June 15, 20223 yr 42 minutes ago, ztejas said: Can you not just order a bunch online? Sparkling water in general is hit or miss depending on the convenient store. So I do get your frustration. posrep It's something I usually buy when I stop in a convenience store, didn't even think of going online...I guess b/c I'm an old fuck. Just went to my Prime account and ordered two cases. Apparently, Coca Cola knows its way to the Amazon warehouses.
June 15, 20223 yr "trivial shit that makes me THINK of Surly" Liquor stores sponsoring blood drives. That just goes hand in hand, right?
June 15, 20223 yr Author Just now, slorch said: "trivial shit that makes me THINK of Surly" Liquor stores sponsoring blood drives. That just goes hand in hand, right? screwdriver after a blood donation will get you shitfaced in a hurry
June 16, 20223 yr 19 minutes ago, slorch said: "trivial shit that makes me THINK of Surly" Liquor stores sponsoring blood drives. That just goes hand in hand, right?
June 16, 20223 yr On 6/15/2022 at 9:10 AM, Knoxtnhorn said: Took the kids to see the latest Jurassic Park movie. Start time 1PM. Movie actually started at 1:43. 43 mins of previews and ads. Not doubting you but that's not normal. I'd find a better place to start seeing movies. I saw a 6:00pm showing last weekend and looked at my phone as I was walking to my car and it was 8:45. At a run time of 2 hrs 27 min that's 18 minutes of trailers and commercials. Not too bad.
June 16, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said: Me wearing a team hat and some schlub asking me if I’m a fan of that team. It's a reasonable question. About 1/3 the time with my friends, someone is wearing a team hat for another team because they lost a bet.
June 16, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, deadshank said: I know. Let’s stand in the only door way entrance to the banquet room and talk Can't be first in line for food if you don't create the line.
June 16, 20223 yr Browsing through facebook marketplace and the number of stupid fucks that can't figure out how to use the words "sell" and "sale" in the right context. "For Sell" "It's time to sale this, don't need it no more" I hate them.
June 16, 20223 yr Your just being a self-riteous grammar nazi. It’s not there fault they are loosers because there elementary school teacher failed them.
June 16, 20223 yr 59 minutes ago, Tom said: Not doubting you but that's not normal. I'd find a better place to start seeing movies. I saw a 6:00pm showing last weekend and looked at my phone as I was walking to my car and it was 8:45. At a run time of 2 hrs 27 min that's 18 minutes of trailers and commercials. Not too bad. Not a big deal. I'm a teacher. I've got plenty of time to kill at the moment. I used to enjoy the trailers; however, most of the movies don't appeal to me anymore AND one can see specific trailers at home.
June 16, 20223 yr When people refer to a derivative measurement as the obvious and immediate effect, rather than the effect itself. Used to read all forms of "replacing your car's factory wheels with lighter wheels will increase its performance, because it improves the power-to-weight ratio." No, being lighter in and of itself improves the performance. I don't need a ratio to show that. Kinda like saying "if you add more throttle, you will arrive at your destination sooner, because you improve the miles-per-hour". No, because you go faster, dummy.
June 16, 20223 yr Author you should correct them by getting far into the weeds on wheels. start talking about how saving rotating mass is similar to saving 3x the amount of non-rotating mass but if your lighter wheels are a larger diameter you could actually make it worse because rotational moment of inertia has the radius as a factor
June 16, 20223 yr It's a reasonable question. About 1/3 the time with my friends, someone is wearing a team hat for another team because they lost a bet.Bro gangs don’t set the standard of reasonableness for the rest of us normals.
June 16, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Sandman said: Browsing through facebook marketplace and the number of stupid fucks that can't figure out how to use the words "sell" and "sale" in the right context. "For Sell" "It's time to sale this, don't need it no more" I hate them.
June 17, 20223 yr I think I need a whole bottle of Valium just to deal with the claustrophobia induced by just looking at these pictures. I would need propofol to actually travel in them. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/06/15/double-decker-airplane-seats-could-make-flying-coach-hell/amp/
June 17, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, nnm said: I think I need a whole bottle of Valium just to deal with the claustrophobia induced by just looking at these pictures. I would need propofol to actually travel in them. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/06/15/double-decker-airplane-seats-could-make-flying-coach-hell/amp/ I think you’ve just hit on a great business idea. If there was an onboard CRNA or anesthesiologist to administer propofol inflight, I would pay for that upgrade every time. Also a big win for the flight attendant’s union as they wouldn’t have to serve drinks and get abused by passengers.
June 17, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Would you like a Fart Smelling or Non Fart Smelling seat? Aren’t they all fart smelling? https://www.thesun.co.uk/travel/3381319/flight-attendants-fart-crop-dusting-planes?utm_source=native_share&utm_medium=sharebar_native&utm_campaign=sharebaramp https://www.thesun.co.uk/travel/3595151/do-planes-fart-flying/ Edited June 17, 20223 yr by nnm
June 19, 20223 yr the one fly thats in my living room and occasionally land on me. i dont want to squash him. i want to entrap him in glue, and then slowly torture him by inching a candleflame ever and ever closer
June 19, 20223 yr On 6/17/2022 at 9:05 AM, nnm said: I think I need a whole bottle of Valium just to deal with the claustrophobia induced by just looking at these pictures. I would need propofol to actually travel in them. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/06/15/double-decker-airplane-seats-could-make-flying-coach-hell/amp/
June 20, 20223 yr Scattershooting while wondering why the fuck Popeye's no longer serves Cajun rice. Yeah, take the one side you make that differentiates your secondary menu...and offer mac & cheese. WTF people?
June 20, 20223 yr Author 18 hours ago, slorch said: take the one side you make that differentiates your secondary menu red beans and rice says hi
June 20, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, elfenix said: red beans and rice says hi Ok. Fair enough, but damn, the cajun rice was good too. Guess I was one mofo who liked it...
June 21, 20223 yr Trying to time fluid intake timing just right for a pre-employment drug screening. Seems like I don’t have piss ready to go, then all of a sudden while in the waiting room I fill like I am about to burst.
June 21, 20223 yr Author Ok. Fair enough, but damn, the cajun rice was good too. Guess I was one mofo who liked it...Must've heard you
June 21, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said: People who fly with infants. Not trivial. I had an infant behind me on a flight from JFK to Dakar a couple of weeks ago. Not fun.
June 21, 20223 yr I get the sentiment, but what are folks supposed to do? I mean, my kids need to see family in Brazil. But yeah, I am glad they are 7 and 5 now. Makes traveling easier. Somewhat.
June 22, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said: I get the sentiment, but what are folks supposed to do? This. I hate it if there's an infant in the cabin with me (and I had one in fucking business class last year who wailed about 7 hours of an 11hr flight - flight crew came and apologized multiple times), but I also understand the political incorrectness of drugging the baby to sleep for the flight, like can be done with carryon animals. I bring earplugs.
June 22, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Sam Lin said: This. I hate it if there's an infant in the cabin with me (and I had one in fucking business class last year who wailed about 7 hours of an 11hr flight - flight crew came and apologized multiple times), but I also understand the political incorrectness of drugging the baby to sleep for the flight, like can be done with carryon animals. I bring earplugs. Whenever we had a road trip or plane flight when our now-grown kids were young, they had to take their vitamins before departure. Yep, children’s Benadryl. Worked like a charm. They’re all fine now, not a druggie among them.
June 22, 20223 yr I'm not saying I've recommended a splash of Bailey's in their milk, but I've recommended a splash of Bailey's in milk, multiple times.
June 22, 20223 yr Parents who let their kids roam around the airplane without supervision… Oh wait, that was my kid. On his first trip to Hawaii, he wandered down the aisle a few rows, smiling, waving and saying hi to the ladies. I’m 99% sure he went up to one and stroked her leg. He’s a good looking kid with dimples, and I’m pretty sure when he’s older, more ladies would let him stroke their legs.
June 22, 20223 yr On 6/17/2022 at 9:05 AM, nnm said: I think I need a whole bottle of Valium just to deal with the claustrophobia induced by just looking at these pictures. I would need propofol to actually travel in them. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/06/15/double-decker-airplane-seats-could-make-flying-coach-hell/amp/ Spirit Airlines: "why you wasting all that real estate?"
June 22, 20223 yr On 6/17/2022 at 9:05 AM, nnm said: I think I need a whole bottle of Valium just to deal with the claustrophobia induced by just looking at these pictures. I would need propofol to actually travel in them. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/06/15/double-decker-airplane-seats-could-make-flying-coach-hell/amp/ I would honestly be okay with that if it was significantly cheaper, like half price, but it'll be like "wanna save five bucks?"
June 22, 20223 yr Author those seats are too tall to fit in a narrowbody. probably no way they'd pass evacuation test with people having to step down or go around that support. Edited June 22, 20223 yr by elfenix
June 22, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said: Hanging out in Senegal for the summer? Just a couple of weeks. Back now. We do humanitarian/mission work in Africa. Edited June 22, 20223 yr by nnm
June 22, 20223 yr When you split the check ___ ways, and end up paying for someone's 3 cocktails when you've only had a glass of water.
June 22, 20223 yr Author people who ask you how your weekend was just so that they can talk at you for 10 minutes about all the dumb pointless shit they did over their weekend.
June 22, 20223 yr 19 minutes ago, elfenix said: people who ask you how your weekend was just so that they can talk at you for 10 minutes about all the dumb pointless shit they did over their weekend. Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.
June 22, 20223 yr Author 1 minute ago, nnm said: Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays. on a goddamn wednesday!
June 22, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, elfenix said: people who ask you how your weekend was just so that they can talk at you for 10 minutes about all the dumb pointless shit they did over their weekend. Isn’t that what Facebook is for?
June 22, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Superhero said: When you split the check ___ ways, and end up paying for someone's 3 cocktails when you've only had a glass of water. Oh, uh, thanks.
June 23, 20223 yr When you split the check ___ ways, and end up paying for someone's 3 cocktails when you've only had a glass of water.If there is any chance the check gets split you gotta up your drink game to match the rest of the table.
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