Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, luke duke said:

That’s why you should never wash your hands.

I have a hand bidet.

[goatsaag 279]

People browsing their phones at the work urinal. I don't understand why this is a thing.

[Brisketexan 105336]

People browsing their phones at the work urinal. I don't understand why this is a thing.

Maybe they’re taking pictures of their dicks. Did you think of that, smart guy?

[Okie State 3848]

And they all get away with it. If the police tried to enforce it, they’d be accused of profiling.

I've seen one every day this week that was expired. Not sure if that's the norm or not, but I'd think you'd want to at least keep your fake plates current.

[NorthLoop 14248]

Man I could go for a Sonic burger right about now. You shoulda gone there first. 

[Lat22 4017]

14 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Just walked into a McDonalds in Dalhart on road back from skiing in bomb cyclone country. A long time on the road and dangerous driving. Anyway Dalhart dining options suck, but I walk in there and there’s a crowd of people waiting for food. Nobody there to take an order. And I learn you have to order food from a kiosk, which is the dumbest shit ever. It was working out about as well as a wet fart on silk panties. 

I took a piss and then promptly left, and luckily found an open Sonic down the street. Kids were pissed to not have Happy Meals but fuck them. 

That’s Allsups country. I would have been macking on some burritos. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

There's a Dairy Queen on that side of town, too, and a couple of passable hole in the wall Mexican food joints. Definitely not a haven for foodies, though, no question.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

5 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

What kind of brain dead fucktard puts an American Airlines style kiosk in a fast food joint?  Maybe I missed some long-ago revolution as I never walk into fast food places. 

[No CR]The kind that trying to get ahead of the curve and doesn't want to pay $15/hr to someone that doesn't know how to make change to begin with.... [/No CR]

[After irth 1244]

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

 a wet fart on silk panties. 

Goddam, that’s classy!

[elfenix 34332]

They put in order kiosks for the snack bar at the bunker hill Costco in Houston, and have had a lady manning it for a month telling people they could use it. Cost savings are probably -$10,000 at this point.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

14 hours ago, goatsaag said:

People browsing their phones at the work urinal. I don't understand why this is a thing.

duh, I can't masturbate without porn

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

the fact that because of TV and expansion, Duke and Carolina play tonight at 8 PM

[Buzzrock 14941]

Just watched a lady park her car in a handicap spot and then jump out and *run* through the rain into a restaurant. She has a handicap hang tag.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Just watched a lady park her car in a handicap spot and then jump out and *run* through the rain into a restaurant. She has a handicap hang tag.

Maybe her handicap is that she can't walk. 

[Sbbruin 21888]

Probably been mentioned, but getting satisfaction surveys any time you come in contact with another human being.  If you go to a bank teller.  If you call into a service center.  And gotdam, I just took my car into the dealer for routine service, and I have been hit with calls and surveys nonstop since.  You did fine.  Leave me TF alone.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

33 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Probably been mentioned, but getting satisfaction surveys any time you come in contact with another human being.  If you go to a bank teller.  If you call into a service center.  And gotdam, I just took my car into the dealer for routine service, and I have been hit with calls and surveys nonstop since.  You did fine.  Leave me TF alone.

Gotta get those metrics!!!

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

45 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Just watched a lady park her car in a handicap spot and then jump out and *run* through the rain into a restaurant. She has a handicap hang tag.

who are you to shit on the inspiring story of her miraculous recovery

[PantsTent 2002]

Probably been mentioned, but getting satisfaction surveys any time you come in contact with another human being.  If you go to a bank teller.  If you call into a service center.  And gotdam, I just took my car into the dealer for routine service, and I have been hit with calls and surveys nonstop since.  You did fine.  Leave me TF alone.

My standard response: "I don't do surveys"

[ztejas 43537]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Maybe her handicap is that she can't walk. 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

9 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

My standard response: "I don't do surveys"

So that's a "no" from you? I'll make that down on our survey.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

Probably been mentioned, but getting satisfaction surveys any time you come in contact with another human being.  If you go to a bank teller.  If you call into a service center.  And gotdam, I just took my car into the dealer for routine service, and I have been hit with calls and surveys nonstop since.  You did fine.  Leave me TF alone.

I had an interaction with a business that apparently had a glitch in their survey request system. I got 9 emails a day for three weeks asking me to complete a satisfaction survey. After the first day I began returning one a day. My rants in the comment section became pretty lengthy and I’m sure if there is ever a workplace shooting there that I’ll be on some list as a suspect.

[futureman 22545]

On 4/8/2018 at 4:56 PM, ernest_t_bass said:

Thick milkshakes... I'm not trying to bring any boys to the yard, so I don't like them thick.  It's been about 30 minutes since I ordered the fucking thing, and I STILL can't drink it.  I'm seriously fucking ragey, to the point I thought about driving back to the shake shack and throwing the fucking thing at the window.  It's either the shake of the piece of shit fucking straw that collapses in every time I try to take a drink.  Serenity fucking now.

I fucking hate thick milkshakes.  at whataburger I ask them to add extra milk to thin it out a little.  it helps. 

[Incredulity 11683]

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Probably been mentioned, but getting satisfaction surveys any time you come in contact with another human being.  If you go to a bank teller.  If you call into a service center.  And gotdam, I just took my car into the dealer for routine service, and I have been hit with calls and surveys nonstop since.  You did fine.  Leave me TF alone.

use the self-serve kiosk

[ztejas 43537]

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

I fucking hate thick milkshakes

That's not what your boyfriend told me

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's not what your boyfriend told me

So that's what brought you to the yard?

[ztejas 43537]

19 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

So that's what brought you to the yard?

I could tell you but I'd have to charge. 

[futureman 22545]

24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's not what your boyfriend told me

I’m offended. 

[DougO 5256]

When your come-along ain't tryna come along.

[SHOOTER12 8828]

12 hours ago, futureman said:

I fucking hate thick milkshakes.  at whataburger I ask them to add extra milk to thin it out a little.  it helps. 

And I think their malts are even thicker.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

18 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

So that's a "no" from you? I'll make that down on our survey.

I like the passive aggression here. "Well guess what fucko, YOU JUST TOOK ONE"

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

or maybe that's aggressive aggression, I don't know, but I like it

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

On 3/14/2019 at 10:04 PM, Lat22 said:

That’s Allsups country. I would have been macking on some burritos. 

[HRSchenker 2273]

I can't stand going to fast food restaurants or really any kind of drive thru where you have to talk into a speaker for this one trivial reason

Me: I'll have a whataburger with cheese, small fries, and that's it.

Them: Okay anything else?

Me: That's it.

I told you that I don't want anything else so why are you asking me? I could understand if they were trying to upsell me another menu item but that never happens.

[Jersey Man10 3542]

I hate it when I say I want the #1 with cheese no onions and they ask wait you wanted the meal???

Why the fuck would I say #1 if I just wanted the burger?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

Because the #1 is a burger that you can get either as a meal or by itself

[PilotsError 2320]

In the same vein, when you pull up in the drive through and they say "Hey how are you?"   It creates an awkward transition to ordering.  "Um, fine.  I want..."  Just fucking say "Hello may I take your order."

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

36 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

In the same vein, when you pull up in the drive through and they say "Hey how are you?"   It creates an awkward transition to ordering.  "Um, fine.  I want..."  Just fucking say "Hello may I take your order."

 

The correct response it I'm just super, thanks for asking.... can we talk about Jesus ?

[Jack Straw 2954]

On 3/11/2019 at 3:08 PM, Moby Ric said:

Grown men wearing sneakers with suits. 

There is absolutely no circumstance in which sneakers with a suit or a sport coat is a good look.  I don’t know if seeing that makes me surly, really more pity for how ridiculous anyone wearing that looks.  

[Jersey Man10 3542]

Because the #1 is a burger that you can get either as a meal or by itself

That is horseshit!!! Is someone just wants a burger they should say they want just the burger damn it

[SilasCoade 2622]

3 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Because the #1 is a burger that you can get either as a meal or by itself

That is horseshit!!! Is someone just wants a burger they should say they want just the burger damn it

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[Enchubben 5510]

Could be on the dumb shit your wife does thread but people that leave the refrigerator door open while they take things in and out and leave the door open.

I’ve watched my wife probably 50 times stand there and make a sandwich with the door open the entire time and only go to close it when she leaves the kitchen.  

Just open it, get your shit, then close it, fuck.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

^
It’s cool. She’ll punch the thermostat down to 35 degF, so it’ll cool faster. *woman logic*

[VolenteHawk 495]

21 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I hate it when I say I want the #1 with cheese no onions and they ask wait you wanted the meal???

Why the fuck would I say #1 if I just wanted the burger?

I hate this the other way around.  If I ask for the sandwich by name, instead of the much shorter, simpler number, there's pretty much no fucking way I meant the meal.

 

[VolenteHawk 495]

19 hours ago, PilotsError said:

In the same vein, when you pull up in the drive through and they say "Hey how are you?"   It creates an awkward transition to ordering.  "Um, fine.  I want..."  Just fucking say "Hello may I take your order."

 

"Good, could I get a..."

[PilotsError 2320]

Yes, but my reflex is to say I'm well, you?  Then I stop myself and there's an awkward moment.  

Trivial.  

[VolenteHawk 495]

As baseball season approaches, I've got a new one.  I've been a (25-ish game mini pack) season ticket holder for the Express for several years now.  My new season ticket rep interacted with me by email and added that one, a different email than is associated with my account, to their announcement system.  All my personal email lands in one spot, so I now get two back to back copies of everything promotional related to the Express or Dell Diamond

It's going to slowly drive me insane.

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

lag time when you click anything on a computer ARE YOU READING ME OR NOT COMPUTER

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

19 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

There is absolutely no circumstance in which sneakers with a suit or a sport coat is a good look.  I don’t know if seeing that makes me surly, really more pity for how ridiculous anyone wearing that looks.  

same with jeans and flip-flops/sandals

[DigglerontheHoof 21243]

3 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

same with jeans and flip-flops/sandals

Gonna have to disagree w/ you here.  Sandals and jeans are awesome. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Gonna have to disagree w/ you here.  Sandals and jeans are awesome. 

I really don't get it