Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

On 8/16/2019 at 9:54 AM, lateshow said:

Floppy

See your doctor.

[Your Mom 4986]

 

Fuck these things. 

Edited August 21, 2019 by Your Mom

[NeverMarryAStripper 22395]

They blow, they don't suck

[Trey3216 15458]

Is there anything more annoying than seeing posts on social media from friends or friends' kids taking pictures with "I ordered my aggy ring today!"?   Fucking clowns.  

[MissingInAction 25635]

First day of school pics. . Fuck yo kids!

[Jersey Man10 3808]

#putanaggieringonit !

[NeverMarryAStripper 22395]

First day of school pics. . Fuck yo kids!

[Iceman 2996]

Why the fuck is everyone on a Mr Rogers kick lately?

 

Half the shit he espoused would trigger the living fuck out of the mamby pambies touting his wisdom as of late.

Edited August 22, 2019 by Iceman

[El Diablo 4232]

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

First day of school pics. . Fuck yo kids!

First day of school drivers. Holy fuck, shove a rusty cactus up your ass motherfuckers. It's like everyone just forgot they had to have kids at school and they're all flying around in a panic. It's like Jade is everyone's mother. "First day of school? Oh shit, I forgot!"

[DaysOff 8252]

Why the fuck is everyone on a Mr Rogers kick lately?
 
Half the shit he espoused would trigger the living fuck out of the mamby pambies touting his wisdom as of late.

Yeah. I was born in 66 so that's prime Rogers territory, and I thought that dude was gay as shit as a small child. Never understood the appeal.

[RollLeft 5092]

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

2 hours ago, Iceman said:

Why the fuck is everyone on a Mr Rogers kick lately?
 
Half the shit he espoused would trigger the living fuck out of the mamby pambies touting his wisdom as of late.

Yeah. I was born in 66 so that's prime Rogers territory, and I thought that dude was gay as shit as a small child. Never understood the appeal.

I'd be fascinated to see a psychological profile of you.

[Iceman 2996]

2 hours ago, RollLeft said:

I'd be fascinated to see a psychological profile of you.

That makes 2 of us...

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

17 hours ago, DaysOff said:

19 hours ago, Iceman said:

Why the fuck is everyone on a Mr Rogers kick lately?
 
Half the shit he espoused would trigger the living fuck out of the mamby pambies touting his wisdom as of late.

Yeah. I was born in 66 so that's prime Rogers territory, and I thought that dude was gay as shit as a small child. Never understood the appeal.

66 kid here too. Loved Mr. Rogers & his show. But not as much as Sesame Street.

 

No homo.

[Iceman 2996]

Electric Company was better than all that shit...

 

Mr Rogers was a dork who wore weird ass sweaters.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Shit, in our neighborhood, you'd get beaten up by the other Kids if you admitted to watching any of those. 62 kid here.

[El Diablo 4232]

Romper Room and NEW Zoo review wer for the figs

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Just now, El Diablo said:

Romper Room and NEW Zoo review wer for the figs

Romper room gave a whole other meaning to being a do bee..

[El Diablo 4232]

Henrietta hippo was a fucking who're and I blame her for Vic Mackey's obsession.

[Underdog 29263]

Romper Room, Captain Kangaroo for this guy. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Romper Room, Captain Kangaroo for this guy. 

Mr. Green jeans was da bomb.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Don't accept a call invite and dial into the call and then say "oh I'm in the car and not in front of my laptop and can't talk about (the piece of the business I'm responsible for), sorry", just decline the fucking invite next time so it can get moved which is what ends up happening anyway.

[elfenix 34823]

Im waiting to get my hair cut and this guy here is asking questions like he's never been to to a barber or salon before. The inanity is driving me nuts.

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

25 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Im waiting to get my hair cut and this guy here is asking questions like he's never been to to a barber or salon before.

"BUT DOES THE HAIR GROW BACK, IS WHAT I'M ASKING."

[HouTex 1945]

Shit, in our neighborhood, you'd get beaten up by the other Kids if you admitted to watching any of those. 62 kid here.

62 here and it was the same in my town. I couldn't stand Mr Roger's, sesame street, or Capt. Kangaroo.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

10 minutes ago, HouTex said:

62 here and it was the same in my town. I couldn't stand Mr Roger's, sesame street, or Capt. Kangaroo.

You can say what you like about those first 2 , but we're gone have words on the Capt'n !!!!!  : )

I think some of my earliest recollections are sitting there with my cousins watching bunny rabbit, the Capt'n and Mr. Greenjeans every day eating Frosted Flakes.... 

[HouTex 1945]

You can have the Capt. My memories are of Ginger and Mary Ann and Barbara Eden's torso.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 hours ago, HouTex said:

You can have the Capt. My memories are of Ginger and Mary Ann and Barbara Eden's torso.

Well, to be fair those are different mammaries.... memories.....

[Okie State 3908]

Been said a thousand times, but people who litter. Saw some guy finish a drink and throw the bottle down the storm drain with no fucks given.

[Guest Lobo]

When you get in an Uber a mile south of the River and he knows you’re going to 2nd & Congress.  Then says his phone is acting up and starts driving.  You’re busy on your phone expecting him to drive downtown.   You look and he’s got you guys almost down to southwest parkway.   Now we are headed back downtown, I’m 20mts late because there was an accident and he’s cut off two drivers pretty seriously.  I got a 4.98 to protect but this guy can’t gave five stars.  

[Brisketexan 107113]

Sonsabitches who think that maybe you’ll be granted permanent Canadian residency if you just camp out in a bathroom stall at YYZ. I wait damned near 10 mins. I can hear a guy in the handicap stall walking around and doing stuff. He finally vacates. I go in...to find the floor flooded and all the TP gone. So I have to bail...and continue to wait on any of the other three stalls, where I am convinced the occupants are busy constructing a nice 2br 1ba cottage. A while later, one emerges. At least he hadn’t taken a goddamn bath all over the floor, and there was TP. Fucking a.

[HenryJames 67615]

I’m here for all the Surly child bad asses.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

It really annoys me when I'm on the local hike and bike trails and these bungholes have a blue tooth speaker the size of a 3 liter soda strapped to their bike blasting they're music.  Use headphones 

[Bullneck 19658]

I hate that my car GPS shows my position in the middle of the screen.  I don't need to see where I've been, but I'd like to see as much as where I"m going as possible

[Paco 1964]

I'm 1300 miles from the nearest Whataburger so I went to Five Guys for a quick burger. What's with the fries? Who the fuck needs nine pounds of undercooked french fries?

[wd40 1976]

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Sonsabitches who think that maybe you’ll be granted permanent Canadian residency if you just camp out in a bathroom stall at YYZ. I wait damned near 10 mins. I can hear a guy in the handicap stall walking around and doing stuff. He finally vacates. I go in...to find the floor flooded and all the TP gone. So I have to bail...and continue to wait on any of the other three stalls, where I am convinced the occupants are busy constructing a nice 2br 1ba cottage. A while later, one emerges. At least he hadn’t taken a goddamn bath all over the floor, and there was TP. Fucking a.

sonsabitches who reply to everything with a video.

 

related, but the opposite:  I get excessive pleasure when I enter the men's room and the lights come on automatically.  usually  means I can breath like a normal person, immediately.  once in a blue moon, though, there's a camper in there, like your friend.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

59 minutes ago, Paco said:

I'm 1300 miles from the nearest Whataburger so I went to Five Guys for a quick burger. What's with the fries? Who the fuck needs nine pounds of undercooked french fries?

Why do you hate Idaho so much ??

[WhatTheBuck 28959]

1 hour ago, Paco said:

I'm 1300 miles from the nearest Whataburger so I went to Five Guys for a quick burger. What's with the fries? Who the fuck needs nine pounds of undercooked french fries?

They serve limp, soggy fries but they give you a shitload of them. My experience has been that they're brown and overcooked. And still limp and soggy. And their burgers suck. And they only had mustard in packets. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22395]

I think five guys stands for the number of people that like the food

[Sam Lin 3610]

3 hours ago, wd40 said:

I get excessive pleasure when I enter the men's room and the lights come on automatically.  usually  means I can breath like a normal person, immediately.  once in a blue moon, though, there's a camper in there, like your friend.

I've camped long enough for the lights to automatically shut off on me a few times...

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

People that have STRONG EMOTIONS!!!!! about Andrew Luck retiring. The critics are bad but the defenders are worse. It's the most HS freshman lunch table sports discussion I can remember in years. It makes the Kaepernick/kneeling discussion look mature and erudite. 

[Steamboat1874 4409]

10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I think five guys stands for the number of people that like the food

Went once and no reason to ever go back.

Would rather eat McDonalds.

[Iceman 2996]

Idiot smoking a cigarette while leaning on a caddy of propane tanks.

 

I don't hate the smoker.  I hate the canisters for not igniting.

[TornACL 7822]

For those of you with any kind of intraoffice instant messaging...

When people message you as follows.

 

Them: Good afternoon.

Me: Hey.

Them: How are you?

 

Look, dude, I know you need something. Get to the fucking point. It's messenger, we don't need to small talk. Just ask me whatever you need to ask me. 

 

[Iceman 2996]

2 hours ago, TornACL said:

For those of you with any kind of intraoffice instant messaging...

When people message you as follows.

 

Them: Good afternoon.

Me: Hey.

Them: How are you?

 

Look, dude, I know you need something. Get to the fucking point. It's messenger, we don't need to small talk. Just ask me whatever you need to ask me. 

 

When a superior who rarely compliments anything starts out the conversation telling you how great something very obscure/ trivial you did was for the team.

 

Get to the point motherfucker.  What’s your ask?

 

I always want to ask them if they just read a book on influencing others...  “follow that script, you insincere jackass”

[You don't know me 1163]

The use of the word “superior” when referencing someone senior to me.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 hours ago, You don't know me said:

The use of the word “superior” when referencing someone senior to me.

Sorry if the truth hurts brah.

[El Diablo 4232]

11 hours ago, Iceman said:

When a superior who rarely compliments anything starts out the conversation telling you how great something very obscure/ trivial you did was for the team.

 

Get to the point motherfucker.  What’s your ask?

 

I always want to ask them if they just read a book on influencing others...  “follow that script, you insincere jackass”

What's your ask? Hahahaha... holy fuck.

[You don't know me 1163]

8 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Sorry if the truth hurts brah.

You don't know me.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

10 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

You don't know me.

Well......... username checks out.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

When I walking in the tunnels in Houston and a herd of people in front of me are slow as fuck AND fan out to take up the whole tunnel so I can’t pass. Get the fuck out of the way.