Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[elfenix 34075]

the word "preggers"

Edited August 23 by elfenix
Had to fix the title after something dumb happened

[Newdoc 3421]

Getting girly drinks at a drive-thru.

[Anton Chigurh 3317]

Having to learn how a new forum works. 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

One of the more active threads on the Shag.  

- Food nibblers

[PilotsError 2237]

Background music on YouTube videos when people are talking.  Enough with this shit, we can't fucking hear you.  Did you listen to the video before you uploaded?  That seemed OK to you?

[Lone Star Horn 2007]

Idiots that chew with their mouth open

[Longboard Horn 39844]

Kevin Morgan....

[Okie State 3696]

Shitty beer selection at bars or restaurants.

[Vic Mackey 46669]

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Kevin Morgan....

Same

[Player 4566]

Shitty college umpires

[mdmost 42317]

Rocko, well not anymore I guess

Edited March 25, 2018 by mdmost

[workswithseed 2012]

When girls post selfies with inspirational quotes or song lyrics

[RPM 26090]

20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Kevin Morgan....

Not trivial

[futureman 22342]

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Rocko, well not anymore I guess

Rocko is monumental, not trivial. 

[Longboard Horn 39844]

9 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

When girls post selfies with inspirational quotes or song lyrics

Fucking A this!

[Fudbelty 2770]

Vic Mackey 

[de(d) 6]

god is dead

[PvilleStang 2805]

Eskimo Hut

[BearSchlong 8000]

When my fiancee makes me a salet and the lettuce pieces are too big.

[Sandman 3399]

When our toaster broke, my wife wanted a toaster oven, claimed it was some sort of magical device and she could use it for "all sorts of things". I went along with it. Turns out it makes shitty toast and she doesn't do anything with it at all.

Fuck toaster ovens.

[Capt 235]

Getting a pina colada after waiting in a long drive thru line at some place the hipsters call "The Hut"

And hipsters annoy the fuck out of me btw

[PhillyD 1245]

Learning to navigate a new site

[clapclapclap 8998]

Avatars with half the text cut off because the posters didn't resize it for the circle format.

Edited March 26, 2018 by clapclapclap

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

People that start popular threads in the wrong forum

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

People that start popular threads in the wrong forum

Since I can't edit it myself (or seem how to), can a mod please move it, then?

[Chilly Water 410]

Single ply toilet paper

People who say “outdoorsy”

Being forced to sit through a 15 second ad just to watch a 30 second video (big fuck you to YouTube and the local news app)

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Salt Life stickers.

[michaelpshayes 417]

Reaction videos are really starting to irritate me 

 

 

[South Austin 51564]

On ‎3‎/‎25‎/‎2018 at 11:52 AM, elfenix said:

the word "preggers"

It's almost as bad as "pressers."  Fuck that baby talk.

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

People who say "natty"* when referring to a national championship.








*The use of the word natty when referring to the beer is not only acceptable but highly recommended.

Edited March 26, 2018 by UT Lawnghorn

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

Having two of these threads.

Not putting thread in the right forum (not this one)

[PvilleStang 2805]

City of Austin wasting time and money doing "art installations" (behind Iron Works BBQ)

[workswithseed 2012]

People who say "adulting"

[Hanrahan 1306]

People who mix up llamas and alpacas.

 

[PvilleStang 2805]

People who post on Facebook asking, "Is anyone hiring for a full time position?"  Look it up on job boards, not on swap / marketplace sites!

[BigDHornfan 6508]

having to get more posts for nsaa admittance.

[retread 2951]

^este

[deadshank 24644]

Drove over the 3 Greenway Plaza for lunch at Ferges today.  Went underground to park my rig.  I expected pay parking.  No big deal.  Of course , when you come around to put your little paper card into the reader it wont take cash or coins.  It only takes credderick cards.  I have a credderick card but WTF?  $2.00 charge on a credit card.  That's stupid wife stuff.

And, of course, the receipt didn't print out.  So, I hit the little "call" button to explain to the voice on the other end and gauge their concern.  Their reply?  "Oh, sorry."

Typical.

 

[PvilleStang 2805]

Didn't take Best Buy Gift Cards?  Must be in the poor part of town.

[lateshow 1303]

People that don't even give a courtesy wave when you let them into traffic. 

[deadshank 24644]

2 minutes ago, lateshow said:

People that don't even give a courtesy wave when you let them into traffic. 

Up yours, prick.

[GhostRider 169]

When you click on the "go to first unread post" dot but it doesn't really take you to the first unread post.

 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

2 hours ago, lateshow said:

People that don't even give a courtesy wave when you let them into traffic. 

You should be allowed to shoot a motherfucker that doesn't give you a courtesy wave.

[chikin23 384]

A fingernail getting caught on your jeans.

[Jade 131]

On 3/25/2018 at 3:18 PM, workswithseed said:

When girls post selfies with inspirational quotes or song lyrics

I was trying to lift your spirits, frand

[Gut Wagon 8028]

Idiots who nonchalantly change lanes, THEN signal. 

[WhatTheBuck 28604]

6 minutes ago, Jade said:

I was trying to lift your spirits, frand

Then you should've shown him your tits. 

[Cleo McDowell 20]

The words kiddo, hubs, and wifey

[Cleo McDowell 20]

And people who get off an elevator, or go through a revolving door, and don't immediately get the fuck out of the way. More people are coming!!!

[WhatTheBuck 28604]

4 minutes ago, Cleo McDowell said:

And people who get off an elevator, or go through a revolving door, and don't immediately get the fuck out of the way. More people are coming!!!

The best is when they just stop after stepping off the escalator.