Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[elfenix 34,387]

the word "preggers"

Edited August 23 by elfenix
Had to fix the title after something dumb happened

[Newdoc 3,465]

Getting girly drinks at a drive-thru.

[Anton Chigurh 3,323]

Having to learn how a new forum works. 

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

One of the more active threads on the Shag.  

- Food nibblers

[PilotsError 2,338]

Background music on YouTube videos when people are talking.  Enough with this shit, we can't fucking hear you.  Did you listen to the video before you uploaded?  That seemed OK to you?

[Lone Star Horn 2,026]

Idiots that chew with their mouth open

[Longboard Horn 40,996]

Kevin Morgan....

[Okie State 3,866]

Shitty beer selection at bars or restaurants.

[Vic Mackey 47,391]

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Kevin Morgan....

Same

[Player 4,578]

Shitty college umpires

[mdmost 43,320]

Rocko, well not anymore I guess

Edited March 25, 2018 by mdmost

[workswithseed 2,140]

When girls post selfies with inspirational quotes or song lyrics

[RPM 26,431]

20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Kevin Morgan....

Not trivial

[futureman 22,565]

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Rocko, well not anymore I guess

Rocko is monumental, not trivial. 

[Longboard Horn 40,996]

9 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

When girls post selfies with inspirational quotes or song lyrics

Fucking A this!

[Fudbelty 2,794]

Vic Mackey 

[de(d) 6]

god is dead

[PvilleStang 2,926]

Eskimo Hut

[BearSchlong 8,140]

When my fiancee makes me a salet and the lettuce pieces are too big.

[Sandman 3,420]

When our toaster broke, my wife wanted a toaster oven, claimed it was some sort of magical device and she could use it for "all sorts of things". I went along with it. Turns out it makes shitty toast and she doesn't do anything with it at all.

Fuck toaster ovens.

[Capt 235]

Getting a pina colada after waiting in a long drive thru line at some place the hipsters call "The Hut"

And hipsters annoy the fuck out of me btw

[PhillyD 1,282]

Learning to navigate a new site

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Avatars with half the text cut off because the posters didn't resize it for the circle format.

Edited March 26, 2018 by clapclapclap

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,033]

People that start popular threads in the wrong forum

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

People that start popular threads in the wrong forum

Since I can't edit it myself (or seem how to), can a mod please move it, then?

[Chilly Water 419]

Single ply toilet paper

People who say “outdoorsy”

Being forced to sit through a 15 second ad just to watch a 30 second video (big fuck you to YouTube and the local news app)

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Salt Life stickers.

[michaelpshayes 417]

Reaction videos are really starting to irritate me 

 

 

[South Austin 52,745]

On ‎3‎/‎25‎/‎2018 at 11:52 AM, elfenix said:

the word "preggers"

It's almost as bad as "pressers."  Fuck that baby talk.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

People who say "natty"* when referring to a national championship.








*The use of the word natty when referring to the beer is not only acceptable but highly recommended.

Edited March 26, 2018 by UT Lawnghorn

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

Having two of these threads.

Not putting thread in the right forum (not this one)

[PvilleStang 2,926]

City of Austin wasting time and money doing "art installations" (behind Iron Works BBQ)

[workswithseed 2,140]

People who say "adulting"

[Hanrahan 1,306]

People who mix up llamas and alpacas.

 

[PvilleStang 2,926]

People who post on Facebook asking, "Is anyone hiring for a full time position?"  Look it up on job boards, not on swap / marketplace sites!

[BigDHornfan 6,597]

having to get more posts for nsaa admittance.

[retread 2,951]

^este

[deadshank 24,653]

Drove over the 3 Greenway Plaza for lunch at Ferges today.  Went underground to park my rig.  I expected pay parking.  No big deal.  Of course , when you come around to put your little paper card into the reader it wont take cash or coins.  It only takes credderick cards.  I have a credderick card but WTF?  $2.00 charge on a credit card.  That's stupid wife stuff.

And, of course, the receipt didn't print out.  So, I hit the little "call" button to explain to the voice on the other end and gauge their concern.  Their reply?  "Oh, sorry."

Typical.

 

[PvilleStang 2,926]

Didn't take Best Buy Gift Cards?  Must be in the poor part of town.

[lateshow 1,309]

People that don't even give a courtesy wave when you let them into traffic. 

[deadshank 24,653]

2 minutes ago, lateshow said:

People that don't even give a courtesy wave when you let them into traffic. 

Up yours, prick.

[GhostRider 169]

When you click on the "go to first unread post" dot but it doesn't really take you to the first unread post.

 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

2 hours ago, lateshow said:

People that don't even give a courtesy wave when you let them into traffic. 

You should be allowed to shoot a motherfucker that doesn't give you a courtesy wave.

[chikin23 384]

A fingernail getting caught on your jeans.

[Jade 131]

On 3/25/2018 at 3:18 PM, workswithseed said:

When girls post selfies with inspirational quotes or song lyrics

I was trying to lift your spirits, frand

[Gut Wagon 8,130]

Idiots who nonchalantly change lanes, THEN signal. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,842]

6 minutes ago, Jade said:

I was trying to lift your spirits, frand

Then you should've shown him your tits. 

[Cleo McDowell 20]

The words kiddo, hubs, and wifey

[Cleo McDowell 20]

And people who get off an elevator, or go through a revolving door, and don't immediately get the fuck out of the way. More people are coming!!!

[WhatTheBuck 28,842]

4 minutes ago, Cleo McDowell said:

And people who get off an elevator, or go through a revolving door, and don't immediately get the fuck out of the way. More people are coming!!!

The best is when they just stop after stepping off the escalator.