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10 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

The admission of that severe character flaw indicator should get you crowd source banned.

he didn't have any flair on there...

 

You're right.  I should not have missed that reference.

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Radio commentators who don't mention the score. I just got in the car and dude talked and talked and talked coming back from break without mentioning the score.

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the inability of the vast majority, bordering on the entirety, of the LSU and Ohio State fanbases to understand what the basis is for calling Texas "DBU"

like I don't mind fans saying "NUH UH, WE'RE DBU NOT YOU" because that's normal shit talking but god fucking damnit if I have to hear another motherfucker say "DURRRR Joe Burrow threw for 471 yards DBU HURRRRRRR" I'm going to have to find that person and choke them out. 

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Meeting organizer: "OK, I think that's it, that's everything on the agenda. Let's do a roundtable real quick. Schmucko, anything you want to bring up?"

Schmucko: "No."

Meeting organizer: "Dipshit, you got anything?"

Dipshit: "No."

Meeting organizer: "Assmaster, anything from you?"

Assmaster: "No."

Meeting organizer: "OK, then I think we're done here and we can wrap up.... um, one other thing I wanted to bring up...."

FUCK YOU YOUR MEETING IS OVER MOTHERFUCKER

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I’m eating small pieces of bread now to reduce carb intake. When I put them in the toaster, I can’t get them out because they are too small. I have to turn over the toaster every time, releasing crumbs all over the countertop. I can’t live this way. I won’t live this way.

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3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Meeting overtime should be illegal. 

One overtime is okay I think if the meeting ends in a tie and you need some way to determine a winner. The shit of 4 and 5 meeting overtimes is horse cock.

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15 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

One overtime is okay I think if the meeting ends in a tie and you need some way to determine a winner. The shit of 4 and 5 meeting overtimes is horse cock.

Penalty shootout after the first overtime.

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"Why don't we take this conversation off-line?"  

We are off-line you fucking asshole.  When you're in person, face-to-face with people...that's off-line.  That's the fucking term.  That's why we have it.  Every fucking business meeting is another continuation of Kenny Bania telling Jerry after the soup, they should go out for dinner.  This is it Bania, the soup is the meal!  This is the fucking off-line meeting.  Take your fucked up head, chance into your vineyard vines outfit, get into your Tahoe, grab your sticks, go play a round at your club, head home to your shitty family, and leave us the fuck alone.  Some of us don't live to listen to your drivel.  

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Just now, davidg said:

It must suck having the old man piss dribbles.

or firehose pressure...  nevermind the puddles in front of the urinals

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Penalty shootout after the first overtime.

Set a time limit. If it's not over then, it's a tie. Sometimes there are no winners, no need to keep dragging it out. See the Divorce Stuff thread elsewhere if you're not sure about this.

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50 minutes ago, Loco said:

Having to take a piss when you are out and wearing flip flops....

It's not great, but it really sucks when you're wearing flip-flops and the guys pissing on either side of you are wearing flip-flops.  And everyone has been hoisting a few beers.  And you're in a Malaysian holding cell.  

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On 9/7/2019 at 6:12 PM, elfenix said:

Radio commentators who don't mention the score. I just got in the car and dude talked and talked and talked coming back from break without mentioning the score.

Yeah, fuck that guy

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Radio commentators who don't mention the score. I just got in the car and dude talked and talked and talked coming back from break without mentioning the score.

Any TV sports broadcast that does not continuously display the score and situation on the screen when not at commercial. That includes camera angles showing booth discussions between three guys I don’t give a shit about.

I should be able to glance at the screen and know what’s happening.
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18 minutes ago, GottaB said:


Any TV sports broadcast that does not continuously display the score and situation on the screen when not at commercial. That includes camera angles showing booth discussions between three guys I don’t give a shit about.

I should be able to glance at the screen and know what’s happening.

ABC has started using a florescent yellow graphic in the lower right corner to promote their upcoming shows. Fuck me if I didn't think it was a "flag" thrown on the play about a dozen times this weekend.

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

ABC has started using a florescent yellow graphic in the lower right corner to promote their upcoming shows. Fuck me if I didn't think it was a "flag" thrown on the play about a dozen times this weekend.

Same.

ESPN did similar last night and removed it after half time. 

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7 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

ABC has started using a florescent yellow graphic in the lower right corner to promote their upcoming shows. Fuck me if I didn't think it was a "flag" thrown on the play about a dozen times this weekend.

The "Breaking News" thing that pops up on the crawl is yellow too, I thought there was a flag but instead, it was "Antonio Brown released & signed w/Patriots". WTF, use red & white or something.

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there's a spot on my commute home where the speed limit increases from 35 to 50.  no one seems to notice.  most motherfuckers don't start going 50 until the next sign a half mile on down. 

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30 minutes ago, elfenix said:

there's a spot on my commute home where the speed limit increases from 35 to 50.  no one seems to notice.  most motherfuckers don't start going 50 until the next sign a half mile on down. 

Where they speed up must be where the school zone starts

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1 hour ago, elfenix said:

there's a spot on my commute home where the speed limit increases from 35 to 50.  no one seems to notice.  most motherfuckers don't start going 50 until the next sign a half mile on down. 

I used to be the one trying to bump draft the slow people to speed up. Now I just say screw it and slowly speed up and then cruise just below the speed limit. I enjoy getting people's pressure up. If it causes you to be late. Leave earlier the next itme. Also get off my lawn.

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36 minutes ago, Stormandy said:

I used to be the one trying to bump draft the slow people to speed up. Now I just say screw it and slowly speed up and then cruise just below the speed limit. I enjoy getting people's pressure up. If it causes you to be late. Leave earlier the next itme. Also get off my lawn.

I hate you

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

When I'm inputting a code to redeem a movie or some shit and I can't tell if it's an 0 or an O.

i'm having flashbacks to nintendo passcodes

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Posted
50 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

When I'm inputting a code to redeem a movie or some shit and I can't tell if it's an 0 or an O.

Holy shit, that is really starting to drive my crazy.  Seemed like for years they'd use the slash through the 0 to make it easier to decipher from the letter "O."

Also, what the fuck with people saying "Oh" when reciting numbers.  O is a letter, the word you're looking for is "Zero."  

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6 hours ago, Stormandy said:

I used to be the one trying to bump draft the slow people to speed up. Now I just say screw it and slowly speed up and then cruise just below the speed limit. I enjoy getting people's pressure up. If it causes you to be late. Leave earlier the next itme. Also get off my lawn.

Jeebus you're quite the fuckstick.

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8 hours ago, Stormandy said:

I used to be the one trying to bump draft the slow people to speed up. Now I just say screw it and slowly speed up and then cruise just below the speed limit. I enjoy getting people's pressure up. If it causes you to be late. Leave earlier the next itme. Also get off my lawn.

Seriously, go fuck yourself, cunt. 

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