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54 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Wrong!
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This is the only FF picture that should be posted.  It was burned into my brain in adolescence.

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12 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I just lost all respect for Alice Cooper. Just saw him in a commercial with Baker docuhebag mayfield. Fuck everything.

It's actually pronounced "Mil-ee-wah-kay", which is Algonquin for, "the Good Land".

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On 12/20/2021 at 6:33 AM, davidg said:

Plumbing is easy, only gotta know 4 things:  Hot on the left/Cold on the right, Shit flows downhill, payday is Friday and don't bite your fingernails.  

The rule of plumbing is that if it’s too loose, it leaks. If it’s too tight, it leaks. 
 

Fuck plumbing. 

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Bullshit legal marketing emails with transparent lies. 

"Greetings Storm the Field, we reached out to (insert partner name) about how we can help with SEO, social media marketing & client lead generation. He indicated you were the best person to speak with. Are you free for a 15 minute call later?"

Yeah, I'd put the odds of that having occurred at 0.0%.

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Why do people still send Christmas cards? Especially the ones with a posed family picture. Just post it on social media so I can ignore it.

[laughs in "wife is asking for addresses so she can send out cards with the annual JC Penny photo studio picture]

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3 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Bullshit legal marketing emails with transparent lies. 

"Greetings Storm the Field, we reached out to (insert partner name) about how we can help with SEO, social media marketing & client lead generation. He indicated you were the best person to speak with. Are you free for a 15 minute call later?"

Yeah, I'd put the odds of that having occurred at 0.0%.

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Why do people still send Christmas cards? Especially the ones with a posed family picture. Just post it on social media so I can ignore it.

Wife waited until Saturday to order cards from Costco and they’re sold out. Thanks Obama.
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People who ask your opinion and then get pissed because you didn’t agree with theirs.

Fuck me.  If you’re going to give direction, then don’t couch it as an inquiry to my inclinations.

Shit or get off the pot…

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44 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Lazy neighbors that refuse to pick up the miscellaneous trash that appears in the front yard of their houses or on their sidewalks.  
 

I understand YOU didn’t put it there and it’s not YOUR trash.  Just quit being a lazy mofo and pick up that crap and throw it in the trash can.  

Have some pride.  

You live in a place where random trash just shows up?

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17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You live in a place where random trash just shows up?

Styro cup that got away from someone, a random hat lost by a kid, the odd urban tumbleweed, some item left behind by a lawn crew, a dipshit that threw his beer can out the window, etc.  Odds and ends type stuff.   Not a 30 yard roll of dumpster worth of construction debris. 

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Lazy neighbors that refuse to pick up the miscellaneous trash that appears in the front yard of their houses or on their sidewalks.  
 
I understand YOU didn’t put it there and it’s not YOUR trash.  Just quit being a lazy mofo and pick up that crap and throw it in the trash can.  
Have some pride.  

Are you on the HOA committee? No. Fuck you! And fuck the HOA as well!
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1 hour ago, deadshank said:

Lazy neighbors that refuse to pick up the miscellaneous trash that appears in the front yard of their houses or on their sidewalks.  
 

I understand YOU didn’t put it there and it’s not YOUR trash.  Just quit being a lazy mofo and pick up that crap and throw it in the trash can.  

Have some pride.  

What if I kick dogshit out in the street or up on the sidewalk?

Is that surly?  My dogs didn’t do it.  Figure maybe the shitbags who did it will pick it up their next time around…

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Just now, slorch said:

What if I kick dogshit out in the street or up on the sidewalk?

Is that surly?  My dogs didn’t do it.  Figure maybe the shitbags who did it will pick it up their next time around…

Right.  Dog crap is a different story. 

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Three shitter stalls in the bathroom. I enter the empty bathroom and choose stall number 1. Next person enters to also shit but sits down in #2.

Nothing trivial about this at all. I hope those people that choose stall #2 get a hemorrhoid.
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Nothing trivial about this at all. I hope those people that choose stall #2 get a hemorrhoid.

Its probably the same guys that dribbles piss in front of the pisser as well. Never understood how one could be so careless, thoughtless or lack such self awareness in a public space.
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3 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Its probably the same guys that dribbles piss in front of the pisser as well. Never understood how one could be so careless, thoughtless or lack such self awareness in a public space.

Prostate cancer is serious bidness

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On 12/19/2021 at 1:28 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

There are not expletives in the English language to describe my hatred of changing the headlight bulbs on my wife’s POS Chevy Equinox. I hope the engineer that designed how to access the bulb dies in a fire.

We should buy that engineer a Pinto and ensure it happens accidentally.  

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30 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Its probably the same guys that dribbles piss in front of the pisser as well. Never understood how one could be so careless, thoughtless or lack such self awareness in a public space.

The “getting old sucks” thread is that way ——->

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16 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

We should buy that engineer a Pinto and ensure it happens accidentally.  

And add Zee fucking German engineer at BMW who thought it was a good idea to tie the high beam switch to your speedometer gadgets.  $25 part becomes an $1,100 dealer only fix because only an authorized dealer can do anything related to a speedometer part/ directly attached for peripherally.

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My neighbors across the street who don’t break down their boxes before throwing them in the recycle bin. I know they got a Samsung TV last year, and sometime this year they had a baby who wears Huggies. They also don’t take in their cans until 2-3 days after trash day  

 

The same neighbors threw out a couch last weekend. They probably didn’t contact the waste removal company and the couch will still be there when I get back from vacation. Those assholes. 

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Its probably the same guys that dribbles piss in front of the pisser as well. Never understood how one could be so careless, thoughtless or lack such self awareness in a public space.

Maybe I….I mean, the guy you’re talking about, who lived near you, and is definitely not me….has a short dick. Didja think about that, man?
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Big cheeseburger and large fries at the drive thru. 
1 ketchup. no napkins. 
Motherfucker…

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i can't renew my mom's nyt cooking gift sub until the one i got her last year runs out.  who  at ny times decided that was a good idea?

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Die Hard was a decent flick. I don’t give a shit if it’s a “Christmas movie.” Just shut the fuck up already! Watch it whenever the fuck you want!!

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