Jump to content

Trivial Things That Make You Surly

elfenix

By elfenix
in Lulz

 Share

Recommended Posts

HouTex

HouTex 1882

Posted
Posted
54 minutes ago, Superhero said:

The cost of kids summer programs…

My wife and I woke up at 4:58 to register for our kids’ summer camps. Registration started at 5, and past experience told us to do it EARLY or the kids would be home bound and bored throughout the summer.

 Anyway, 5 weeks worth of camp set us back about $2500. Kids ain’t cheap. 

Not a bad deal compared to camps like Camp Longhorn and the camps in Hunt.  You pretty much have to register soon after your kid is born (and it helps to be a legacy) and the cost was about 2.5x that amount 8 years ago.  

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Replies 19.3k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

NeverMarryAStripper
NeverMarryAStripper

If cassettes are coming back, then people will have to start carrying pencils again

nnm
nnm
Armybrat
Armybrat

“No Trucks In Left Lane” - Waxahachie 2023:  

Posted Images

ABSR

ABSR 5318

Posted
Posted
4 hours ago, Superhero said:

The cost of kids summer programs…

My wife and I woke up at 4:58 to register for our kids’ summer camps. Registration started at 5, and past experience told us to do it EARLY or the kids would be home bound and bored throughout the summer.

 Anyway, 5 weeks worth of camp set us back about $2500. Kids ain’t cheap. 

You should look at sleep away camp.  MUCH more expensive...but Adult camp happens at the same time.  Worth it!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
mininghorn88

mininghorn88 2294

Posted
Posted

SIAP.

People who cannot control the speed at which they drive.  They will randomly change speeds plus or minus 10 miles per hour making it difficult to pass them particularly on a two lane road.  However, once you manage to get around them they magically can control their speed by staying right behind you.

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
  • Rage+1 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites
nnm

nnm 36464

Posted
Posted
44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The fluctuating volume between commercials and shows. Watching 1923 on Paramount and it has some ads. It's extremely low volume compared to the ads. Have to keep a hand on the remote to keep going back and forth between mute and unmute.

The other thing that hit me when watching 1923, alternating with running through Seinfeld on Netflix, is that today’s actors appear to be pretty lazy. Sure, the production quality is great, and there are some great shows out there. But shows like 1923 or Ted Lasso put out 8-10 episodes and call it a season. Seinfeld averaged 20+ every year. So did the normal hour+ drama like LA Law. Shows used to start new episodes in the fall and run new episodes all the way through the spring. Now we are supposed to be happy with just half that. 

  • Hook 'Em 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Vic Mackey

Vic Mackey 47088

Posted
Posted
11 hours ago, nnm said:

The other thing that hit me when watching 1923, alternating with running through Seinfeld on Netflix, is that today’s actors appear to be pretty lazy. Sure, the production quality is great, and there are some great shows out there. But shows like 1923 or Ted Lasso put out 8-10 episodes and call it a season. Seinfeld averaged 20+ every year. So did the normal hour+ drama like LA Law. Shows used to start new episodes in the fall and run new episodes all the way through the spring. Now we are supposed to be happy with just half that. 

I have thought the same thing but then came to conclude it is the difference in network tv versus premium channel shows. Going all the way back to The Oz on HBO, which seems to be one of the first premium channel shows, the episodes per season were only about 12. As opposed to network shows that had 20-24 episodes a season. I also heard it's more of an American thing, too. British series have less episodes per season than American shows.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
52-80

52-80 19183

Posted
Posted

when some slats of vertical blinds cross eachother so theyre no longer perfectly parallel.

we have cloth ones with weighted bottoms so theyre not the cheap vinyl shit, but they still dont hang perfectly sometimes.

On 3/3/2023 at 10:35 AM, beer said:

fucking quarter pounder is $8 now.  That used to be a serving of brisket. 

yeah, but you know how much a serving of brisket costs now?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
royiv

royiv 9326

Posted
Posted
20 hours ago, 52-80 said:

when some slats of vertical blinds cross eachother so theyre no longer perfectly parallel.

we have cloth ones with weighted bottoms so theyre not the cheap vinyl shit, but they still dont hang perfectly sometimes.

So you went with the "luxury" vertical blinds upgrade on your trailer?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
GoPokes83

GoPokes83 2240

Posted
Posted
My boss had a loss in her family and hasn’t been in the office since last December. Last I heard she’s out indefinitely.
So in the meantime who gets to do both jobs?
image.gif.bec76913c5b450f703f511e81fdbce81.gif
 
This is not a brag. It fucking sucks. 

Unless she murdered said family member and is in jail awaiting trial or owns the company this is unacceptable! 4 months bereavement leave and it’s still ongoing?
  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Okie State

Okie State 3821

Posted
Posted

Buy old metal ones off Fleabay or from weirdo neighbors like I do. I'll never buy one of those safety cans.

My boss had a loss in her family and hasn’t been in the office since last December. Last I heard she’s out indefinitely.
So in the meantime who gets to do both jobs?
image.gif.bec76913c5b450f703f511e81fdbce81.gif
 
This is not a brag. It fucking sucks. 
You'll be compensated with a nice Subway gift card.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
MNLonghornFUKM

MNLonghornFUKM 8817

Posted
Posted
Fuck government-mandated childproof gas can nozzles right in the goat ass

Love refilling my snowblower and when it’s about full, i disengage the spring loaded top causing a tiny volcano of gas to spill onto the top of the blower causing the garage to eventually smell like gas and my wife asking me if the house is going to blow up
  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
WhatTheBuck

WhatTheBuck 28788

Posted
Posted
On 3/7/2023 at 8:03 AM, Vic Mackey said:

I have thought the same thing but then came to conclude it is the difference in network tv versus premium channel shows. Going all the way back to The Oz on HBO, which seems to be one of the first premium channel shows, the episodes per season were only about 12. As opposed to network shows that had 20-24 episodes a season. I also heard it's more of an American thing, too. British series have less episodes per season than American shows.

Or maybe it has something to do with being able to produce twice as many half hour shows in a season as they do one hour shows. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
GoPokes83

GoPokes83 2240

Posted
Posted
SIAP.
People who cannot control the speed at which they drive.  They will randomly change speeds plus or minus 10 miles per hour making it difficult to pass them particularly on a two lane road.  However, once you manage to get around them they magically can control their speed by staying right behind you.

Just followed someone going 2.5 under the limit for 15 miles on a busy 2 lane with no opportunity to pass!
  • Like 1
  • Rage+1 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
gofuckyourself

gofuckyourself 8339

Posted
Posted
On 3/8/2023 at 2:29 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Fuck government-mandated childproof gas can nozzles right in the goat ass

Dad still has an old school metal gas can that's just a simple screw on lid with a short flexible hose and an easy removable stopper at the end.

It's the only thing I demand to inherit. If some dumb kid comes into my garage and drinks from it like it's a Slurpee, so be it. 

  • Hook 'Em 3
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
nnm

nnm 36464

Posted
Posted
9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Or maybe it has something to do with being able to produce twice as many half hour shows in a season as they do one hour shows. 

No, I covered this in my original gripe. There were full seasons, 20+ episodes each, of the hour long shows too (Dallas, LA Law, etc., etc.). 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
WhatTheBuck

WhatTheBuck 28788

Posted
Posted
3 hours ago, nnm said:

No, I covered this in my original gripe. There were full seasons, 20+ episodes each, of the hour long shows too (Dallas, LA Law, etc., etc.). 

Dallas was a prime time soap. I don’t think that’s a good comparison. But I was just talking about the comparison to a half hour sitcom. I never watched Dallas much and I’ve never watched L.A. Law. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Superhero

Superhero 8830

Posted
Posted

Company wanted me to update my computer software. I thought it would be a minor patch and be I'd be able to get back to work. But nooooooooo, it was updating to Windows 11 in the middle of the day. An hour of productivity out the window.

Anyway, so far Windows 11 doesn't seem too different from 10 except for the fucking Taskbar. If I have 3 Excel files open, it only shows me 1 Excel icon, and I have to hover over it and squint, trying to figure out which one I'm actually looking for. It's only been 1.5 days and I'm already getting ragey.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
956 Worldwide

956 Worldwide 34715

Posted
Posted
33 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Transporting mobile homes makes me rage.  Taking up 2 lanes on the I35. 

When I became president my first order of business will be outlawing this. Then we'll figure out climate and the economy.

Simple solution is that oversized loads should only move late at night on interstates and U.S. highways. 

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest

Guest

Posted
Posted
On 3/8/2023 at 2:34 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

Fucking A.

Filling the chainsaw this weekend and spilled almost as much as I put in because of those POS.

The vapors are destroying the environment.

 

What about the 100ml that spill every time I use the fucking gascan?

 

Note: One of my most prized possessions is an old school one-gallon plastic gascan with straight flow nozzle/ no locking mousetrap mechanisms.  I will shoot to kill somebody walking off with that sumbeech.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Js1

Js1 85425

Posted
Posted
17 hours ago, Superhero said:

thought it would be a minor patch and be I'd be able to get back to work. But nooooooooo, it was updating to Windows 11 in the middle of the day. An hour of productivity out the window.

Sounds like a great excuse to not work for an hour - go for a walk, go to the gym, etc. Is that all you do is work?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Knoxtnhorn

Knoxtnhorn 6061

Posted
Posted

I know bitching about driving stuff is stale and somewhat taboo on this thread, but how in the mothereffin hell does a grown ass adult not know that you can turn left on a blinking yellow light?  Every, fucking day.  My route home takes me to an intersection which has a green arrow for all of like 5 seconds, then a flashing yellow for 30 seconds or so.  Every day I'm behind some fuckswitch that just sits there with a completely clear opposite lane.  When the light changes, it takes 3-4 mins to get to the next cycle.  I'd honk, but I'm averse to road rage + I'm always afraid that it'll be someone I know since I teach in the area.  /drunk rant

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Rage+1 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
52-80

52-80 19183

Posted
Posted

Dont know if people realize that in movies, while they relabel everything into fiction (license plates, business names), when aircrafts appear the tail numbers are legitimate. 

When I see helicopters or jets on an old movie, I google the registration to see if its still in service and what its up to. 

Probably a little bit neurotic / spectrum. 
 

 

 

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...