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18 hours ago, nnm said:

Never get an ATM withdrawal fee with USAA. Anywhere in the world (and I travel internationally for work A LOT). They reimburse for any ATM fee. If you didn’t serve, get in through one of your parents or grandparents that did. It’s worth it for the banking alone, but the rates, responsiveness and service in their insurance is second to none. And given the international nature of their member base, they are great on international banking issues. 

been trying to get my dad to open an account there for years.  every time i bring it up he just tells me USAA was for officers and GEICO was for enlisted.

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Why the postal sucks at their job on full display.

You have to read from the bottom up since it is a daily tracking. Hilarious.


Shipped with USPS


Wednesday, January 8

10:43 AM

Delivered

Texarkana, TX US

7:10 AM

Out for delivery

Texarkana, TX US

4:59 AM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Texarkana, TX US

Tuesday, January 7

9:47 PM

Package has left the carrier facility

Shreveport, LA

8:29 PM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Shreveport La Distribution Center, US

12:48 AM

Package has left the carrier facility

Little Rock, AR

12:07 AM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Little Rock Ar Distribution Center Annex, US

Sunday, January 5

11:55 AM

Possible delay in delivery due to arrival at incorrect carrier facility

Magnolia, AR

11:55 AM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Magnolia, AR US

5:16 AM

Package transferred to local postal carrier for final delivery

Texarkana, TX US

5:10 AM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Texarkana, TX US

Saturday, January 4

3:00 AM

Package departed an Amazon facility

Wilmer, TX US

Friday, January 3

5:37 PM

Package arrived at an Amazon facility

Wilmer, Texas US

Package has shipped

Times are shown in the local timezone.


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20 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You go to a sushi restaurant or taco place and every God damn roll or taco has avacado in it.

Not every God damn taco or roll needs fucking avacado. 

Jesus fucking Christ the avacado lobby is stronger than the bike, pro-gun, anti-gun, pro-choice, Christian fundamental and banking lobbies combined. 

/Zero cr

Not every fucking person loves avacado. Stop.

Yeah, but there haas to be something wrong with those people. 

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Why the postal sucks at their job on full display.

You have to read from the bottom up since it is a daily tracking. Hilarious.


Shipped with USPS


Wednesday, January 8

10:43 AM

Delivered

Texarkana, TX US

7:10 AM

Out for delivery

Texarkana, TX US

4:59 AM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Texarkana, TX US

Tuesday, January 7

9:47 PM

Package has left the carrier facility

Shreveport, LA

8:29 PM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Shreveport La Distribution Center, US

12:48 AM

Package has left the carrier facility

Little Rock, AR

12:07 AM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Little Rock Ar Distribution Center Annex, US

Sunday, January 5

11:55 AM

Possible delay in delivery due to arrival at incorrect carrier facility

Magnolia, AR

11:55 AM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Magnolia, AR US

5:16 AM

Package transferred to local postal carrier for final delivery

Texarkana, TX US

5:10 AM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Texarkana, TX US

Saturday, January 4

3:00 AM

Package departed an Amazon facility

Wilmer, TX US

Friday, January 3

5:37 PM

Package arrived at an Amazon facility

Wilmer, Texas US

Package has shipped

Times are shown in the local timezone.

 

TL:DR, Texarkana

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You go to a sushi restaurant or taco place and every God damn roll or taco has avacado in it.
Not every God damn taco or roll needs fucking avacado. 
Jesus fucking Christ the avacado lobby is stronger than the bike, pro-gun, anti-gun, pro-choice, Christian fundamental and banking lobbies combined. 
/Zero cr
Not every fucking person loves avacado. Stop.
"No avocado" is a choice when you are paying.
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No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.
Fuck sake. 
I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.
Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.
I'm done with this fucking thread.
Did an avacado bang your wife?
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You go to a sushi restaurant or taco place and every God damn roll or taco has avacado in it.
Not every God damn taco or roll needs fucking avacado. 
Jesus fucking Christ the avacado lobby is stronger than the bike, pro-gun, anti-gun, pro-choice, Christian fundamental and banking lobbies combined. 
/Zero cr
Not every fucking person loves avacado. Stop.

Unpopular thread is ->->->->
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37 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.

Fuck sake. 

I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.

Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.

I'm done with this fucking thread.

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.

Fuck sake. 

I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.

Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.

I'm done with this fucking thread.

 

Adding avocado to a taco or burger would likely be an upcharge at many places.   I'm okay with some people having to ask for it to be removed instead.

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No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.
Fuck sake. 
I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.
Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.
I'm done with this fucking thread.
Getting something other than rolls is an option at a sushi place.
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6 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
9 hours ago, BurntEyes said:
No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.
Fuck sake. 
I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.
Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.
I'm done with this fucking thread.

Getting something other than rolls is an option at a sushi place.

But not on your mom...

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13 hours ago, markstanco said:
13 hours ago, BurntEyes said:
No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.
Fuck sake. 
I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.
Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.
I'm done with this fucking thread.

Did an avacado bang your wife?

Once you go Haas, BurntEyes no mas!

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On 1/7/2020 at 3:14 PM, Wally Fairway said:

This thread came onto my twitter feed - it reminds me of random shit that I read on Surly

 

 

On 1/7/2020 at 3:45 PM, markstanco said:

Would probably be a pretty fascinating thread on here. 

And that twitter thread has made it to mainstream media

https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/28451991/that-phil-mickelson-tried-get-helicopter-escape-traffic-get-guns-n-roses-show

 

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Why the postal sucks at their job on full display.

You have to read from the bottom up since it is a daily tracking. Hilarious.


Shipped with USPS


Wednesday, January 8

10:43 AM

Delivered

Texarkana, TX US

7:10 AM

Out for delivery

Texarkana, TX US

4:59 AM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Texarkana, TX US

Tuesday, January 7

9:47 PM

Package has left the carrier facility

Shreveport, LA

8:29 PM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Shreveport La Distribution Center, US

12:48 AM

Package has left the carrier facility

Little Rock, AR

12:07 AM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Little Rock Ar Distribution Center Annex, US

Sunday, January 5

11:55 AM

Possible delay in delivery due to arrival at incorrect carrier facility

Magnolia, AR

11:55 AM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Magnolia, AR US

5:16 AM

Package transferred to local postal carrier for final delivery

Texarkana, TX US

5:10 AM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

Texarkana, TX US

Saturday, January 4

3:00 AM

Package departed an Amazon facility

Wilmer, TX US

Friday, January 3

5:37 PM

Package arrived at an Amazon facility

Wilmer, Texas US

Package has shipped

Times are shown in the local timezone.



Can't remember if these were USPS or FedEx.

Had one circle around New York City for weeks. I just assumed I'd never get it. Showed up a month later.

Had another get to within 20 minutes of my house only to be diverted up through Denver and then back to Houston. I think it traveled over 1,000 miles out of the way and nobody knew why.

Mind bottling.
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Can't remember if these were USPS or FedEx.

Had one circle around New York City for weeks. I just assumed I'd never get it. Showed up a month later.

Had another get to within 20 minutes of my house only to be diverted up through Denver and then back to Houston. I think it traveled over 1,000 miles out of the way and nobody knew why.

Mind bottling.
I have a friend who is a way upper for ups in Memphis. He tells me funny stories. Says that the union cares about getting it right as much as I care about my MILs birthday. Not being CR here, just that they dont care even making $25 an hour.

And I will say that the mesquite hub must be the worst hub in their company. Anything for me going east hits little rock, and they kick ass constantly. But mesquite has the worst managers ever. I want to pull up a lawn chair on a tuesday night with a cooler of beer and watch these jackasses screw up shipments until 6am.
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On 1/8/2020 at 9:00 PM, markstanco said:
On 1/8/2020 at 8:55 PM, BurntEyes said:
No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.
Fuck sake. 
I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.
Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.
I'm done with this fucking thread.

Read more  

Did an avacado bang your wife?

She thought it was a new anal bead 

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12 minutes ago, futureman said:

when the goddamned radio station fades out of “sultans of swing” right as the guitar solo is starting.  it always pisses me off.  just happened.  

"the song is too long. We gots bills to pay. You didn't want to hear one of the most iconic, classic guitar solos in the history of rock music, did ya?  Now here's some Geico...""

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50 minutes ago, futureman said:

when the goddamned radio station fades out of “sultans of swing” right as the guitar solo is starting.  it always pisses me off.  just happened.  

So you like sperm baggies in your platform shoes?  Got it. 

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2 hours ago, futureman said:

when the goddamned radio station fades out of “sultans of swing” right as the guitar solo is starting.  it always pisses me off.  just happened.  

 

People still listen to the radio?

More like pastman, amirite?

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8 hours ago, Iceman said:

"the song is too long. We gots bills to pay. You didn't want to hear one of the most iconic, classic guitar solos in the history of rock music, did ya?  Now here's some Geico...""

If you're gonna have a hit, you got to make it fit, so they cut it down to 3:05.  

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4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

If you're gonna have a hit, you got to make it fit, so they cut it down to 3:05.  

Yeah, cut out to Benny and the Jets fir the 3rd time that day. I fucking swear radio plays all the wrong songs, and when they get one right like Sultans, they fuck it up. 

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3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You probably use it every day. 

 

Wrong.  I am progressive and forward thinking. 

See I have a Zune that holds most of my songs I ripped from my Now That's What I Call Music collection.  I also scored a sweet high-end auxiliary cassette adapter.  So I just pop that baby into my cassette player and I am good to go.  I am my own radio.  I am the future. 

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8 hours ago, Tom said:

 

People still listen to the radio?

More like pastman, amirite?

I listen to the radio several times a week.  We even named our radio show 'Radio Ga-Ga'   of course, we last broadcasted that show in 1993.  

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16 minutes ago, Tom said:

Wrong.  I am progressive and forward thinking. 

See I have a Zune that holds most of my songs I ripped from my Now That's What I Call Music collection.  I also scored a sweet high-end auxiliary cassette adapter.  So I just pop that baby into my cassette player and I am good to go.  I am my own radio.  I am the future. 

You don't have a cell phone?

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