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1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

The annual wave of springtime lardasses on bikes, blocking the road. Luckily most of them give up in a couple of weeks and put their leotards away until next spring. But it was epic around here last weekend.

Haha, yeah unfortunately there are a lot of newbs and assholes that don't understand the concept of "share the road".  Saw a group of dipshits on FM1626 in the construction zone this weekend where there is absolutely no shoulder going <20 mph with a train of cars behind them.  There is a digital sign prior to the construction basically saying, "hey cyclists, there is no shoulder ahead" and they still went that route.  Even as a fellow cyclist, I had no qualms as I rolled down my window and called them out for that assholery. 

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Is never using your blinker trivial? It shouldn’t be because it’s right there on the steering column and hey as a fellow motorist sharing the road I’d like to know your intentions sometimes so I can safely navigate around you. And if you don’t use I’d like to rip it out and stab you in the neck with it 

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13 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

A chick that pulls it out of her mouth at the last second and finishes it off with her hand. I guess that's not trivial, but it sure as hell is annoying.

A note to you youngsters.  Don't ever marry this type of selfish bitch.  If she won't swallow your load, she also won't wipe your ass or clean up your puke when you get food poisoning, which you will if you visit St. Louis.  She'll also probably expect you to change poopie diapers.  The woman that swallows, isn't shallow.

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What is the etiquette regarding assholes playing music on their golf cart boom box on the course? Do I use a 7 iron to smash their skulls before or after I smash their radio?

It was Tejano music if that makes a difference.

And yes it was from the radio, so I got to hear the Spanish DJ gibberish in between songs as well.

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14 hours ago, LoneStarBiker said:

Haha, yeah unfortunately there are a lot of newbs and assholes that don't understand the concept of "share the road".  Saw a group of dipshits on FM1626 in the construction zone this weekend where there is absolutely no shoulder going <20 mph with a train of cars behind them.  There is a digital sign prior to the construction basically saying, "hey cyclists, there is no shoulder ahead" and they still went that route.  Even as a fellow cyclist, I had no qualms as I rolled down my window and called them out for that assholery. 

that driver was a fucking hero and he got crucified by the media.  such a travesty.  

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8 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

What is the etiquette regarding assholes playing music on their golf cart boom box on the course? Do I use a 7 iron to smash their skulls before or after I smash their radio?

It was Tejano music if that makes a difference.

And yes it was from the radio, so I got to hear the Spanish DJ gibberish in between songs as well.

This is becoming a huge problem around here. I don't think you are required to use a specific club, whatever feels right will work. Just don't bend the shaft.

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2 minutes ago, Llogg said:

Why are elevators so hard for people to get?  It's simple and a principle applied to many other situations.  Unload, then load.  If you have a full mug of coffee do you pour more into it or drink that shit first?

You take a wiff, then take a 10 minute shit on the clock while you wait for it to cool a bit.

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3 hours ago, RTF Horn said:

My postman always talks on the phone, loudly, while walking through the neighborhood delivering mail.  This pisses my dog off when he gets to my house and she pretty much explodes barking.

If only there was some method to correct a dog's behavior. 

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Idoits that come to a complete stop, put on emergency flashers and creep by doing 3 MPH at the site of a minor fender bender that is pulled off to the side of inbound Katy Freeway this morning.  After said idoit clears the scene they continue on at 3 MPH with flashers still on and keep looking at in their rearview mirror at minor fender bender.  

Of course, I honk at them and they flip me off and then come to a complete stop again on the exit ramp at Silber.

Yes, it was a woman in a Porsche Cayenne.

 

Just shorten to 'Katy Freeway' as a catch-all for all of the rage inducing bullshit that occurs on that road.

 

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22 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I believe that's called stealing.

She said she has to make sure the grapes taste good before she buys them. I asked her if it was ok to open up a new box of cereal she'd never tasted to try before she bought it but she didn't like that question. 

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2 hours ago, Hunchback said:

She said she has to make sure the grapes taste good before she buys them. I asked her if it was ok to open up a new box of cereal she'd never tasted to try before she bought it but she didn't like that question. 

There's a difference between fresh fruit and processed grains. 

Report her to security next time. See what happens. They don't care if you sample olives from the olive bar, either. Ever ask for samples at the deli counter? They'll give them to you. 

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7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

There's a difference between fresh fruit and processed grains. 

Report her to security next time. See what happens. They don't care if you sample olives from the olive bar, either. Ever ask for samples at the deli counter? They'll give them to you. 

I’ll be eating from a freshly opened bag of popcorn that I will sample and decide if I like it while this occurs. What could go wrong?

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