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52 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Hey bro @Jameslaw121

I'm more interested in where these guys are finding wives that mow.  That's a thing?

Alas, mine used to.  However, degenerative spine condition combined with a bumpy ass lawn, I have forbidden her from the zero turn.  Perhaps I should consider a trade in?

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35 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Alas, mine used to.  However, degenerative spine condition combined with a bumpy ass lawn, I have forbidden her from the zero turn.  Perhaps I should consider a trade in?

Maybe you should just ease off on the bumpy-ass.

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3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Wish I could rep this more than once. 

Srsly: armadillos and wild hogs are a bitch.  The struggle is real.

We have some freaking armadillos living under our deck in ETX. It’s a very big deck, so it’s not an easy solution. Traps are worthless. The only solution is a .410 or a .308, if I can find the suckers. They’re elusive. 

Yes, our lawn is bumpy-ass too, from the armadillos and the many tree roots. The .308 solves the hog problems too  

Edit: back to the thread title. It makes me surly when I’m mowing the bumpy-ass lawn and run over one of the cypress root knuckles that I forget about, significantly shortening the life of the mower. 

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1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Local radio guys (aka Rod Babers) proclaiming themselves to be a "lifetime Longhorn". 

What the hell does that even mean? Chest thumping because your neighbor is only a "10-year Longhorn" and will move on to support another school in year 11?

Well, in my case it wouldn’t mean so much.

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2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Local radio guys (aka Rod Babers) proclaiming themselves to be a "lifetime Longhorn". 

What the hell does that even mean? Chest thumping because your neighbor is only a "10-year Longhorn" and will move on to support another school in year 11?

Sounds like something a bandwagon fan would complain about. 

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On 5/26/2022 at 4:33 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

I'm more interested in where these guys are finding wives that mow.  That's a thing?

Growing up in my family with two parents with jobs, the mowing chore was handed down by age regardless of gender; it was simply another skill to learn and a task that needed doing. As soon as the oldest got a 'real' job, then the next stepped up and took over. The two things that were less fun was that poison ivy was a real problem at my parent's place, and they had a crap ton of nut trees: walnut, oak, hickory, and pecan. Oh, and I did run the lawn tractor into a wall once and got in trouble for that. But that neighbor boy next door that liked to wash his car in the driveway was soooo cute!

So, mowing now with the husband is a breeze. Plus, I make sure the fridge has beer in it before we start. Got to have a plan, execute the plan, enjoy the plan.

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17 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Growing up in my family with two parents with jobs, the mowing chore was handed down by age regardless of gender; it was simply another skill to learn and a task that needed doing. As soon as the oldest got a 'real' job, then the next stepped up and took over. The two things that were less fun was that poison ivy was a real problem at my parent's place, and they had a crap ton of nut trees: walnut, oak, hickory, and pecan. Oh, and I did run the lawn tractor into a wall once and got in trouble for that. But that neighbor boy next door that liked to wash his car in the driveway was soooo cute!

So, mowing now with the husband is a breeze. Plus, I make sure the fridge has beer in it before we start. Got to have a plan, execute the plan, enjoy the plan.

My wife would mow if she had to.  No reason for her to do it with my two sons and me able to do it.

My mom, 70, mows her own yard.

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On 5/26/2022 at 4:33 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Hey bro @Jameslaw121

I'm more interested in where these guys are finding wives that mow.  That's a thing?

Wife never mowed my yard.  ever.  She does pull weeds in the flower beds and rock beds though.

My boys never mowed our yard once, and for that I feel an ounce of shame.  Oldest boy( now 28) has mowed HIS own yard the past few years and told me he now understands why I never gave up the vacation from life that is mowing.  So i guess I properly handed that shit down  after all.

Cold beer, a little sweat, and sharp ass diagonals...  the good life.   Now where's that sandwich?

 

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8 minutes ago, slorch said:

Wife never mowed my yard.  ever.  She does pull weeds in the flower beds and rock beds though.

My boys never mowed our yard once, and for that I feel an ounce of shame.  Oldest boy( now 28) has mowed HIS own yard the past few years and told me he now understands why I never gave up the vacation from life that is mowing.  So i guess I properly handed that shit down  after all.

Cold beer, a little sweat, and sharp ass diagonals...  the good life.   Now where's that sandwich?

 

Haha. We take sandwiches (or salad) for lunch every weekday so we skip those for supper. You're right though, it's those little things that have kept us best friends for a long long time. He's a good man.

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16 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Growing up in my family with two parents with jobs, the mowing chore was handed down by age regardless of gender; it was simply another skill to learn and a task that needed doing. As soon as the oldest got a 'real' job, then the next stepped up and took over. The two things that were less fun was that poison ivy was a real problem at my parent's place, and they had a crap ton of nut trees: walnut, oak, hickory, and pecan. Oh, and I did run the lawn tractor into a wall once and got in trouble for that. But that neighbor boy next door that liked to wash his car in the driveway was soooo cute!

So, mowing now with the husband is a breeze. Plus, I make sure the fridge has beer in it before we start. Got to have a plan, execute the plan, enjoy the plan.

When my younger brother was finally old enough to mow, he intentionally screwed it up and scalped the lawn so badly that he was excused from lawn duties forever.  Fast forward 40 years and he’s still a manipulative asshole.

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6 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

When my younger brother was finally old enough to mow, he intentionally screwed it up and scalped the lawn so badly that he was excused from lawn duties forever.  Fast forward 40 years and he’s still a manipulative asshole.

I figured out that by pushing our self-propelled mower way, way too fucking fast, I could flood the engine and make it lock up such that it was unusable for a few hours. 

I didn't mind mowing, but I minded being told to mow it on my parents' schedule rather than my own. So we often had one maniac stripe savaged across an unkempt lawn when I was in high school. 

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18 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I didn't mind mowing, but I minded being told to mow it on my parents' schedule rather than my own.

That was the worst. I didn’t like mowing the yard but when I got down to doing it, it wasn’t that bad. But I hated being ordered to do it and I never received thanks or any appreciation of any kind. And when I was young enough to receive an allowance it was never more than 50 cents a week. (I guess that stopped when I got my first job at 15 which payed a whole lot better.)

For the three summers after I graduated high school, while I was still living at my mom’s place before I got my own apartment, I hired a guy who was a local grade school teacher to take up my lawn mowing chores. I had a seasonal job in a bakery. The hours were rough but the pay was good. I couldn’t be bothered with mowing the lawn.

Don’t even get me started about the hassles of having to weed my mom’s garden. 

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Whoever at Bosch (and pretty much every other brand) who thought built-in microwaves should have doors that pivot down, kind of like an oven.

Ours is mounted 6" above the counter, and it's a pain in the ass to reach in to get the food, and more of a pain to reach in and clean the damn thing.

 

They have above-the-range microwaves that open like a regular door, but NOOOOO, built-in-ovens have to open down. I would have been okay with get a countertop microwave and put a trim kit around it, but Bosch stopped making them.

 

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On 5/29/2022 at 3:55 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

That was the worst. I didn’t like mowing the yard but when I got down to doing it, it wasn’t that bad. But I hated being ordered to do it and I never received thanks or any appreciation of any kind. And when I was young enough to receive an allowance it was never more than 50 cents a week. (I guess that stopped when I got my first job at 15 which payed a whole lot better.)

For the three summers after I graduated high school, while I was still living at my mom’s place before I got my own apartment, I hired a guy who was a local grade school teacher to take up my lawn mowing chores. I had a seasonal job in a bakery. The hours were rough but the pay was good. I couldn’t be bothered with mowing the lawn.

Don’t even get me started about the hassles of having to weed my mom’s garden. 

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12 hours ago, Superhero said:

Whoever at Bosch (and pretty much every other brand) who thought built-in microwaves should have doors that pivot down, kind of like an oven.

Ours is mounted 6" above the counter, and it's a pain in the ass to reach in to get the food, and more of a pain to reach in and clean the damn thing.

 

They have above-the-range microwaves that open like a regular door, but NOOOOO, built-in-ovens have to open down. I would have been okay with get a countertop microwave and put a trim kit around it, but Bosch stopped making them.

 

We got one of them microwaves that's built into our kitchen island.

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3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

We got one of them microwaves that's built into our kitchen island.

Yeah I've seen those and they are pretty cool. But I bet it's a pain in the ass to be kneeling down and have your arm at an awkward angle to clean the damn thing.

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35 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Yeah I've seen those and they are pretty cool. But I bet it's a pain in the ass to be kneeling down and have your arm at an awkward angle to clean the damn thing.

Weird. You wife is pretty good a kneeling down with her arm at an awkward angle....

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3 hours ago, Superhero said:

Team YYYY-MM-DD

When you're searching through folders that span several years, gotta go with YYYY-MM-DD or you'll get January 2020 docs instead of the January 22 docs.

Team DDMonYY

As in 01Jun22, 07Dec41, etc.  I always spell out the month to avoid the DD/MM confusion.

 

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51 minutes ago, nnm said:

Team DDMonYY

As in 01Jun22, 07Dec41, etc.  I always spell out the month to avoid the DD/MM confusion.

 

Doing a sort by file name is gonna give you shit results.

I ALWAYS use YYYY-MM-DD and make sure my team does the same. Some of my projects started in 2019 and will probably go through 2024. I need to be able to find the right folders quickly, and sorting anything that doesn't follow that date convention will just make life fucking miserable. 

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22 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Doing a sort by file name is gonna give you shit results.

I ALWAYS use YYYY-MM-DD and make sure my team does the same. Some of my projects started in 2019 and will probably go through 2024. I need to be able to find the right folders quickly, and sorting anything that doesn't follow that date convention will just make life fucking miserable. 

For storing files, sure. But when it comes to my collection of live bootlegs, I label them MM/DD/YY. And in the Word doc where I keep my list (from back in my trading days), it’s MM-DD-YY for formatting. It just looks better.

To keep this on topic, I used to be very good at hand labeling first tapes and then CD’s. I lost the habit of writing by hand and my handwriting has suffered as a result. Signing my signature with my finger on a touchpad sucks. One of the drawbacks of the digital age. 

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Whoever at Bosch (and pretty much every other brand) who thought built-in microwaves should have doors that pivot down, kind of like an oven.
Ours is mounted 6" above the counter, and it's a pain in the ass to reach in to get the food, and more of a pain to reach in and clean the damn thing.
 
They have above-the-range microwaves that open like a regular door, but NOOOOO, built-in-ovens have to open down. I would have been okay with get a countertop microwave and put a trim kit around it, but Bosch stopped making them.
 


Just bought a french door wall oven for this exact reason. Drop down doors on anything that high is dumb as shit.
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42 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

For storing files, sure. But when it comes to my collection of live bootlegs, I label them MM/DD/YY. And in the Word doc where I keep my list (from back in my trading days), it’s MM-DD-YY for formatting. It just looks better.

To keep this on topic, I used to be very good at hand labeling first tapes and then CD’s. I lost the habit of writing by hand and my handwriting has suffered as a result. Signing my signature with my finger on a touchpad sucks. One of the drawbacks of the digital age. 

most of the time i just draw an X.  finger or pen. 

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On 5/27/2022 at 2:49 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Local radio guys (aka Rod Babers) proclaiming themselves to be a "lifetime Longhorn". 

What the hell does that even mean? Chest thumping because your neighbor is only a "10-year Longhorn" and will move on to support another school in year 11?

Would you rather they say "former" Longhorn because that indicates they are no longer one?

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