Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[ROFL BOX 6,644]

I don't necessarily mean "in production"... just show us some "before & after" stuff.

[nnm 35,847]

54 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Wrong!

This is the only FF picture that should be posted.  It was burned into my brain in adolescence.

[Hate 20,082]

Agreed. It seems particularly cruel to put a handicapped person on a pedestal.

And that person’s name??? Art.

[Guest Lobo]

I thought it was Neal? 

or am I thinking of Stu?  

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

I just lost all respect for Alice Cooper. Just saw him in a commercial with Baker docuhebag mayfield. Fuck everything.

[deadshank 24,646]

10 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I just lost all respect for Alice Cooper. Just saw him in a commercial with Baker docuhebag mayfield. Fuck everything.

Errbody has bills to pay. 

[Biff Tannen 45,420]

12 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I just lost all respect for Alice Cooper. Just saw him in a commercial with Baker docuhebag mayfield. Fuck everything.

It's actually pronounced "Mil-ee-wah-kay", which is Algonquin for, "the Good Land".

[Txzen 498]

On 12/20/2021 at 6:33 AM, davidg said:

Plumbing is easy, only gotta know 4 things:  Hot on the left/Cold on the right, Shit flows downhill, payday is Friday and don't bite your fingernails.  

The rule of plumbing is that if it’s too loose, it leaks. If it’s too tight, it leaks. 
 

Fuck plumbing. 

[Storm the Field 5,267]

Bullshit legal marketing emails with transparent lies. 

"Greetings Storm the Field, we reached out to (insert partner name) about how we can help with SEO, social media marketing & client lead generation. He indicated you were the best person to speak with. Are you free for a 15 minute call later?"

Yeah, I'd put the odds of that having occurred at 0.0%.

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

Why do people still send Christmas cards? Especially the ones with a posed family picture. Just post it on social media so I can ignore it.

[ROFL BOX 6,644]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why do people still send Christmas cards? Especially the ones with a posed family picture. Just post it on social media so I can ignore it.

[laughs in "wife is asking for addresses so she can send out cards with the annual JC Penny photo studio picture]

[ROFL BOX 6,644]

3 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Bullshit legal marketing emails with transparent lies. 

"Greetings Storm the Field, we reached out to (insert partner name) about how we can help with SEO, social media marketing & client lead generation. He indicated you were the best person to speak with. Are you free for a 15 minute call later?"

Yeah, I'd put the odds of that having occurred at 0.0%.

[CooterBrown 17,836]

Why do people still send Christmas cards? Especially the ones with a posed family picture. Just post it on social media so I can ignore it.

Wife waited until Saturday to order cards from Costco and they’re sold out. Thanks Obama.

[Guest]

People who ask your opinion and then get pissed because you didn’t agree with theirs.

Fuck me.  If you’re going to give direction, then don’t couch it as an inquiry to my inclinations.

Shit or get off the pot…

[Fudbelty 2,784]

Three shitter stalls in the bathroom. I enter the empty bathroom and choose stall number 1. Next person enters to also shit but sits down in #2.

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

11 hours ago, slorch said:

People who ask your opinion and then get pissed because you didn’t agree with theirs.

AKA, wives.

[deadshank 24,646]

Lazy neighbors that refuse to pick up the miscellaneous trash that appears in the front yard of their houses or on their sidewalks.  
 

I understand YOU didn’t put it there and it’s not YOUR trash.  Just quit being a lazy mofo and pick up that crap and throw it in the trash can.  

Have some pride.  

[Biff Tannen 45,420]

44 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Lazy neighbors that refuse to pick up the miscellaneous trash that appears in the front yard of their houses or on their sidewalks.  
 

I understand YOU didn’t put it there and it’s not YOUR trash.  Just quit being a lazy mofo and pick up that crap and throw it in the trash can.  

Have some pride.  

You live in a place where random trash just shows up?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,791]

Why do people still send Christmas cards? Especially the ones with a posed family picture. Just post it on social media so I can ignore it.

That’s a lot of words instead of telling us you don’t have any friends

[deadshank 24,646]

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You live in a place where random trash just shows up?

Styro cup that got away from someone, a random hat lost by a kid, the odd urban tumbleweed, some item left behind by a lawn crew, a dipshit that threw his beer can out the window, etc.  Odds and ends type stuff.   Not a 30 yard roll of dumpster worth of construction debris. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

28 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

That’s a lot of words instead of telling us you don’t have any friends

Thanks for the Christmas card by the way. 

[General Specific 3,186]

Lazy neighbors that refuse to pick up the miscellaneous trash that appears in the front yard of their houses or on their sidewalks.  
 
I understand YOU didn’t put it there and it’s not YOUR trash.  Just quit being a lazy mofo and pick up that crap and throw it in the trash can.  
Have some pride.  

Are you on the HOA committee? No. Fuck you! And fuck the HOA as well!

[deadshank 24,646]

15 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Are you on the HOA committee? No. Fuck you! And fuck the HOA as well!

Nope.  Just don’t care for lazy slobs. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

Lazy neighbors that refuse to pick up the miscellaneous trash that appears in the front yard of their houses or on their sidewalks.  
 

I understand YOU didn’t put it there and it’s not YOUR trash.  Just quit being a lazy mofo and pick up that crap and throw it in the trash can.  

Have some pride.  

What if I kick dogshit out in the street or up on the sidewalk?

Is that surly?  My dogs didn’t do it.  Figure maybe the shitbags who did it will pick it up their next time around…

[deadshank 24,646]

Just now, slorch said:

What if I kick dogshit out in the street or up on the sidewalk?

Is that surly?  My dogs didn’t do it.  Figure maybe the shitbags who did it will pick it up their next time around…

Right.  Dog crap is a different story. 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

4 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Right.  Dog crap is a different story. 

Ain’t shit trivial about mother fucking assholes who won’t pick up after their dogs.

[Hate 20,082]

Three shitter stalls in the bathroom. I enter the empty bathroom and choose stall number 1. Next person enters to also shit but sits down in #2.

Nothing trivial about this at all. I hope those people that choose stall #2 get a hemorrhoid.

[General Specific 3,186]

Nothing trivial about this at all. I hope those people that choose stall #2 get a hemorrhoid.

Its probably the same guys that dribbles piss in front of the pisser as well. Never understood how one could be so careless, thoughtless or lack such self awareness in a public space.

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

3 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Its probably the same guys that dribbles piss in front of the pisser as well. Never understood how one could be so careless, thoughtless or lack such self awareness in a public space.

Prostate cancer is serious bidness

[SilasCoade 2,620]

35 minutes ago, Hate said:

Nothing trivial about this at all. I hope those people that choose stall #2 get a hemorrhoid.

They need to play this game:

https://jew.ski/urinal-picker/

[Trey3216 15,321]

On 12/19/2021 at 1:28 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

There are not expletives in the English language to describe my hatred of changing the headlight bulbs on my wife’s POS Chevy Equinox. I hope the engineer that designed how to access the bulb dies in a fire.

We should buy that engineer a Pinto and ensure it happens accidentally.  

[nnm 35,847]

30 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Its probably the same guys that dribbles piss in front of the pisser as well. Never understood how one could be so careless, thoughtless or lack such self awareness in a public space.

The “getting old sucks” thread is that way ——->

[Hate 20,082]

21 minutes ago, Llogg said:

They need to play this game:

https://jew.ski/urinal-picker/

I got up to 21 in 26 seconds. 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

16 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

We should buy that engineer a Pinto and ensure it happens accidentally.  

And add Zee fucking German engineer at BMW who thought it was a good idea to tie the high beam switch to your speedometer gadgets.  $25 part becomes an $1,100 dealer only fix because only an authorized dealer can do anything related to a speedometer part/ directly attached for peripherally.

[SilasCoade 2,620]

Smfh

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

1 hour ago, Llogg said:

Smfh

Oh hell no !!!  That would cause me great rage.  At least they're clothespinned shut. The wife just opens a pack, and walks away.

[Prepuce of Doom 20,954]

5 hours ago, Llogg said:

Smfh

If you live with but don't share a bed with the culprit, I think you probably know what you need to do here. 

[Superhero 8,695]

My neighbors across the street who don’t break down their boxes before throwing them in the recycle bin. I know they got a Samsung TV last year, and sometime this year they had a baby who wears Huggies. They also don’t take in their cans until 2-3 days after trash day  

 

The same neighbors threw out a couch last weekend. They probably didn’t contact the waste removal company and the couch will still be there when I get back from vacation. Those assholes. 

[Brisketexan 104,215]

Its probably the same guys that dribbles piss in front of the pisser as well. Never understood how one could be so careless, thoughtless or lack such self awareness in a public space.

Maybe I….I mean, the guy you’re talking about, who lived near you, and is definitely not me….has a short dick. Didja think about that, man?

[Prepuce of Doom 20,954]

That fucking Range Rover Sport commercial with the high pitched noise. 

[SHOOTER12 8,775]

On 12/22/2021 at 8:07 AM, Biff Tannen said:

You live in a place where random trash just shows up?

Forget it, he's not going to tell you her name...

[Sam Lin 3,539]

Most of us are more polite and refer to them as our relatives or in-laws. Random trash is a bit harsh.

[elfenix 34,157]

They need to play this game:
https://jew.ski/urinal-picker/

Beginner's luck got 35 right my first go. Next few only getting 5 or 6, including one where I got the same pattern 2x in a row but second was wrong.

[Underdog 28,372]

8 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Most of us are more polite and refer to them as our relatives or in-laws. Random trash is a bit harsh.

You serious, Clark? 

[wd40 1,976]

when you get settled in for a nap and realize that you kinda have to pee.

[Guest]

Big cheeseburger and large fries at the drive thru. 
1 ketchup. no napkins. 
Motherfucker…

[elfenix 34,157]

i can't renew my mom's nyt cooking gift sub until the one i got her last year runs out.  who  at ny times decided that was a good idea?

Edited December 25, 2021 by elfenix

['stache 21,726]

Die Hard was a decent flick. I don’t give a shit if it’s a “Christmas movie.” Just shut the fuck up already! Watch it whenever the fuck you want!!

Edited December 25, 2021 by 'stache

[WhatTheBuck 28,694]

You may also watch It’s a Wonderful Life in July if you’d like. 

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

Ordered a pair of shorts from Amazon. Quality is good for what I paid, but is with these shallow pockets! I feel like I am going to lose anything in my pockets when I am sitting in my car.