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    Scheiss Meister

    The day I retired I set an auto reply that said something like "As of EOB today I will be retired.  If you expect me to reply to an email after 10:00 am today, you will be disappointed."  At the 3:00

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    Ghost of NMAS

    I hate the people that ignore it when they have the right of way and try to wave me through first, it just fucks up the system and delays everyone

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40 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

You probably freak when you see the snails on your plate of es-car-gots.

Bring me those melted cheese sandwiches you talked me out of!

10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Sweet relish is a key ingredient of egg salad and tuna salad.  It's also great on hot dogs.

A good plate of deviled eggs includes five or six different recipes, one of which includes sweet relish.

Dill relish is the only answer for hot dogs, deviled eggs, tuna salad and tartar sauce.

Sweet relish......not so much.

Next you will tell us you prefer Miracle Whip over Mayo.

18 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

A good plate of deviled eggs includes five or six different recipes, one of which includes sweet relish.

The wife is a deviled egg afficianado. She has about 20 different deviled egg plates, and 50 or 60 recipes.

A good plate of hamburgers includes five or six different recipes, none of which includes sweet relish.

6 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

A good plate of hamburgers includes five or six different recipes, none of which includes sweet relish.

Oh I pity your empty, and hollow life.

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1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

You probably freak when you see the snails on your plate of es-car-gots.

you admit to loving sweet relish. you can't claim fine dining.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

you admit to loving sweet relish. you can't claim fine dining.

Come at me brah......

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no thanks, i might get sweet relish on me.

11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

no thanks, i might get sweet relish on me.

When called for for sure !!  The benefit is you might gain some taste.....

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You cretins probably don't like sweet pickles either

good use of the word.....

 

A sweet gerkin or a bread and butter pickle for the win.

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you people probably love sweet tea too

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

you people probably love sweet tea too

Half and half at most.  Most often sweet tea is way too sweet.

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I put a sweet pickle in your mom last night. 

a mini gerkin no doubt.....

21 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Sweet tea is the Devil's piss, but bread and butter pickles are ambrosia.

My ex used to make homemade bread and butter pickles.  They are one of the few things I miss about her.

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

you people probably love sweet tea too

<---- raises hand. 

6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You cretins probably don't like sweet pickles either

Smart moms know how kids' minds grow. 

~~~~~

Radical Larry peanuts. 

Said it in the BBQ thread. Bread and butter pickles are an abomination. A disgrace. Fucking horrible.

The rubber guards over many credit card keypads that make it difficult to see or punch the correct keys without error.

I put a sweet pickle in your mom last night. 

Bravo
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10 hours ago, DougO said:

The rubber guards over many credit card keypads that make it difficult to see or punch the correct keys without error.

This. And if you get it wrong, you've basically just shut down the entire store for 5 minutes as the cashier bumbles thru the change.

Reply all. Everyone in my company received a phishing email disguised as an enquiry over an invoice yesterday. It started a chain reaction of retards asking why they received the email, followed by other retards advising on how to handle phishing emails (delete them), followed by more retards asking to be removed from the email chain. At last count over 70 emails about that very important matter.

20 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Dill relish is the only answer for hot dogs, deviled eggs, tuna salad and tartar sauce.

Sweet relish......not so much.

Next you will tell us you prefer Miracle Whip over Mayo.

Mayonnaise is the curse of white people everywhere.......

No matter how well I prepare the pan or griddle, the first pancake/pancakes never come off right.  Underdone, overdone, always fucked up.  Every pancake after that is fine.  WTF?

Same here. Waiting to start cooking makes no difference. Usually they’re underdone.

Team Ketchup not catsup

Dill and sour pickles rule

All relish sucks as do sweet pickles

Team Miracle whip

both sweet and unsweetened iced tea sucks, team hot green tea

team dilled jalapenos, fresh non dilled japs suck ass

i don't mind the little dogs i do mind the people who take the little dogs everywhere, those people should be neutered

A good plate of hamburgers includes five or six different recipes, none of which includes sweet relish.



She’s going to make a fine grandmother some day.
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1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

Team Ketchup not catsup

Dill and sour pickles rule

All relish sucks as do sweet pickles

Team Miracle whip

both sweet and unsweetened iced tea sucks, team hot green tea

team dilled jalapenos, fresh non dilled japs suck ass

i don't mind the little dogs i do mind the people who take the little dogs everywhere, those people should be neutered

dilled jalapeno?

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

"Ask" as a noun is fucking bullshit. 

Has it become some business buzzword?

most sweet tea is disgusting, unsweet tea is pointless


FIFY
10 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 


FIFY

 

Half and half is the answer.  a little sugar makes it mo' better.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

sweet tea is disgusting, unsweet tea is refreshing and glorious

I'm partially here.  Sweet tastes good, but I just kinda don't like sugared beverages at all due to gut rot.

Unsweet teas is absolutely refreshing and glorious.

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3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Team Ketchup not catsup

Dill and sour pickles rule

All relish sucks as do sweet pickles

Team Miracle whip

both sweet and unsweetened iced tea sucks, team hot green tea

team dilled jalapenos, fresh non dilled japs suck ass

i don't mind the little dogs i do mind the people who take the little dogs everywhere, those people should be neutered

Excessive "teaming." 

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I'm partially here.  Sweet tastes good, but I just kinda don't like sugared beverages at all due to gut rot.

Unsweet teas is absolutely refreshing and glorious.

With or without lemon ?  Tread carefully here lest ye be judged...

1 hour ago, PilotsError said:

My boss says all the time 'we're gonna get an ask.'

I don't even know what this means.

1 hour ago, PilotsError said:

My boss says all the time 'we're gonna get an ask.'

I'd say you are free to punch him in the nuts, but he probably doesn't have any.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

With or without lemon ?  Tread carefully here lest ye be judged...

With lemon is better, but not necessary.

Has to be actual lemon though.  A diet sweet tea with artificial flavoring is pure trash.

9 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I don't even know what this means.

Lame ass corporate speak for, we're gonna get questions.

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1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I don't even know what this means.

Means two things to him:  someone is going to ask us to do something, or we're going to ask someone to do something.

Yeah.

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

Reply all. Everyone in my company received a phishing email disguised as an enquiry over an invoice yesterday. It started a chain reaction of retards asking why they received the email, followed by other retards advising on how to handle phishing emails (delete them), followed by more retards asking to be removed from the email chain. At last count over 70 emails about that very important matter.

that was a thing in 1997 and it's still a thing today, abandon hope all ye who enter

19 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Means two things to him:  someone is going to ask us to do something, or we're going to ask someone to do something.

Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

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22 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Jesus Christ.

Uhh, sir, corporate HR would like a word with you 1. for uttering that christian (I mean Jewish) mans name (offending our aetheists, Muslins and Buddhists) and 2. for using that saviors name in vain...  They're gonna have an ask session with you

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