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When you got your car seating position dialed just right and somebody just fucks it up

 

And when your car don't got no memory seat function

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5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
8 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:
You want to see the bottom 75% of society, head to the state fair.  Christ almighty.

I have no idea what the fascination with this yearly carnival is. Besides Texas OU gameday, fuck that place.

 

Also the weird obsession with eating tons of deep fried foods that should never have been deep fried.

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When people come over to my house and expect me to supply bottled water as a beverage. There's beer, tea, liquor, juice, milk, filtered water, and tap water. Bring your own bottled water if you insist on drinking it.

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Little Black Sambo is a little boy in India. He was chased around the tree by tigers which live in Asia. Okie dokie - maybe in the Zimbabwe Zoo. The English called everyone darker than lily white blacks.

Why is Sambo racist for Africans.?

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8 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

doggolingo annoys the ever living shit out of me.

Here's an example:

Saw this big heckin doggo on the disc golf course yesterday, he was doin a good find for his owner

Wtf is this shit?

 

I don't even know what you're talking about, but now I hate it too. 

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On 7/26/2018 at 12:24 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

The carriage return automatically gives you a double space in the Surly forum interface. Please stop hitting it twice between paragraphs. The carriage return is also known as the "Enter" or "Return" key. Sometimes it's represented by <CR>. When I hit it once...

This is the spacing. That's double spaced text. When I hit it twice...

 

This is the spacing. That's a big waste of space. Don't do that. 

You mean

 Like this

?

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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
16 hours ago, Tom said:
 
Also the weird obsession with eating tons of deep fried foods that should never have been deep fried.

This too. Deep fried oreos, like really??

Surprised you don't like it there.  That'd be like shooting fish in a barrel for you.

 

Or is it the awkwardness of your last 6 hook-ups in the same vicinity?  

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doggolingo annoys the ever living shit out of me.

Here's an example:

Saw this big heckin doggo on the disc golf course yesterday, he was doin a good find for his owner

Wtf is this shit?

 

The we rate dogs guy has made a mint doing this.

 

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2 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Wife never lets the microwave run to completion so every I want to glance at it for the time of day, I get 0:11 or 0:03. 

Hell, my ex couldn't be bothered to close the microwave door half the time.

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Tis the season for baseball teams to go to state/nationals.

Back in the day they would sell candy bars, popcorn, light bulbs (the most brilliant of ANYTHING EVER), etc.  Or, hold car washes which I always participated in and gave an extra $5 or so.

The new trend I see is simply panhandling on street corners.  Bucket in hand with some small sign asking for money.  

NO.

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28 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Advertisements on the wall right above a urinal. Please tell me this is just an aggy thing and not a nationwide trend.

Trend? They’ve been doing that everywhere for decades.

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10 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Wife never lets the microwave run to completion so every I want to glance at it for the time of day, I get 0:11 or 0:03. 

odd, your wife always goes to completion with me

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Just moved into a new place and I'm convinced whoever designed the electrical stuff in this house must have been on their first day on the job.

A is the kitchen

B is a hall light

C is the breakfast nook area

1, 2, and 3 are light switches. Anyone want to guess which switch corresponds to which light?

 

Spoiler

1 = A (kitchen)

2 = C (breakfast nook)

3 = B (hall light)

 

 

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8 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

Hell, my ex couldn't be bothered to close the microwave door half the time.

How was she with pants?

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Just moved into a new place and I'm convinced whoever designed the electrical stuff in this house must have been on their first day on the job.
A is the kitchen
B is a hall light
C is the breakfast nook area
1, 2, and 3 are light switches. Anyone want to guess which switch corresponds to which light?
 
Spoiler 1 = A (kitchen)
2 = C (breakfast nook)
3 = B (hall light)
 
 
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Apartment I take it? If not call an electrician. That really would cost much to swap. Few hundred at most.
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“ATX”

It has always seemed like a blatant ripoff of PDX. If it was at least our airport code like PDX is, then it would make sense. Instead it’s just trying hard to have a cool sounding abbreviation like Portland.

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3 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

“ATX”

It has always seemed like a blatant ripoff of PDX. If it was at least our airport code like PDX is, then it would make sense. Instead it’s just trying hard to have a cool sounding abbreviation like Portland.

PDX is stupid. ATX at least makes sense for Austin, TX.

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3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Advertisements on the wall right above a urinal. Please tell me this is just an aggy thing and not a nationwide trend.

You've obviously not been in too many bathrooms for many many years.

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15 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

“ATX”

It has always seemed like a blatant ripoff of PDX. If it was at least our airport code like PDX is, then it would make sense. Instead it’s just trying hard to have a cool sounding abbreviation like Portland.

PDX sounds like a ripoff of LAX

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10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

“ATX”

It has always seemed like a blatant ripoff of PDX. If it was at least our airport code like PDX is, then it would make sense. Instead it’s just trying hard to have a cool sounding abbreviation like Portland.

ATX is more a ripoff of ATL than PDX.  Now get off my lawn!

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Advertisements on the wall right above a urinal. Please tell me this is just an aggy thing and not a nationwide trend.

Trivial as fuck. Why do you care? Just don’t read them. I sometimes like reading them just because. Do billboards piss you off too? That would make more sense because they make cities uglier.
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What is the proper course of action for a coworker who has their work email linked to their cell phone, and their cell phone notifications turned up to 11 so that it dings every 3 seconds all day long?

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18 hours ago, markstanco said:

Tis the season for baseball teams to go to state/nationals.

Back in the day they would sell candy bars, popcorn, light bulbs (the most brilliant of ANYTHING EVER), etc.  Or, hold car washes which I always participated in and gave an extra $5 or so.

The new trend I see is simply panhandling on street corners.  Bucket in hand with some small sign asking for money.  

NO.

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50 minutes ago, TornACL said:

What is the proper course of action for a coworker who has their work email linked to their cell phone, and their cell phone notifications turned up to 11 so that it dings every 3 seconds all day long?

break the phone in half.

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:


Trivial as fuck. Why do you care? Just don’t read them. I sometimes like reading them just because. Do billboards piss you off too? That would make more sense because they make cities uglier.

I despise being anyone's captive audience. And saying "don't read them" is an awful lot like saying "don't think about a pink elephant."

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1 hour ago, TornACL said:

What is the proper course of action for a coworker who has their work email linked to their cell phone, and their cell phone notifications turned up to 11 so that it dings every 3 seconds all day long?

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Turn your phone up just as loud, and have someone text you 10 times in a row, then pull it (your phone) out, and say, Sorry, that was really annoying, then turn it back to silent while staring down the usual culprit.

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21 hours ago, markstanco said:

Tis the season for baseball teams to go to state/nationals.

Back in the day they would sell candy bars, popcorn, light bulbs (the most brilliant of ANYTHING EVER), etc.  Or, hold car washes which I always participated in and gave an extra $5 or so.

The new trend I see is simply panhandling on street corners.  Bucket in hand with some small sign asking for money.  

NO.

I never give them money because I know it is just funding a for profit tournament, plus they are always in like Orlando or las vegas.  I'm not paying for your families vacation.  I'm sure there are plenty of good teams to play within are 4 hour drive.

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PDX sounds like a ripoff of LAX
PDX, the ATL, DFW, etc. Airport codes. Nobody referenced Los Angeles as the LAX. Its L.A.

SFO is a tweener. San Fran is generally the reference.

Detroit or Cleveland should be KSHT.
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What is the proper course of action for a coworker who has their work email linked to their cell phone, and their cell phone notifications turned up to 11 so that it dings every 3 seconds all day long?
Sounds like they are really in demand and...then.....there is you.

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