Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Jack Straw 2954]

11 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

same with jeans and flip-flops/sandals

False 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

10 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

False 

Gross. You're gross.

[WhatTheBuck 28822]

58 minutes ago, VolenteHawk said:

"Good, could I get a..."

Or you could test them and see how long they'll let you hold up the line while you answer their impertinent question until they stop you and ask you for your order which is what they should've done in the first place. They don't care how I'm doing, I don't care how they're doing. Just say, "Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order?" and let's get on with our transaction. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

if I have to hear Clair de Lune again, ever, FUCK YOU learn something else

[Moby Ric 2058]

Splitting fajitas with he wife at a place this past weekend.  Fucker brings 3 tortillas.  Course you can get more, but damnit fool, why start out with three?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Indirect, rambling answers to direct questions

WHICH != WHY or HOW

[NeverMarryAStripper 21998]

Using != instead of <>

Edited March 18, 2019 by NeverMarryAStripper

[NeverMarryAStripper 21998]

I'm adding fucking double posts to this list

Edited March 18, 2019 by NeverMarryAStripper

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Using != instead of <>

don't they mean the same thing? I think I even meant to use <> but wasn't concentrating

[WBT 20703]

On 3/14/2019 at 7:55 AM, Underdog said:

When living in Austin, wife:  are we going down  to Dallas this weekend? 

Austin is about 60' higher.  North oriented at the top of the map is completely arbitrary.

 

[ztejas 43605]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Using != instead of <>

=/=

[luke duke 6420]

Austin is about 60' higher.  North oriented at the top of the map is completely arbitrary.

 

Why do you hate America?

[Vic Mackey 47189]

I hate this the other way around.  If I ask for the sandwich by name, instead of the much shorter, simpler number, there's pretty much no fucking way I meant the meal.
 

Fucking this. That's why I cut to the chase when I order just the burger, I say "just the burger by itself" because they will 100% of the time ask you if you want the meal. I'm pretty sure I'd have ordered the meal by number if I did.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21998]

19 minutes ago, WBT said:

Austin is about 60' higher.  North oriented at the top of the map is completely arbitrary.

 

Cartographers for Social Equality

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

22 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Cartographers for Social Equality

Cartographers for the birds.

[pyrohornIII 4824]

Walking past 8 or 12 spaces reserved at box stores for people too busy/lazy to go in and shop, forcing those who actually do make the effort to go into the store walk that much further.   HEB (when open) is the least offensive in their strategy here. 

[52-80 19274]

notorious/infamous - these are used with bad connotation.  get it right.

 

"homemade" foods - for stuff actually made in low-batch, at home.  if youre cooking soup for 500 people in a cafeteria, its not homemade.  if you pump out industrial quantities of cookies to distribute to albertsons, its not "homemade", even if its baked from scratched

 

 

[TornACL 7733]

On 3/19/2019 at 2:00 AM, WBT said:

Austin is about 60' higher.  North oriented at the top of the map is completely arbitrary.

 

The World According to Armybrat. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

notorious/infamous - these are used with bad connotation.

 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Austin is about 60' higher.  North oriented at the top of the map is completely arbitrary.

 

“North Pole” is the center of the disc. “Antarctica” is the edge. Do you even flat earth, bro?

[52-80 19274]

30 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

i was listening to a podcast this morning and some vassar student said "our cafeteria serves notoriously good breakfast"... probably not an english major.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

i was listening to a podcast this morning and some vassar student said "our cafeteria serves notoriously good breakfast"... probably not an english major.

Would you say they had a plethora of breakfast items?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

i was listening to a podcast this morning and some vassar student said "our cafeteria serves notoriously good breakfast"... probably not an english major.

I dunno, sounds like maybe they have some bitchin' waffles to go with some bad eggs.

[Sandman 3420]

7 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

"homemade" foods - for stuff actually made in low-batch, at home.  if youre cooking soup for 500 people in a cafeteria, its not homemade.  if you pump out industrial quantities of cookies to distribute to albertsons, its not "homemade", even if its baked from scratched

 

 

I hate when douchebag chefs call someone a "Home Cook". No, MF'er, I am a human adult that wants to feed myself. I'm not a "cook". 

[NorthLoop 14254]

On 3/18/2019 at 10:06 PM, pyrohornIII said:

Walking past 8 or 12 spaces reserved at box stores for people too busy/lazy to go in and shop, forcing those who actually do make the effort to go into the store walk that much further.   HEB (when open) is the least offensive in their strategy here. 

Curbside rocks. 

Enjoy your hour of dodging small children in the store with the other poors. I'll pay my 5 bucks and be on my way 

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Curbside rocks. 

Enjoy your hour of dodging small children in the store with the other poors. I'll pay my 5 bucks and be on my way 

I hope they give you shitty produce and unmarbled steak you savage. 

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

Curbside does create a notable reduction in the number of mouth breathing heathen children roaming the aisles. 

#blessed

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

15 hours ago, 52-80 said:

i was listening to a podcast this morning and some vassar student said "our cafeteria serves notoriously good breakfast"... probably not an english major.

I routinely breakfast.

[Guest]

Baja California= duck penis

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Baja California= duck penis

Not long enough, explosive, or corkscrew shaped.

*Go ahead google “duck penis”, now. Knowledge is power*

[pyrohornIII 4824]

9 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Curbside rocks. 

Enjoy your hour of dodging small children in the store with the other poors. I'll pay my 5 bucks and be on my way 

Well I guess curbside does keep more of the inconsiderate assholes out of the store, so there is that.

[Fudge Nuggets 19240]

On 3/19/2019 at 4:06 AM, pyrohornIII said:

Walking past 8 or 12 spaces reserved at box stores for people too busy/lazy to go in and shop, forcing those who actually do make the effort to go into the store walk that much further.   HEB (when open) is the least offensive in their strategy here. 

Are you a big fat person?  

[NorthLoop 14254]

12 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

I hope they give you shitty produce and unmarbled steak you savage. 

I have a local meat market for those things. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

59 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I have a local meat market for those things. 

Your mom's a local meat market.

[El Diablo 4232]

On ‎3‎/‎18‎/‎2019 at 8:18 AM, VolenteHawk said:

As baseball season approaches, I've got a new one.  I've been a (25-ish game mini pack) season ticket holder for the Express for several years now.  My new season ticket rep interacted with me by email and added that one, a different email than is associated with my account, to their announcement system.  All my personal email lands in one spot, so I now get two back to back copies of everything promotional related to the Express or Dell Diamond

It's going to slowly drive me insane.

 

Are you buying any of the used/old seats they're selling?

[Vic Mackey 47189]

People who claim their bracket busted after some random upset happens. STFU.

[pyrohornIII 4824]

8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Are you a big fat person?  

No, because i have to walk past all those damn empty spaces!

 

[Underdog 28823]

When all 4 games are on tv break at the same time. 

[VolenteHawk 495]

7 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Are you buying any of the used/old seats they're selling?

I don’t really have anywhere to put them but I might for future game room purposes...especially if I could get 2 that were in my seat number range.

 

['stache 21895]

I’m all for legalizing pot, but can we all agree on some fucking etiquette? You would think it’d be obvious, but not in public assholes. Seems every time I’m in a big city more than a few times I can see or smell it being puffed in densely populated streets. Just ridiculous, selfish, and rude.

Maybe less obvious, but can we all agree that pot is much more pungent than even regular cigarettes and sticks to your clothes? If you’re smoking at home and need to go to the store, change your damn clothes, out of respect for others who don’t want to smell it waiting in line behind you.

[El Diablo 4232]

27 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I’m all for legalizing pot, but can we all agree on some fucking etiquette? You would think it’d be obvious, but not in public assholes. Seems every time I’m in a big city more than a few times I can see or smell it being puffed in densely populated streets. Just ridiculous, selfish, and rude.

Maybe less obvious, but can we all agree that pot is much more pungent than even regular cigarettes and sticks to your clothes? If you’re smoking at home and need to go to the store, change your damn clothes, out of respect for others who don’t want to smell it waiting in line behind you.
 

Heyyyy maaaan, don't be such an uptight cat, ya know? What you need is some doobage for the ol' head there. Yahhh man, some doobie doobie doobage.

[SilasCoade 2622]

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

I’m all for legalizing pot, but can we all agree on some fucking etiquette? You would think it’d be obvious, but not in public assholes. Seems every time I’m in a big city more than a few times I can see or smell it being puffed in densely populated streets. Just ridiculous, selfish, and rude.

Maybe less obvious, but can we all agree that pot is much more pungent than even regular cigarettes and sticks to your clothes? If you’re smoking at home and need to go to the store, change your damn clothes, out of respect for others who don’t want to smell it waiting in line behind you.
 

Man, every time I go to the fuckin' gym some 'head is there giving everyone around him a contact high. It's weird. Smoke pot all day and then go workout? Who does that?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

5 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Heyyyy maaaan, don't be such an uptight cat, ya know? What you need is some doobage for the ol' head there. Yahhh man, some doobie doobie doobage.

narc alert........narc alert

[VolenteHawk 495]

6 hours ago, Llogg said:

Man, every time I go to the fuckin' gym some 'head is there giving everyone around him a contact high. It's weird. Smoke pot all day and then go workout? Who does that?

You didn’t play AAU basketball, I see.

 

[Underdog 28823]

Pot’s still a thing?  Thought most grew out of that shit once they left HS/College. 

[markstanco 12640]

and guys who blow their snot from nose in a public / corporate bathroom,  straight into the sink basin.  Disgusting mofos man. 

Aka the snot rocket.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Man, every time I go to the fuckin' gym some 'head is there giving everyone around him a contact high. It's weird. Smoke pot all day and then go workout? Who does that?

[Buffsoldier 1895]

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Pot’s still a thing?  Thought most grew out of that shit once they left HS/College. 

*laughs in Coloradoan*

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Man, every time I go to the fuckin' gym some 'head is there giving everyone around him a contact high. It's weird. Smoke pot all day and then go workout? Who does that?

I know several high level Brazilian jiu jitsu fighters that smoke before training and absolutely demolish anyone that steps in the mats with them.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

I don't care if pot's illegal or not, so I oppose legalization just to make certain people's heads explode. I like fucking with people who really, really, REALLY want it legalized.

I do think smoking pot is a pretty scuzzy behavior outside a certain age. But I'm old and square so it doesn't matter what I think.