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On 9/15/2023 at 10:34 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

I was firing up the grill, and decided to shift it a bit. Grabbed the corner of the side shelf, and I felt a sharp pain on the tip of my left index finger.

Two of these mother fuckers were stinging me.

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We have a bowl on the entry way where I dump my keys and change and stuff. Went to grab my keys a few weeks ago and one of those fuckers was at the bottom of the bowl.

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Airport coffee shops make me surly.  They should have a separate line for people who only want a plain black cup of coffee.  Karen who wants her mochalattefrappuccinotriplepumpmacciato should not hold up the rest of humanity that only want to avoid the caffeine headache.  Yes, I had a 6:00 am flight from COS to DFW this morning.  And yes, I almost missed my flight because I wanted the aforementioned cup of coffee, but there was a whole raft of Karens in front of me ordering their grownup milkshakes.

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34 minutes ago, nnm said:

Airport coffee shops make me surly.  They should have a separate line for people who only want a plain black cup of coffee.  Karen who wants her mochalattefrappuccinotriplepumpmacciato should not hold up the rest of humanity that only want to avoid the caffeine headache.  Yes, I had a 6:00 am flight from COS to DFW this morning.  And yes, I almost missed my flight because I wanted the aforementioned cup of coffee, but there was a whole raft of Karens in front of me ordering their grownup milkshakes.

All is this, but a good cappuccino is hard to beat.


The same Karens are also the ones who order cocktails at bars. At the bar, I get beer, or drinks with 2 ingredients max - gin & tonic; martini with an olive. 

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45 minutes ago, nnm said:

Airport coffee shops make me surly.  They should have a separate line for people who only want a plain black cup of coffee.  Karen who wants her mochalattefrappuccinotriplepumpmacciato should not hold up the rest of humanity that only want to avoid the caffeine headache.  Yes, I had a 6:00 am flight from COS to DFW this morning.  And yes, I almost missed my flight because I wanted the aforementioned cup of coffee, but there was a whole raft of Karens in front of me ordering their grownup milkshakes.

Pro tip: pre-order Starbucks on the app on the way to the airport and just pick it up from the mobile pick up area when you walk by

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24 minutes ago, Superhero said:

All is this, but a good cappuccino is hard to beat.


The same Karens are also the ones who order cocktails at bars. At the bar, I get beer, or drinks with 2 ingredients max - gin & tonic; martini with an olive. 

On the bar. Yes if it's like a sports bar or casual type of place. My normal go to is cranberry and vodka. But if I'm at an nicer restaurant I'm ordering an old fashion. or if it's a Mexican place, a mojito

 

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On the bar. Yes if it's like a sports bar or casual type of place. My normal go to is cranberry and vodka. But if I'm at an nicer restaurant I'm ordering an old fashion. or if it's a Mexican place, a mojito
 

So you’re just assuming Mexicans know how to make a Cuban cocktail? I dunno man, sounds a little racist.
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33 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Sounds like they DID do something right.

A) They transposed all my screens. L -> = R <-

B) Erased all my saved files

C) Left my sign-in timeout setting alone

D) Locked me out of mission critical programs

 

Guess which of the above is false

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5 minutes ago, RPM said:

A) They transposed all my screens. L -> = R <-

B) Erased all my saved files

C) Left my sign-in timeout setting alone

D) Locked me out of mission critical programs

 

Guess which of the above is false

Did they at least take you out to dinner first?

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Handicapped tags hanging from the rear view mirror while driving.

It’s a fucking parking tag. Take it down while you are driving. You’re supposedly an afflicted cripple as it is (most likely just a lazy fat fuck) so the last thing we need is for half of your field of vision to be blocked.

Besides all that…who the fuck drives around announcing to the world I’M A FUCKING BROKEN DOWN IN VALID!

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On 9/22/2023 at 9:03 AM, MirrOlure said:

Handicapped tags hanging from the rear view mirror while driving.

It’s a fucking parking tag. Take it down while you are driving. You’re supposedly an afflicted cripple as it is (most likely just a lazy fat fuck) so the last thing we need is for half of your field of vision to be blocked.

Besides all that…who the fuck drives around announcing to the world I’M A FUCKING BROKEN DOWN IN VALID!

STFU

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I’m discovering a huge percentage of the population doesn’t iron, and may not even own an iron. I’m terribly vexed by this. A lot of polyester clothing can stink after awhile. Clothing with cotton is good. Cotton may need ironing. What is the world doing? Ironing sucks. 

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I’m discovering a huge percentage of the population doesn’t iron, and may not even own an iron. I’m terribly vexed by this. A lot of polyester clothing can stink after awhile. Clothing with cotton is good. Cotton may need ironing. What is the world doing? Ironing sucks. 

That’s what dry cleaners are for. 

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I’m discovering a huge percentage of the population doesn’t iron, and may not even own an iron. I’m terribly vexed by this. A lot of polyester clothing can stink after awhile. Clothing with cotton is good. Cotton may need ironing. What is the world doing? Ironing sucks. 

Strike while the iron is hot is what I always say. 

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The fact that Austin only has bulk pick up twice a year, while Dallas has it every month.

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I’m discovering a huge percentage of the population doesn’t iron, and may not even own an iron. I’m terribly vexed by this. A lot of polyester clothing can stink after awhile. Clothing with cotton is good. Cotton may need ironing. What is the world doing? Ironing sucks. 

I rarely iron now that ive bought a steamer

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Grocery store baggers that put everything into 2 bags weighing 45 pounds each and handing back 2 empty bags like they’re doing me a favor.
It was never like this until the past 6 months. Maybe I should ask to speak to the manager. 
I like when they toss the raw meat in with the fruits and vegetables.
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