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14 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

You can’t just casually stroll into a Texas based forum and complain about free breakfast tacos, cold or not. Just not how things work.

could you complain about people in austin thinking they invented breakfast tacos?

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what is the alt history?  breakfast taquitos from corpus or something?

either way, that complaint was a grumpy mid first cup of coffee gripe.  I think the actual annoyance is with people from basically unrelated areas of the business using our office as a home base to hold meetings somewhere interesting.  And then the inevitable travel expense squeeze at the end of the year.  The cold breakfast tacos are just the "thanks for letting us spend the travel budget to have what could be a webex meeting in your hipster disneyland".

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My 7 year old boy likes to walk around the house naked. And in front of family members. Makes me rage.

He has mastered the art of giving zero fucks. You should be proud.
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9 hours ago, markstanco said:

My 7 year old boy likes to walk around the house naked. And in front of family members. Makes me rage.

"The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves."

-William Penn

 

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On 5/30/2018 at 6:24 AM, El Diablo said:

At my work it's cyclical and like an arms race. Some chick will wear  some heels and then more will start to wear taller and spike-ier heels. Then the skirt lengths will start to go up. Next the cleavage starts to pop out. It's a slow burn. It's also seasonal. Fall/winter it generally starts with the boots and leggings competition. Spring/summer it starts with sandals/sleeveless tops. Always ends the same way, some prude gets offended. 

 

The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts on a red light street, but all he thinks to do is watch.

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construction crews that leave the "lane closed", "road closed", etc... signs in place when the lane is not closed and they are not on the clock... just turn that shit sideways at least.

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Auto parts stores these days.  You can't walk in and ask where something is without the clerk immediately asking for the make and model.  Fucknuckle, I'll tell you if I need your help more, otherwise just tell me what aisle the shit's on and I'll see if you have it. 

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31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
40 minutes ago, ERhine said:
Calling banana pudding “nanner puddin”.

Sounds like lingo from uneducated white southern trash.

I thought maybe he was talking about getting a visit from his kindly, doting, and possibly a little overweight grandmother. 

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2 hours ago, Ldogg53 said:

Auto parts stores these days.  You can't walk in and ask where something is without the clerk immediately asking for the make and model.  Fucknuckle, I'll tell you if I need your help more, otherwise just tell me what aisle the shit's on and I'll see if you have it. 

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On 5/31/2018 at 10:06 PM, markstanco said:

My 7 year old boy likes to walk around the house naked. And in front of family members. Makes me rage.

Next year Xmas gift?

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employees who are glued to their phones constantly at the office or in the market but cannot return a call/ text on their day off for 8 hours or the next day.

I'm talking one word answers or the ones who say,  "  hey, if you ever need anything for a customer, don't hesitate to call me any time..."

Yeah, well all I need is a thumbs up or some shit confirming you did what the customer needed, because they are calling me, NOT YOU.

 

Yeah...answer your phones, motherfuckers.  Gotdam adult babysitting sucks.

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Goddaughter/niece just chewed the fuck out of my phone.  Ran it for a year without case or screen protector and the glass was tip top shape...

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6 hours ago, PilotsError said:

Going to buy something on Amazon and seeing

1-Click ordering is not available for this item.

Ordering on Prime and the estimated delivery is not two days. 

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I don't mind at all that things are printed in Spanish and English.  You should have at least a light handle on Spanish if you're a Texan.  I mean, anywhere in America, but especially Texas.

However, the thing where HEB prints Spanish on one side and English on the other, but also switches from standard to metric, plus there are still English words on the Spanish side, plus when I'm trying to find the right size on the shelf some are facing one way and some the other - it short circuits my brain.

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make your bowflex useful and hang your clothes there.  Don't be begging for hooks...

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