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Trivial Things That Make You Surly


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12 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Ten o clock last night, I ask some insignificant question to the wife about some insignificant shit my 3rd grader has coming up in school. Wife says "I'll text Mrs. ____." I'm like, what? its ten o clock at night.

Before I can even get the words out, the teacher has texted back.

Wtf.

Any mention of “scissors” in the texts?

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26 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Morons who try to be nice and let someone else at a four way stop go when its their turn. Fucks everything all up.

 

Guilty as charged, but I’m slow as fuck getting across the intersection. However, I only wave them to go first if nobody else is at said intersection. Once I get going across the intersection, gtf out of my way because I like to drive 5-10 mph over the speed limit (except in residential areas).

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2 hours ago, Llogg said:

This is stupid. It's never wrong to be in the appropriate lane for your course of action. You expecting other people to make multiple lane changes to accommodate the possibility that someone coming behind them might maybe want to turn right on red of the opportunity arises is the height of entitlement.

the only time it applies is when there's no one in lane to the left of the one that turns right, and you're not going right immediately past the intersection.  if that is the situation, i move over into the vacant lane since i'm going straight and will continue to do so.  if you don't do that, you're an inconsiderate douchenozzle unaware that you share this earth with other people.

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On 4/9/2019 at 7:49 PM, Jimbaround said:

Why is it that every fucking time I need to unlock the door to get in the house my keys are in the same pocket as whatever hand is carrying all the shit I’m bringing in from the car?

I’m forced to do the awkward opposite hand cross body pocket dig.

It makes it all better when my wife is sitting on the couch fifteen feet away from the door.

Side dominance thing I reckon. Same thing happens to me.

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6 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Morons who try to be nice and let someone else at a four way stop go when its their turn. Fucks everything all up.

When I'm walking, and I've got my headphones on, and I'm in a rhythm, and I need to cross a street, but I'm waiting patiently to get the correct signal at a crosswalk, and some nutjob stops in spite of his green light, and waves at me to go ahead and cross against the light.

Look, jackass, you're paying attention to me, and trying to be nice and all, but someday somebody is going to rear end your stupid ass because you're ignoring the rules. I didn't just learn to walk yesterday, I know what the fuck the crossing rules are, and I'd like to follow them, okay?

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17 hours ago, elfenix said:

the only time it applies is when there's no one in lane to the left of the one that turns right, and you're not going right immediately past the intersection.  if that is the situation, i move over into the vacant lane since i'm going straight and will continue to do so.  if you don't do that, you're an inconsiderate douchenozzle unaware that you share this earth with other people.

Often wrong, never in doubt.

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On 4/9/2019 at 9:09 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

So I found myself behind Tactical Backpack again this morning, and not having any urgent rush to get into the office, I decided to follow him to see where he works and to learn whatever else I could about the habits and rituals of such a strange creature.

He carried the scooter from Ogilvie Station all the way to Wabash and Monroe before eventually unfolding it and scooting off (map of walking route attached, along with a slightly better picture of his bag of bags.)

He had ample opportunity and clear enough sidewalks/streets to get it out much sooner, but he waited all that time.

Perhaps I spooked him. And maybe he's posting on a Zombie Prepper forum at this very moment about the stunningly handsome shithead who followed him this morning.

I don't know why, but 'bag of bags' cracked me up.  Well done, sir.

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Tear away plastic lids on food containers that don't stay together when you pull back the tab to tear them off. Yogurt tub had one this morning that tore only in the middle of the circle leaving two other portions that each had to be torn off. You had one job plastic separator. 

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2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
20 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
"24-7-365" makes me ragey.
24-7 is fine.  But, if you want to carry it further, it should be "24-7-52".  
You go from hours in a day, to days in a week, to days in a fucking year?  Makes no sense. 

24-7-4-12-365 doesnt roll off the tongue tho

That's because it has to be 24-7-4.333333333333333333333333-12-365.25

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I don't care how many screens you have tuned to sports in your bar. If there are sporting events on but you're pumping shitty pop music that appeals to teenage and twenty-something girls through the sound system instead of the sound from one of the games, you're not a sports bar. Least of all the "premier sports bar" of your town as you like to advertise. 

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2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I don't care how many screens you have tuned to sports in your bar. If there are sporting events on but you're pumping shitty pop music that appeals to teenage and twenty-something girls through the sound system instead of the sound from one of the games, you're not a sports bar. Least of all the "premier sports bar" of your town as you like to advertise. 

yep.

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9 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

can we all agree that people who talk during the movies should be executed immediately upon exiting the theater into the lobby?  

these people are running a close second behind Asian tourists overseas as the worst group of people in the fucking world.  

I'd say, people who talk when they shouldn't be talking, period.  

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stepped on chewing gum on the way to the office today.
 
honestly, chewing bubble gum is annoying enough as it is.  if you throw that shit carelessly on the ground, i fully support singaporean-style caning for that kind of action
People who litter in general need to be castrated.
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31 minutes ago, luke duke said:

OMG, the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris is burning. I must go on Facebook and let everyone know that I was lucky enough to visit it in 2003!!!!

When a foreign city is brought up, make unsolicited recommendation to do a specific thing at a specific place, as if it's the only place to do that only thing and is best known by a one-time visitor.

 

"Go to C'est Mon Plasir next to Square du Chanoine-Violett and have a rhubarb quiche for me!!"

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14 hours ago, luke duke said:

OMG, the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris is burning. I must go on Facebook and let everyone know that I was lucky enough to visit it in 2003!!!!

don't forget Twitter!!!! especially if you have a blue checkmark next to your name, people need to hear you're in solidarity with their feels!!!!

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6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

People who send work related email at 11 pm and then get huffy when I don't answer it until the following morning. Yes, I got notified tonight--I have a phone, just like the rest of the free world. But that doesn't move your dumbassed issue to the top of my list, it just pisses me off.

Not trivial at all.  I'm in O&G and have told several people that unless the rig is on fire, odds are it's going to wait until tomorrow.

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Not trivial at all.  I'm in O&G and have told several people that unless the rig is on fire, odds are it's going to wait until tomorrow.

Exactly. Also in O&G and I have set strict rules about work/life balance. In fact, at this most recent gig I don’t even have work email going to my phone. I work 40 hours and that is it. If I really need to work more, I will, but I will not let work cut into time with my kids for some shit that can wait until the next day. I live by the saying “failure to plan on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on my part”.
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4 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

People that save places in line at counter serve restaurants for their 5 family members and two besties. Wait for your party to get there prior to getting in line ahole.

people who save tables when there's a line for a counter serve restaurant. 

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