Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I don't care if pot's illegal or not, so I oppose legalization just to make certain people's heads explode. I like fucking with people who really, really, REALLY want it legalized.
I do think smoking pot is a pretty scuzzy behavior outside a certain age. But I'm old and square so it doesn't matter what I think. 

Lulz. Scuzzy?

Like drinking alcohol and beating your wife or driving drunk and killing a family?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Lulz. Scuzzy?

Like drinking alcohol and beating your wife or driving drunk and killing a family?

oh I think there are much better (stronger) words for wife beating and drunk driving and killing a family than "scuzzy"

[SilasCoade 2620]

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

 

I know several high level Brazilian jiu jitsu fighters that smoke before training and absolutely demolish anyone that steps in the mats with them.

 

These are not the guys at my gym.

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I don't care if pot's illegal or not, so I oppose legalization just to make certain people's heads explode. I like fucking with people who really, really, REALLY want it legalized.

I do think smoking pot is a pretty scuzzy behavior outside a certain age. But I'm old and square so it doesn't matter what I think. 

Weird reason to throw away your  credibility on matters that might not be as trivial, but whatever floats your boat.

[ztejas 43022]

16 hours ago, 'stache said:

but can we all agree that pot is much more pungent than even regular cigarettes and sticks to your clothes?

Um. No. Pot sticks to your clothes way less than cigarettes do. Unless you're hot-boxing a joint or smoking a blunt or something. 

Bong rips in a ventilated room won't make you smell like anything. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

15 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Weird reason to throw away your  credibility 

whatever will I do? 

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

38 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

whatever will I do? 

Undoubtedly something trivial, so at least you're in the right place.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

47 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Um. No. Pot sticks to your clothes way less than cigarettes do. Unless you're hot-boxing a joint or smoking a blunt or something. 

Bong rips in a ventilated room won't make you smell like anything. 

As someone "accused" of  smelling like pot after re entering a building, I'm gonna disagree.

[ABSR 5284]

On 3/20/2019 at 8:00 AM, Llano Estacado said:

 

 

“North Pole” is the center of the disc. “Antarctica” is the edge. Do you even flat earth, bro?

 

 

Where's the giant turtle?  I thought the north pole was by his head?

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

If your office doesn't smell of patchouli and cannabis, it's not really "business casual".

[ztejas 43022]

10 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

As someone "accused" of  smelling like pot after re entering a building, I'm gonna disagree.

"Way less" doesn't mean "not at all"

Go smoke a cigarette in your car with the windows rolled up. Tell me how you smell after that endeavor. 

[markstanco 12461]

4 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

 

I do think smoking pot is a pretty scuzzy behavior outside a certain age. 

[BearSchlong 8071]

Mother Fucker.  Goddamned Oklahoma. Goddamned draconian marijuana possession laws.

Just got a call from my 19 yr old daughter on her way back to Texas from Mizzou with one of her sorority sisters.

Her: "Dad I'm in OU Sux, is it illegal for a cop to make my friend sit with him in his cop car?"

Me: "Do you still have that Grateful Dead sticker on your rear window? Is the cop's name bernard?"

Her: "Yep"

Me: "some would consider that probable cause. Anything illegal in your car?"

Her: "not at the moment"

Me: "OK, just hang tight and chill out, he's probably trying to find you guys in a lie"

Fucker didn't even ask for their licenses or insurance.  Just leaned on them to search my daughter's car for drugs.  He even had a dog but didn't even let him out of the cop car.

 

 

Edited March 22, 2019 by BearSchlong

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

double off the wall

Edited March 22, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

my favorite scuzzbucket in the entire world

[ztejas 43022]

5 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Mother Fucker.  Goddamned Oklahoma. Goddamned draconian marijuana possession laws.

Just got a call from my 19 yr old daughter on her way back to Texas from Mizzou with one of her sorority sisters.

Her: "Dad I'm in OU Sux, is it illegal for a cop to make my friend sit with him in his cop car?"

Me: "Do you still have that Grateful Dead sticker on your rear window? Is the cop's name bernard?"

Her: "Yep"

Me: "some would consider that probable cause. Anything illegal in your car?"

Her: "not at the moment"

Me: "OK, just hang tight and chill out, he's probably trying to find you guys in a lie"

Fucker didn't even ask for their licenses or insurance.  Just leaned on them to search my daughter's car for drugs.  He even had a dog but didn't even let him out of the cop car.

 

 

Driving with drugs in your car through rural America with out of state plates is a great way to get arrested. 

(I know your daughter was clean, just saying)

[Paper_jam 828]

One thing that makes me surly is public bathroom stalls (and sink areas) that don't have anyplace to put your shit. If I designed any bathroom, each stall would have a coathook and a fold-down shelf to put your briefcase or other objects on. And there would be shelves or storage options near the sink area. So you don't have to just dump your stuff all over the piss-soaked floor, or put clean items down on the wet sink counter. Why doesn't anyone think of these little details? I'm not that smart so the lack of these extremely basic amenities must be intentional.

 

 

 

 

Edited March 22, 2019 by Paper_jam

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

20 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

One thing that makes me surly is public bathroom stalls (and sink areas) that don't have anyplace to put your shit. If I designed any bathroom, each stall would have a coathook and a fold-down shelf to put your briefcase or other objects on. And there would be shelves or storage options near the sink area. So you don't have to just dump your stuff all over the piss-soaked floor, or put clean items down on the wet sink counter. Why doesn't anyone think of these little details? I'm not that smart so the lack of these extremely basic amenities must be intentional.

 

 

 

 

Architects do all the time, but budgets usually take out amenities in spaces like that.

[elfenix 34157]

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

Mother Fucker.  Goddamned Oklahoma. Goddamned draconian marijuana possession laws.

Just got a call from my 19 yr old daughter on her way back to Texas from Mizzou with one of her sorority sisters.

Her: "Dad I'm in OU Sux, is it illegal for a cop to make my friend sit with him in his cop car?"

Me: "Do you still have that Grateful Dead sticker on your rear window? Is the cop's name bernard?"

Her: "Yep"

Me: "some would consider that probable cause. Anything illegal in your car?"

Her: "not at the moment"

Me: "OK, just hang tight and chill out, he's probably trying to find you guys in a lie"

Fucker didn't even ask for their licenses or insurance.  Just leaned on them to search my daughter's car for drugs.  He even had a dog but didn't even let him out of the cop car.

 

 

bernard isn't the cop.  bernard is the vic.  misuse of surlyisms makes me surly.

[hacker 180]

Strong dislike for idiots driving with headphones on.  Wrapped up in their own world and not paying attention to their surroundings.

[Chewbacca 7665]

Driving with drugs in your car through rural America with out of state plates is a great way to get arrested. 
(I know your daughter was clean, just saying)

Yep. Ever since CO legalized recreational weed, lots of CO cars get pulled over in Kansas and Nebraska. Probably OK, too.

[ztejas 43022]

2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Driving with drugs in your car through rural America with out of state plates is a great way to get arrested. 
(I know your daughter was clean, just saying)

Yep. Ever since CO legalized recreational weed, lots of CO cars get pulled over in Kansas and Nebraska. Probably OK, too.

Yeah CO plates are probably the worst.

Shit, talk about probable cause, having CO plates is probable enough for a lot of cops.

[goatsaag 279]

3 hours ago, Paper_jam said:

One thing that makes me surly is public bathroom stalls (and sink areas) that don't have anyplace to put your shit. If I designed any bathroom, each stall would have a coathook and a fold-down shelf to put your briefcase or other objects on. And there would be shelves or storage options near the sink area. So you don't have to just dump your stuff all over the piss-soaked floor, or put clean items down on the wet sink counter. Why doesn't anyone think of these little details? I'm not that smart so the lack of these extremely basic amenities must be intentional.

Any surface in a bathroom to put shit on is also a surface to put shit on.

[52-80 19041]

Fucking neighbor(s) letting their fucking cat(s) roam the neighborhood climbing on cars

[WhatTheBuck 28694]

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

[WhatTheBuck 28694]

4 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Mother Fucker.  Goddamned Oklahoma. Goddamned draconian marijuana possession laws.

Just got a call from my 19 yr old daughter on her way back to Texas from Mizzou with one of her sorority sisters.

Her: "Dad I'm in OU Sux, is it illegal for a cop to make my friend sit with him in his cop car?"

Me: "Do you still have that Grateful Dead sticker on your rear window? Is the cop's name bernard?"

Her: "Yep"

Me: "some would consider that probable cause. Anything illegal in your car?"

Her: "not at the moment"

Me: "OK, just hang tight and chill out, he's probably trying to find you guys in a lie"

Fucker didn't even ask for their licenses or insurance.  Just leaned on them to search my daughter's car for drugs.  He even had a dog but didn't even let him out of the cop car.

I can tell you from firsthand experience that the same shit happens in Texas. 

[Sam Lin 3539]

3 hours ago, Paper_jam said:

One thing that makes me surly is public bathroom stalls (and sink areas) that don't have anyplace to put your shit. If I designed any bathroom, each stall would have a coathook and a fold-down shelf to put your briefcase or other objects on. And there would be shelves or storage options near the sink area. So you don't have to just dump your stuff all over the piss-soaked floor, or put clean items down on the wet sink counter. Why doesn't anyone think of these little details? I'm not that smart so the lack of these extremely basic amenities must be intentional.

Many public restrooms actually are designed to NOT have flat surfaces to make drug use inconvenient - there was a time when some places were putting vaseline or other oil on toilet seats, completely negating their normal purpose, just to prevent them being used as surfaces for snorting lines.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

Disappearing scroll bars. Burn in hell, motherfucker who came up with that.

[DougO 5238]

When you just miss being able to cruise through the longestass red light in town.

[Vic Mackey 46808]

7 hours ago, hacker said:

Strong dislike for idiots driving with headphones on.  Wrapped up in their own world and not paying attention to their surroundings.

This should be illegal.

[PilotsError 2272]

The cop wasn't looking for drugs so he could arrest them. He was looking for drugs so he could force them to blow him in exchange for not being arrested.

[Knoxtnhorn 5916]

I think my biggest surly rage point right now is this...

You're at a long light.  Light changes.  Marybeth in front of you is checking her phone.  You wait.  One second.... two seconds....three seconds.  If you don't do anything you're going to have to cycle through the light again.  So you honk as absolutely, everyloving lightly as you possibly can to alert Marybeth.  Rather than a "thank you" or "sorry" response, you get the "go f yourself" or finger.  

[Underdog 28372]

Would’ve been perfectly within your right to follow her home and kill her whole family. 

[NBMisha 224]

OMG.  Cats outside.

[HRSchenker 2248]

My neighbor just put up a "no solicitation, no trespassing, beware of violent dog" sign on our shared fence....where there is no entrance for her backyard....that's also too small to read from the sidewalk. Looks trashy as hell

[markstanco 12461]

You f'ing lotto players. Yall will jam the line at the convenience store for 3-5 minutes playing your poors tax.

[NorthLoop 14042]

7 hours ago, markstanco said:

You f'ing lotto players. Yall will jam the line at the convenience store for 3-5 minutes playing your poors tax.

Hey now I play the lotto every now and then. It takes like 2 seconds to print one of those things out. It's the scratch off lottery people you're mad at. 

[markstanco 12461]

2 seconds? More like 30 if all you are doing is buying a dipshit piece of paper.

But I am talking about the scratchoff dummies.

Meh, all of you are the same.

[Jersey Man10 3500]

2 seconds? More like 30 if all you are doing is buying a dipshit piece of paper.

But I am talking about the scratchoff dummies.

Meh, all of you are the same.

Slightly racist imo.

[baboso 6043]

On 3/22/2019 at 7:43 AM, markstanco said:

On 2/26/2019 at 8:13 PM, NowThis said:

and guys who blow their snot from nose in a public / corporate bathroom,  straight into the sink basin.  Disgusting mofos man. 

Aka the snot rocket.

Coach's kleenex.

[El Diablo 4232]

18 hours ago, markstanco said:

You f'ing lotto players. Yall will jam the line at the convenience store for 3-5 minutes playing your poors tax.

You went to a convenience store. That's you paying the lazy tax. 

[markstanco 12461]

Well I'm not going to wal mart for gas and a Gatorade. 

[52-80 19041]

i play the scratch off. ive paid for worse entertainment at 1$/1min rate, and its putting money back in school, so feck off

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

It's $1, not 1$

Where did you learn to be such a neanderthal? 

[EE2B 1561]

My mom will text the same question to my wife and I individually. It’s like holy shit we live in the same house, do you not think we talk?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

The NCAA Tournament was better when the Round of 32 games ended Sunday early evening. 

[52-80 19041]

16 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

It's $1, not 1$

Where did you learn to be such a neanderthal? 

jokes on you neanderthals did not have currencies

['stache 21726]

Yeah that shit was way too late for a Sunday. Has it always been that way? Sunday seems better suited to be done by 6 or 7 pm.

['stache 21726]

Mother Fucker.  Goddamned Oklahoma. Goddamned draconian marijuana possession laws.
Just got a call from my 19 yr old daughter on her way back to Texas from Mizzou with one of her sorority sisters.
Her: "Dad I'm in OU Sux, is it illegal for a cop to make my friend sit with him in his cop car?"
Me: "Do you still have that Grateful Dead sticker on your rear window? Is the cop's name bernard?"
Her: "Yep"
Me: "some would consider that probable cause. Anything illegal in your car?"
Her: "not at the moment"
Me: "OK, just hang tight and chill out, he's probably trying to find you guys in a lie"
Fucker didn't even ask for their licenses or insurance.  Just leaned on them to search my daughter's car for drugs.  He even had a dog but didn't even let him out of the cop car.
 
 

Yeah, that’s law enforcement practice literally everywhere, not unique to Oklahoma.

[Prepuce of Doom 20954]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Yeah that shit was way too late for a Sunday. Has it always been that way? Sunday seems better suited to be done by 6 or 7 pm.

They still do a shit job at having dead air early and mid-day, but I appreciate the better staggering, even if it makes for a later night.