Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Lat22 4019]

WOOOOO!

['stache 21892]

On 8/9/2019 at 7:05 PM, After irth said:

That’s because most people are either “mayo” people or “mustard” people. Very few people swing both ways with such casual ease as you. 

Very sophisticated of you, I must say. 

Mayo, mustard, AND ketchup? I think that’s one sign for identifying a serial killer.

[SilasCoade 2622]

32 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Mayo, mustard, AND ketchup? I think that’s one sign for identifying a serial killer.

or an 8 year old.

[RollLeft 5045]

If i put mayo on my burger its always top bun and the slices of tomato and a leaf of lettuce and all other veggies must separate and shield it from the cheese/meat.  Mayo touching my cheese sucks.  Mustard and all other condiments are on the bottom bun.   Any other method of prep makes me surly.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

35 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

If i put mayo on my burger its always top bun and the slices of tomato and a leaf of lettuce and all other veggies must separate and shield it from the cheese/meat.  Mayo touching my cheese sucks.  Mustard and all other condiments are on the bottom bun.   Any other method of prep makes me surly.

If you're going to put mayo on your burger it should touch the meat.  The flavors of the mayo and grilled meat mix well.

Edited August 11, 2019 by Onboard 2.0

[elfenix 34341]

^^ and it should be on the bottom bun to provide a water proof barrier btw the meat and the bun

[MNLonghornFUKM 8823]

This is going to get personal soon. Very touchy subject, I wouldn't be surprised if we see a fight break out

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

This is going to get personal soon. Very touchy subject, I wouldn't be surprised if we see a fight break out

Don't start shit won't be shit.

[elfenix 34341]

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

This is going to get personal soon. Very touchy subject, I wouldn't be surprised if we see a fight break out

mustard and shredded onion go on the burger while cooking after the flip, then a slice of cheese is applied and the top bun is put in place to steam a bit.

[Fudge Nuggets 19228]

On 8/9/2019 at 8:38 AM, Jerry Callo said:

You're behind.  I vacuum sealed left over candy from last year to pass out this year.

Why would you waste the effort to vacuum seal it?  It’s going to get mixed up with the rest of the candy from the neighborhood.

[HenryJames 66189]

Ray LaMontagne’s voice.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

mustard and shredded onion go on the burger while cooking after the flip, then a slice of cheese is applied and the top bun is put in place to steam a bit.

Oh yeah, that'll work.  I'd add caramelized onion, but we quibble.

[After irth 1245]

3 hours ago, Llogg said:

or an 8 year old.

Why not both?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21968]

i like my burgers with may on one bun and HEB honey mustard on the other bun, but you can't get that at Whataburger so I have to settle for regular mustard.

[elfenix 34341]

5 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oh yeah, that'll work.  I'd add caramelized onion, but we quibble.

oh i make sure some onions gets down into the sizzling beef fat so i get some quick caramelization.  i use the method from kenji lopez-alt as shown on the burger show (though, since i don't grind my own, it's not as loose as your mom like his is)

[RollLeft 5045]

16 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oh yeah, that'll work.  I'd add caramelized onion, but we quibble.

No thanks to caramelized onions.  Fresh chopped (within Pico ftw).  As for mayo on the meat.  I have had it and it does work but for me that would mean no cheese.  Mayo and cheese don't mix well at all. Mayo on bottom bun?  Next you will tell me peanut butter goes on top and jelly on bottom.   

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Just now, RollLeft said:

No thanks to caramelized onions.  Fresh chopped (within Pico ftw).  As for mayo on the meat.  I have had it and it does work but for me that would mean no cheese.  Mayo and cheese don't mix well at all. Mayo on bottom bun?  Next you will tell me peanut butter goes on top and jelly on bottom.   

They both have their places, sometimes interchangeable, but on a burger caramelized, on a hot dog, fresh chopped.  

I'm strictly a (creamy) peanut butter man, but if you insist on mixing, it needs to be preserves, not jelly.

[Jerry Callo 8745]

18 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why would you waste the effort to vacuum seal it?  It’s going to get mixed up with the rest of the candy from the neighborhood.

I like vacuum sealing stuff.  And, if it wasn't vacuum sealed, the family would have finished it off before the end of November.

[lateshow 1308]

Mayo on a burger makes me surly as hell. Damn commies. 

[Steamboat1874 4087]

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

No thanks to caramelized onions.  Fresh chopped (within Pico ftw).  As for mayo on the meat.  I have had it and it does work but for me that would mean no cheese.  Mayo and cheese don't mix well at all. Mayo on bottom bun?  Next you will tell me peanut butter goes on top and jelly on bottom.   

I beg to differ....

[markstanco 12631]

I hate road construction in general, but it is needed.  Today heading in to work, I see "Right lane closed ahead".  Traffic cones ease us in to the left lane, and over TWO MILES AWAY they were working on a bridge!  Why is this allowed by TXDOT? 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I hate road construction in general, but it is needed.  Today heading in to work, I see "Right lane closed ahead".  Traffic cones ease us in to the left lane, and over TWO MILES AWAY they were working on a bridge!  Why is this allowed by TXDOT? 

Cause some dumb ass would try to merge at the last second, and go airborne into the water ?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21968]

11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I hate road construction in general, but it is needed.  Today heading in to work, I see "Right lane closed ahead".  Traffic cones ease us in to the left lane, and over TWO MILES AWAY they were working on a bridge!  Why is this allowed by TXDOT? 

At least that's better than when they forget to give you any warning at all and you come around a curve and the right lane is blocked 50 feet ahead.  That happened to me go home last Friday.

[52-80 19271]

On 8/11/2019 at 9:34 PM, HenryJames said:

Ray LaMontagne’s voice.

ryan goslin's voice he sounds like a 13 year old choir boy

[MNLonghornFUKM 8823]

I hate when people complain about price gouging other fans for football games. Maybe its it's a small town North Dakota thing but it drives me up the wall when dumbfuck gives his .02 about ripping off fellow ndsu fans by making a profit for bigger games for the area.

No I don't care how you're more honorable because you're stupid enough to sell for face value when demand far outweighs the supply.

[Trey3216 15378]

24 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I hate when people complain about price gouging other fans for football games. Maybe its it's a small town North Dakota thing but it drives me up the wall when dumbfuck gives his .02 about ripping off fellow ndsu fans by making a profit for bigger games for the area.

No I don't care how you're more honorable because you're stupid enough to sell for face value when demand far outweighs the supply.

And the guy that bought them for face value probably turned around and flipped them for a profit 

[elfenix 34341]

unlike most computer keyboards with the F keys in 3 groups of 4 keys, my wireless keyboard has 4 groups of 3 keys, and i constantly hit F4 instead of F5 because of it. 

[Bullneck 19222]

When girls on Instagram refer to themselves or other girls as "Queen."

[MNLonghornFUKM 8823]

And the guy that bought them for face value probably turned around and flipped them for a profit 

Yea probably.

[bluto 4943]

Not sure if trivial but pissed me right off... pick up a couple bs items at rei a month ago and bought the membership, partly Bc the clerk said “if you sign up today you get this $20 coupon that is valid next month”... take coupon back in to buy some shit tonight ‘sorry sir, since you didn’t buy $100 at the time you signed up it’s no good’

“why the hell did they give it to me in the first place?”

‘Sorry, it’s policy’

 

And that’s how you lose a customer (not a poor, but don’t like bait/switch bullshit)

 

[markstanco 12631]

I hate when people complain about price gouging other fans for football games. Maybe its it's a small town North Dakota thing but it drives me up the wall when dumbfuck gives his .02 about ripping off fellow ndsu fans by making a profit for bigger games for the area.

No I don't care how you're more honorable because you're stupid enough to sell for face value when demand far outweighs the supply.

How much over face does NDSU tickets go for on a big game? (Serious question)

[GottaB 595]

How much over face does NDSU tickets go for on a big game? (Serious question)

Three fiddy. (Not serious answer)

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

When girls on Instagram refer to themselves or other girls as "Queen."

What about when guys do it?

[Underdog 28804]

Elton John's probably the only guy I can think of who refers to himself as Queen. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8823]

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

How much over face does NDSU tickets go for on a big game? (Serious question)

I sold my 2 tickets to someone for $350 total, print value is $46 bucks. its for an inner state rivalry vs UND. so I pocketed roughly 260 bucks roughly. theyre endzone seats about halfway up. 

 

Its not a "big game" because NDSU should win comfortably, just the whole instate rivalry thing thats starting to be renewed after a 15 year hiatus. The other 5 NDSU games I wont get as much obviously. If Im lucky  maybe 75-100 bucks per ticket for some pud opponent like Missouri State. Homecoming might be a good money maker who knows. The stadium only holds 19K so theres some good demand out there from people who get shut out on single game ticks that are sold out in minutes when available to the public

[MNLonghornFUKM 8823]

Three fiddy. (Not serious answer)

Actually.. unintentionally you're right lolol

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

Ballin

[Loco 3754]

opening the freezer door just as the ice dispenser does it's thing.

[Moby Ric 2058]

At the store, getting a pack of sodas, why do they put them on there side so you can't just poke the little holder on top and pick them up?  There is a right side up you people.

Edited August 13, 2019 by Moby Ric

[DougO 5256]

The way so many amateur photographers watermark their photos with their name in giant douchey script that stands out more than the subject of their photos. And they tend to put it in a weird place as well, to make sure you can't not notice their douchey stupidass script watermark. Some of the photography is good. Let the pictures do the talking.

Massively over post-processed photos, goofy hipster filters, and abuse of HDR go in this same category.

Edited August 14, 2019 by DougO

[elfenix 34341]

it's so you're less likely to pirate the image

[HRSchenker 2275]

T-shirts with pocket print and no pocket. I mean, nobody wears tshirts with pockets anymore so why do that stupid print? Most of my shirts from high school and early college years have that stupid goddamn print. Why?!

[El Diablo 4232]

14 hours ago, DougO said:

The way so many amateur photographers watermark their photos with their name in giant douchey script that stands out more than the subject of their photos. And they tend to put it in a weird place as well, to make sure you can't not notice their douchey stupidass script watermark. Some of the photography is good. Let the pictures do the talking.

Massively over post-processed photos, goofy hipster filters, and abuse of HDR go in this same category.

I was watching a jared polin youtube vid and he was critiquing submitted photos and it was shocking how many had these watermarks you describe. turrble. he made it a point to mock them.

[Sandman 3419]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

it's so you're less likely to pirate the image

It's piss.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

29 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

T-shirts with pocket print and no pocket. I mean, nobody wears tshirts with pockets anymore so why do that stupid print? Most of my shirts from high school and early college years have that stupid goddamn print. Why?!

Pocket or no pocket I like the small front logo thank you very much.  I prefer small logos on the front, and the big image to be on the back.

[HRSchenker 2275]

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Pocket or no pocket I like the small front logo thank you very much.  I prefer small logos on the front, and the big image to be on the back.

Would you prefer it centered? I just can't stand the logo being on the side like that.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

3 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Would you prefer it centered? I just can't stand the logo being on the side like that.

Yeah I get it.  I like the small pocket location logo (even without a pocket, but do prefer pocket T's), but it's not a deal breaker. I definitely don't like big in your face logos on the front of a T.

I think I've got close to 250 T's I've collected over the years.  If I really like a shirt design I'll get 2.  I dig advertising art.

Edited August 14, 2019 by Onboard 2.0

[Trey3216 15378]

7 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Pocket or no pocket I like the small front logo thank you very much.  I prefer small logos on the front, and the big image to be on the back.

That's what I noticed about your mom's tattoos.  

[ztejas 43549]

On 8/12/2019 at 7:54 PM, Bullneck said:

girls on Instagram

FIFY

Not the swimsuit pics, though. Those don't make me surly. 

[Underdog 28804]

1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

T-shirts with pocket print and no pocket. I mean, nobody wears tshirts with pockets anymore so why do that stupid print? Most of my shirts from high school and early college years have that stupid goddamn print. Why?!

 

49 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Pocket or no pocket I like the small front logo thank you very much.  I prefer small logos on the front, and the big image to be on the back.

I like the simple small logo/print on pocket side(not a fan of pocket Tees) but hate the gaudy, god awful shit some shirts will have on the back.  A couple of my favorite Tees was a Longhorn logo and a K (UK) logo, plain and simple.