Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[elfenix 34161]

when i leave the hotspot on on my phone and it drains the battery

[tfoolry 8171]

14 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Shitty nail clippers

People that clip their nails @ their desk at work.  We found a tray full of clippings in desk of one dude that he had accumulated over years. 

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

On 7/23/2018 at 1:10 PM, Sandman said:

It's subjective, of course, but I hate dried out pizza. If I wanted flavored jerky, I'd go to 7-11.

This. Pizza is to be protected from drying out for the next day cold or hot.  It is the perfect food after all.

[Zepol87 9151]

I don't put salt on watermelon.  Use this instead:

Add some Chamoy also

[Buzzrock 14851]

People that clip their nails @ their desk at work.  We found a tray full of clippings in desk of one dude that he had accumulated over years. 
 

Not trivial

[markstanco 12463]

JRB may be joking but similar spice on melon is actually very good.

On point.

I don't put salt on watermelon.  Use this instead:

[Judge Roybeanbag 11771]

Nah I wasn’t joking.  Stuff is pretty good on melons.  

[kopp0e 1135]

Chicks thinking it's ok to try to kick a dudes ass, but isn't willing for any push back... It's still not a wise move, (unless the woman is defending herself)...

 

[kopp0e 1135]

Feminism at work:

 

[kopp0e 1135]

People that can't show restraint of their emotions in public...

 

[kopp0e 1135]

Clips of these news reporters getting surly, gives me the exact opposite effect:

 

[kopp0e 1135]

The times the NBA went surly:

 

[elfenix 34161]

the incel thread is over there --------->

[kopp0e 1135]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

the incel thread is over there --------->

But you are posting here as well, so... 😁

This video shows what not to do, as this judge got surly:

 

[kopp0e 1135]

More surly moments of sports:

 

['stache 21726]

Bedouin is back?

[Zepol87 9151]

What the hell is going on in here??

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

What the hell is going on in here??

Shitpostin'

[PvilleStang 2823]

@kopp0e, STAHP!

[PhillyD 1257]

Koppe drank more than a trivial amount of booze last night.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8791]

Fuckin hate when you accidentally fuck with the zoom in feature on your computer or phone from moving your finger up but another finger is touching something on the pad/phone that causes it. No I dont suddenly need size 72 font on my text messages or Microsoft word doc.

 

 

 

 

[markstanco 12463]

14 hours ago, kopp0e said:

People that can't show restraint of their emotions in public...

 

List Eater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mdmost 42683]

When one of your ears won't come unclogged after a flight. And this is someone who chews gum and tries other things to keep it from clogging during the airplane ride. It eventually goes away but the pressure and lowered ability to hear out of one ear really sucks till it does. 

[TornACL 7666]

When I become president, backing into parking spots will be illegal. And punishable by sterilization.

You fucking idiot drivers who do this tell me over and over again that it makes exiting your parking space easier. Well guess what, you dumb shits, no wonder you mouth breathers struggle so much with backing out of parking spaces....because you don't look before you dart your car forward into traffic. And I can't tell that you're about to move because you backed into your parking space and so there are no reverse lights to flash on to warn me that an idiot is about to be on the move.

Nearly every day on the way out of my parking garage at work, I have to slam on the brakes at least once because some backing-into-parking-spot fuckhead starts to lurch out right in front of me because they didn't bother to even look.

Edited July 25, 2018 by TornACL

[SilasCoade 2620]

Slow down.

[shakahorn 1623]

Slow down.

What does a yellow light mean?

[kopp0e 1135]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

When one of your ears won't come unclogged after a flight. And this is someone who chews gum and tries other things to keep it from clogging during the airplane ride. It eventually goes away but the pressure and lowered ability to hear out of one ear really sucks till it does. 

I have had that happen when the air conditioner broke, and I had to wait for a part to arrive... It was about 96° at about 2:30 am, and humidity was high enough to drown an owl mid flight... 

Sweat dripped inside my ear while I was sleeping, causing the same symptoms you described, all while in a sweat box until I fixed the a/c unit... #surlyoverload...

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 things piss me off.

1.  When a stupid tiny pebble somehow finds a way to jump into my sandal.

2a.  That the Mississippi River keeps the name south of Cairo, IL even though the majority of the river's volume there comes from the Ohio River.  Should be the Ohio River flowing past Memphis and into the Gulf.

2b.  That they decided the Ohio River begins in Pittsburgh instead of just using the name of the river feeding it the most water.  It should be the Allegheny River that flows past Cincinnati and Memphis and into the Gulf.

2c.  But the state of Mississippi is south of Cairo, not north, so it should be the Mississippi River that flows from northern PA, past Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Memphis, the ashtray, this paddle game, and this lamp into the Gulf.  The inappropriately named river above Cairo should have been named the Minnewiskiowanoissouri or somesuch.

2d.  That no one has the guts to fight The Man and fix this abomination. 

Edited July 25, 2018 by clapclapclap
I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati.

[Carl Spackler 3460]

Assholes who toss their cigarette butts out their car window and onto the ground when they're done smoking.  You smoked it in your car, so keep it in your car until you get somewhere that has a trash can, fuckwad.  I hate litterers in general, but for whatever reason, this particular type of trash-laying makes my blood boil.

[Jameslaw121 4440]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

When one of your ears won't come unclogged after a flight. And this is someone who chews gum and tries other things to keep it from clogging during the airplane ride. It eventually goes away but the pressure and lowered ability to hear out of one ear really sucks till it does. 

Out of all the times I've flown that has happened to me once. On my way to New Orleans for my first vacation in like five years. Was completely pumped for it, got on the plane, ordered a Jack Daniels, then spent the next 4 hours in complete misery with what felt like ice pick had been stuck between eyes. I got to watch other people having fun and getting drunk.... God I was fucking pissed

[mdmost 42683]

I had trouble sleeping the night I came home as my ear kept popping as the fluid was working its way out. Ear still feels weird today but getting better. I had a summer cold leading up to the flight so I think that was part of the problem.

[Buzzrock 14851]

I fell out of a raft into the French Broad River the week of the 4th, and inhaled a fair amount of said river. My right ear crackled and popped for days, especially going up and down all those mountain elevations. Very annoying.

[elfenix 34161]

2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Assholes who toss their cigarette butts out their car window and onto the ground when they're done smoking.  You smoked it in your car, so keep it in your car until you get somewhere that has a trash can, fuckwad.  I hate litterers in general, but for whatever reason, this particular type of trash-laying makes my blood boil.

this shit makes me road ragey

[Okie State 3746]

I've seen people roll down their windows at stoplights and just dump trash out on the road. Bottles the mind.

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

2 minutes ago, Okie State said:

I've seen people roll down their windows at stoplights and just dump trash out on the road. Bottles the mind.

Father-in-law did that on a fishing trip in Mexico 20 years ago, and I called him out on it. We haven't spoken since. Good riddance to that trashy motherfucker.

[Guest]

at Chuys tonight.  Not my choice, but hell...chips and queso work.

For happy hour they have free chips and queso/ beans/ taco meat/ salsa in the bar area.

Man comes and grabs a basket of chips, layers on the toppings onto the chips( small bowls for normal people are provided) to the point of it being enough food for 2 or 3 grown ass people.

 

Then his two 12-ish/ 13 ish sons do the same.

 

Not to be outdone, the wife comes up minutes later, gripes at the the barback because "there ain't no more taco meat" after her family ransacked the little chip station. She leaves with a basket of nachos that would have taken at least 3 meals for me to finish.

 

You know what, there are no signs indicating limits, but holy fuck people...you know it isn't the point to just be a gotdam free buffet.

 

not to mention, at least in Slorchy's world, you could almost hold a gun to my head and I still wouldn't fill my plate before my wife or kids.

 

Wrong as fuck on multiple levels...and just cruising through like shit was alright.

Edited July 26, 2018 by slorch

[Jersey Man10 3500]

People that don't let their cars warm up. As soon as they turn it on they're already in reverse backing up. Makes me cringe.

[ERhine 1894]

People that don't let their cars warm up. As soon as they turn it on they're already in reverse backing up. Makes me cringe.

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

On 7/24/2018 at 12:00 AM, Sandman said:

When someone puts the leftover pizza in the fridge while it's still in the box. It gets dried out and rock hard almost immediately. Bag that shit up, dammit.

Put it in a pan with a tinfoil tent over it to reheat.  Takes longer than a microwave but it makes the crust crunchy again. 

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

People that don't let their cars warm up. As soon as they turn it on they're already in reverse backing up. Makes me cringe.

That synthetic oil's gotta count for somethin...

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

On 7/24/2018 at 12:00 AM, Sandman said:

When someone puts the leftover pizza in the fridge while it's still in the box. It gets dried out and rock hard almost immediately. Bag that shit up, dammit.

Put it in a pan with a tinfoil tent over it to reheat.  Takes longer than a microwave but it makes the crust crunchy again. 

[SilasCoade 2620]

6 hours ago, shakahorn said:

What does a yellow light mean?

should have been @TornACL

[TornACL 7666]

I am not speeding chief. Primarily because I know at any moment any of the mouth breathing idiots backed into their parking spot will come right out with no lights on or any indication the car might be about to move. 

[SilasCoade 2620]

Dude, it is irrefutable that backing in is the correct and safest approach. You think they are going to see you better backing out?  What kind of silly shit is that? Angles, line of sight, etc.

What kind of parking garage are you in where none of the cars have auto headlights? Every car on the road has daytime running lights.

The only excuse for having to "slam on the brakes" is you are going too fast. Slow the fuck down.

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

"Safer"? GTFO. It is just dumb conformity. Pull in correctly, or back in for no reason, but don't pretend it's logical. It isn't.  Frankly, it's how aggy parks.

[Gil Bang 25838]

Same reason you pair it with feta cheese.  It tastes fucking good.

Mr Greek feta cheese man probably takes it up the ass

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

Feta cheese on pizza. Cheese on a pizza is supposed to br melty-gooey. Feta is for salads and sandwiches, not pizza.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Mr Greek feta cheese man probably takes it up the ass

Show me on the doll where the feta touched you....

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

If the fetachists would kindly step down, everyone else would like a turn.

[Dewey 3279]

Most restaurants serve oversized portions. Ask for an orange juice and they bring a tiny glass.