Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Simple solution. Find out whose dog it is, and then pee on their yard.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Lay some thin hot electric wires in the grass there. 

[Celery Man 20984]

I wish Google would give me pictures of my mom :’(

[deadshank 24653]

14 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Yeah fuck these mother fuckers. 90% of them cannot park or drive.

A lot of places have parking spaces for compacts so I suggest they create parking spaces for "oversized" vehicles and make them as far from the front door as possible.

OK.  Not afraid to walk. 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

Sideways pictures

[Guest]

23 hours ago, Celery Man said:

My aunt would painfully walk through parking lots while her feet were covered in burns from the radiation treatment for the cancer that eventually killed her because people were mean to her when she parked in a handicapped spot and got out of the car with no visible disabilities.  If they have a placard, shut the fuck up.

This.

RA or other debilitating diseases/ conditions are not always evident.  I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt.

 

Some of the HEBs have spots that are not exactly at the front door, but at the next nearest row for veterans.  It is almost always empty, and I’m cool with that.  

 

Personally, I walk a shit-ton, so I generally park very far out any way.  Leave the better spots for thise who need them.

 

I do think some of the fatties need to park out there and not in the handicap spots, but screw that because they have to swing those doors open extra wide...

[chesthair 231]

speaking of grocery stores.

 

i guess everyone is now buying their groceries online.  my local store has about 10 parking places next to the door where you pull up and they load in the groceries you "ordered".  but the surly part is that every fucking isle has a dude with a cart loading up for the lazy fuckers.  traffic jams in the store caused by online grocery shopping...assholes.

[Vic Mackey 47106]

speaking of grocery stores.
 
i guess everyone is now buying their groceries online.  my local store has about 10 parking places next to the door where you pull up and they load in the groceries you "ordered".  but the surly part is that every fucking isle has a dude with a cart loading up for the lazy fuckers.  traffic jams in the store caused by online grocery shopping...assholes.

Everyone is fucking lazy these days. I'll do my own shopping. Doesn't take me that long at all. I'm not in any hurry get that back home. I don't need some dude to do my shopping for me.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

How do you find the yoga pants if you shop from home?

[MissingInAction 25152]

Busy bodies who think they are obligated to tell me how to take care of my dog.

"Oh it's summertime, hope you be got her on trifectas. Is she on it? Do you know where to get it?"

I look them right I'm the eye while giving myself a deep ball scratch. 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28795]

On July 10, 2018 at 11:14 AM, ERhine said:

People who don’t know the difference between isle and aisle.

It's an epidemic. 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It's an epidemic. 

Cause and affect. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

 

25 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It's an epidemic. 

Nah. It's pigment of your imagination

[Jameslaw121 4448]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

5 hours ago, chesthair said:

speaking of grocery stores.
 
i guess everyone is now buying their groceries online.  my local store has about 10 parking places next to the door where you pull up and they load in the groceries you "ordered".  but the surly part is that every fucking isle has a dude with a cart loading up for the lazy fuckers.  traffic jams in the store caused by online grocery shopping...assholes.

Everyone is fucking lazy these days. I'll do my own shopping. Doesn't take me that long at all. I'm not in any hurry get that back home. I don't need some dude to do my shopping for me.

Dude - grocery stores are fertile hunting ground for you. Don't pretend otherwise. We all know that you spotted a fatty, made eye contact with her, then dropped a package of Twinkies in your cart while she watched. 

 

Edited July 11, 2018 by Jameslaw121

[bamachine 1231]

When you make your once in a blue moon stop at Taco Bell, you tell them to put fire sauce in the bag and they put the wimpy hot instead.

[Planet Houston 4930]

On 7/10/2018 at 9:22 AM, PvilleStang said:

They have the "Electric Vehicle" parking out at Walnut Creek / Havins fields in North Austin.  I think of all the times I've been out there since they were installed, I've seen 2, maybe 3 electric cars plugged in, while there are cars having to park in the grass since they are afraid of getting ticketed.  Now, how many time's I've seen non-electric vehicles park there, I definitely lost count.

For the Silicon Valley fans:

[WhatTheBuck 28795]

6 hours ago, bamachine said:

When you make your once in a blue moon stop at Taco Bell, you tell them to put fire sauce in the bag and they put the wimpy hot instead.

Get yourself a bottle of habañero Tabasco and you won't need to ask for sauce anymore. 

[Underdog 28762]

14 hours ago, bamachine said:

When you make your once in a blue moon stop at Taco Bell, you tell them to put fire sauce in the bag and they put the wimpy hot instead.

Your Bama bangs tipped them off. 

[Guest]

People who smoke right outside said entrance...

 

C’mon rocket surgeon... nobody wants to breathe that nasty shit inside the building.

 

and exhale a few times before you come running back in you filthy pigs.

[PantsTent 2002]

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I know it has been mentioned before, but people who park right in front of a busy door and stand there indefinitely. Whether it be just bull shitting about how regarded they both are or in my most recent experience a group of girls (High school age no pics you perverts) parking 2 inches from a hotel exit awaiting coach (HS basketball tourney in Louisville, KY) to pick them up.

Move 2 feet to the left or right, you don't need "box out" the front fucking door.

I'm blaming the "corch" for not fixing this bullshit prior to leaving to get the van.

Oh, man, this one for sure. Same with in middle of hallway or right in front of stairs. I like to just buzz right between them.  Was about to do this to two guys standing in front of the stairs at work one day when at the last second one turns to me and says "hi, how are you doing today?". It was the CEO of the company (big company and rarely see him). I took a quick veer to the right and went around instead.

[Sandman 3410]

People that say ink pen instead of just pen. A pen has ink in it by default. If it had lead in it, it would be a pencil.

 

[elfenix 34331]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

The merge issue, particularly as it relates to Austin Texas, could truly be it's own thread.

Merging correctly is a concept that has been completely lost to passage of time.

 

[CooterBrown 18022]

Restaurants that don’t make it clear whether you order/pay at the counter or at your table.

[PvilleStang 2917]

Heading west-bound on 10th.  At Colorado St, left lane is left turn only, right lane transitions into the left lane on the other side of the intersection.  Fuck off if you go straight in the left turn only lane.  See it almost daily, though.

[Jack 51]

Places that provide a "recommended" tip amount when you are picking up your food to go.

[bamachine 1231]

7 hours ago, Underdog said:

Your Bama bangs tipped them off. 

I don;t have enough hair for that anymore. Besides, never had those, did rock a feathermullet back in HS though.

[The Golden Hat 299]

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Trivial things that make you surly

People who think "noone" is a word.

[HenryJames 66143]

People who enter though the checkout exit at Central Market.

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

When something happens in the day and you think to yourself, "This would be good on the surly trivial thread," and then you forget it.

[Quagmire 2147]

When something happens in the day and you think to yourself, "This would be good on the surly trivial thread," and then you forget it.

Ha can’t tell you how many times that’s happened to me

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2738]

The “Born In Texas Built by Texans” sticker on Tundras.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

People who fart in elevators.

It wasn't my fault really.

[SilasCoade 2622]

weak ass coworkers who can't handle their shit.

[NorthLoop 14222]

On 7/11/2018 at 9:43 AM, chesthair said:

speaking of grocery stores.

 

i guess everyone is now buying their groceries online.  my local store has about 10 parking places next to the door where you pull up and they load in the groceries you "ordered".  but the surly part is that every fucking isle has a dude with a cart loading up for the lazy fuckers.  traffic jams in the store caused by online grocery shopping...assholes.

Shopping in the store is for suckers. And the poor. 

[WhatTheBuck 28795]

6 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Shopping in the store is for suckers. And the poor. 

And people who value quality over convenience. I think the suckers are the ones letting someone else select their meat and produce for them. And paying extra for the privilege of helping the grocer clear out their older stock. 

[PilotsError 2314]

People who think there's a difference in quality of meat and produce at grocery stores.

[Texaskimo 135]

People who don't know how to pick out produce at grocery stores.

No, I don't want some dumbass picking out rock hard avocados that I want to use tonight and giving me milk that expires tomorrow.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Alright ladies, settle down.

[PilotsError 2314]

Whoever designed the Flyer Talk forum.  Jesus fuck, can you put the actual viewing area into any smaller of a box?

[Vic Mackey 47106]

People who think there's a difference in quality of meat and produce at grocery stores.

People who think there is no difference in produce at a grocery store.

[El Diablo 4232]

3 hours ago, PilotsError said:

People who think there's a difference in quality of meat and produce at grocery stores.

I've got a friend who's been a meat cutter at HEB for 30+ years. He thinks you're hilarious.

[BurdineBandit 815]

23 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

The merge issue, particularly as it relates to Austin Texas, could truly be it's own thread.

Merging correctly is a concept that has been completely lost to passage of time.

I don't think I've assumed another driver on the road knows how to merge or follow a Yield sign for about 3 years (and it probably took me too long at that). I will say that there are a lot of silly yield signs at freeway entrances around Austin still. Maybe a 'yield' was suitable in 1992, but we're way past the days where you could come to a stop at a freeway entrance ramp and wait until it's "safe" to enter. Any time between 7 a.m. and 10 p.m. you will be waiting there forever and have a line of cars 10 deep honking at you before you're able to find enough space to merge carefully. No thanks, cross those fingers and step on the gas, see you on the other side.

[NorthLoop 14222]

I buy meat and produce at the meat market. 

[Carl Spackler 3488]

On 7/12/2018 at 4:18 AM, BurntEyes said:

I know it has been mentioned before, but people who park right in front of a busy door and stand there indefinitely. Whether it be just bull shitting about how regarded they both are or in my most recent experience a group of girls (High school age no pics you perverts) parking 2 inches from a hotel exit awaiting coach (HS basketball tourney in Louisville, KY) to pick them up.

Move 2 feet to the left or right, you don't need "box out" the front fucking door.

I'm blaming the "corch" for not fixing this bullshit prior to leaving to get the van.

A similar situation to this = people who need to have their group hug with relatives/friends as they're exiting the jetway into the airport while deplaning, thereby blocking everyone behind them on the jetway.  Yeah, we know you're happy to see your Aunt Millie or whomeverthefuckitis.  Just move it to the side or take it farther into the gate area so that everyone deplaning behind you doesn't have to slow down and go around your dumb ass, esp. if we're in a rush to catch a connecting flight.    

[Guest]

6 hours ago, PilotsError said:

People who think there's a difference in quality of meat and produce at grocery stores.

There is significant difference, both in quality and price.

Especially price.

[Jack 51]

13 minutes ago, slorch said:

There is significant difference, both in quality and price.

Especially price.

And how long the meat has been sitting there. 

 

[SilasCoade 2622]

Living your best life. GTFOHWTBS. 

[Underdog 28762]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Yeah, that's the one. And yes, I admit, those did help, but I promise at 5 pm or after 10 pm on a weekend, hearding cats would be smoother.

Oh yeah, going north on Mopac from 360 or 71 (pick your shit storm) is also a pain. 

Have you tried earplugs?

[elfenix 34331]

And where does the meat go? 

Your mom knows where the meat goes.

[Sandman 3410]

As a colorblind person, I hate when websites use stupid made up names for colors, instead of the standard color names. I don't know what "dusty peach" is, or "bold mandarin". Just say blue, green, red, etc.