Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[HOOKEM4 5036]

People who drive around Texas in the left hand lane 10 mph under the limit with an OBX sticker on their piece of shit car.

[Jeffrey 90]

aggy

[Dances with Dachshunds 30]

aggys

[Brothahorn 10087]

Waiting until August for Jack Ryan!

[Quasimofo 406]

Lazy asses wanting you to do the work for them, then putting "...and GO!" on the end. Fuck you, Mom. You have Google just like the rest of us.

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

when my wife uses metal utensils to cook in  a non-stick pan

[tfoolry 8201]

Anyone that says Do What? when they don’t understand what you said. 

[Longboard Horn 40283]

Trying to figure out how to upload pics from the phone since there’s no tapa

[I Plead Da Fif 261]

When you’re reading a page on your phone, you’re most of the way down the page, you move your phone or set it down and the page gets scrolled all the way to the top when you go to look at it again.

[Don Keibals 113]

Shaggybevo changes

[I Plead Da Fif 261]

People who leave their cup under a coffee maker while they go do something else and wait for someone to move their cup because they couldn’t be bothered to spend 15 seconds.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

auto playing videos on websites....like espn/news/etc

people that refer to their kids at "the littles"

[Don Keibals 113]

9 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

auto playing videos on websites....like espn/news/etc

Now that's beyond trivial, esp. when you're at work and the volume is at max 

[Call 393]

Drive through dacqueries

[NorthLoop 14180]

The fact that half of Surly is already blocked at work

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

9 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

The fact that half of Surly is already blocked at work

Quit your job and post a bunch of poop gifs on your way out the door. 

[elfenix 34221]

2 hours ago, Sleepygrad said:

auto playing videos on websites....like espn/news/etc

people that refer to their kids at "the littles"

chrome's supposed to have site specific permanent mute soon, if it doesn't already. 

[Bevoette 1268]

when someone constantly breathes IN when they take a drink of whatever they hell they're drinking  GAAAAAAAAAAAASP ugh 

[Bone3421 716]

People in right lane that aren't turning right

[WhatTheBuck 28771]

4 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Anyone that says Do What? when they don’t understand what you said. 

Come again?

[butthurt 1522]

People who drive their golf carts on the road. 

[Brothahorn 10087]

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Come again?

That's what she said!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

When I put on a sweater over a button down shirt and the sleeves get turned in all directions. How did I create a fucking straight jacket by putting on a sweater?

[Felix 607]

55 minutes ago, butthurt said:

People who drive their golf carts on the road. 

Suck it.  It's allsome!

[PvilleStang 2875]

11 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

when my wife uses metal utensils to cook in  a non-stick pan

Holy shit, that drives me fucking apeshit.

[PvilleStang 2875]

Almost forgot.  This morning, heading into work around 6:25, dude is running in black shorts and a black shirt (with dark hair, too) in almost PITCH black on the street (with the sidewalk next to him).  Dumbass looking to get hit.  Well, a few hundred yards down the road, I realize I forgot something, so I had to flip a bitch and head back to the house.  I turn back around, and dipshit is doing burpees IN THE FUCKING ROAD in the bike lane, his legs extending into the car lane.  Fucking dipshit almost met Darwin this morning. 

 

And, before you say it, the stang's been gone for 2 years now.

[beer 3220]

20 hours ago, Hanrahan said:

People who mix up llamas and alpacas.

 

[beer 3220]

3 hours ago, butthurt said:

People who drive their golf carts on the road. 

fucking myrtle beach

[DougO 5243]

Bing News puts New York Jets headlines on my opening page every day.

[PvilleStang 2875]

Who in the fuck uses Bing?  Grandpa?

[Horn_Spanker 524]

Wading through all the Apple shit on Craigslist trying to find PC parts.

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

2 hours ago, beer said:

This is bullshit. 

I antagonized the hell out of a couple of different llamas in Peru and Bolivia in an effort to make them spit at me in anger, and those zen motherfuckers were totally unflappable. 

[Hanrahan 1306]

I thought Bing was malware.

[chikin23 384]

People who ask questions in meetings.

[beer 3220]

On 3/26/2018 at 2:05 PM, Hanrahan said:

 

Edited March 28, 2018 by beer
Fucking editor is shitty and you should feel bad for using this code

[beer 3220]

[futureman 22439]

On 3/26/2018 at 3:34 PM, lateshow said:

People that don't even give a courtesy wave when you let them into traffic. 

eat my road grit, liver lips

[mulletpelini 5210]

"good to go."  Never liked it, never will.

[jofus 2266]

When my wife washes clothes to soon. 

[Frank The Tank 1496]

1 hour ago, jofus said:

When my wife washes clothes to soon. 

Hang on, what? She’s doing your laundry as quickly as possible in an effort to make sure you’re not walking around in shit stained drawers...and this annoys you? 

 

[HouTex 1866]

51 minutes ago, Frank The Tank said:

Hang on, what? She’s doing your laundry as quickly as possible in an effort to make sure you’re not walking around in shit stained drawers...and this annoys you? 

 

It might mean she washes too often.  My wife washes clothes the evening after the maid leaves.  She will wash two items with a closet full of clean clothes.

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

Coworkers who treat their pen as a percussion instrument during meetings. 

[PilotsError 2286]

People who swipe their card at the register and then just looking around as if they're done.   Hey dipshit, you have more things to do.  You have to approve the amount, enter code, etc.  But no, please just stand there drooling while staring at the ceiling.  All of us behind you have nowhere to be.

[PvilleStang 2875]

3 hours ago, jofus said:

When my wife washes clothes to soon. 

When people use "to" instead of "too"

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

27 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

People who swipe their card at the register and then just looking around as if they're done.   Hey dipshit, you have more things to do.  You have to approve the amount, enter code, etc.  But no, please just stand there drooling while staring at the ceiling.  All of us behind you have nowhere to be.

They should just write checks.

[jofus 2266]

7 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

When people use "to" instead of "too"

Tooshay. 

[Hornsareus 9]

Slow traffic in the left lane. 

 

[deadshank 24652]

Idoits that come to a complete stop, put on emergency flashers and creep by doing 3 MPH at the site of a minor fender bender that is pulled off to the side of inbound Katy Freeway this morning.  After said idoit clears the scene they continue on at 3 MPH with flashers still on and keep looking at in their rearview mirror at minor fender bender.  

Of course, I honk at them and they flip me off and then come to a complete stop again on the exit ramp at Silber.

Yes, it was a woman in a Porsche Cayenne.

 

[PvilleStang 2875]

5 minutes ago, deadshank said:

A woman in a Porsche Cayenne.

 

This would have saved you a ton of typing...

[Buzzrock 14901]

The annual wave of springtime lardasses on bikes, blocking the road. Luckily most of them give up in a couple of weeks and put their leotards away until next spring. But it was epic around here last weekend.