Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Vic Mackey 46,804]

Yeah that shit was way too late for a Sunday. Has it always been that way? Sunday seems better suited to be done by 6 or 7 pm.

No, when CBS aired the whole thing and they cut in and out of games, it ended early on Sunday. Now that they stagger every single start to where every game ends and starts on it's own, they go very late. Since TBS, TNT and TruTv all air games now.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

45 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

54 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Yeah that shit was way too late for a Sunday. Has it always been that way? Sunday seems better suited to be done by 6 or 7 pm.

No, when CBS aired the whole thing and they cut in and out of games, it ended early on Sunday. Now that they stagger every single start to where every game ends and starts on it's own, they go very late. Since TBS, TNT and TruTv all air games now.

Which is kind of ironic. Now that they have a dedicated broadcast vehicle for every game, they carefully stagger them to minimize overlap.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

People who don't cancel meetings they have no intention of attending. 

If it's your meeting, and you can't make it, fucking cancel it.

Edited March 25, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[BearSchlong 8,071]

or when they cancel it 10 minutes prior to the meeting, after you've structured your day around coming into the office to attend.

[Brothahorn 10,081]

Kid birthday parties on Sunday. WTF. I don't care if his birthday falls on a Sunday, it's a bad idea. Are you going to have it on a Monday next year? Especially during the school year. Not to mention I have to work the next day. Asshole parents.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Kid birthday parties on Sunday. WTF. I don't care if his birthday falls on a Sunday, it's a bad idea. Are you going to have it on a Monday next year? Especially during the school year. Not to mention I have to work the next day. Asshole parents.

Was that an evening thing? Or is it inconvenient for a daytime thing too...? Our daughter will be 2 in a few days and while we're at least a year away from scheduling birthday parties w/other kids attending, I may have a chance to learn something.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,097]

4 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Was that an evening thing? Or is it inconvenient for a daytime thing too...? Our daughter will be 2 in a few days and while we're at least a year away from scheduling birthday parties w/other kids attending, I may have a chance to learn something.

Don't do Sunday at all.  It's bad form.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,097]

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

The NCAA Tournament was better when the Round of 32 games ended Sunday early evening. teams besides Duke, North Carolina, and Kentucky had legitimate shots at winning the title.

 

[VolenteHawk 495]

11 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Was that an evening thing? Or is it inconvenient for a daytime thing too...? Our daughter will be 2 in a few days and while we're at least a year away from scheduling birthday parties w/other kids attending, I may have a chance to learn something.

Saturday, always Saturday.  My son's birthday is Halloween, so we've never even attempted to land his party on the exact day.

 

[Brothahorn 10,081]

17 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Was that an evening thing? Or is it inconvenient for a daytime thing too...? Our daughter will be 2 in a few days and while we're at least a year away from scheduling birthday parties w/other kids attending, I may have a chance to learn something.

4pm. 

Maybe during the summer, but Sunday is essentially a school night. So 3 1/2 hours of pizza, cake and ice cream is a bad idea.

[Incredulity 11,399]

18 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

4pm. 

Maybe during the summer, but Sunday is essentially a school night. So 3 1/2 hours of pizza, cake and ice cream is a bad idea.

You are clearly dealing with pathological assholes.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,780]

52 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Kid birthday parties on Sunday. WTF. I don't care if his birthday falls on a Sunday, it's a bad idea. Are you going to have it on a Monday next year? Especially during the school year. Not to mention I have to work the next day. Asshole parents.

Are you usually hung over after kid's birthday parties?

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

21 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Are you usually hung over after kid's birthday parties?

This, it's the weekend.  Saturday and Sunday are fair game for kids, and adult parties. (SEE: The Super Bowl).

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Are you usually hung over after kid's birthday parties?

he'd have to stop drinking briefly to actually get a hangover

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

99 times out of 100, I agree, but serious question: What if it's a Saturday during football season? I know several people who'd rather miss a pro game than miss a college one.

Edited March 25, 2019 by Buffsoldier

[Brothahorn 10,081]

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Are you usually hung over after kid's birthday parties?

Not when the damn place doesn't server alcohol. Incredible Pizza sucks.

At least at It'z(another Sunday party) they had a bar.

[VolenteHawk 495]

6 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

99 times out of 100, I agree, but serious question: What if it's a Saturday during football season? I know several people who'd rather miss a pro game than miss a college one.

You have a few options...10am start at an Urban Air type place to get people out early, parents can drop off and pick with no expectation that they stay, or (my favorite) have it at a place with a full bar and a bunch of TVs.

 

[SHOOTER12 8,775]

On 3/22/2019 at 2:32 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

As someone "accused" of  smelling like pot after re entering a building, I'm gonna disagree.

Have to agree...

[SHOOTER12 8,775]

14 hours ago, Incredulity said:

You are clearly dealing with pathological assholes.

Don't know why, maybe because it's late, insomnia,  slight CR buzz...but I laughed until I nearly fell out.

['stache 21,726]

4pm. 
Maybe during the summer, but Sunday is essentially a school night. So 3 1/2 hours of pizza, cake and ice cream is a bad idea.

Sunday is fine but that’s too late and too long. Two hours, early afternoon.

[Anton Chigurh 3,318]

People who sign their emails with “Cheers”.

This may be because the guy who does it doesn’t wash his hands after using the restroom.

[shakahorn 1,622]

When the band has the audience sing the song at a live concert.  Hey I didn't pay a few hundy to come hear the drunk chick behind me wailing, I came to hear the band.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,771]

5 hours ago, 'stache said:

Sunday is fine but that’s too late and too long. Two hours, early afternoon.

Parents shouldn't plan parties that require the other invited kids parents to attend, unless they're good friends.  Drop kid off, pick kid up is OK.  

[irishtexan 11,434]

4 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Parents shouldn't plan parties that require the other invited kids parents to attend, unless they're good friends.  Drop kid off, pick kid up is OK.  

my kids are 5 and 3 and I can't fucking WAIT for them to get old enough to do drop off parties.

(I actually have no idea why I'm bitching because my wife is always the one to take the kids to those parties, as I refuse to spend three hours of my weekend hanging out with strangers with whom my only connection is a child who happens to be the same age. )

[Underdog 28,372]

36 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

When the band has the audience sing the song at a live concert.  Hey I didn't pay a few hundy to come hear the drunk chick behind me wailing, I came to hear the band.

Hearing everyone sing Piano Man is pretty cool, IMO. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

Software updates that either remove features, break features, or break compatibility.  Wait that isn’t trivial.  That makes me so angry all I want to do is destroy the world by de-orbiting the moon.

[Jack Straw 2,953]

Casual restaurants that have tiny ass water cups, like the size of the little Dixie cup ones that you used to see in people’s bathrooms in the 80s.  Thanks, I really enjoy getting up to refill this 3 ounce cup 6 times during the course of my meal. 

[Winona's Big Orange Bevo 197]

Peeling a boiled egg and the shell sticks to and pulls off the white. I get stabby.

[Guest Lobo]

I guess I've said, "I'd like some coffee" or "I'll have some coffee please" a thousand times in a restaurant or club.  I've never heard somebody say, "I'd like some latte" until just now two tables over.  And they brought her one, and it looks great.  But who the fuck says, "I'll take some latte"??? 

[Walden Ponderer 12,638]

54 minutes ago, Lobo said:

But who the fuck says, "I'll take some latte"??? 

Ever read the recruiting threads?

[SHOOTER12 8,775]

On 3/26/2019 at 2:13 PM, shakahorn said:

When the band has the audience sing the song at a live concert.  Hey I didn't pay a few hundy to come hear the drunk chick behind me wailing, I came to hear the band.

If you had ever heard me sing you change your funky tune.

How the hell do you think I got that gig with steel dragon mate.

Edited March 27, 2019 by SHOOTER12

[SHOOTER12 8,775]

On 3/25/2019 at 8:43 AM, 'stache said:

Yeah, that’s law enforcement practice literally everywhere, not unique to Oklahoma.

.... somewhere in Texas... There's some poor son of a b**** eating dead rats due to being caught with a pot seed in his car 1969

[shakahorn 1,622]

On 3/26/2019 at 12:49 PM, Underdog said:

Hearing everyone sing Piano Man is pretty cool, IMO. 

I bet you enjoy singing along with Sweet Caroline at the bar.

Edited March 28, 2019 by shakahorn

[Underdog 28,372]

Fenway

[Texaskimo 135]

When your homeowner's insurance company, who you've only been with for 1 year, hits you with a 32% year over year increase forcing you to shop for new insurance again. Motherfuckers, I'd like to be able to go a couple of years before your incessant rate creep forces me to shop around again. What are you thinking?

[markstanco 12,461]

Casual restaurants that have tiny ass water cups, like the size of the little Dixie cup ones that you used to see in people’s bathrooms in the 80s.  Thanks, I really enjoy getting up to refill this 3 ounce cup 6 times during the course of my meal. 

Give an example of a location. I have never seen this.

[markstanco 12,461]

Peeling a boiled egg and the shell sticks to and pulls off the white. I get stabby.

Your eggs are too fresh. Google it.

[Walden Ponderer 12,638]

46 minutes ago, markstanco said:

10 hours ago, Winona said:

Peeling a boiled egg and the shell sticks to and pulls off the white. I get stabby.

Your eggs are too fresh. Google it.

Yep. They need to be a coupla weeks old to peel right. One of the first things I found out when I got backyard chickens.

[Jack Straw 2,953]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

11 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

Casual restaurants that have tiny ass water cups, like the size of the little Dixie cup ones that you used to see in people’s bathrooms in the 80s.  Thanks, I really enjoy getting up to refill this 3 ounce cup 6 times during the course of my meal. 

Give an example of a location. I have never seen this.

Modern Market 

[SHOOTER12 8,775]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Yep. They need to be a coupla weeks old to peel right. One of the first things I found out when I got backyard chickens.

Chad Briscoe bin steeling yur egs...

Edited March 28, 2019 by SHOOTER12

[Longboard Horn 39,987]

On 2/17/2019 at 10:39 PM, Helobious said:

She was black too but she didn’t say one word the whole time. She should ditch that guy. 

I only mentioned his race to be more descriptive, although it really wasn’t relevant to the story. He single-handedly vaulted DC to 2nd place on my “Cities with most aggressive homeless population” list. Even though I’m not sure he was homeless, he didn’t really look the part. 1st place is San Fran and it’s not close. There’s some seriously angry hobos over there every time I’ve been.

Portland is worse than San Fran

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

18 hours ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

Peeling a boiled egg and the shell sticks to and pulls off the white. I get stabby.

Wouldn't know about that I have people who do those mindless, menial tasks for me.

[VolenteHawk 495]

14 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

If you had ever heard me sing you change your funky tune.

How the hell do you think I got that gig with steel dragon mate.

You stood up and shouted?

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,791]

Wouldn't know about that I have people who do those mindless, menial tasks for me.

Picking it up at the supermarket or your moms house doesnt count

[Winona's Big Orange Bevo 197]

9 hours ago, markstanco said:

19 hours ago, Winona said:

Peeling a boiled egg and the shell sticks to and pulls off the white. I get stabby.

Your eggs are too fresh. Google it.

So you're saying I shouldn't go in and take 'em anymore. And when I say go in...

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

26 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Wouldn't know about that I have people who do those mindless, menial tasks for me.

Picking it up at the supermarket or your moms house doesnt count

Semantics brah, semantics.......

 

*doesn't

[NorthLoop 14,041]

Resealable bags that will not seal no matter what you do

[Walden Ponderer 12,638]

14 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Resealable bags that will not seal no matter what you do

Corollary: Resealable bags that won't open initially without destroying the resealing mechanism.

[Atxracer 797]

Not sure if already posted.  But, foreign call centers for service.  I mean, almost immediately surly. f you AT&T/Directv.

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

Just now, Atxracer said:

Not sure if already posted.  But, foreign call centers for service.  I mean, almost immediately surly. f you AT&T/Directv.

I know you name isn't Dave, bro. Don't think you're fooling anyone.