the top of the parking garage ramp and then leave their fucking lights on shining down into the eyes of anyone trying to drive up the ramp. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,721]

I never got used to these. I always reverse the old fashioned way.

Same. Wife can’t understand why I move her back from blocking the side mirrors while I’m backing in.

[Brisketexan 104,218]

People who insist on backing into their parking spots, and then absolutely suck at it. I blame rear view cameras for this latest scourge of stupidity. 

I will always like a post like this, because I hate back in parkers SO much. Just last week, our entire garage entrance is backed up because someone, with a space right past the entrance ramp, is making a 300 point backwards entry, taking 10 minutes. How is this a time-saving maneuver when you lose 10x more time backing in than you would lose by backing out?
In most cases, back-in parking is a net negative, AND it totally fucks everyone else trying to get through the parking garage/lot.

[SilasCoade 2,620]

@Upgrayedd constantly referring to his wife as "the Avatar". We get it, she has decent tits in a 4 year old picture. Nobody cares.

[ABSR 5,286]

On 2/1/2019 at 12:43 PM, PilotsError said:

People who make smiley faces like this ( : instead of like this : ).  

But what if they are writing in Hebrew?

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

On 1/31/2019 at 5:59 PM, DougO said:

Printer always figures out a way to totally waste a page or two.

When the printer prints a page saying it’s low on ink.  That’s why I threw mine off a roof.

[Scheiss Meister 8,387]

Idiots who see a cop's lights on the right shoulder and both pull into the left lane and slow down to 20 mph below the posted speed limit.

[WhatTheBuck 28,696]

7 hours ago, ABSR said:

But what if they are writing in Hebrew?

<}-:)

[NorthLoop 14,051]

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Idiots who see a cop's lights on the right shoulder and both pull into the left lane and slow down to 20 mph below the posted speed limit.

Well legally now you're supposed to change lanes if you can, but the slowing down shit pisses me off to no end.

 

Hey dipshit, THEY ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE PULLED OVER. They aren't gonna see you fly by going 4 over out of the corner of their eye and sprint back to their car to go get you. 

[Scheiss Meister 8,387]

Exactly.  I hate the morons who do both.  They can stay in the right lane and slow down, or move over and maintain the posted speed limit.  But some dipshit always has to do both.  I hope that they, or their significant other, get ED.

[Archer 474]

11 new NSAA thread replies and nothing added. I’m looking at you @mulletpelini

[mulletpelini 5,209]

It's SBS, I'm drunk, get off me

[Brothahorn 10,081]

nose rings are disgusting and i feel compelled to yank them off the hippies that wear them

I don’t trust people over 25 with nose rings.

[CooterBrown 17,847]

Worse than back in parkers are fuck heads who pull through to park in angled spots. Then their dumb ass pulls out against the flow of traffic.

 

[Scheiss Meister 8,387]

No matter how well I prepare the pan or griddle, the first pancake/pancakes never come off right.  Underdone, overdone, always fucked up.  Every pancake after that is fine.  WTF?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,780]

Same for me.  I just go ahead and plan on tossing the first one.

[luke duke 6,364]

Is it that hard to dice some real potatoes? This is a restaurant that makes their own tortillas.

 

[Zepol87 9,151]

 

On 2/1/2019 at 3:21 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Love these things. Sucks you get the occasional moron who'll treat it like it's a warning red coming up light.

 

They started putting them up around town here the last few years and they really clear up what would be normal lines if it was just a solid red arrow

 

Had some coworkers come from Chicago a few years ago and those things really fucked them up. Never knew what to do

[Steamboat1874 4,028]

On 2/2/2019 at 11:06 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

Exactly.  I hate the morons who do both.  They can stay in the right lane and slow down, or move over and maintain the posted speed limit.  But some dipshit always has to do both.  I hope that they, or their significant other, get ED.

Pretty sure the law says you have to slow down even if you move over.

Cannot remember if it is 20 MPH below the posted speed limit or not.

 

[Vic Mackey 46,849]

Pretty sure the law says you have to slow down even if you move over.
Cannot remember if it is 20 MPH below the posted speed limit or not.
 

I think the law only applies if you are in the lane right next to the shoulder. If you are 2 or more lanes over, you can keep whatever speed you are doing.

[Steamboat1874 4,028]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

13 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Pretty sure the law says you have to slow down even if you move over.
Cannot remember if it is 20 MPH below the posted speed limit or not.
 

I think the law only applies if you are in the lane right next to the shoulder. If you are 2 or more lanes over, you can keep whatever speed you are doing.

I am pretty sure that is correct.

I also know that they have set up stings for people that do not slow down when they are supposed to.

[Underdog 28,382]

Got a ticket a few years ago speeding past a cop who had already pulled someone over.  I was in the left lane, just got in it when I gunned the engine to keep ahead of the car behind me, cop clocked me at 80 in a 65.  

[Prepuce of Doom 20,954]

18 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

 

I also know that they have set up stings for people that do not slow down when they are supposed to.

Yeah, it's a pretty appealing prospect - revenue collection and Respect My Authoritah and We're Heroes Just Trying to Go Home all in one. 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Jeebus, it ain't hard, get one lane over, and stomp on the gas. It's basically a get out of jail card.

Edited February 4, 2019 by Onboard 2.0

[WhatTheBuck 28,696]

11 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

No matter how well I prepare the pan or griddle, the first pancake/pancakes never come off right.  Underdone, overdone, always fucked up.  Every pancake after that is fine.  WTF?

I'm pretty sure that's a universal rule in pancake making. 

[SilasCoade 2,620]

School district weather announcements in the form of an email with no information other than a link to a voice message. Motherfucker either send the voice message to my phone or send me text based info in a text message or email. Don't make me take 3 steps to get the info.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

Sweet relish. And if you like sweet relish, YOUR FUCKING FACE

[MissingInAction 24,735]

I put sweet relish on everything because I just want to watch the world burn.

[Underdog 28,382]

Sweet relish in tuna salad is delish. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,638]

On 2/3/2019 at 10:19 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

No matter how well I prepare the pan or griddle, the first pancake/pancakes never come off right.  Underdone, overdone, always fucked up.  Every pancake after that is fine.  WTF?

That one's for the chickens. If you don't have chickens, maybe you've got a lucky dog.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

20 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Sweet relish. And if you like sweet relish, YOUR FUCKING FACE

Oh no, but fuck you sir !  Sweet relish is a key ingredient in multiple goodies from deviled eggs to tuna to the perfect hamburger (depending on my mood).

[Player 4,575]

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oh no, but fuck you sir !  Sweet relish is a key ingredient in multiple goodies from deviled eggs to tuna to the perfect hamburger (depending on my mood).

Maybe in whatever mid-atlantic pantywaist state you call home, but that dog won't hunt here. 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

10 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oh no, but fuck you sir !  Sweet relish is a key ingredient in multiple goodies from deviled eggs to tuna to the perfect hamburger (depending on my mood).

dude deviled eggs are eggs, vinegar, mustard, paprika

hamburgers are cow meat, salt, pepper

sweet relish is none of the above

Edited February 5, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[shakahorn 1,623]

On 2/3/2019 at 8:13 PM, CooterBrown said:

Worse than back in parkers are fuck heads who pull through to park in angled spots. Then their dumb ass pulls out against the flow of traffic.

 

Actually, the WORST are the total morons who back into angled spaces.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

4 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

dude deviled eggs are eggs, vinegar, mustard, paprika

hamburgers are cow meat, salt, pepper

sweet relish is none of the above

Well thank you Mr. Neanderthal man..  You probably have a selection of cheese in a can offerings  in your fridge as well for your Ritz crackers.

 

And for the record add some mother fucking horseradish to both the deviled eggs and your burger....

Edited February 5, 2019 by Onboard 2.0

[elfenix 34,161]

15 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oh no, but fuck you sir !  Sweet relish is a key ingredient in multiple goodies from deviled eggs to tuna to the perfect hamburger (depending on my mood).

i always suspected you were the worst poster on here but now you've confirmed it.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Just now, elfenix said:

i always suspected you were the worst poster on here but now you've confirmed it.

Meh, you troglodytes have no taste....   I'll fix you a burger, and you'll think you'd died and gone to burger heaven....

[elfenix 34,161]

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Meh, you troglodytes have no taste....   I'll fix you a burger, and you'll think you'd died and gone to burger heaven....

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

You probably freak when you see the snails on your plate of es-car-gots.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

6 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Meh, you troglodytes have no taste....   I'll fix you a burger, and you'll think you'd died and gone to burger heaven....

you'll fix me a burger and I'll wake up in an ice bath missing a kidney 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Just now, SwanderedTalent said:

you'll fix me a burger and I'll wake up in an ice bath missing a kidney 

We quibble over semantics.....

[Walden Ponderer 12,638]

I'm just over here thinking that this solves the mystery of why my hamburgers always taste like kidney.