Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

Sweet relish is a key ingredient of egg salad and tuna salad.  It's also great on hot dogs.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

40 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

You probably freak when you see the snails on your plate of es-car-gots.

Bring me those melted cheese sandwiches you talked me out of!

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Sweet relish is a key ingredient of egg salad and tuna salad.  It's also great on hot dogs.

A good plate of deviled eggs includes five or six different recipes, one of which includes sweet relish.

[Steamboat1874 4085]

Dill relish is the only answer for hot dogs, deviled eggs, tuna salad and tartar sauce.

Sweet relish......not so much.

Next you will tell us you prefer Miracle Whip over Mayo.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

18 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

A good plate of deviled eggs includes five or six different recipes, one of which includes sweet relish.

The wife is a deviled egg afficianado. She has about 20 different deviled egg plates, and 50 or 60 recipes.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

A good plate of hamburgers includes five or six different recipes, none of which includes sweet relish.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

6 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

A good plate of hamburgers includes five or six different recipes, none of which includes sweet relish.

Oh I pity your empty, and hollow life.

[elfenix 34332]

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

You probably freak when you see the snails on your plate of es-car-gots.

you admit to loving sweet relish. you can't claim fine dining.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

you admit to loving sweet relish. you can't claim fine dining.

Come at me brah......

[elfenix 34332]

no thanks, i might get sweet relish on me.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

no thanks, i might get sweet relish on me.

When called for for sure !!  The benefit is you might gain some taste.....

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

You cretins probably don't like sweet pickles either

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You cretins probably don't like sweet pickles either

good use of the word.....

 

A sweet gerkin or a bread and butter pickle for the win.

[elfenix 34332]

you people probably love sweet tea too

[MissingInAction 25187]

I put a sweet pickle in your mom last night. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

you people probably love sweet tea too

Half and half at most.  Most often sweet tea is way too sweet.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Sweet tea is the Devil's piss, but bread and butter pickles are ambrosia.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I put a sweet pickle in your mom last night. 

a mini gerkin no doubt.....

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

21 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Sweet tea is the Devil's piss, but bread and butter pickles are ambrosia.

My ex used to make homemade bread and butter pickles.  They are one of the few things I miss about her.

[Underdog 28773]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

you people probably love sweet tea too

<---- raises hand. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21103]

6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You cretins probably don't like sweet pickles either

Smart moms know how kids' minds grow. 

~~~~~

Radical Larry peanuts. 

[Okie State 3848]

Said it in the BBQ thread. Bread and butter pickles are an abomination. A disgrace. Fucking horrible.

[DougO 5256]

The rubber guards over many credit card keypads that make it difficult to see or punch the correct keys without error.

[GottaB 595]

I put a sweet pickle in your mom last night. 

Bravo
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[Cheeseweasel 26438]

10 hours ago, DougO said:

The rubber guards over many credit card keypads that make it difficult to see or punch the correct keys without error.

This. And if you get it wrong, you've basically just shut down the entire store for 5 minutes as the cashier bumbles thru the change.

[Blotto 23577]

Reply all. Everyone in my company received a phishing email disguised as an enquiry over an invoice yesterday. It started a chain reaction of retards asking why they received the email, followed by other retards advising on how to handle phishing emails (delete them), followed by more retards asking to be removed from the email chain. At last count over 70 emails about that very important matter.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2740]

Pickles are a vile and disgusting weed for 4 year olds.

[Prepuce of Doom 21103]

"Ask" as a noun is fucking bullshit. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

20 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Dill relish is the only answer for hot dogs, deviled eggs, tuna salad and tartar sauce.

Sweet relish......not so much.

Next you will tell us you prefer Miracle Whip over Mayo.

Mayonnaise is the curse of white people everywhere.......

[CooterBrown 18029]

No matter how well I prepare the pan or griddle, the first pancake/pancakes never come off right.  Underdone, overdone, always fucked up.  Every pancake after that is fine.  WTF?

Same here. Waiting to start cooking makes no difference. Usually they’re underdone.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

People who drive with their little dogs in their laps.  Or try to drive, I should say.

[RollLeft 5045]

Team Ketchup not catsup

Dill and sour pickles rule

All relish sucks as do sweet pickles

Team Miracle whip

both sweet and unsweetened iced tea sucks, team hot green tea

team dilled jalapenos, fresh non dilled japs suck ass

i don't mind the little dogs i do mind the people who take the little dogs everywhere, those people should be neutered

[luke duke 6414]

A good plate of hamburgers includes five or six different recipes, none of which includes sweet relish.

She’s going to make a fine grandmother some day.

[elfenix 34332]

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

Team Ketchup not catsup

Dill and sour pickles rule

All relish sucks as do sweet pickles

Team Miracle whip

both sweet and unsweetened iced tea sucks, team hot green tea

team dilled jalapenos, fresh non dilled japs suck ass

i don't mind the little dogs i do mind the people who take the little dogs everywhere, those people should be neutered

dilled jalapeno?

[DigglerontheHoof 21247]

sweet tea is disgusting, unsweet tea is refreshing and glorious

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

"Ask" as a noun is fucking bullshit. 

Has it become some business buzzword?

[PilotsError 2320]

My boss says all the time 'we're gonna get an ask.'

[luke duke 6414]

most sweet tea is disgusting, unsweet tea is pointless

FIFY

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

10 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 

FIFY

 

Half and half is the answer.  a little sugar makes it mo' better.

[Al_4_ISU 12485]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

sweet tea is disgusting, unsweet tea is refreshing and glorious

I'm partially here.  Sweet tastes good, but I just kinda don't like sugared beverages at all due to gut rot.

Unsweet teas is absolutely refreshing and glorious.

Edited February 6, 2019 by Al_4_ISU

[Prepuce of Doom 21103]

3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Team Ketchup not catsup

Dill and sour pickles rule

All relish sucks as do sweet pickles

Team Miracle whip

both sweet and unsweetened iced tea sucks, team hot green tea

team dilled jalapenos, fresh non dilled japs suck ass

i don't mind the little dogs i do mind the people who take the little dogs everywhere, those people should be neutered

Excessive "teaming." 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I'm partially here.  Sweet tastes good, but I just kinda don't like sugared beverages at all due to gut rot.

Unsweet teas is absolutely refreshing and glorious.

With or without lemon ?  Tread carefully here lest ye be judged...

[Al_4_ISU 12485]

1 hour ago, PilotsError said:

My boss says all the time 'we're gonna get an ask.'

I don't even know what this means.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, PilotsError said:

My boss says all the time 'we're gonna get an ask.'

I'd say you are free to punch him in the nuts, but he probably doesn't have any.

[Al_4_ISU 12485]

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

With or without lemon ?  Tread carefully here lest ye be judged...

With lemon is better, but not necessary.

Has to be actual lemon though.  A diet sweet tea with artificial flavoring is pure trash.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

9 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I don't even know what this means.

Lame ass corporate speak for, we're gonna get questions.

Edited February 6, 2019 by Onboard 2.0

[PilotsError 2320]

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I don't even know what this means.

Means two things to him:  someone is going to ask us to do something, or we're going to ask someone to do something.

Yeah.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

Reply all. Everyone in my company received a phishing email disguised as an enquiry over an invoice yesterday. It started a chain reaction of retards asking why they received the email, followed by other retards advising on how to handle phishing emails (delete them), followed by more retards asking to be removed from the email chain. At last count over 70 emails about that very important matter.

that was a thing in 1997 and it's still a thing today, abandon hope all ye who enter

[Al_4_ISU 12485]

19 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Means two things to him:  someone is going to ask us to do something, or we're going to ask someone to do something.

Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

Edited February 6, 2019 by Al_4_ISU

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

22 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Jesus Christ.

Uhh, sir, corporate HR would like a word with you 1. for uttering that christian (I mean Jewish) mans name (offending our aetheists, Muslins and Buddhists) and 2. for using that saviors name in vain...  They're gonna have an ask session with you

Edited February 7, 2019 by Onboard 2.0