Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Jersey Man10 3551]

Fat.

Lazy.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

3 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Fat.

Lazy.

Bastard

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Dad?

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

I'm a stairs person, but what if the stairs aren't "right there"?

[Js1 85612]

32 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

I'm a stairs person, but what if the stairs aren't "right there"?

Our old office tower's stairs only had specific floors you could re-enter the building from (you could exit from any floor, but not enter any floor).  We had offices on 2 different floors (20/18) and it was a real PITA to wait for an elevator in a 75 story building to go down 2 floors but neither floor was a re-entry floor. 

Our new building has a concourse level and a plaza level.  The elevator bank has 4 elevators, 3 of which only go down to P and one that goes down to C. You can take an escalator to get from P to C.  The amount of people I see get to P from one of the non-C elevators and then WAIT FOR THE C ELEVATOR.... Lord we need a plague. 

[Bullneck 19218]

7 hours ago, RollLeft said:

People who get on the elevator and then push one floor above or below their current floor.  Lazy bastards.

I've been in buildings where the doors would lock you into the fire stair and you'd have to walk all the way to the ground floor.

[SilasCoade 2622]

why do you give a fuck what someone else is doing? Keep those fat fucks out of my way. I use the stairs b/c fuck waiting for the elevator. I don't want to wait for huffy mcgee to lug his meatbag up 40 stairs.

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

16 hours ago, 52-80 said:

This is universal.  Signage will indicate preference for preggos, old, disabled, babbies.

 

Bitches aren't entitled to shit and I ain't white knighting random hos on a commuter train, fuck that.

+rep for use of the word babbies.  It needs to come back.  It’s been unfairly relegated to a small town in England.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

I get really surly when people question why I give a fuck about what people do....  Why do they give a fuck about what I give a fuck about ?

[Okie State 3848]

why do you give a fuck what someone else is doing? Keep those fat fucks out of my way. I use the stairs b/c fuck waiting for the elevator. I don't want to wait for huffy mcgee to lug his meatbag up 40 stairs.

Because I work on the 12th floor and taking the stairs isn't a realistic option for me. I took them every day when I worked on the 5th floor. I also take them to and from my car on the 5th level of the garage.

[SilasCoade 2622]

18 minutes ago, Okie State said:

28 minutes ago, Llogg said:

why do you give a fuck what someone else is doing? Keep those fat fucks out of my way. I use the stairs b/c fuck waiting for the elevator. I don't want to wait for huffy mcgee to lug his meatbag up 40 stairs.

Because I work on the 12th floor and taking the stairs isn't a realistic option for me. I took them every day when I worked on the 5th floor. I also take them to and from my car on the 5th level of the garage.

Objection, relevance.

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

Our old office tower's stairs only had specific floors you could re-enter the building from (you could exit from any floor, but not enter any floor).  We had offices on 2 different floors (20/18) and it was a real PITA to wait for an elevator in a 75 story building to go down 2 floors but neither floor was a re-entry floor. 

Our new building has a concourse level and a plaza level.  The elevator bank has 4 elevators, 3 of which only go down to P and one that goes down to C. You can take an escalator to get from P to C.  The amount of people I see get to P from one of the non-C elevators and then WAIT FOR THE C ELEVATOR.... Lord we need a plague. 

[Okie State 3848]

Objection, relevance.

My point is I want those assholes off of the elevator that I'm forced to use. My opinion would change if I move back to a lower floor.

[gecko 1104]

The motion detecting faucets at the airport that seem to never work

[deadshank 24653]

15 minutes ago, gecko said:

The motion detecting faucets at the airport that seem to never work

You're invisible to radar, too?  

[Js1 85612]

1 hour ago, gecko said:

The motion detecting faucets at the airport that seem to never work

Do you also have issues with automatic doors? 

Maybe you don’t have a soul 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

2 hours ago, gecko said:

The motion detecting faucets at the airport that seem to never work

They never work when your hands are right under them, but they spout out water when you walk by them, lol

[52-80 19271]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Do you also have issues with automatic doors? 

Maybe you don’t have a soul 

Are you a vampire?

 

If you're a vampire you have to tell us

[52-80 19271]

Whats the TV/cable systems that takes like 3-5 seconds to change the fucking channel.  Infuriating. 

Often it's with TVs in hotels.  Where they also flash to some shitass customized hotel hub when you turn it on. 

I'm not interested in the weather or fucking dining menu for tonight -- I just want to watch the fucking TV

[Underdog 28800]

Do you wipe down the remote before using? Hear people do strange things with hotel remotes. 

[elfenix 34340]

People with just one working brake light

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

It's got an LSU sticker on the back. Shocked they have any working lights.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

It's got an LSU sticker on the back  a GM/Chevy. Shocked they have any working lights.

Edited because most Tahoes/Yukons around those model years rarely had all lights working.

[luke duke 6414]

Do you wipe down the remote before using? Hear people do strange things with hotel remotes. 

 

Don’t judge me for taking the sharpie challenge to the next level, bro.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Do you wipe down the remote before using? Hear people do strange things with hotel remotes. 

 

1 hour ago, luke duke said:

 

Don’t judge me for taking the sharpie challenge to the next level, bro.

[Guest Lobo]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Do you wipe down the remote before using? Hear people do strange things with hotel remotes. 

You have to wipe down the remote in a hotel room before touching it.  Takes 4 seconds.  Also, the desk in hotel rooms---wipe down the area in front of the chair, the armrests, and don't use the washcloths.  Ever.  Just common sense.  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Don't tell him about the bed spread.

[elfenix 34340]

23 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You have to wipe down the remote in a hotel room before touching it.  Takes 4 seconds.  Also, the desk in hotel rooms---wipe down the area in front of the chair, the armrests, and don't use the washcloths.  Ever.  Just common sense.  

what am i supposed to jizz into, then?

[ztejas 43549]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

what am i supposed to jizz into, then?

Huh? It's a hotel room man. Just cum wherever. The floor, the lampshade, on the housekeeper, it's all fair game. 

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

what am i supposed to jizz into, then?

Fair point, I meant don't use the washcloths for their original purpose.  I typically opt for tissues, but many times it's been the washcloths.  If you're a valued member of the Starwood or Hyatt chains, we know each other biblically.  

[52-80 19271]

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Do you wipe down the remote before using? Hear people do strange things with hotel remotes. 

Smartphone w/ IR blaster

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

Just wear one of those suits from The Hot Zone.

[Prepuce of Doom 21110]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Huh? It's a hotel room man. Just cum wherever. The floor, the lampshade, on the housekeeper, it's all fair game. 

Don't forget the Bible! 

[deadshank 24653]

Dipshits that are too stupid to understand the concept of the magnet in the street at light signal controlled intersections and don’t actually stop over it causing them and everyone behind them to sit through 5 light cycles.  

[Guest]

why would you not use a hotel washcloth?

 

Is the assumption that they do not actually get replaced every day?

[cmontexas 3283]

When you merge onto a highway and jackass in the far right lane speeds up to get in front of you, and when you slow down to get in behind them they move into the middle lane which was OPEN THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME

[The University 851]

when a show is filming a scene in an automobile and they are flipping back and forth from the front seat to the back seat, they typically take out the headrests. obviously they are doing this to remove any obstructions in the shot, but i'll be damned if it doesn't annoy me for some unknown reason. 

[Jersey Man10 3551]

Cars with no tint.


How can people live like Savages?

[Guest Lobo]

When a server at a restaurant greets you with, "Have you dined with us before/Have you been here before?"  Unless it's at El Bulli and we're taking a culinary tour for the ages, it doesn't fucking matter if I've been to your place 100 times or never. 

Will my answer somehow affect your service or the way they prepare the food?  "Oh, it's their first time here?  Okay team...let's cook the chicken all the way through then." 

Yeah, I get it.  I order food, they cook it, you bring it out to me, I eat it, I pay you, I leave.  

It's verbal flair 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

13 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Don't forget the Bible! 

Gideon your rocks off, eh?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

if you email a picture from your iPhone, you have four options: small, medium, large, and normal. Small is 34 KB, medium is 100 KB, large is 1 MB, actual size is 2.3 MB. Medium doesn't really seem very medium to me on that spectrum. 

[luke duke 6414]

if you email a picture from your iPhone, you have four options: small, medium, large, and normal. Small is 34 KB, medium is 100 KB, large is 1 MB, actual size is 2.3 MB. Medium doesn't really seem very medium to me on that spectrum. 

You don’t seem to mind the non-linear scale when you tell women about your medium-sized cock.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

30 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 

You don’t seem to mind the non-linear scale when you tell women about your medium-sized cock.

 

"Oh, yeah, baby, you like that? You like getting it good and hard? I mean getting it decent and medium?"

[davidg 4038]

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

if you email a picture from your iPhone, you have four options: small, medium, large, and normal. Small is 34 KB, medium is 100 KB, large is 1 MB, actual size is 2.3 MB. Medium doesn't really seem very medium to me on that spectrum. 

convert those over to number of pixels height and weight and get back to us on whether it seems medium or not

[luke duke 6414]

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

"Oh, yeah, baby, you like that? You like getting it good and hard? I mean getting it decent and medium?"

Are you recording me?

[NWBuck 8588]

6 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

if you email a picture from your iPhone, you have four options: small, medium, large, and normal. Small is 34 KB, medium is 100 KB, large is 1 MB, actual size is 2.3 MB. Medium doesn't really seem very medium to me on that spectrum. 

Same spectrum as when the smallest pizza/beverage is the "medium".

[GottaB 595]

Don't forget the Bible! 

Those damn gideons

[elfenix 34340]

Same spectrum as when the smallest pizza/beverage is the "medium".

14" pizzas being sold as "large". 14" is a goddamn medium pizza.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21965]

The tv weather girl just told me it’s going to be much more drier in the morning, and she’s not even hot.

[ztejas 43549]

The uncanny ability for females to take innocuous, everyday situation and turn it into oh my god that is hilarious. That is so hilarious. No. Shut up. He did not. You're kidding.