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Holy fuck, it is impossible to get a kid a learners permit.

The kid needs a government issued photo ID, two different household bills or a fucking property deed, the actual social security card, birth certificate, a letter from the school to verify attendance and grades, and the form showing completion of the classroom portion of drivers Ed.

Seriously WTF. I don’t need 90% of that to get her a CHL.

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I'm pretty sure all I needed for my son was a passport, school attendance letter, and driver's ed completion certificate. 

I just left the DPS office. I left out some other stuff they requested. They also requested all vehicle insurance cards and registration, a school ID to prove she’s the person on the school attendance letter, parent ID, and I have to sign an affidavit stating that she lives at the address on everything since no bills are in her name.
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When you buy some shit at HEB and it comes with a coupon for some other free shit with the shit you were buying anyway, but it's somewhere else in the store and you look all over the store and can't find it, and finally you ask some flunky employee in the store where the F the free shit is and he tells you, but of course, that spot where the free shit is completely empty because all the free shit was already taken...and shit.

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The "popped positive" or "popped hot" mentions in the covid threads. No, you tested positive for COVID. You got COVID. You were infected with COVID. Stop trying to sound like you're some sort of badass because you got sick.

 

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40 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The "popped positive" or "popped hot" mentions in the covid threads. No, you tested positive for COVID. You got COVID. You were infected with COVID. Stop trying to sound like you're some sort of badass because you got sick.

 

On you for reading the covid threads. 

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Watching Bama/GA.  Fucking douche QB for GA has "Bennett IV" on the back of his jersey.

 

Listen here, you stupid cunt.  "Bennett IV" isn't your last name.  Your fucking last name is "Bennett".  The "IV" modifies your first name, not your last name, you fucking cock. 

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47 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Watching Bama/GA.  Fucking douche QB for GA has "Bennett IV" on the back of his jersey.

 

Listen here, you stupid cunt.  "Bennett IV" isn't your last name.  Your fucking last name is "Bennett".  The "IV" modifies your first name, not your last name, you fucking cock. 

If the person labeling the uniforms had just put "Hat" everyone would've known who it was and it only takes three letters. Easy peasy.

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Watching Bama/GA.  Fucking douche QB for GA has "Bennett IV" on the back of his jersey.

 

Listen here, you stupid cunt.  "Bennett IV" isn't your last name.  Your fucking last name is "Bennett".  The "IV" modifies your first name, not your last name, you fucking cock. 

Stupid question amnesty, isn’t it modifying the entire name? As in if you have a different middle name you aren’t really a II, III, IV, etc? 

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14 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The "popped positive" or "popped hot" mentions in the covid threads. No, you tested positive for COVID. You got COVID. You were infected with COVID. Stop trying to sound like you're some sort of badass because you got sick.

 

welcome to the Winter of the Popped Hots

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14 hours ago, elfenix said:

people who announce to the office that they're going to the restroom. every. god. damn. time.

A automatic timer recently got installed in my office shitter (I do not know who was asking) and it is timed too short for my morning shit. I don't know who decided the length for it, but it goes off right when I am about to wipe, necessitating some squirming on the throne to get it to come back on. No windows, so this is serious business and absolutely enrages me.

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Levi’s inconsistent sizing. I can understand a bit of inconsistency…maybe .5-.75 inches in a waist or inseam. But fuck, I just bought 2 pairs of the same size 514s and they fit dramatically different. One pair is so much smaller that I can’t get within 3 inches of buttoning them while the other one is a bit loose in the waist.

I don’t give a shit if one pair is made in Mexico and one in China. An inch is an inch anywhere in the world. It shouldn’t be this difficult to make pants the correct size.

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38 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Levi’s inconsistent sizing. I can understand a bit of inconsistency…maybe .5-.75 inches in a waist or inseam. But fuck, I just bought 2 pairs of the same size 514s and they fit dramatically different. One pair is so much smaller that I can’t get within 3 inches of buttoning them while the other one is a bit loose in the waist.

I don’t give a shit if one pair is made in Mexico and one in China. An inch is an inch anywhere in the world. It shouldn’t be this difficult to make pants the correct size.

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A simple mismatch in demand/supply fixed by sewing a different tag on the inventory.

 

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46 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Levi’s inconsistent sizing. I can understand a bit of inconsistency…maybe .5-.75 inches in a waist or inseam. But fuck, I just bought 2 pairs of the same size 514s and they fit dramatically different. One pair is so much smaller that I can’t get within 3 inches of buttoning them while the other one is a bit loose in the waist.

I don’t give a shit if one pair is made in Mexico and one in China. An inch is an inch anywhere in the world. It shouldn’t be this difficult to make pants the correct size.

Levis are turning into shit now.  I've only worn Levis since jr. high school, but the quality/quality control is just about gone.

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3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

A automatic timer recently got installed in my office shitter (I do not know who was asking) and it is timed too short for my morning shit. I don't know who decided the length for it, but it goes off right when I am about to wipe, necessitating some squirming on the throne to get it to come back on. No windows, so this is serious business and absolutely enrages me.

Fucking micromanaging bullshit. 

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3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

A automatic timer recently got installed in my office shitter (I do not know who was asking) and it is timed too short for my morning shit. I don't know who decided the length for it, but it goes off right when I am about to wipe, necessitating some squirming on the throne to get it to come back on. No windows, so this is serious business and absolutely enrages me.

This confuses me.  There is a timer on your office shitter that goes off when it decides that you have spent enough time on the throne?

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27 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

This confuses me.  There is a timer on your office shitter that goes off when it decides that you have spent enough time on the throne?

Oh damn. I reread it and my rage made it confusing.

Someone installed a timer/motion sensor on the light so it goes out unless you’re moving and it’s timed way too short. 

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21 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Oh damn. I reread it and my rage made it confusing.

Someone installed a timer/motion sensor on the light so it goes out unless you’re moving and it’s timed way too short. 

Same purpose as a "timer" - basically trying to speed up your bathroom breaks by turning the lights off for sitting on the crapper for too long. 

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2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Levi’s inconsistent sizing. I can understand a bit of inconsistency…maybe .5-.75 inches in a waist or inseam. But fuck, I just bought 2 pairs of the same size 514s and they fit dramatically different. One pair is so much smaller that I can’t get within 3 inches of buttoning them while the other one is a bit loose in the waist.

I don’t give a shit if one pair is made in Mexico and one in China. An inch is an inch anywhere in the world. It shouldn’t be this difficult to make pants the correct size.

ever bought levis Shrink to Fit?  holy hell what the f

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6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Same purpose as a "timer" - basically trying to speed up your bathroom breaks by turning the lights off for sitting on the crapper for too long. 

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No one in our building is punching in and out.  We have been getting lots of reminders about the cost of energy and greening/sustainability.  That’s what it is, I think. 

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5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

No one in our building is punching in and out.  We have been getting lots of reminders about the cost of energy and greening/sustainability.  That’s what it is, I think. 

People don’t realize how much those motion sensors save. They are really easy to install and relativity cheap, so the ROI is huge.

 

If the added bonus is that it gets employees to stop shitting on company time, so be it. The real money maker is both the saved electricity and the LEED certification tax breaks they can get with them…

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20 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The "popped positive" or "popped hot" mentions in the covid threads. No, you tested positive for COVID. You got COVID. You were infected with COVID. Stop trying to sound like you're some sort of badass because you got sick.

 

It's very much in the vernacular of prior service folks who laughed at the dumbasses who blew it on  a piss test.  It doesn't convey toughness or badassery at all.

Why you so skeered, mouse?

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3 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

People who light up a cigarette upon exiting their vehicle and then walk maybe 100 feet to the entrance to a store to only then casually flick their still burning and barely smoked cigarette onto the ground.

In summary; People who litter.

Worse yet is when you’re a smoker and someone bums a cigarette from you then does something like that, littering or not. I don’t care if they crush it out in an ashtray, smoke the whole damn cigarette or don’t ask for one. 

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HEB app and website tells you the aisle. 
app is named "My HEB" rather than "HEB" so, if you forget that, you start looking in the H's to find no HEB app which you swear you've downloaded
Happened to me several times. Then when I finally get to the app, it's set for pickup. So now I have to figure out how to change that shit.
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4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Worse yet is when you’re a smoker and someone bums a cigarette from you then does something like that, littering or not. I don’t care if they crush it out in an ashtray, smoke the whole damn cigarette or don’t ask for one. 

Back when I smoked if I was smoking and someone asked to bum a cigarette I would always respond with sorry I don’t smoke

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I need to combine some large documents in Word and maintain the original formatting, headers, page numbering etc. and it's driving me fucking insane. Why can't Word just merge two separate documents into one while keeping all the shit the way it was? I swear this was easier with Word circa 1997 than it is with Word 2019.

 

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3 hours ago, Paper_jam said:

I need to combine some large documents in Word and maintain the original formatting, headers, page numbering etc. and it's driving me fucking insane. Why can't Word just merge two separate documents into one while keeping all the shit the way it was? I swear this was easier with Word circa 1997 than it is with Word 2019.

 

So would you say you need to jam the two papers together?  I'll show myself out.

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