Trivial Things That Make You Surly

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

13 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Actually they did

I'll bet you got some seriously good stuff to pick through after the Battle of Hastings.

[Armybrat 40644]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'll bet you got some seriously good stuff to pick through after the Battle of Hastings.

Better than that….

 

 

Edited December 9, 2022 by Armybrat

[83Horn 1637]

People who pronounce the T in the word "often".  The T is silent, bitches!

[Ignatius 3990]

On 11/25/2022 at 10:40 PM, PvilleStang said:

I feel like you might be my sock...

You stick your foot up his ass?

[Ignatius 3990]

On 11/7/2022 at 7:06 PM, ztejas said:

The 12 combined black people in those states just aren't enough to prop up a Popeye's franchise.

That’s 12 more than Minnesota now the Prince and Kirby Puckett are dead…

Edited December 10, 2022 by Ignatius

[nnm 35881]

 

[Guest]

lay my arm in their lap.

Granted, that has its risks too.

[SHOOTER12 8776]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

Fake yawning, throw a freaking elbow right up under his chin/jaw.

[DigglerontheHoof 20950]

Tell him to move his fucking foot back to his space.  Simple. 

[BearMace 2183]

Look at him, look at his foot, look back at him and say "You must not fly often," really laying into the T.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

Stomp the fucking shit out of his foot

[elfenix 34161]

when google maps shows me ridiculous alternative routes:

 

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1668]

Martinis served in a non martini

Edited December 12, 2022 by Bender Bending Rodriguez

[52-80 19046]

Worst stove/sink/kitchen setup ive ever seen

[SHOOTER12 8776]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

Worst stove/sink/kitchen setup ive ever seen

Capital U ugly

[deadshank 24646]

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Worst stove/sink/kitchen setup ive ever seen

Why is the kitchen in the second floor?  Is this a condo or apartment?

[52-80 19046]

17 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Why is the kitchen in the second floor?  Is this a condo or apartment?

3-floor duplex in lumpy terrain. Bottom floor is typically half-sunken into the ground and contain bedrooms. Middle floor is the main living floor (&kitchen) to provide better view. Neighboring properties are lower in elevation

[Sandman 3401]

On 12/11/2022 at 5:50 AM, nnm said:

 

Judging from all of that leg/knee room, this appears to be a tiny child. So I guess they should tell their mom or dad what's going on.

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

This isn’t really trivial and I’m more than just a little bit surly. But fuck that family of five who came in for passports and held up one of the two tellers for over half an hour.

[Superhero 8696]

On 12/11/2022 at 3:50 AM, nnm said:

 

Kick it over and tell him he can come back after he polishes his shoes.

[PvilleStang 2823]

CR-Vs and Priuses in the left lane.  I'm sure this is the 312th time this is posted in here, but FFS, can we get a state law forcing them into the left lane, or to stay off the roads from 7am to 7pm?!

 

And, to be fair, I've seen Priuses that try to make up for the stereotype, but I have YET to see a CR-V driver capable of doing within 5mph of the speed limit.

[PvilleStang 2823]

10 hours ago, Superhero said:

Kick it over and tell him he can come back after he polishes his shoes.

/obligatory

Edited December 15, 2022 by PvilleStang

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

can we get a state law forcing them into the left lane

Huh?

[PvilleStang 2823]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Huh?

Meant right lane.  Caffeine hasn't set in this morning...

[52-80 19046]

22 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This isn’t really trivial and I’m more than just a little bit surly. But fuck that family of five who came in for passports and held up one of the two tellers for over half an hour.

Commendable social distancing

[ztejas 43173]

On 12/11/2022 at 7:52 PM, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Martinis served in a non martini

What in the fuck is this? Someone serves me a martini in that glass and I'm not paying for that martini. 

[Brothahorn 10081]

If you can authorize/charge my card in minutes, then you should be able to put the money back in minutes or within the hour.

[BearMace 2183]

On 12/12/2022 at 2:29 AM, 52-80 said:

Worst stove/sink/kitchen setup ive ever seen

h

On this note, over-the-top fisheye real estate photography that stretches shit out so much it looks like the TVs have a 32:9 aspect ratio. You're fooling nobody. 

[BearMace 2183]

Anybody (valet, mechanic, etc.) who turns my perfectly functional automatic headlights to the off position.  

[Vic Mackey 46849]

If you can authorize/charge my card in minutes, then you should be able to put the money back in minutes or within the hour.

Hell yes.

Same as when you unsubscribe to emails. Says it can take up to a few weeks. But subscribing is instant and you get an email instantly as well. Fuck off.

[Brothahorn 10081]

5 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

If you can authorize/charge my card in minutes, then you should be able to put the money back in minutes or within the hour.

And don't give me this shit about 'business' days. You had no problem with me paying on a non business day. 

 

It's not about the money. It's the principalities, Smokey!

Edited December 16, 2022 by Brothahorn

[Fudbelty 2784]

Anybody (valet, mechanic, etc.) who turns my perfectly functional automatic headlights to the off position.  

I’m team auto headlight. However, I can’t stand when I get in the wife’s car during daylight hours, go to use the blinker, and she’s left it in the high beam position.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

4 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

she’s left it in the high beam position.

Pics of wife's high beams?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

Who doesn't have auto high beams these days?

[BearMace 2183]

I'm currently using two different computers a lot and the keyboards and track pads are different enough that I'm a disaster on both of them. 

[tigol 2382]

Fuck high beams.

[Ignatius 3990]

On 12/15/2022 at 3:56 PM, Brothahorn said:

If you can authorize/charge my card in minutes, then you should be able to put the money back in minutes or within the hour.

It’s not up to the merchant how quickly you get the money back….

[ztejas 43173]

7 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Who doesn't have auto high beams these days?

[GoPokes83 2236]

Extremely trivial, but just once I’d like to go to throw something in the trash and not have to take the bag out because the can’s full!

[Vic Mackey 46849]

Extremely trivial, but just once I’d like to go to throw something in the trash and not have to take the bag out because the can’s full!

My fiance taking the trash bag out but not putting a new liner in right after. Makes me ragey

[52-80 19046]

22 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Pics of wife's high beams?

 

[GoPokes83 2236]

Watching the daily shooting/murder count on the Houston news this morning. For some reason it bugs me that they call every tiny shitty beer bar in the ghetto a club.

Also… Jimmy Kimmel has a bowl game?

[CooterBrown 17847]

Who doesn't have auto high beams these days?

Those annoy the fuck out of me with the high beams flipping on in town constantly. I had to disable them.

[Superhero 8696]

On 12/16/2022 at 5:13 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Pics of wife's high beams?

[tbone_ 14016]

Extremely trivial, but just once I’d like to go to throw something in the trash and not have to take the bag out because the can’s full!

Are you a kid or a wife? If not, it ain’t happening brah.

[GoPokes83 2236]

Are you a kid or a wife? If not, it ain’t happening brah.

[GoPokes83 2236]

More sad than surly… American companies that are no longer American.

https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fza.investing.com%2Fmagazine%2Famerican-companies-that-are-no-longer-american%2F%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR2oXgKCfKwumV1SAxZq0FII5HS1ukwjWjMEMTDvk6vWH2pX9hKvlgAvQTg&h=AT3JEVn4XQGmW7UprrPHH67IZKY3ca_6vGnN759ouhs-ALSoAsSZdBn_a5WHlEIEVQgasbvryUX4yZy-mL3beXbRIt4zdQwhd65MBFXK2BGy0jCrkNa4l4ZBMg8&s=1

[Superhero 8696]

My neighbor has not turned off his kitchen lights since he moved in. No I’m not kidding. Guess he doesn’t care about his electricity bill or the environment. 

[deadshank 24646]

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

My neighbor has not turned off his kitchen lights since he moved in. No I’m not kidding. Guess he doesn’t care about his electricity bill or the environment. 

You live next to a Waffle House?

[closetohumping 17342]

On 12/14/2022 at 1:56 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

This isn’t really trivial and I’m more than just a little bit surly. But fuck that family of five who came in for passports and held up one of the two tellers for over half an hour.

I'm gonna have to disagree.  While it sucks, it's a service they provide right?