Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Prepuce of Doom 21071]

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Tea is serious bidnez... you'd think we were all a buncha' Limey, Brits up in here....

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Iced tea sucks. 

Sweet tea you mean.

[RPM 26318]

I ordered iced tea in Canada and they brought me a cup of tea and a glass of ice.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

44 minutes ago, RPM said:

I ordered iced tea in Canada and they brought me a cup of tea and a glass of ice.

[ABSR 5310]

Sweet tea with artificial sweetener?  Chili with beans?

 

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE MAD!

[lateshow 1304]

On 1/30/2021 at 8:23 AM, Underdog said:

Sweet tea?  jt is rolling over in his grave. 

Wade Boggs, RIP.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 minutes ago, lateshow said:

Wade Boggs, RIP.

[Guest Lobo]

2 hours ago, RPM said:

I ordered iced tea in Canada and they brought me a cup of tea and a glass of ice.

I read this in Henry Hill's voice from "Goodfellas."  

[elfenix 34236]

On 2/1/2021 at 10:38 AM, Atxracer said:

My original response:  "So, if we say "y'all better axe somebody" for long enough, it's ok?  Axe is also a huge pet peeve.  No racist.".   

Then, I realized how hypocritical that statement was.  Either way, saying/typing/reading Nor'easter still annoys me.  

you're gonna hate chaucer.

 

On 2/1/2021 at 10:51 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Not in my opinion because axe is not in any way shape or form ask or similar to the shortening of north to nor.  Axe is just poor grammar.

incorrect.

Edited February 3, 2021 by elfenix

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

16 minutes ago, elfenix said:

you're gonna hate chaucer.

 

incorrect.

This ain't Middle Ages England, and axe is not ask. Axe tends to be poor grammar by folks who've never heard of Chaucer and his many tales.

[HouTex 1867]

^^ correct. It’s not poor grammar. It’s extraordinarily poor pronunciation.

[elfenix 34236]

it was common in the northeastern US until the early 1800s.  then it became common in the south.  and you prescriptivists need to fuck right off. 

[HRSchenker 2268]

3 hours ago, RPM said:

I ordered iced tea in Canada and they brought me a cup of tea and a glass of ice.

I ordered sweet tea in NYC and they gave me snapple 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

I ordered sweet tea in NYC and they gave me snapple 

NEW YORK CITY?!?!?!?

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

it was common in the northeastern US until the early 1800s.  then it became common in the south.  and you prescriptivists need to fuck right off. 

Don’t you mean “y’all prescriptivists?”

[Underdog 28620]

1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

I ordered sweet tea in NYC and they gave me snapple 

[Underdog 28620]

5 hours ago, RPM said:

I ordered iced tea in Canada and they brought me a cup of tea and a glass of ice.

Asked for tea at the Union Oyster House in Boston and they brought me hot tea, I mean, it was winter time and it hit the spot.  

[Superhero 8829]

Doing our taxes and wonder how the heck my wife made more than me in 2020.

I have a higher base salary, and I thought my bonus was larger than hers. But she made $3K more than me for some reason. Based on my observation the past year, she also works about half as many hours as me.

Just a bit surly of the fact that she makes more than me, but also humblebragging.

[Guest]

Enjoy getting pegged until you can make a decent check...

[Prepuce of Doom 21071]

26 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Doing our taxes and wonder how the heck my wife made more than me in 2020.

I have a higher base salary, and I thought my bonus was larger than hers. But she made $3K more than me for some reason. Based on my observation the past year, she also works about half as many hours as me.

Just a bit surly of the fact that she makes more than me, but also humblebragging.

She's probably part of the Seattle team that dumps all their work on you. 

Edited February 3, 2021 by Prepuce of Doom

[Steamboat1874 4058]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Asked for tea at the Union Oyster House in Boston and they brought me hot tea, I mean, it was winter time and it hit the spot.  

That place is great.

Awsome chowder.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21905]

49 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Doing our taxes and wonder how the heck my wife made more than me in 2020.

I have a higher base salary, and I thought my bonus was larger than hers. But she made $3K more than me for some reason. Based on my observation the past year, she also works about half as many hours as me.

Just a bit surly of the fact that she makes more than me, but also humblebragging.

She forgot to tell you about her side gig

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Doing our taxes and wonder how the heck my wife made more than me in 2020.

I have a higher base salary, and I thought my bonus was larger than hers. But she made $3K more than me for some reason. Based on my observation the past year, she also works about half as many hours as me.

Just a bit surly of the fact that she makes more than me, but also humblebragging.

*more than I (made/make)

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

3 hours ago, HouTex said:

^^ correct. It’s not poor grammar. It’s extraordinarily poor pronunciation.

'Zactly, poor, and ignorant ...  Colloquialisms aside.  Not a lot different than saying simular, or nuculer or not knowing what free soviet jewry is.  Now of y'all will excuse me I need to go masticate.

 

 

[Superhero 8829]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

She forgot to tell you about her side gig

Her side gig issues a W-2?

[Superhero 8829]

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

*more than I (made/make)

ESL. Sue me.

[markstanco 12576]

She forgot to tell you about her side gig

PM@F250 to find out.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Doing our taxes and wonder how the heck my wife made more than me in 2020.
I have a higher base salary, and I thought my bonus was larger than hers. But she made $3K more than me for some reason. Based on my observation the past year, she also works about half as many hours as me.
Just a bit surly of the fact that she makes more than me, but also humblebragging.

Fucking hate when that happens

[F250 28770]

5 hours ago, Superhero said:

Her side gig issues a W-2?

1099 if she hooks.

[deadshank 24652]

16 hours ago, HouTex said:

^^ correct. It’s not poor grammar. It’s extraordinarily poor pronunciation.

Let’s start an internet fight.   I say it’s poor enunciation.  

[HouTex 1867]

Let’s start an internet fight.   I say it’s poor enunciation.  

It’s both.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

9 minutes ago, HouTex said:

It’s both.

The common denominator is ig'nerance.

[Underdog 28620]

14 hours ago, Superhero said:

Her side gig issues a W-2?

.

Edited February 4, 2021 by Underdog
Nevermind.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

.

Can't you write her off as a business expense ?

[elfenix 34236]

16 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

'Zactly, poor, and ignorant ...  Colloquialisms aside.  Not a lot different than saying simular, or nuculer or not knowing what free soviet jewry is.  Now of y'all will excuse me I need to go masticate.

 

something about living in glass houses.  brah.

[Atxracer 797]

17 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

Just a bit surly of the fact that she makes more than me, but also humblebragging.

Does she own a cleaning business by chance?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

something about living in glass houses.  brah.

Jeebus just stop

[SquishMitten 10403]

I don't know what it is, but so many commercials lately referring to the Super Bowl as "the big game" are driving me fucking crazy. Some ads will say it 3-4 times, and they always have some smarmy way of saying it, lowering their voice a little and drawing out the words. So trivial. So surly.

[ABSR 5310]

10 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I don't know what it is, but so many commercials lately referring to the Super Bowl as "the big game" are driving me fucking crazy. Some ads will say it 3-4 times, and they always have some smarmy way of saying it, lowering their voice a little and drawing out the words. So trivial. So surly.

My guess is that if they say "Superbowl" or something specific that it is trademarked and they need to pay the NFL some money.  "Big Game" or something like that likely let's them get away without paying royalties/fees.

[Prepuce of Doom 21071]

31 minutes ago, ABSR said:

My guess is that if they say "Superbowl" or something specific that it is trademarked and they need to pay the NFL some money.  "Big Game" or something like that likely let's them get away without paying royalties/fees.

Correct. 

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/31/18202037/super-bowl-53-ads-trademark-the-big-game-2019

 

[Steamboat1874 4058]

People who park their basket on one side of the grocery aisle and stand on the other side looking for stuff which means they are blocking the entie God damned thing.

Shop behind your basket dumb fucks !

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Not trivial. Should be punishable by death.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Punished by sledgehammer to the vas deferens.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Does it bother anyone else that the I-10 westbound Entering Mountain Time Zone and eastbound Entering Central Time Zone signs are not across from each other, but rather almost 700' apart?  Did some idiot scale up the map and decide the county line was now 700' wide at 1:1?

Google Streetview really long address

(eastbound sign is in the distance at the top of the hill)

 

The only other applicable highway location in Texas gets the county line sign locations pretty right, but the time zone change is on a need to know basis.

More Google Streetview long address

Edited February 4, 2021 by clapclapclap

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

25 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Does it bother anyone else that the I-10 westbound Entering Mountain Time Zone and eastbound Entering Central Time Zone signs are not across from each other, but rather almost 700' apart?

[956 Worldwide 34706]

32 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Does it bother anyone else that the I-10 westbound Entering Mountain Time Zone and eastbound Entering Central Time Zone signs are not across from each other, but rather almost 700' apart?  Did some idiot scale up the map and decide the county line was now 700' wide at 1:1?

Google Streetview really long address

(eastbound sign is in the distance at the top of the hill)

 

The only other applicable highway location in Texas gets the county line sign locations pretty right, but the time zone change is on a need to know basis.

More Google Streetview long address

Reminds me of the guy who went to buy a bus ticket from Seminole to Hobbs. When he heard it left at 10:15 and arrived in Hobbs at 10:00, he refused to buy a ticket but asked if he could hang around just to watch it take off.

[Bevo&Pevo 5131]

On 2/3/2021 at 8:42 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Tea is serious bidnez... you'd think we were all a buncha' Limey, Brits up in here....

most of those yahoos like it with a touch milk.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21905]

3 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Does it bother anyone else that the I-10 westbound Entering Mountain Time Zone and eastbound Entering Central Time Zone signs are not across from each other, but rather almost 700' apart?  Did some idiot scale up the map and decide the county line was now 700' wide at 1:1?

Google Streetview really long address

(eastbound sign is in the distance at the top of the hill)

 

The only other applicable highway location in Texas gets the county line sign locations pretty right, but the time zone change is on a need to know basis.

More Google Streetview long address

It’s because of the direction of the earth’s rotation

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

most of those yahoos like it with a touch milk.

wait...milk in tea?