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1 hour ago, Deamerxt said:

Whatever piece of shit that sold the ads that are making this whole site unreadable.

Whoever you are, go fuck yourself.

Go on, motherfucker, go fuck yourself.

We're waiting...

Bitching only nets you a monthly tree fiddy.

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3 hours ago, Deamerxt said:

Whatever piece of shit that sold the ads that are making this whole site unreadable.

Whoever you are, go fuck yourself.

Go on, motherfucker, go fuck yourself.

We're waiting...

Fuck you, quit being a freeloader and get a treefiddy subscription. No ads.

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1 hour ago, deadshank said:

Stopping in the yard entry gate to strap down your rental equipment always seems to be the considerate and right thing to do. 

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Playing FPS and dipshits on your team going prone at doorways. 

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boomer office manager's address book got compromised so now all her boomer friends are calling to ask why she's asking them to buy her $100 play store gift cards.  and her ringer is loud as fuck.

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Muthafuckas who use the left lane for cruising at or below the speed limit. And then the bitch muthafuckas who ride next to them on the right.

Will one of you ho's speed up?!!

Need to add, bitches that drive in the middle lane with their fucking hazards on.

WTF is happening in this country? MADGA!!!
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How about old people in minivans/larger suv’s that think they’re driving a fucking freightliner and swing halfway into the left lane to turn right.

Dumbass mother fucker bout bought me a new truck this afternoon. 

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On 5/14/2021 at 1:32 PM, SwanderedTalent said:

awesome job, mailbox thief, you really cashed in by stealing a package of eye drops and an advertising circular out of our mailbox a few nights ago

Tampering with mailboxes is a felony offense. 

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On 8/4/2019 at 9:39 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Fuck off, all of you. Did you never in your life party late on a Friday night and want to sleep in on Saturday morning? Don't shoot off fireworks past 11 pm. Don't mow your lawn before 9 am. 

Is there an exception to this rule if it looks like 8:30 AM is the only chance to mow the lawn for the week because of rain in the forecast?

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15 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Is there an exception to this rule if it looks like 8:30 AM is the only chance to mow the lawn for the week because of rain in the forecast?

No. You can wait 30 minutes.

Sheesh. Lawyers, man. 😛

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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Tampering with mailboxes is a felony offense. 

which is the part I love most about the equation-- the dumbass steals a bunch of mail to I guess get Amazon packages? Ours wasn't the only house hit-- so you committed multiple felonies for....  eighteen bucks worth of artificial tears etc.

I get that thieves can steal credit card solicitations and try to open accounts in your name (good fucking luck with THAT one), but in total, my opinion is that they should grow some onions and rob a bank. 

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Ticks. Ticks make me surly.

We recently bought a place in ETX.  On the adjacent preserve, I have miles and miles of nature trails to run on, through the forest. A runner’s dream. And it is awesome to run through the big rolling pasture that usually has 10-20 whitetail deer on it. 
 

Except that those deer have ticks. And leave them on the grass. That I run through. And the ticks get on my legs and shoes. And then get nice and comfortable all over my legs, crevices, and junk. 
 

Obviously I stopped running through the pasture. But the surprise of finding  a tick on your junk is not a nice one. And nobody’s wife likes combing through the taint looking for ticks. 

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

Obviously I stopped running through the pasture. But the surprise of finding  a tick on your junk is not a nice one. And nobody’s wife likes combing through the taint looking for ticks. 

Shave it. She’ll appreciate it. 

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On 5/14/2021 at 1:32 PM, SwanderedTalent said:

awesome job, mailbox thief, you really cashed in by stealing a package of eye drops and an advertising circular out of our mailbox a few nights ago

Every now and then it’s nice to live in midwestern BFE. It’s not uncommon up here to still find in our mailbox treats from a neighbor. 

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Fuck the Silly Covid Rules. For example: Walmart has three exits and entrances. They shut down two of them. So instead of everyone equal spaced in 3 different locations, every jams into 1. NICE WORK ASSHOLES


You sound poor. Why else would someone set foot inside of a Walmart?
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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, luke duke said:

 


You sound poor. Why else would someone set foot inside of a Walmart?

 

We went over this.  Because of their mulch.  It's the right texture and price for the do-it-yourself lawn guy.  It's nice too because they have a separate checkout and you don't have to fraternize with the "inside people."  

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4 hours ago, nnm said:

Ticks. Ticks make me surly.

We recently bought a place in ETX.  On the adjacent preserve, I have miles and miles of nature trails to run on, through the forest. A runner’s dream. And it is awesome to run through the big rolling pasture that usually has 10-20 whitetail deer on it. 
 

Except that those deer have ticks. And leave them on the grass. That I run through. And the ticks get on my legs and shoes. And then get nice and comfortable all over my legs, crevices, and junk. 
 

Obviously I stopped running through the pasture. But the surprise of finding  a tick on your junk is not a nice one. And nobody’s wife likes combing through the taint looking for ticks. 


Obvious is bug spray. 
 

 

An alternative is to take powdered sulphur, put it in an old sock. Keep sock in zip lock bag. 
 

Before venturing out, take sock from bag and use it to pat down your lower legs, socks, etc. 

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14 minutes ago, Sam Lin said:

FIFY


Nah. Get the legs/shoes/socks good enough and you’re fine. Now if they fall off something onto you above that, well, good luck. I don’t recommend sulphuring up your junk though. 

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2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

At least not if you ever want to get a bj or have sex again

Pretty much. I have a bar of sulphur soap that I use if I get into chiggers. Just using it to wash my legs I have a faint taste of sulphur for a day or two. Thankfully it’s very rare I need to use it. 

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7 hours ago, closetohumping said:

In n out burger traffic.   It’s definitely not in and out.  Going to wreck some soccer dads shit one day 

They are consistently so fucking slow. Like whataburger level slow at least. Actually a big reason I rarely eat at either unless the WB line is manageable.

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8 hours ago, ztejas said:

They are consistently so fucking slow. Like whataburger level slow at least. Actually a big reason I rarely eat at either unless the WB line is manageable.

Theyre busy as shit man.  Like I thought Whataburger was busy but this is crazy.  Also, this is a hilly ass shopping center and people are stopping traffic in all directions for a burger.  It's good, yes. but come on.

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13 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Aren’t you supposed to piss on tick bites?

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And a permethrin wash on your socks and long pants will take care of ticks.

 

 

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Posted
11 hours ago, elfenix said:

the box of morton kosher salt is labeled "NON-GMO"

thanks, i wasn't sure

The mention of that product, which is rare nowadays...always reminds me of this scene:

 

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When someone is typing out a text/sentence and they are trying to convey that something took a much longer amount of time than normal but emphasize the wrong letter in the word. Such as, “It took wayyyyyyyy longer...” instead of “It took waaaaaaay longer...”.

Reading the first version makes my brain hear the “e” sound and it’s annoying as fuck, similar to hearing a girl say byeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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47 minutes ago, Droopy said:

When someone is typing out a text/sentence and they are trying to convey that something took a much longer amount of time than normal but emphasize the wrong letter in the word. Such as, “It took wayyyyyyyy longer...” instead of “It took waaaaaaay longer...”.

Reading the first version makes my brain hear the “e” sound and it’s annoying as fuck, similar to hearing a girl say byeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Long, complex sentences make me surly. 

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14 hours ago, Orale said:

When you turn the top of a new bottle of hand soap and it doesn't pop up.

That’s a good one. Gold Bond changed the tap on their lotion bottle so you just squirt it, you don’t twist it to make it pop up anymore. I’m a moron and it took me a few bottles before I figured that out and I was transferring an old tap to new bottles. (I use it for my dry feet. I get the extra strength and that would probably burn if used for autoerotic purposes. I wouldn’t recommend that.)

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