Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Biff Tannen 46168]

On 9/8/2021 at 8:21 PM, elfenix said:

45 minute ads on youtube

I think those are just other videos brah.

[DougO 5266]

Narrow feet, way too much damn shoelace, step on them all the time and walk around with an untied shoe.

[NorthLoop 14482]

22 minutes ago, DougO said:

Narrow feet, way too much damn shoelace, step on them all the time and walk around with an untied shoe.

stay on your toes, ballerina

[Prepuce of Doom 21287]

26 minutes ago, DougO said:

Narrow feet, way too much damn shoelace, step on them all the time and walk around with an untied shoe.

Use a double knot to take up the slack. 

[ztejas 44233]

1 hour ago, DougO said:

Narrow feet, way too much damn shoelace, step on them all the time and walk around with an untied shoe.

[Sam Lin 3599]

Swap out the laces for proper length laces, or cut the laces short and crimp on a new aglet. I was doing that as early as elementary school. Plus you can pick way cooler colors and be one of the hip, cool kids.

[Superhero 9026]

1 hour ago, Sam Lin said:

Swap out the laces for proper length laces, or cut the laces short and crimp on a new aglet. I was doing that as early as elementary school. Plus you can pick way cooler colors and be one of the hip, cool kids.

[Sam Lin 3599]

Look at this coolness!

[52-80 19377]

4 hours ago, DougO said:

Narrow feet, way too much damn shoelace, step on them all the time and walk around with an untied shoe.

new laces are cheap.  but agree on the sentiment - had a pair of hiking boots that used really fat, round, inelastic laces.  all of those added = self-loosening knot.  annoying.

[deadshank 24654]

Why?  Yellow Freight.  Colors:  Blue and orange. 
 

Why?

@Speedtrucker @RPM

Edited September 10, 2021 by deadshank

[RPM 26633]

58 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Why?

The owner is colorblind?

[Guest Lobo]

Because it's safety orange.  Yellow was the name because it was taken from the cab company business model of the day.  

When the NHTSA was formed in the early 70's, one of their earliest projects was to determine the safest colors for construction equipment, road barriers, even semi trucks.  That safety orange color that we know all too well today from sitting in construction traffic gained a massive following.  DuPont had used a similar shade with Yellow trucks going back to the inter-war period, but other carriers began integrating it into their logos including ours which more closely resembled the orange you see on an old Dutch flag.  Several mid-size carriers still integrate some shade of safety orange to this day though most favor bright white tractor-trailers with extensive reflectors and tape.

[ROFL BOX 6655]

On 9/5/2021 at 10:42 PM, Crapinon said:

LOL. Theysay frickin'. Feckin' is the way Scots and Irish say fucking. 

 

[deadshank 24654]

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Because it's safety orange.  Yellow was the name because it was taken from the cab company business model of the day.  

When the NHTSA was formed in the early 70's, one of their earliest projects was to determine the safest colors for construction equipment, road barriers, even semi trucks.  That safety orange color that we know all too well today from sitting in construction traffic gained a massive following.  DuPont had used a similar shade with Yellow trucks going back to the inter-war period, but other carriers began integrating it into their logos including ours which more closely resembled the orange you see on an old Dutch flag.  Several mid-size carriers still integrate some shade of safety orange to this day though most favor bright white tractor-trailers with extensive reflectors and tape.

I didn’t really need an answer but thanks.  
I guess 

[Guest Lobo]

My bad.  Saw the two question marks and the two posters mentioned who i think are in the industry and thought I'd chime in.  

I'm a sucker for trucking history.  And thankful for them continuing a steady flow of booze during pandemic supply chain disruptions.  

Makes me surly, not sure if this is still the case with finally some non-Baptist laws getting passed in the alcohol world...but seeing a craft brewer or distillery package their product, ship it to a distributor, who then ships it to a liquor store, who then ships it to the bar where I want to go enjoy a glass of it.  Seems like an awfully big waste of time and fuel to get a beer from South Austin to a bar in another part of South Austin.  

[ROFL BOX 6655]

Why?  Yellow Freight.  Colors:  Blue and orange. 
 
Why?

[mention=17]Speedtrucker[/mention] [mention=478]RPM[/mention]

& FYI, the official name of that is "Swamp Holly Orange".

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[deadshank 24654]

9 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

& FYI, the official name of that is "Swamp Holly Orange".

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Make perfect sense. 

[deadshank 24654]

Not trivial but nowhere else to post. 
Secure your load, jackelope. 

Edited September 10, 2021 by deadshank

[Wally Pryor 5410]

22 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

You don't think that's an accident, do you? 

I realize that.   But it's just keeping in tune with the idiocy of Disney and it trying to balance what is smart and what enhances the viewer experience.   And it can really suck at the latter when desired, and this is a good example. 

[Guest Lobo]

6 hours ago, deadshank said:

Not trivial but nowhere else to post. 
Secure your load, jackelope. 

Do you guys wanna get O'Bannion back?  I got an idea.  

[ROFL BOX 6655]

6 hours ago, deadshank said:

Make perfect sense. 

I worked for YFS (before they became YFR) back in the 90's.  I'm an old timer... learned this in the "company history" part of the deal.

[Vic Mackey 47965]

People every year telling their same tired stories of where they were on 9/11. Unless you were actually around ground zero, your story sucks. No one cares you were in class or at work when you heard.

[Prepuce of Doom 21287]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

People every year telling their same tired stories of where they were on 9/11. Unless you were actually around ground zero, your story sucks. No one cares you were in class or at work when you heard.

I don't disagree with your point, but I'm almost certain you posted this a year ago. 

[Vic Mackey 47965]

31 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I don't disagree with your point, but I'm almost certain you posted this a year ago. 

I did. It's a trivial event that happens once a year and it makes me surly.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22305]

Well now we can replace those stories with stories of where we were the day Longhorn football died

[WhatTheBuck 28931]

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

People every year telling their same tired stories of where they were on 9/11. Unless you were actually around ground zero, your story sucks. No one cares you were in class or at work when you heard.

People who keep posting this every year when 9/11 rolls around. 

[Vic Mackey 47965]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

People who keep posting this every year when 9/11 rolls around. 

People who don't know what thread they are posting in....

[Knoxtnhorn 6309]

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

People every year telling their same tired stories of where they were on 9/11. Unless you were actually around ground zero, your story sucks. No one cares you were in class or at work when you heard.

Well, it's a board for communication AND not everyone that posts is on here yearly.  Perhaps, if you don't want to see the stories, don't click on the thread.  I effing hate tennis, therefore, I don't click on any thread that has tennis in it.

[WhatTheBuck 28931]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

People who don't know what thread they are posting in....

Back atcha, Sparky. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21287]

Here you go, Vic.

 

 

[Fudbelty 2810]

Here you go, Vic.
 
 

Douchebag parking thread is over there >>>>>

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1708]

Commercials being considerably louder than the scheduled program. They do it on purpose to grab your attention and it’s a pain in the ass. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22305]

And then they swear they don’t do it

[High Plains Drifter 11190]

On 9/10/2021 at 2:26 AM, Superhero said:

 

Gay is the new cool.

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

13 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Gay is the new cool.

 

Only when they're not Gaaaaaayyyy.  My old business partner was gay, and he called out other gays when they were acting "queer".  

He was was gay, but other than his great fashion forward sense, you'd never know he was gay.

[Wally Pryor 5410]

That god-awful "Scoop, there it is" commercial drives me looking for the remote instantaneously.    Of course, the remote is nowhere to be found. 

[ROFL BOX 6655]

On 9/11/2021 at 10:10 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

I don't disagree with your point, but I'm almost certain you posted this a year ago. 

Do you recall where you were / what you were doing when you read that post?

[Superhero 9026]

Got called into jury duty for juror selection. I got there at 7:45AM and left at 2:45PM.

My active participation during that time was saying “here” two times. Filling out a form with 3 questions. Being told to report back tomorrow at 9AM with 120 people to see whether I can be dismissed…

Infuriating. 

[deadshank 24654]

2 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Got called into jury duty for juror selection. I got there at 7:45AM and left at 2:45PM.

My active participation during that time was saying “here” two times. Filling out a form with 3 questions. Being told to report back tomorrow at 9AM with 120 people to see whether I can be dismissed…

Infuriating. 

Quit crying, commie. 

[Superhero 9026]

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

Quit crying, commie. 

What crawled up your urethra comrade?

BTW, this is for a felony sexual assault case. They should’ve just served justice Judge Dredd style. Stop wasting my damn time when the guy is clearly guilty. 

[Frieda’s Boss 181]

Commercials that have the voice person whisper. Drives me up the wall. Noticed BK has one while watching games this weekend. 

[deadshank 24654]

3 hours ago, Superhero said:

What crawled up your urethra comrade?

BTW, this is for a felony sexual assault case. They should’ve just served justice Judge Dredd style. Stop wasting my damn time when the guy is clearly guilty. 

Just messing with you 

[Prepuce of Doom 21287]

7 hours ago, Superhero said:

What crawled up your urethra comrade?

BTW, this is for a felony sexual assault case. They should’ve just served justice Judge Dredd style. Stop wasting my damn time when the guy is clearly guilty. 

You should probably just tell the judge that you don't care to do your civic duty. 

And hope that if you ever need a jury to resolve something for you (or, heaven forbid, clear you of a crime you didn't commit), that you get a better draw of folks summoned for jury duty than this guy has apparently received. 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

10 hours ago, Superhero said:

Got called into jury duty for juror selection. I got there at 7:45AM and left at 2:45PM.

My active participation during that time was saying “here” two times. Filling out a form with 3 questions. Being told to report back tomorrow at 9AM with 120 people to see whether I can be dismissed…

Infuriating. 

Congrats. You are overqualified for 99% of government jobs.

[Prepuce of Doom 21287]

26 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Congrats. You are overqualified for 99% of government jobs.

And yet, he's also shown himself to be unqualified to serve as a juror. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

Brushing your teeth, a little toothpaste drip falls on your shirt, and gives you a nice bright white spot


IB4BJJOKE

[Frank The Tank 1503]

9 hours ago, Superhero said:

What crawled up your urethra comrade?

BTW, this is for a felony sexual assault case. They should’ve just served justice Judge Dredd style. Stop wasting my damn time when the guy is clearly guilty. 

You’ve heard not one shred of testimony or evidence and have already decided that the guy is “clearly guilty?”

You’re what’s wrong with America. 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

And yet, he's also shown himself to be unqualified to serve as a juror. 

Tomato, Tomahto.

[gyroprotagonist 2597]

44 minutes ago, Frank The Tank said:

You’ve heard not one shred of testimony or evidence and have already decided that the guy is “clearly guilty?”

You’re what’s wrong with America. 

calm down Armie Hammer

[High Plains Drifter 11190]

22 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

That god-awful "Scoop, there it is" commercial drives me looking for the remote instantaneously.    Of course, the remote is nowhere to be found. 

 

My 11 year old loves that commercial. Whenever it comes on, I pause the tv, call her into the living room, and we sing the song together. Drives my wife absolutely crazy.

Whenever I or anybody else serving up some icecream to myself or anybody else, the "Scoop, there it is" is mandatory.