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4 hours ago, You don't know me said:

Friday night, coming back home from my kid's football game, I was stuck on a 2 lane road behind some asshole wavering his speed between 65 and 40.  The speed limit was 55 the whole way.  When we got to a passing zone, that's when he'd speed up to 65.  When we finally got to a town and the road turned into 4 lanes, I was able to get around.  When I got beside him, fucker was watching videos on his phone.

sometimes porn won't wait dude

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Does your vote still count if you don't put your sticker on, take a selfie, and post it on facebook?

We get it, you went out and did something that takes zero intellect, and almost everyone around here can do. I dont post a damn pic everytime I pump gas, but then again, that requires a bit more risk and skill. Do your civic duty as you see fit, but bragging about waiting in line and clicking a few buttons is damn moronic.

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10 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Does your vote still count if you don't put your sticker on, take a selfie, and post it on facebook?

We get it, you went out and did something that takes zero intellect, and almost everyone around here can do. I dont post a damn pic everytime I pump gas, but then again, that requires a bit more risk and skill. Do your civic duty as you see fit, but bragging about waiting in line and clicking a few buttons is damn moronic.

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Not so trivial, but when the trucks unloading shit in the theater district in downtown Houston choose to unload/load at morning rush hour and block two lanes of traffic coming in to downtown, that really pisses me off. It takes 20 min to go two blocks. Make them unload/load at off peak hours.

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12 minutes ago, HouTex said:

Not so trivial, but when the trucks unloading shit in the theater district in downtown Houston choose to unload/load at morning rush hour and block two lanes of traffic coming in to downtown, that really pisses me off. It takes 20 min to go two blocks. Make them unload/load at off peak hours.

Worst fucking part of my former downtown commute, by far. 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

People who talk about the lottery. I don't give a shit that you bought tickets and no you aren't going to win so stfu. And when they don't win, all these posts of "Well I guess I have to go to work tomorrow hurr durrr hurr". 

You wanna come over and watch the results with me?  Serving Mac n cheese with hot dogs in it and shrimp cocktail out of a can. Have the party size sack of Cheetos as appetizers.  Fat cholas will be the hostesses with the mostesses.  

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On 10/22/2018 at 9:55 AM, You don't know me said:

Friday night, coming back home from my kid's football game, I was stuck on a 2 lane road behind some asshole wavering his speed between 65 and 40.  The speed limit was 55 the whole way.  When we got to a passing zone, that's when he'd speed up to 65.  When we finally got to a town and the road turned into 4 lanes, I was able to get around.  When I got beside him, fucker was watching videos on his phone.

Coming up behind someone in the fast lane and nearly running over them at 68 mph.  They pull over to let you pass, so you go on, and on, and on still not passing them and realize you're doing 80+ and that once they pulled over they sped up.  ASSHOLES.

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5 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Coming up behind someone in the fast lane and nearly running over them at 68 mph.  They pull over to let you pass, so you go on, and on, and on still not passing them and realize you're doing 80+ and that once they pulled over they sped up.  ASSHOLES.

Drove to Houston and back on Saturday from NB on I-10 and this happened to me at least 5 or 6 times. 

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2 hours ago, deadshank said:

You wanna come over and watch the results with me?  Serving Mac n cheese with hot dogs in it and shrimp cocktail out of a can. Have the party size sack of Cheetos as appetizers.  Fat cholas will be the hostesses with the mostesses.  

This actually sounds like a pretty good time. Will there be cold Busch Light?

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30 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

When you miss the very end of a movie on a flight because the fucking pilot can't shut up and keep his dumbass ramblings to himself. Same goes for the excessive credit card applications the sky waitresses are forced to peddle. 

Thank you!

But it's nice being able to never listen to the pre-flight crap.

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On 10/22/2018 at 9:40 AM, Okie State said:
On 10/22/2018 at 8:55 AM, You don said:
Friday night, coming back home from my kid's football game, I was stuck on a 2 lane road behind some asshole wavering his speed between 65 and 40.  The speed limit was 55 the whole way.  When we got to a passing zone, that's when he'd speed up to 65.  When we finally got to a town and the road turned into 4 lanes, I was able to get around.  When I got beside him, fucker was watching videos on his phone.

This is when you need the 400-500HP V8 to blow past these assholes in the small passing zone windows.

I was just about to post the same thing.  I can pass any car I want to.

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44 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I like Previews, make sure to get there early enough to see them. 

Except for that horseshit they shoehorned before Coco.  That was 100% pure rage inducing bitchassery by the movie companies.

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13 minutes ago, slorch said:

Except for that horseshit they shoehorned before Coco.  That was 100% pure rage inducing bitchassery by the movie companies.


That shit was the worst.  My 6 year old niece loves Frozen and was asking when the movie was going to start halfway through.

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4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Not a clue to what you’re talking about.  Guess i may need to go see this Coco.  But I get a bit perturbed if we’re late for previews. 

It's not in theaters any more.  they put about a 15 minute "short" in there for the next Frozen.  It was terribad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Coco, the movie is awesomely badass.  Dia de Los Muertos is upon us, so it might be a good time to watch.

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13 hours ago, slorch said:

It's not in theaters any more.  they put about a 15 minute "short" in there for the next Frozen.  It was terribad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Coco, the movie is awesomely badass.  Dia de Los Muertos is upon us, so it might be a good time to watch.

The "short" before The Incredibles 2 made me so hungry for dumplings, though.

The Frozen-inspired short before Coco is the first non-original short included in a Pixar movie since A Bug's Life.

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BMWs and their drivers. Fuck them and their entitled “rules don’t apply to me” asses

I had to back up in a tight spot to get out of a backed up line at my kids school. There was a guy in a BMW behind me. Using my backup camera I backed up as far as I could and managed to get out of the line. He chased me down and when I stopped to pick up my son he started yelling at me about how I almost hit him and never even looked in my rear view mirror. I just looked at him and said I’m sorry you’re so worried about the car you had to finance at 9% over 7 years and drove off.

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17 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I had to back up in a tight spot to get out of a backed up line at my kids school. There was a guy in a BMW behind me. Using my backup camera I backed up as far as I could and managed to get out of the line. He chased me down and when I stopped to pick up my son he started yelling at me about how I almost hit him and never even looked in my rear view mirror. I just looked at him and said I’m sorry you’re so worried about the car you had to finance at 9% over 7 years and drove off.

Oh, that's good.... 

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